CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Divorce research: study finds that children of divorce are more likely to smoke	false
What famous person is a huge fan of trees? tim berton	true
Perfect relationships exist in thoughts, movies, and facebook timelines.	true
Street magician tried to make woman's bikini disappear, police say	false
Attention drake: there's a reason jennifer lopez dates younger men	false
wakes up drenched in sweat was bingo the farmer or the dog?	true
What do you call someone who's afraid of santa getting stuck in their chimney? claus-trophobic.	true
How to manage your appetite after a bad night's sleep	false
What do you use to check your cell from across the room? a telephono lens.	true
14 times traveling was more trouble than it was worth	false
What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard? pillow fight	true
What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion? teargas	true
What to do with those leftover seeds from your carved pumpkin	false
Five reasons why you're wearing the wrong size bra	false
This week in world war i, august 1-7,1914 part 2	false
Mounting debt sounds way sexier than it is.	true
Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee? cus he drank it before it was cool...	true
I'm starting a magazine called jugs. it's mostly about pottery.	true
Where is the best place to buy chicken broth? at the stock market	true
What do you call white grand parents? graham-crackers... wokka wokka	true
Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic? he thought he was following someone.	true
Fannie mae's approval of mortgage principal reductions gets the silent treatment	false
What's the craziest place you ever made whoopee? that'd have to be in the butt, bob.	true
Just read a really great tweet that was 140,000 characters long called a book.	true
The most comfortable thing you can wear to work	false
This faceless makeup illusion will haunt your dreams	false
When i said i was afraid of the dentist, i meant the bill.	true
I've started handing out guns to large men at gay clubs. just exercising my right to arm bears.	true
Tim cole, convict exonerated after death, gets texas historical marker	false
I put the short word in the slightly longer word.	true
What bee is forbidden to the muslims? haram-bee	true
If you're mad about kaepernick and silent about cops killing black lives, do better	false
5 ways to give back on family vacation	false
How can nonprofit boards overcome the inertia of certain directors?	false
Why are government employees constipated? because they don't do shit.	true
Toaster settings: 1) i do nothing. 2) i do nothing. 3) i set the bread on fire!	true
After highs and lows of 2016, make 2017 a better year for women & girls	false
The irony of war is that the ones who are right are the ones left.	true
My coworker doesn't like me which is weird bc her husband does.	true
University of florida defensive back arrested for shooting at girlfriend	false
Ancient samaritan sect, straddling israel and palestine, celebrates passover on west bank hilltop	false
Miata in the city for the fourth of july	false
What's high in the middle and round on both ends? ohio.	true
What monster of protection have you created? (guess what? it's keeping you from what you want)	false
Fox news disputes idea donald trump got interview questions in advance	false
Why did adele cross the road? so she could say hello from the other side.	true
Brain evolution study shows what we gave up to get smart	false
France nuyen, 'south pacific' star, stuns in the pre-photoshop era	false
Dark humor never gets old. just like children in africa.	true
German broadcaster criticized for 'racist coverage' of royal wedding	false
Q: did you hear about the man who was polishing the flagpole? a: he varnished into thin air!	true
So... a dyslexic man walks into a bra.	true
In besieged homs, blood becomes a rare commodity	false
Single mothers are not responsible for a decline in newspaper sales	false
Chance the rapper's birthday party raises over $100k to benefit kids in chicago	false
When our solar system was formed, the sun was in charge... so the planets started a revolution.	true
Tips to keep your dog safe this holiday season	false
Til where the first french fry was made. in grease.	true
Why do black people only have nightmares? because we killed the only one who had a dream.	true
Sanders can be the lincoln of our times	false
Sean spicer is 'astonished' people are upset over the way he treated april ryan	false
3-year-old annie spohr performs great lines from movie history (video)	false
I made myself a belt out of watches it was a real waist of time	true
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's, she changes it more often.	true
Desperate for teachers, districts beg retirees to come back	false
I hate it when i bite into an apple & then realize whoops! it's a salmon...	true
Work tip: respond to all your boss's emails with heyyyy you!	true
How this night owl copes in an early bird's world	false
What do you call a mexican on the moon ? an astronaut you racist	true
What's the best thing to come out of a penis? the wrinkles. (told to me by my mother)	true
Did you hear that there's a new divorced barbie? yeah - she comes with all of ken's stuff.	true
They say 99% of the population is stupid... i'm glad to be a member of the other 2%!	true
Reflections on a historic summit of the americas	false
Do we really need all the baby body talk?	false
Interest in vegan diets on the rise: google trends notes public's increased curiosity in veganism	false
There's a procrastinators contest first to claim the prize wins	true
Leonardo dicaprio hangs with elephant posse to help save endangered species	false
Q. where do tired linedancers go for breakfast? a. ihop	true
They say you can't skip leg day ironically it is because of leg day that you can't skip.	true
With a fiscal cliff looming ahead, what do you need to know?	false
Bill clinton: austerity can't solve debt problem (video)	false
I'm great at making pancakes and women uncomfortable.	true
Hopes fade for more than 90 missing in china landslide	false
Let's take a look at jerry seinfeld's gorgeous telluride house in honor of his birthday (photos)	false
Why middle age is the best time to seek therapy	false
Sophie, countess of wessex, becomes patron of london college of fashion	false
What do you call the killing of chinese baby girls? youth-in-asia	true
Constance mallinson's 'free painting experiment' and its unexpected result	false
In russia, you don't vote for putin... putin votes for you.	true
Sign this, or else! how prenup powerplays prevail	false
They won't be able to serve bottled beer this year at the baseball stadium. they lost the opener.	true
My memory is warped and skips often you could call it phonographic	true
If pringles really wanted the fun to never stop they'd make those tube things like 5 feet long.	true
What does hitler say when he gets a charlie horse? mein krampf!	true
Watch: maui man drives car through marathon crowd	false
Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road? because a tuna can!	true
The strokes first performance in three years (video)	false
Blink and you'll miss taylor swift's brother in new 'i.t.' trailer	false
Oh you have morals? you must be new here.	true
The 'ugly betty' reunion of your dreams is happening this summer	false

