CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Cleaning out my handbag. wondering if nine pens are enough.	true
If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis	true
Queen latifah's refusal to talk about her personal life on new show discussed on the rubin report	false
Tim burton dances around the subject of diversity in his new film	false
From the granddaughter of a north korean refugee	false
What do you call a disabled man in the hood? a kripple.	true
Craigslist creates strange market for women seeking positive pregnancy tests (photos)	false
Texas immigration crackdown can move forward, judges rule	false
Woman maced 3 wendy's employees for serving stale fries, police say	false
If someone on your bus says my butthole is 28, what do you think that means, exactly?	true
Airbnb apologizes for posting snarky ads aimed at schools & libraries	false
How to relax and renew yourself right this moment	false
Fox news guest personally asks donald trump to bomb syrian air force during segment	false
What do you call a black dinosaur? tyroneosaurus-rex.	true
China retaliates as u.s. slaps country with $50 billion in tariffs	false
It was so cold this morning... i actually saw a solicitor with hands in his own pockets!!	true
How do we teach sportsmanship to young children?	false
National martini day: vintage martini glasses, shakers & accessories fit for celebrating (photos)	false
What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy? a nietzsche market!	true
My parents are visiting. so i pretty much know how much gas costs everywhere	true
11 awesome (and natural!) beauty products you can find at whole foods	false
What did the tuba say to the clarinet? nothing, instruments don't talk.	true
Andie macdowell, 'groundhog day' actress, can tell when a woman is going through divorce	false
Is there a right way to explain evolution to a 6-year-old?	false
Teenage parties it's getting harder and harder to tell the zombies from the regular people.	true
These are the college campuses dotted with hateful pro-trump graffiti	false
As ice melts, dangerous diseases from the past could rise again	false
How does furious 7 end? paul walker dies.	true
Ana airways gives visitors a 360° look into japan	false
What do you get when you kill a body of water in a comic book? a deadpool.	true
I hear ireland's the richest country in the world... its capital is always dublin.	true
I have $5,000,000 in one pocket and $2,000,000 in the other. what do i have? someone else's pants.	true
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? outlaws are wanted :)	true
How do you make a little girl cry twice? you rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.	true
All prince george wants for christmas is a police car, dad says	false
What's your dad getting for christmas? bald and fat.	true
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. humpty dumpty had a great fall. he died.	true
Hardcore black friday shopper creates man-cave outside of best buy	false
Holiday craft ideas: turn old cds into mosaic ornaments	false
Gps guide: gabrielle bernstein, spirit junkie, shares an inspirational guide for peace	false
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? in an american nursing home.	true
Midgets are not a big part of society. huehuehuehuehuehuehue....	true
There's 2 types of people in this world... ones that pee in the shower and liars	true
In my time, i fought trump by criticizing people wearing safety pins	false
Updo hairstyles librarians would love at the row, naeem khan and more (photos)	false
World leaders try to avoid south china sea tensions at asean summit	false
Why didn't the guitarist get laid? because he had bad pickups	true
Weatherman freaks out over 'gigantic' spider live on air	false
14 things to stop stressing about in 2014	false
Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is	true
Utah attorney general vows to sue obama over new national monument	false
Atlantic city hurricane sandy: remembering the city's iconic boardwalk (photos)	false
'the bachelorette' season 11 episode 9 recap: kaitlyn bristowe's 'fantasy' is more of a nightmare	false
I remembered an unemployment joke... ...but then i realized that none of them work.	true
Did you hear about the guy that didn't pay the midget hooker? it was a low blow.	true
Can the new sfmoma turn tech-bros into art patrons?	false
My ex wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better	true
Taught a man how to buy fish. so much easier.	true
I'm so glad that pasting that text included the format of the original document! -- no one. ever.	true
New york bomber sought an isis-inspired attack with failed device, investigators say	false
Big brother uses baby sister for a science lesson that will definitely stick with her	false
Castello di gabbiano among the most innovative wineries in tuscany	false
Truths about education that parents need to know	false
Donald trump is wrong about ads attacking john kasich	false
Why is smurfette the only smurf who recycles? she's the only one with a blue box.	true
What do you call a white man on fire? a firecracker!	true
There is no 'alt-right.' there is only white supremacy.	false
Wanna get laid? crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.	true
Kris, bruce jenner divorce? kardashian hints at future split	false
Trevor noah rips rick santorum for thinking ‘kids should be shot and not heard’	false
2-month-old baby, 2 others gunned down inside utah home	false
Just seen a woman in town with lipgloss so sticky she had 16 flies attached to her mouth.	true
Vintage hairstyles, lessons from 'frasier' and more from huffpost live's throwback thursday (video)	false
What inspires me: unvarnished beauty in monemvasia, greece	false
Apollo 11 flight director gene krantz explains how to park on the moon	false
When life tells us otherwise, how should we accept ourselves?	false
Man i really hate calculus. it just derives me crazy	true
The harvey weinstein scandal could take down a fashion label	false
National healthy sleep awareness project: cdc, aasm announce new sleep initiative	false
Did you hear the new joke with the old punch line?	true
Why i made the switch to serving dessert with dinner	false
Why are women like magazines? they have a lot of issues	true
Statistically speaking 5 out of 6 people are pro gang rape.	true
Cabinet pick wilbur ross struggles to explain how he'll deal with trump's conflicts of interest	false
Obama says what we're all thinking about helen mirren	false
What did the unused dough say to the baker? why don't you knead me?	true
Sprout home plant of the week: crabapple tree	false
Today i fucked up now she's pregnant :/	true
No place for poetry on my son's common core ela test	false
Christmas jokes q: why was missis claus mad last night? a: santa came early	true
What car does luke skywalker drive? a toy-yoda	true
Welcome to the alzheimer's information support page... ...please enter your 17 digit password.	true
Nasa graphic shows six terrifying decades of global warming (video)	false
What kind of yogurt does a skeleton eat? actibia.	true
Spectacular 'super bloom' is just days away in this california desert	false
Hp inc. joins companies declining to contribute to g.o.p. convention	false
Bad jokes are hereditary they pun in the family.	true
13 signs your office lunch has become the most important part of your day	false
What is brown and bad for teeth? a brick.	true
Why this girl opened a new toy -- and found a pregnancy test instead	false

