CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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I got hit by a truck with a camouflage paint job. it came out of nowhere.	true
I hope you don't take this joke literally but if you do, please return it later.	true
White house needs to support egypt and jordan with a consistent anti-terrorism strategy	false
Guilty verdict in dharun ravi case only compounds tyler clementi tragedy	false
This queer coming-of-age novel examines disillusionment and the fashion world	false
Why don't electrical engineers get girls? because they can resistor.	true
Iran halts earthquake rescue operations as survivors battle hunger and cold	false
It's unclear if paris attackers relied on encryption. lawmakers are fighting it anyway.	false
Mila kunis takes in dior show at paris week, shoots handbag ad (photos)	false
It won't be easy for blue states to dodge the gop tax law	false
Celebrity homes: exes who kept the house in their divorce	false
Top alpine skiers shun team event at 2018 olympics	false
We never thought we'd say this, but these skulls look good enough to eat	false
32 million more would be uninsured under the latest senate health care bill	false
What soup weighs the most? wanton soup. i'll leave now.	true
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? he was outstanding in his field!	true
What's the quietest element? a no-bell gas. especially when the ringing noises are-gon.	true
10 reasons you should never step foot in a shopping mall	false
Here's evidence that thankfulness can transform your life	false
Which religion lets you eat as much pizza as you want without getting fat?	true
What's a ninja turtle's favorite equation? a radical equation.	true
Ann romney's 'live! with kelly and michael' dress is pretty blinding (video)	false
Why did he cross back? so he could charge the client for travel expenses.	true
Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham? because they're inbred.	true
No matter what happens on election day, most americans won’t be satisfied with the outcome	false
I can kill a man with nothing but my bare gun	true
It turns out i'm awesome at sex i come first every time!	true
-hey don't shoot me, i'm just the messenger! -oh the letter says to shoot me? okay th-	true
Charlotte casiraghi, more pyts who ride horses spotlighted by town & country (photos)	false
Here's more proof that giving housing to vets prevents homelessness	false
I ate my weight in goldfish crackers. i'm hoping to poop a shark.	true
Bbc news: two pedestrians die in collision. fuck, how fast must they have been walking?	true
If a mathematician were to be any part of a kitchen which would he be? the counter.	true
Dark: whats one thing you can do in a vast quantity without bothering with the quality? genocide	true
It would be really nice if everything was coffee.	true
Samantha bee's 'in memoriam' for roger ailes and bill o'reilly made us cry (laughing)	false
Action to achieve inclusive capitalism by roger martin	false
What do you call a t-rex with tourettes? dino-swore. i'm sorry.	true
'get out' thrills its way to no. 1 at the box office with $30.5 million debut	false
In the heart of clinton country, her base's faith is unshaken	false
Hunger games in hawaii: the islands' most glorious hotels	false
Donald trump's plan to deport undocumented immigrants 'to be determined': aide	false
So a man walks into a bar... it must have hurt like a sonuvabitch.	true
Looking for the next oil boom? follow the tech	false
Why is islam called the religion of peace? it will leave you in pieces.	true
Please come and get your 50 pounds of pot: nj police	false
The disappearing ghost signs of the rust belt	false
Learn to fix the no. 1 mistake you are making in yoga practice	false
Colin powell thinks donald trump is a 'national disgrace,' leaked emails reveal	false
Donald trump’s first year sets record for u.s. special ops	false
Keystone xl delay could give boost to obama's political base	false
A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket.... ...she then exclaims some arsehole has my pen	true
Why is mrs trump always on top? because donald can only fuck up.	true
My girlfriend got d for christmas from her math teacher.	true
They might as well put uhhh... in front of every item on drive-thru menus.	true
Why isn't china a democracy? because then they'd have to hold erections.	true
Runaways, neglect and abuse cast shadow on massachusetts school	false
Beyonce 'standing on the sun' live: singer performs song for the first time (video)	false
Why did the jedi cross the road? to get to the dark side.	true
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? because they were velocoraptured.	true
Madeleine albright sounds the alarm on fascism and donald trump	false
Alec baldwin nails it with another creepy donald trump debate impression on 'snl'	false
What do you call a man with a spade in his head? doug.	true
My myplate experiment made me a little neurotic, but not that healthy	false
Her: the manager of the mcdonalds down the street called today... him: did he sound mad?	true
Did you hear about the old italian chef? he pasta way	true
There are only two types of people in this world people who can extrapolate from incomplete data.	true
How to survive crisis or change as a family	false
Ask jj: crushing your soda habit with water	false
Rand paul and aaps want to bring you liberty.... from safe healthcare	false
This might be the cutest attempt at the mannequin challenge ever	false
What i learned from a college tour: visiting johns hopkins university	false
What do you call a dog with no legs? well it don't matter i ain't coming anyway!	true
Of course, lil' wayne isn't his real name. it's lillian waynard.	true
How to burn 6,000 calories (like an olympian)	false
How to spend a week in arizona, part 1: greater phoenix	false
Tracy morgan to host 'saturday night live' this fall	false
A parabola walked into a bar... it walked out again	true
I bought a book on ebay called how to scam on ebay. it still hasn't arrived.	true
What did santa say at the brothel? hoe! hoe! hoe!	true
Table talk: 'persepolis' removed from classrooms in chicago	false
spreads toilet seat cover over santa's lap before sitting down	true
Why trevor noah thinks hillary clinton will never connect with people	false
We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.	true
Masturbation is like procrastination... ...in the end you're just fucking yourself	true
Some people are like clouds.. ..once they fuck off it's a nice day.	true
White house forced to release some visitor logs in legal settlement	false
What do you call a pirates thong? a whispering eye patch.	true
There's no such thing as a stupid opinion. said the world's first feminist	true
As he slaughters civilians in aleppo, bashar assad prepares to make nice with donald trump	false
How do you milk sheeps? with apple accessories.	true
Here's a knock knock joke about the guy with no arms	true
Nsa leaker's parents say they fear for her safety	false
Think watching paint dry is boring? you know what, you're boring	false
Buy tickets: join us at the next third metric event	false
Know the best part about dead baby jokes? they never get old...	true
uses mr. clean magic eraser to wipe off your drawn on eyebrows	true
My tombstone will read i should have googled it first.	true
Online bank rates rise higher above the rest	false
Do you want me to rap? i will rap! - how i threaten my kids	true

