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Batman can safe the world ,but clark kent
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Love photos: seeking your couple photos for 'love in one photo' project
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These are the 16 best burgers of 2013
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What music is good to listen to while having a snack? 8 a bit music.
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Unrelated but i believe strongly that woody woodpecker is a lesbian
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Banned ryanair ads: too much fuss over a little lingerie? (photos)
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British english will have only 3 vowels now a i o they left e u
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Pizzeria owner once slammed for blackface now stereotypes mexicans
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Hey, wanna hear a jew joke? israeli funny
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Social security advocates pin hopes on donald trump
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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes? -catch my drift
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How do you cut off a redneck's dick? kick his sister in the jaw
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A german bakers was robbed... apparently everything was stollen.
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India arie remembers maya angelou and talks about the pitfalls of stardom
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Wanna know my new year's resolution? 4k, baby.
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Why did the police hurry over to the black lives matter riot? to beat the crowd!
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What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?... make me one with everything.
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My attractive feature is that sometimes i go away.
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'pirates 5' eyes box office domination while 'baywatch' drowns
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Bpa, phthalates linked with teen obesity, insulin resistance
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Why did the monk hate the musician because he hated violins i made this up just now
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I'm in a constant battle between wanting a hot body and wanting a hot fudge sundae.
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Even americans who favor gun control aren't very optimistic about it
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If i was one of the seven dwarfs i'd be nopey.
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Divorce expo: start over smart expo in nyc helps divorcees (video)
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Rick santorum tries to explain why he can weigh in on climate change but pope shouldn't
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Easiest way to break into a moble home in a trailer park is to use a can opener.
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I redid my fence yesterday. it needed to be reposted.
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I'm not lazy... i'm just on my energy saving mode.
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H7n9 bird flu found in 5 other sites in china
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Countdown to the oscars: red carpet beauty secrets
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What's brown and rhymes with 'snoop'? dr. dre
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Burger travel: the hamburger festival of akron, ohio
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Mediterranean diet best diet ever? not so fast
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Reminder: boycotting milo yiannopoulos' publisher is not censorship
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No matter where you live, there's always 1 light switch that doesn't do anything.
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Should this word be removed from the language?
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Digging below the surface of membership growth at credit unions
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Stuff each other's faces: the 2013 valentine's day food gift guide
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Nomophobia: 66 percent are afraid to be separated from cell phones, survey shows
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Ai day will replace christmas as the most important holiday in less than 25 years
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Patrick stewart is becoming a u.s. citizen so he can fight donald trump
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This barber backpacked across the globe and found more than just the perfect shave
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Anytime tim tebow contemplates... ...it's a christian ponder. joke courtesy michael starrbury
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Tried to start an origami company... it folded.
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What do you call a female mushroom who happens to be a killjoy? antifungal
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Girlfriend: what's senior year without a little slacking? me: junior year.
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A half-dozen gop senators just fired a big warning shot on obamacare repeal
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What does the b in benoit b. mandelbrot stand for? benoit b. mandelbrot
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Falling in love with any work you do
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Spacex launches and lands the first recycled orbital rocket ever
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Why are women like parachutes? because if they don't spread they are worthless.
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Cyprus, eu/imf lenders agree to bank tax on large deposits: cypriot official
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What the world’s healthiest diets have in common
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I get bi with a little help from my girl friends.
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Walked in for bread, walked out with 6 bottles of wine. now we're having communion for dinner.
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People that pronounce vase like voz make me want to punch them in the foz.
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Two men walk into a bar... the third guy ducked.
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Life is like a dozen roses... it's full of pricks!
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Oven thermometers: why they're important and 5 types to consider
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What did the australian chess player say to the waiter? cheque, mate!
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What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you feed your self with that?
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Why did hillary clinton cross the road? (probably offensive) 9/11
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With trump's vp choice, gop misses huge opportunity
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A man walks into a bar... ...and has a concussion.
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What do you call a pig with three eyes ? piiig
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My girlfriend dumped me for talking too much about video games what a ridiculous thing to fallout 4
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New foods to try for cinco de mayo: recipes to enjoy as a family
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*emergency room* nurse: we're losing him! doctor : im working as fast as i can
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Get psyched for this new kids' show starring julie andrews and puppets
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Canyon ranch hotel and spa in miami beach (video)
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What part of canada do the inuit control? nunavut.
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Obama continues misdirection in u.s. policy toward cuba
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You've just made a very lazy enemy my friend.
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How filing a tax return reduces identity theft
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Don't look out of the window betty people will think it's halloween.
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Twitter shows us how drastically we've changed in a tough 2016
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This week in world war i, february 6-12, 2016
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A vegan...like mr. spock? no mom...that's a vulcan.
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What's your best oscar one liner? tell me.
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*woman throws a drink in my face but i swallow it all perfectly*
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For the holidays: the gift of artistic expression
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The defecator. that's not even a real transformer. beat it, kid.
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I must be emotionally constipated ...because i haven't given a shit in days
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What did one british tampon say to the other british tampon? we're bloody-well stuffed.
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The psychology of materialism, and why it's making you unhappy
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My mate gav overdosed on heart burn tablets i cant believe gav is gone.
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My sergeant told us to fire at will... it's kind of a shame. i liked that guy.
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No to 'boehner' trade, no to the trans-pacific partnership
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Co-pilot was flying airasia jet at the time of crash, investigators say
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On the road of destruction to the thomas fire
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Cultivating climate justice from the front lines of the crisis: the philippines and australia
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Kids who get more sleep may consume fewer calories
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'grand theft auto 5' more profitable than any film or book ever
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Supreme court steps in to keep louisiana abortion clinics open
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Mitch mcconnell pulls out the 'i'm not a scientist' dodge on climate change
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Martin luther king wouldn't be very happy with this medicaid map
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Media coverage lags as fbi searches for suspect in naacp office bombing
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Rapper lil b launches vegan emoji app, because that egg in a skillet isn't for everyone
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What do you call a bear that swings both ways? bi-polar
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