Cleaning out my handbag. wondering if nine pens are enough.

true

If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis

true

Queen latifah's refusal to talk about her personal life on new show discussed on the rubin report

false

Tim burton dances around the subject of diversity in his new film

false

From the granddaughter of a north korean refugee

false

What do you call a disabled man in the hood? a kripple.

true

Craigslist creates strange market for women seeking positive pregnancy tests (photos)

false

Texas immigration crackdown can move forward, judges rule

false

Woman maced 3 wendy's employees for serving stale fries, police say

false

If someone on your bus says my butthole is 28, what do you think that means, exactly?

true

Airbnb apologizes for posting snarky ads aimed at schools & libraries

false

How to relax and renew yourself right this moment

false

Fox news guest personally asks donald trump to bomb syrian air force during segment

false

What do you call a black dinosaur? tyroneosaurus-rex.

true

China retaliates as u.s. slaps country with $50 billion in tariffs

false

It was so cold this morning... i actually saw a solicitor with hands in his own pockets!!

true

How do we teach sportsmanship to young children?

false

National martini day: vintage martini glasses, shakers & accessories fit for celebrating (photos)

false

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy? a nietzsche market!

true

My parents are visiting. so i pretty much know how much gas costs everywhere

true

11 awesome (and natural!) beauty products you can find at whole foods

false

What did the tuba say to the clarinet? nothing, instruments don't talk.

true

Andie macdowell, 'groundhog day' actress, can tell when a woman is going through divorce

false

Is there a right way to explain evolution to a 6-year-old?

false

Teenage parties it's getting harder and harder to tell the zombies from the regular people.

true

These are the college campuses dotted with hateful pro-trump graffiti

false

As ice melts, dangerous diseases from the past could rise again

false

How does furious 7 end? paul walker dies.

true

Ana airways gives visitors a 360° look into japan

false

What do you get when you kill a body of water in a comic book? a deadpool.

true

I hear ireland's the richest country in the world... its capital is always dublin.

true

I have $5,000,000 in one pocket and $2,000,000 in the other. what do i have? someone else's pants.