I got hit by a truck with a camouflage paint job. it came out of nowhere.

true

I hope you don't take this joke literally but if you do, please return it later.

true

White house needs to support egypt and jordan with a consistent anti-terrorism strategy

false

Guilty verdict in dharun ravi case only compounds tyler clementi tragedy

false

This queer coming-of-age novel examines disillusionment and the fashion world

false

Why don't electrical engineers get girls? because they can resistor.

true

Iran halts earthquake rescue operations as survivors battle hunger and cold

false

It's unclear if paris attackers relied on encryption. lawmakers are fighting it anyway.

false

Mila kunis takes in dior show at paris week, shoots handbag ad (photos)

false

It won't be easy for blue states to dodge the gop tax law

false

Celebrity homes: exes who kept the house in their divorce

false

Top alpine skiers shun team event at 2018 olympics

false

We never thought we'd say this, but these skulls look good enough to eat

false

32 million more would be uninsured under the latest senate health care bill

false

What soup weighs the most? wanton soup. i'll leave now.

true

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? he was outstanding in his field!

true

What's the quietest element? a no-bell gas. especially when the ringing noises are-gon.

true

10 reasons you should never step foot in a shopping mall

false

Here's evidence that thankfulness can transform your life

false

Which religion lets you eat as much pizza as you want without getting fat?

true

What's a ninja turtle's favorite equation? a radical equation.

true

Ann romney's 'live! with kelly and michael' dress is pretty blinding (video)

false

Why did he cross back? so he could charge the client for travel expenses.

true

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham? because they're inbred.

true

No matter what happens on election day, most americans won’t be satisfied with the outcome

false

I can kill a man with nothing but my bare gun

true

It turns out i'm awesome at sex i come first every time!

true

-hey don't shoot me, i'm just the messenger! -oh the letter says to shoot me? okay th-

true

Charlotte casiraghi, more pyts who ride horses spotlighted by town & country (photos)

false

Here's more proof that giving housing to vets prevents homelessness

false

I ate my weight in goldfish crackers. i'm hoping to poop a shark.

