CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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The gap in the us social entrepreneurial startup scene	false
There are two types of people in this world: those who need closure...	true
The best ways to tackle your student loan debt	false
How to skrillex sign his valentine's day cards? i wub wub wub you....	true
What has hands but can't clap? stephen hawking	true
Why is the energizer bunny such a slut? he takes 2 ds at the same time	true
Last christmas, i gave you my heart, the very next day you told me you're gay....	true
A new hope with every sunrise for families of the disappeared	false
What happened when this mom breastfed her baby on live tv	false
Melinda gates wrote a powerful essay on how birth control empowers women	false
What state has the smallest soft drinks? minnesota	true
I beat off with a hammer cuz i'm bad to the bone.	true
The gop will likely take blame for the shutdown. it may not matter by november.	false
The most important skill you have but ignore	false
The health care revolution you haven't heard about	false
Do you think kanye west will becom president? i don't know. i don't have 2020 vision.	true
How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh? ten tickles	true
A rapist, a pedophile and a priest walks into a bar.	true
Now with all the kids outside, playing pokemon..... dads and moms can stay inside playing pokemom.	true
Why does edward never leave russia? he's always snowden.	true
What did the hobbit say to the japanese man as he was leaving? shirenara!	true
Congressman calls for investigation into alton sterling shooting	false
You'll wait longest for the doctor in this state	false
Trump egregiously misquotes fox news to attack rival	false
White americans are dying from a surge in 'deaths of despair'	false
Til supreme court judge kidnapped by cannibals in the caribbean! justice was served.	true
A compassionate work culture can really benefit the bottom line, too	false
World's loneliest orca still stuck in america's tiniest tank	false
I have a solution to procrastination i will tell you tomorrow	true
Hang a frame with a soda tab instead of a hook for easy leveling (video)	false
Keep your friend's clothes in your enemy's toaster.	true
I bet if jesus were here right now, he'd be like toilets are amazing.	true
7 ways to build a community using data-driven narratives	false
Why did lot leave his wife? she became salty.	true
The reasons older skiers should not be afraid of the slopes	false
John legend upgrades 'downton abbey' theme song with honest lyrics	false
Rod stewart thought it was a good idea to stage a mock beheading in abu dhabi desert	false
After 55 years, navy gets its first woman seal applicant	false
Am i a yogi if i'm not a vegetarian? a closer look at ahimsa	false
It's like grandma always said... in a car with a sunroof, you have more room for your legs	true
California wildfires now deadliest in state's recorded history	false
Small island developing states take up a gigantic challenge	false
South korea offers talks with defiant north ahead of olympics	false
Tesla is buying sister company solarcity for $2.6 billion	false
I once poured an entire bag of potato chips on my girlfriend. i wanted to ruffle her feathers.	true
Where do amish people go to get medicine? to the farmacy.	true
'rupaul's drag race' is about to change the way you text forever	false
What do you call a chilly office? a cubicicle	true
Don't pay your taxes. get sent to a cool ass prison. boom, now taxes pay you. life hack.	true
Nothing will stop this toddler from cuddling her bull terrier	false
Alicia silverstone bares almost all for 'bullet' magazine, talks 'clueless'	false
Your body's internal clock and how it affects your overall health	false
Grilled whole fish: the easiest summer cooking method there is (video)	false
I'm gonna vote for trump at elections... cuz i a'int ever seen a president assassinated	true
Johnny depp rips off his donald trump makeup in oscar-worthy performance	false
Today i learned that diarrhea is a genetic disorder because it runs in your jeans.	true
Friday talking points -- best pi day of the century!	false
Which day do chickens hate the most? friday.	true
Whenever someone tells me they have an iq of 140, i wonder if that's fahrenheit or centigrade.	true
More than 24,000 kids go to the hospital for shopping cart-related injuries every year: study	false
Thanks, mrs. obama, for what you've done for our kids	false
I never have enough pockets to carry all my awesome cargo! - revolutionary shorts designer.	true
House gopers say a secret memo could end the trump-russia probe. their staff wrote it.	false
Bob dylan nobel silence called 'impolite and arrogant' by academy member	false
If i had a dollar every time my phone's battery dies, i	true
What do you call an egyptian butt? a sphinxter	true
The week in arts & culture: bon iver, paul ryan and a cinematic art heist (photos)	false
I tried to join the local hide and seek club today but i couldn't find them	true
What is it called when anakin licks padme's butt? an outer-rim job	true
I'm on pace to see 3.7 million aflac commercials this college football season.	true
Crossfitter trains with medicine ball taped to his stomach in solidarity with pregnant wife	false
What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers? a cannibull	true
Tired pilots are falling asleep at the controls	false
What kind of a joke does a black person not get? dadjokes	true
Michelle obama fashion vault 2012: all the first lady looks this year (photos)	false
How to make a tiny apartment feel huge	false
All parents need access to education data now	false
If i ever find a dead body while i'm hiking i'm gonna be like finally	true
What's the difference between pussy and mashed potatoes mashed potatoes don't make their own gravy	true
I had chinese german food hour later i was hungry for power	true
Brain injury rate 7 times greater among u.s. prisoners	false
Angelica's kitchen teaches classic caribbean cooking in curacao (recipes)	false
Rethinking red meat as part of a healthy diet (video)	false
As a girl who lifts weights at the gym... i experience a lot of flexual tension	true
Why wouldn't the kabuto share his potion? he was a little shellfish.	true
Woody allen really hopes it’s ok to keep winking at women. women beg to differ.	false
Police suspect 'serial bomber' in deadly austin attacks	false
Older couple caught with 60 pounds of pot said it was for holiday gifts: police	false
What do you call a slutty horse? a whorse	true
What is h1b for come here often? ? visit this establishment frequently ?	true
Facing challenge from the right, gop lawmaker pulls support for immigration bill	false
Plastic surgeon did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?	true
Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippy? because he was too far out... (dude).	true
Mom said i could be anything i wanted to be when i grew up. so i became sarcastic.	true
Why was the solider nervous about being deployed? he had arachnophobia.	true
Angry california bees kill dog after hive owner harvests honey	false
Chita rivera looks back on her storied career at new york’s café carlyle	false
Pippa middleton visits botox/laser spa in london (photos)	false
S.w. basics body scrub could get you a boyfriend	false
Unless you are a pregnancy test, take your negativity somewhere else.	true

