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Trump’s campaign knows about as much about his tax payments as the rest of us
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Over 129,000 kids attend schools that honor confederate leaders
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So today i found out why clickbait is so effective
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Pick up line for a shakespeare lover. how now brown chicken brown cow?
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Here are the highlights from the sixth republican presidential debate
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What do you call a midget who directs dirty jobs? a micromanager.
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What did the river say when it saw the beavers? i'll be dammed.
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I recently saw a movie about nuts and bolts..... the plot was riveting!
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'survivor' player claims he was fired from job after outing transgender teammate
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How do you get down off of an elephant? you don't, you get down off of a duck.
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When is it time to walk away from a marriage?
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I've never tried frosted flakes cereal but i've heard great things about it.
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This is the plane that will be the new air force one
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Dolce & gabbana closing might happen to pay tax evasion fine, designers say
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My grandpa got his tongue shot off in the war... but he never talks about it.
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Worth the flight: mohonk mountain house, upstate new york
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What is the lactose intolerant man's least favorite chore? laun-dairy.
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What do you call black people in the military? geurrilla warfare
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I personally think that halloween should be moved to november 8 (it'll be more scary)
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Russell westbrook’s reaction to an angry fan flipping him off is absolutely perfect
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Mythology gags, anyone? what can kill you with a glance and goes hittthhh? the basilisp.
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Landlord accused of masturbating on tenant's clothes when she wasn't home
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Bp oil spill settlement: gulf coast senators sign bipartisan letter seeking fair deal
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Why didn't stalin look both ways before he crossed the road? he was rushin'
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How do you ship 100 jews across the country? put them in a semite-truck.
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Long day? ugh i can't wait to go home know who else wanted to go home
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Don't ever look away from a police officer. just stare him down. you don't wanna look suspicious.
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Bought a new exercise program instructions said to stop if i felt any discomfort so i did
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I'm the vcr was heavy enough to bludgeon a large farm animal years old
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My best friend is so white she pays for her kid's school lunches.
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Knock knock who's there? i'm i'm who? hi who, i'm daniel
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Idris elba to get even sexier by showing off comedy chops in new netflix series
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Opinions are like birthdays.. everybody has one & i only know yours because of facebook.
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The difference between she's jogging & healthy vs she's in danger & i should help is headphones.
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How do you win an election? by having people believe that you've won an election.
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As the joker said, if you are good at something why do it for free...
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Friend: i'm pregnant me: you should have just got a dog
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I bought some rose-scented shampoo the other day.. ..it smells better than real poo.
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Asked the librarian for a book on the female g spot. he couldn't find it.
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What two words would passengers never want to hear a pilot say? allahu akbar
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If i were a piano... ...i'd make sure my life ends on a high note.
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Confucius says man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger
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Pregnant cop forced to continue patrol work -- or take unpaid leave
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Make these diy crepe paper fringe string lights with leftover holiday decor
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Progressive firebrand vincent fort falls short in atlanta mayoral race
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Doctor doctor i keep thinking i'm a snowman. doctor: keep cool !
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And i really love chocolate... i'm like a chocoholic, but for booze.
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San bernardino attacker became increasingly devout, family says
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What do islamist extremists eat for breakfast? french toast
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What do you call jokes about eyes? vitreous humour.
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These twenty-somethings hope to inspire their generation to foster children now
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At least 2 dead in stabbing in finnish city of turku
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There are only 3 types of people that i hate. racists, hypocrites and niggers.
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If a bear attacks you, play dead. ok good, you're about to feel like this forever
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Where do muslims go after their friday prayer? to the allahu akbar
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Does adam sandler know that he's allowed to turn down movie roles?
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If only the workout your thumbs get from scrolling on your phone would go to your abs.
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Why can't anyone tell my dads fat? cause he grew up in pawtucket.
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What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate? ohmmmm, ohmmmm, ohmmmm...
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? tentacles!
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These quick videos will reduce your stress in an instant
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She's not a slut... she's just a weiner connoisseur.
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Apparently hooters is a great place to meet single dads on a sunday.
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Hard at work the story of a male porn star.
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(taken from my kid's favorite show 'arthur') what is a sea monster's favorite meal? fish and ships
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Police seek 'cute,' 'handsome' and 'well dressed' con man
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You'll live like a king in one of these 10 royally awesome castles (photos)
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Courtspeak: how words can both move and confuse
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Usher: wedding singer? yes, if one mom has her way
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Holly holm celebrates all her hard work finally paying off
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Wanna hear a joke that ends in a cliffhanger?
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A knock knock joke from westeros knock knock who's there? hodor. hodor who? ...hodor
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Lax supervision plagued officer sex cases, ap investigation finds
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Why do french tanks have rear mirrors? so they can also see the front lines.
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Trump's supporters may be the real puppetmasters of his hateful campaign
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What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with? ctrl+p
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Watch anderson cooper take down roy moore's spokeswoman in wild interview
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Whipped cream is just shaving cream that does whatever it's girlfriend tells it to do.
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Five immigrants and a baby arrested in nc churchyard, deported to middle-east
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6 things you should know about the supreme court decision in king v. burwell
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6 reasons why you should be cool with gay marriage (video)
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The furniture store keeps calling me. all i wanted was one night stand...
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Hey, nsa,,,, if you're going to read my posts, would it kill you to like them?
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What's wrong with denigrating girls and women in schools?
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Doctor doctor i'm so ugly what can i do about it? hire yourself out for halloween parties!
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Why millennials should remember that their vote matters this election
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Stupid seal at the zoo would not sing kiss by a rose. refund!
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Have you seen the new broadway production about the dictionary? it's a great play on words.
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Slept like a log last night..... woke up in the fire place
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What does hanukkah mean to my autistic son?
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Liverpool have went from sas to lols from suarez and sturridge to lallana origi lambert sturridge
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Where do snowmen go to dance ? snowballs !
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Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team? because she was a girl.
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What's worse than ants in your pants? uncles.
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My friend recently bought an invisible pencil. personally, i can't see the point.
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Schumer warns obama's trade agenda may die without a china currency-manipulation crackdown
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall one turn to the other and says:dam
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Windows 7, windows 8, windows 10, why did they skip 9? because, 7 8 9...
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If they can make crunchy peanut butter, surely they can make crunchy butter.
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Harold ramis dies from complications of autoimmune inflammatory vasculitis: what is it?
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