true

Bbc news: two pedestrians die in collision. fuck, how fast must they have been walking?

true

If a mathematician were to be any part of a kitchen which would he be? the counter.

true

Dark: whats one thing you can do in a vast quantity without bothering with the quality? genocide

true

It would be really nice if everything was coffee.

true

Samantha bee's 'in memoriam' for roger ailes and bill o'reilly made us cry (laughing)

false

Action to achieve inclusive capitalism by roger martin

false

What do you call a t-rex with tourettes? *dino-swore.* i'm sorry.

true

'get out' thrills its way to no. 1 at the box office with $30.5 million debut

false

In the heart of clinton country, her base's faith is unshaken

false

Hunger games in hawaii: the islands' most glorious hotels

false

Donald trump's plan to deport undocumented immigrants 'to be determined': aide

false

So a man walks into a bar... it must have hurt like a sonuvabitch.

true

Looking for the next oil boom? follow the tech

false

Why is islam called the religion of peace? it will leave you in pieces.

true

Please come and get your 50 pounds of pot: nj police

false

The disappearing ghost signs of the rust belt

false

Learn to fix the no. 1 mistake you are making in yoga practice

false

Colin powell thinks donald trump is a 'national disgrace,' leaked emails reveal

false

Donald trump’s first year sets record for u.s. special ops

false

Keystone xl delay could give boost to obama's political base

false

A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket.... ...she then exclaims some arsehole has my pen

true

Why is mrs trump always on top? because donald can only fuck up.

true

My girlfriend got d for christmas from her math teacher.

true

They might as well put uhhh... in front of every item on drive-thru menus.

true

Why isn't china a democracy? because then they'd have to hold erections.

true

Runaways, neglect and abuse cast shadow on massachusetts school

false

Beyonce 'standing on the sun' live: singer performs song for the first time (video)

false

Why did the jedi cross the road? to get to the dark side.

true

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? because they were veloco*raptured*.

true

Madeleine albright sounds the alarm on fascism and donald trump

false

Alec baldwin nails it with another creepy donald trump debate impression on 'snl'

false

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? doug.

true

My myplate experiment made me a little neurotic, but not that healthy

false

Her: the manager of the mcdonalds down the street called today... him: did he sound mad?

true

Did you hear about the old italian chef? he pasta way

true

There are only two types of people in this world people who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

true

How to survive crisis or change as a family

false

Ask jj: crushing your soda habit with water

false

Rand paul and aaps want to bring you liberty.... from safe healthcare

false

This might be the cutest attempt at the mannequin challenge ever

false

What i learned from a college tour: visiting johns hopkins university

false

What do you call a dog with no legs? well it don't matter i ain't coming anyway!

true

Of course, lil' wayne isn't his real name. it's lillian waynard.

true

How to burn 6,000 calories (like an olympian)

false

How to spend a week in arizona, part 1: greater phoenix

false

Tracy morgan to host 'saturday night live' this fall

false

A parabola walked into a bar... it walked out again

true

I bought a book on ebay called how to scam on ebay. it still hasn't arrived.

true

What did santa say at the brothel? hoe! hoe! hoe!

true

Table talk: 'persepolis' removed from classrooms in chicago

false

*spreads toilet seat cover over santa's lap before sitting down*

true

Why trevor noah thinks hillary clinton will never connect with people

false

We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.

true

Masturbation is like procrastination... ...in the end you're just fucking yourself

true

Some people are like clouds.. ..once they fuck off it's a nice day.

true

White house forced to release some visitor logs in legal settlement

false

What do you call a pirates thong? a whispering eye patch.

true

There's no such thing as a stupid opinion. said the world's first feminist

true

As he slaughters civilians in aleppo, bashar assad prepares to make nice with donald trump

false

How do you milk sheeps? with apple accessories.

true

Here's a knock knock joke about the guy with no arms

true

Nsa leaker's parents say they fear for her safety

false

Think watching paint dry is boring? you know what, you're boring

false

Buy tickets: join us at the next third metric event

false

Know the best part about dead baby jokes? they never get old...

true

*uses mr. clean magic eraser to wipe off your drawn on eyebrows*

true

My tombstone will read i should have googled it first.

true

Online bank rates rise higher above the rest

false

Do you want me to rap? i will rap! - how i threaten my kids

true