The gap in the us social entrepreneurial startup scene

false

There are two types of people in this world: those who need closure...

true

The best ways to tackle your student loan debt

false

How to skrillex sign his valentine's day cards? i wub wub wub you....

true

What has hands but can't clap? stephen hawking

true

Why is the energizer bunny such a slut? he takes 2 ds at the same time

true

Last christmas, i gave you my heart, the very next day you told me you're gay....

true

A new hope with every sunrise for families of the disappeared

false

What happened when this mom breastfed her baby on live tv

false

Melinda gates wrote a powerful essay on how birth control empowers women

false

What state has the smallest soft drinks? minnesota

true

I beat off with a hammer cuz i'm bad to the bone.

true

The gop will likely take blame for the shutdown. it may not matter by november.

false

The most important skill you have but ignore

false

The health care revolution you haven't heard about

false

Do you think kanye west will becom president? i don't know. i don't have 2020 vision.

true

How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh? ten tickles

true

A rapist, a pedophile and a priest walks into a bar.

true

Now with all the kids outside, playing pokemon..... dads and moms can stay inside playing pokemom.

true

Why does edward never leave russia? he's always snowden.

true

What did the hobbit say to the japanese man as he was leaving? shirenara!

true

Congressman calls for investigation into alton sterling shooting

false

You'll wait longest for the doctor in this state

false

Trump egregiously misquotes fox news to attack rival

false

White americans are dying from a surge in 'deaths of despair'

false

Til supreme court judge kidnapped by cannibals in the caribbean! justice was served.

true

A compassionate work culture can really benefit the bottom line, too

false

World's loneliest orca still stuck in america's tiniest tank

false

I have a solution to procrastination i will tell you tomorrow

true

Hang a frame with a soda tab instead of a hook for easy leveling (video)

false

Keep your friend's clothes in your enemy's toaster.

true

I bet if jesus were here right now, he'd be like toilets are amazing.

true

7 ways to build a community using data-driven narratives

false

Why did lot leave his wife? she became salty.

