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Trump’s campaign knows about as much about his tax payments as the rest of us | false |
Over 129,000 kids attend schools that honor confederate leaders | false |
So today i found out why clickbait is so effective | true |
Pick up line for a shakespeare lover. how now brown chicken brown cow? | true |
Here are the highlights from the sixth republican presidential debate | false |
What do you call a midget who directs dirty jobs? a micromanager. | true |
What did the river say when it saw the beavers? i'll be dammed. | true |
I recently saw a movie about nuts and bolts..... the plot was riveting! | true |
'survivor' player claims he was fired from job after outing transgender teammate | false |
How do you get down off of an elephant? you don't, you get down off of a duck. | true |
When is it time to walk away from a marriage? | false |
I've never tried frosted flakes cereal but i've heard great things about it. | true |
This is the plane that will be the new air force one | false |
Dolce & gabbana closing might happen to pay tax evasion fine, designers say | false |
My grandpa got his tongue shot off in the war... but he never talks about it. | true |
Worth the flight: mohonk mountain house, upstate new york | false |
What is the lactose intolerant man's least favorite chore? laun-dairy. | true |
What do you call black people in the military? geurrilla warfare | true |
I personally think that halloween should be moved to november 8 (it'll be more scary) | true |
Russell westbrook’s reaction to an angry fan flipping him off is absolutely perfect | false |
Mythology gags, anyone? what can kill you with a glance and goes hittthhh? the basilisp. | true |
Landlord accused of masturbating on tenant's clothes when she wasn't home | false |
Bp oil spill settlement: gulf coast senators sign bipartisan letter seeking fair deal | false |
Why didn't stalin look both ways before he crossed the road? he was rushin' | true |
How do you ship 100 jews across the country? put them in a semite-truck. | true |
Long day? ugh i can't wait to go home know who else wanted to go home | true |
Don't ever look away from a police officer. just stare him down. you don't wanna look suspicious. | true |
Bought a new exercise program instructions said to stop if i felt any discomfort so i did | true |
I'm the vcr was heavy enough to bludgeon a large farm animal years old | true |
My best friend is so white she pays for her kid's school lunches. | true |
Knock knock who's there? i'm i'm who? hi who, i'm daniel | true |
Idris elba to get even sexier by showing off comedy chops in new netflix series | false |
Opinions are like birthdays.. everybody has one & i only know yours because of facebook. | true |
The difference between she's jogging & healthy vs she's in danger & i should help is headphones. | true |
How do you win an election? by having people believe that you've won an election. | true |
As the joker said, if you are good at something why do it for free... | true |
Friend: i'm pregnant me: you should have just got a dog | true |
I bought some rose-scented shampoo the other day.. ..it smells better than real poo. | true |
Asked the librarian for a book on the female g spot. he couldn't find it. | true |
What two words would passengers never want to hear a pilot say? allahu akbar | true |
If i were a piano... ...i'd make sure my life ends on a high note. | true |
Confucius says man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger | true |
Pregnant cop forced to continue patrol work -- or take unpaid leave | false |
Make these diy crepe paper fringe string lights with leftover holiday decor | false |
Progressive firebrand vincent fort falls short in atlanta mayoral race | false |
Doctor doctor i keep thinking i'm a snowman. doctor: keep cool ! | true |
And i really love chocolate... i'm like a chocoholic, but for booze. | true |
San bernardino attacker became increasingly devout, family says | false |
What do islamist extremists eat for breakfast? french toast | true |
What do you call jokes about eyes? vitreous humour. | true |
These twenty-somethings hope to inspire their generation to foster children now | false |
At least 2 dead in stabbing in finnish city of turku | false |
There are only 3 types of people that i hate. racists, hypocrites and niggers. | true |
If a bear attacks you, play dead. ok good, you're about to feel like this forever | true |
Where do muslims go after their friday prayer? to the allahu akbar | true |
Does adam sandler know that he's allowed to turn down movie roles? | true |
If only the workout your thumbs get from scrolling on your phone would go to your abs. | true |
Why can't anyone tell my dads fat? cause he grew up in pawtucket. | true |
What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate? ohmmmm, ohmmmm, ohmmmm... | true |
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? tentacles! | true |
These quick videos will reduce your stress in an instant | false |
She's not a slut... she's just a weiner connoisseur. | true |
Apparently hooters is a great place to meet single dads on a sunday. | true |
Hard at work the story of a male porn star. | true |
(taken from my kid's favorite show 'arthur') what is a sea monster's favorite meal? fish and ships | true |
Police seek 'cute,' 'handsome' and 'well dressed' con man | false |
You'll live like a king in one of these 10 royally awesome castles (photos) | false |
Courtspeak: how words can both move and confuse | false |
Usher: wedding singer? yes, if one mom has her way | false |
Holly holm celebrates all her hard work finally paying off | false |
Wanna hear a joke that ends in a cliffhanger? | true |
A knock knock joke from westeros knock knock who's there? hodor. hodor who? ...hodor | true |
Lax supervision plagued officer sex cases, ap investigation finds | false |
Why do french tanks have rear mirrors? so they can also see the front lines. | true |
Trump's supporters may be the real puppetmasters of his hateful campaign | false |
What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with? ctrl+p | true |
Watch anderson cooper take down roy moore's spokeswoman in wild interview | false |
Whipped cream is just shaving cream that does whatever it's girlfriend tells it to do. | true |
Five immigrants and a baby arrested in nc churchyard, deported to middle-east | false |
6 things you should know about the supreme court decision in king v. burwell | false |
6 reasons why you should be cool with gay marriage (video) | false |
The furniture store keeps calling me. all i wanted was one night stand... | true |
Hey, nsa,,,, if you're going to read my posts, would it kill you to like them? | true |
What's wrong with denigrating girls and women in schools? | false |
Doctor doctor i'm so ugly what can i do about it? hire yourself out for halloween parties! | true |
Why millennials should remember that their vote matters this election | false |
Stupid seal at the zoo would not sing kiss by a rose. refund! | true |
Have you seen the new broadway production about the dictionary? it's a great play on words. | true |
Slept like a log last night..... woke up in the fire place | true |
What does hanukkah mean to my autistic son? | false |
Liverpool have went from sas to lols from suarez and sturridge to lallana origi lambert sturridge | true |
Where do snowmen go to dance ? snowballs ! | true |
Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team? because she was a girl. | true |
What's worse than ants in your pants? uncles. | true |
My friend recently bought an invisible pencil. personally, i can't see the point. | true |
Schumer warns obama's trade agenda may die without a china currency-manipulation crackdown | false |
Two fish swim into a concrete wall one turn to the other and says:dam | true |
Windows 7, windows 8, windows 10, why did they skip 9? because, 7 8 9... | true |
If they can make crunchy peanut butter, surely they can make crunchy butter. | true |
Harold ramis dies from complications of autoimmune inflammatory vasculitis: what is it? | false |
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