true

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? outlaws are wanted :)

true

How do you make a little girl cry twice? you rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

true

All prince george wants for christmas is a police car, dad says

false

What's your dad getting for christmas? bald and fat.

true

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. humpty dumpty had a great fall. he died.

true

Hardcore black friday shopper creates man-cave outside of best buy

false

Holiday craft ideas: turn old cds into mosaic ornaments

false

Gps guide: gabrielle bernstein, spirit junkie, shares an inspirational guide for peace

false

Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? in an american nursing home.

true

Midgets are not a big part of society. huehuehuehuehuehuehue....

true

There's 2 types of people in this world... ones that pee in the shower and liars

true

In my time, i fought trump by criticizing people wearing safety pins

false

Updo hairstyles librarians would love at the row, naeem khan and more (photos)

false

World leaders try to avoid south china sea tensions at asean summit

false

Why didn't the guitarist get laid? because he had bad pickups

true

Weatherman freaks out over 'gigantic' spider live on air

false

14 things to stop stressing about in 2014

false

Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is

true

Utah attorney general vows to sue obama over new national monument

false

Atlantic city hurricane sandy: remembering the city's iconic boardwalk (photos)

false

'the bachelorette' season 11 episode 9 recap: kaitlyn bristowe's 'fantasy' is more of a nightmare

false

I remembered an unemployment joke... ...but then i realized that none of them work.

true

Did you hear about the guy that didn't pay the midget hooker? it was a low blow.

true

Can the new sfmoma turn tech-bros into art patrons?

false

My ex wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better

true

Taught a man how to buy fish. so much easier.

true

I'm so glad that pasting that text included the format of the original document! -- no one. ever.

true

New york bomber sought an isis-inspired attack with failed device, investigators say

false

Big brother uses baby sister for a science lesson that will definitely stick with her

false

Castello di gabbiano among the most innovative wineries in tuscany

false

Truths about education that parents need to know

false

Donald trump is wrong about ads attacking john kasich

false

Why is smurfette the only smurf who recycles? she's the only one with a blue box.

true

What do you call a white man on fire? a firecracker!

true

There is no 'alt-right.' there is only white supremacy.

false

Wanna get laid? crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

true

Kris, bruce jenner divorce? kardashian hints at future split

false

Trevor noah rips rick santorum for thinking ‘kids should be shot and not heard’

false

2-month-old baby, 2 others gunned down inside utah home

false

Just seen a woman in town with lipgloss so sticky she had 16 flies attached to her mouth.

true

Vintage hairstyles, lessons from 'frasier' and more from huffpost live's throwback thursday (video)

false

What inspires me: unvarnished beauty in monemvasia, greece

false

Apollo 11 flight director gene krantz explains how to park on the moon

false

When life tells us otherwise, how should we accept ourselves?

false

Man i really hate calculus. it just derives me crazy

true

The harvey weinstein scandal could take down a fashion label

false

National healthy sleep awareness project: cdc, aasm announce new sleep initiative

false

Did you hear the new joke with the old punch line?

true

Why i made the switch to serving dessert with dinner

false

Why are women like magazines? they have a lot of issues

true

Statistically speaking 5 out of 6 people are pro gang rape.

true

Cabinet pick wilbur ross struggles to explain how he'll deal with trump's conflicts of interest

false

Obama says what we're all thinking about helen mirren

false

What did the unused dough say to the baker? why don't you knead me?

true

Sprout home plant of the week: crabapple tree

false

Today i fucked up now she's pregnant :/

true

No place for poetry on my son's common core ela test

false

Christmas jokes q: why was missis claus mad last night? a: santa came early

true

What car does luke skywalker drive? a toy-yoda

true

Welcome to the alzheimer's information support page... ...please enter your 17 digit password.

true

Nasa graphic shows six terrifying decades of global warming (video)

false

What kind of yogurt does a skeleton eat? actibia.

true

Spectacular 'super bloom' is just days away in this california desert

false

Hp inc. joins companies declining to contribute to g.o.p. convention

false

Bad jokes are hereditary they pun in the family.

true

13 signs your office lunch has become the most important part of your day

false

What is brown and bad for teeth? a brick.

true

Why this girl opened a new toy -- and found a pregnancy test instead

false