true

The reasons older skiers should not be afraid of the slopes

false

John legend upgrades 'downton abbey' theme song with honest lyrics

false

Rod stewart thought it was a good idea to stage a mock beheading in abu dhabi desert

false

After 55 years, navy gets its first woman seal applicant

false

Am i a yogi if i'm not a vegetarian? a closer look at ahimsa

false

It's like grandma always said... in a car with a sunroof, you have more room for your legs

true

California wildfires now deadliest in state's recorded history

false

Small island developing states take up a gigantic challenge

false

South korea offers talks with defiant north ahead of olympics

false

Tesla is buying sister company solarcity for $2.6 billion

false

I once poured an entire bag of potato chips on my girlfriend. i wanted to ruffle her feathers.

true

Where do amish people go to get medicine? to the farmacy.

true

'rupaul's drag race' is about to change the way you text forever

false

What do you call a chilly office? a cubicicle

true

Don't pay your taxes. get sent to a cool ass prison. boom, now taxes pay you. life hack.

true

Nothing will stop this toddler from cuddling her bull terrier

false

Alicia silverstone bares almost all for 'bullet' magazine, talks 'clueless'

false

Your body's internal clock and how it affects your overall health

false

Grilled whole fish: the easiest summer cooking method there is (video)

false

I'm gonna vote for trump at elections... cuz i a'int ever seen a president assassinated

true

Johnny depp rips off his donald trump makeup in oscar-worthy performance

false

Today i learned that diarrhea is a genetic disorder because it runs in your jeans.

true

Friday talking points -- best pi day of the century!

false

Which day do chickens hate the most? friday.

true

Whenever someone tells me they have an iq of 140, i wonder if that's fahrenheit or centigrade.

true

More than 24,000 kids go to the hospital for shopping cart-related injuries every year: study

false

Thanks, mrs. obama, for what you've done for our kids

false

I never have enough pockets to carry all my awesome cargo! - revolutionary shorts designer.

true

House gopers say a secret memo could end the trump-russia probe. their staff wrote it.

false

Bob dylan nobel silence called 'impolite and arrogant' by academy member

false

If i had a dollar every time my phone's battery dies, i

true

What do you call an egyptian butt? a sphinxter

true

The week in arts & culture: bon iver, paul ryan and a cinematic art heist (photos)

false

I tried to join the local hide and seek club today but i couldn't find them

true

What is it called when anakin licks padme's butt? an outer-rim job

true

I'm on pace to see 3.7 million aflac commercials this college football season.

true

Crossfitter trains with medicine ball taped to his stomach in solidarity with pregnant wife

false

What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers? a cannibull

true

Tired pilots are falling asleep at the controls

false

What kind of a joke does a black person not get? dadjokes

true

Michelle obama fashion vault 2012: all the first lady looks this year (photos)

false

How to make a tiny apartment feel huge

false

All parents need access to education data now

false

If i ever find a dead body while i'm hiking i'm gonna be like finally

true

What's the difference between pussy and mashed potatoes mashed potatoes don't make their own gravy

true

I had chinese german food hour later i was hungry for power

true

Brain injury rate 7 times greater among u.s. prisoners

false

Angelica's kitchen teaches classic caribbean cooking in curacao (recipes)

false

Rethinking red meat as part of a healthy diet (video)

false

As a girl who lifts weights at the gym... i experience a lot of flexual tension

true

Why wouldn't the kabuto share his potion? he was a little shellfish.

true

Woody allen really hopes it’s ok to keep winking at women. women beg to differ.

false

Police suspect 'serial bomber' in deadly austin attacks

false

Older couple caught with 60 pounds of pot said it was for holiday gifts: police

false

What do you call a slutty horse? a whorse

true

What is h1b for come here often? ? visit this establishment frequently ?

true

Facing challenge from the right, gop lawmaker pulls support for immigration bill

false

Plastic surgeon did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?

true

Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippy? because he was too far out... (dude).

true

Mom said i could be anything i wanted to be when i grew up. so i became sarcastic.

true

Why was the solider nervous about being deployed? he had arachnophobia.

true

Angry california bees kill dog after hive owner harvests honey

false

Chita rivera looks back on her storied career at new york’s café carlyle

false

Pippa middleton visits botox/laser spa in london (photos)

false

S.w. basics body scrub could get you a boyfriend

false

Unless you are a pregnancy test, take your negativity somewhere else.

true