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St. patrick's day fails: 11 reasons to be careful while getting sloshed (photos) | false |
How high are you! ? demanded the officer. no officer, it's hi, how are you?. replied the kid. | true |
My night with the navajos in monument valley | false |
Trump continues assault on media, calls new york times 'fake news' | false |
Take out your credit cards! we've found the weirdest mother's day gifts | false |
Hold off on sex if you've been near zika virus, the cdc warns | false |
Sometimes i need what only some people can provide: their absence. | true |
Polls close in britain's bitterly fought eu referendum | false |
Student texts 'goodbye mama' in final message right before tornado strikes | false |
Stephen colbert has an ingenious plan to keep donald trump off twitter | false |
I respected people a lot more before spotify told me what they were listening to. | true |
Harry reid tells facebook and google to crack down on fake news | false |
What does the administration’s decision to rescind daca mean? | false |
Emotional justice: what black women want and need | false |
Report: rupert murdoch called at&t's ceo twice about cnn sale | false |
What do you call a mexican that loses a car? carlos. | true |
Why is a toothless dog like a tree? it has more bark than bite. | true |
Give me a positive adjective... splendid. nice. now how about a negative adjective? splendidn't. | true |
What did abe lincoln say after a night of drinking? i set who free? | true |
How many /r/jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb? | true |
Q: what's mary short for? a: she's got no legs. | true |
10 greek eating habits that will boost your health | false |
Three men walk into a bar you would think the third one would have ducked | true |
U.k. radio host: trump fans must think harvey weinstein would be a good president | false |
Who are the real guardians of the galaxy? security at samsung. | true |
Life is like a box chocolates... ... it doesn't last long for fat people. | true |
What the wedding industry needs to know about gay weddings | false |
'priestdaddy' takes on priesthood, fatherhood and the patriarchy | false |
Gop tax cuts won't pass this year — or maybe even next | false |
Two condoms drive by a gay bar... one turns to the other and says let's get shit-faced! | true |
Why do nuns never wear a bra? god supports everything. | true |
I wish my band were shittier so we could get booked on leno :( | true |
Preserving lgbtq equality in the supreme court: no piece of cake | false |
Skier's epic fall leads to 7 flips and 1 incredible video | false |
I tried to make a tiny blueberry pie but it ended up being a little tart. | true |
Pretty unfair that sharks get a whole week and vampires only get a weekend. | true |
How long does it take to drive across france? 3 days by panzer | true |
You excited to watch the super bowl? ya, but only cuz the commercials. | true |
Hellmann's vs. best foods mayonnaise: is there a difference? | false |
Tom cruise holds his breath for 6 minutes for 'mission: impossible - rogue nation' stunt | false |
I need a reasonably paying job. something like $6,000 an hour, nothing too wild. | true |
Haunting video shows sexual abuse trauma isn't limited by gender | false |
Heading to chinatown after work... i heard it's erection day. | true |
How to prevent disappointment: 6 strategies for getting what you need | false |
Two antennas got married the wedding wasn't great but the reception was amazing! | true |
Kristen stewart talks balenciaga, being accepted by fashion world to marie claire australia (photo) | false |
Who is this one? and why is he always arguing with people? | true |
I like my coffee like i like my women... ground up and in the freezer | true |
There are 10 types of people in this world... those who know binary and those who don't. | true |
Tattoos are like dead babies even if you peel the skin, they're still there | true |
New york city mayor declares november 19 'angie martinez day' | false |
If the world was a giant sweater, where would all the black people live in the hood | true |
Fighting rages in aleppo as syrian rebels claim to break through siege | false |
What kind of church music do they sing in finland? finnish hymn! | true |
Fifa: trump's travel ban could hurt u.s. efforts to host the 2026 world cup | false |
Conversation with california's lt. governor gavin newsom at current tv | false |
Raisins are like tiny senior citizens you can eat. | true |
Cutting calories, high-protein foods more effective than crash dieting for weight loss | false |
What's the worst thing to say to an anorexic person? you are what you eat | true |
Why was x afraid of y? because 2y-14/3x=0 | true |
Pokemon go is a glimpse of our augmented reality future | false |
The most powerful writing about gun violence published in 2015 | false |
There's only one problem with your face, i can see it. | true |
You hear the joke about the frenzied mob? it's a riot. | true |
What do you call a dance party in colorado? shake 'n bake. | true |
What does a cow measure its harddrive in? moogabytes | true |
What did the japanese man say when he jumped out of office depot? supplies!!! | true |
Japan is currently doing batman better than america | false |
Nfl players, flu shots, feet and you: a simple lesson that can save your life | false |
Archie the dog goes into mourning every time his buddy plays dead | false |
Archbishop of canterbury justin welby is proposing big changes for the anglican communion | false |
What does a frog do when it barbecues? rib it...duh! | true |
Time stopped when martin luther king jr. was slain. but the lorraine at last moved ahead. | false |
Which program do jedis use to open pdf files? adobe wan kenobi. | true |
An all-glowed-up 'wizards of waverly place' cast reunites for wedding | false |
Why i'd rather be called a black american than an african-american | false |
High-fat diet increases breast cancer risk, study finds | false |
The people in this commercial are super real and not actors | false |
I hate people who love anal sex they're all fucking assholes | true |
What is chris brown's new girlfriends' name? beats me | true |
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common? they both love cracking open a cold one! | true |
Aftershocks of the earthquake that is anthony robbins | false |
Curt schilling is heading back to espn, still posting anti-muslim filth | false |
Precision parachutes may be only option for aleppo aid deliveries | false |
Zoe kravitz inspires us to embrace our natural beauty | false |
What is a pirate's favorite letter? ya think it's the r, but it be the c! | true |
Whats the best way to pick up chicks lean over and pick them up with your hands. | true |
Dear straight people: stop asking non-straight people when 'they knew' | false |
A magician was driving down a street... then suddenly he turned into a driveway. | true |
Pssst, what's the answer to question number 5? umm, dude this is a voting booth. | true |
Nevada must not allow a death row inmate to 'volunteer' for execution by fentanyl and other drugs | false |
Which pokemon trainer does scyther hate the most? red | true |
Dalai lama's 80th birthday wish is that we all live #withcompassion | false |
Home alone is so unrealistic, the robbers aren't even black! | true |
Father christmas win a saucepan in a competition. now thats what you call pot luck ! | true |
Bishop eddie long on weight loss: i stopped eating from a ‘slave menu’ | false |
I couldn't be a step-father. i don't drink enough. | true |
What is a slut ? a woman with the morals of a man | true |
What kind... what kind of vitamins pirates take? vitamin d. | true |
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he become a werewolf permanently? | true |
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