Divorce research: study finds that children of divorce are more likely to smoke

false

What famous person is a huge fan of trees? tim berton

true

Perfect relationships exist in thoughts, movies, and facebook timelines.

true

Street magician tried to make woman's bikini disappear, police say

false

Attention drake: there's a reason jennifer lopez dates younger men

false

*wakes up drenched in sweat* was bingo the farmer or the dog?

true

What do you call someone who's afraid of santa getting stuck in their chimney? claus-trophobic.

true

How to manage your appetite after a bad night's sleep

false

What do you use to check your cell from across the room? a telephono lens.

true

14 times traveling was more trouble than it was worth

false

What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard? pillow fight

true

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion? teargas

true

What to do with those leftover seeds from your carved pumpkin

false

Five reasons why you're wearing the wrong size bra

false

This week in world war i, august 1-7,1914 part 2

false

Mounting debt sounds way sexier than it is.

true

Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee? cus he drank it before it was cool...

true

I'm starting a magazine called jugs. it's mostly about pottery.

true

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth? at the stock market

true

What do you call white grand parents? graham-crackers... wokka wokka

true

Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic? he thought he was following someone.

true

Fannie mae's approval of mortgage principal reductions gets the silent treatment

false

What's the craziest place you ever made whoopee? that'd have to be in the butt, bob.

true

Just read a really great tweet that was 140,000 characters long called a book.

true

The most comfortable thing you can wear to work

false

This faceless makeup illusion will haunt your dreams

false

When i said i was afraid of the dentist, i meant the bill.

true

I've started handing out guns to large men at gay clubs. just exercising my right to arm bears.

true

Tim cole, convict exonerated after death, gets texas historical marker

false

I put the short word in the slightly longer word.

true

What bee is forbidden to the muslims? haram-bee

true

If you're mad about kaepernick and silent about cops killing black lives, do better

false

5 ways to give back on family vacation

false

How can nonprofit boards overcome the inertia of certain directors?

false

Why are government employees constipated? because they don't do shit.

true

Toaster settings: 1) i do nothing. 2) i do nothing. 3) i set the bread on fire!

true

After highs and lows of 2016, make 2017 a better year for women & girls

false

The irony of war is that the ones who are right are the ones left.

true

My coworker doesn't like me which is weird bc her husband does.

true

University of florida defensive back arrested for shooting at girlfriend

false

Ancient samaritan sect, straddling israel and palestine, celebrates passover on west bank hilltop

false

Miata in the city for the fourth of july

false

What's high in the middle and round on both ends? ohio.

true

What monster of protection have you created? (guess what? it's keeping you from what you want)

false

Fox news disputes idea donald trump got interview questions in advance

false

Why did adele cross the road? so she could say hello from the other side.

true

Brain evolution study shows what we gave up to get smart

false

France nuyen, 'south pacific' star, stuns in the pre-photoshop era

false

Dark humor never gets old. just like children in africa.

true

German broadcaster criticized for 'racist coverage' of royal wedding

false

Q: did you hear about the man who was polishing the flagpole? a: he varnished into thin air!

true

So... a dyslexic man walks into a bra.

true

In besieged homs, blood becomes a rare commodity

false

Single mothers are not responsible for a decline in newspaper sales

false

Chance the rapper's birthday party raises over $100k to benefit kids in chicago

false

When our solar system was formed, the sun was in charge... so the planets started a revolution.

true

Tips to keep your dog safe this holiday season

false

Til where the first french fry was made. in grease.

true

Why do black people only have nightmares? because we killed the only one who had a dream.

true

Sanders can be the lincoln of our times

false

Sean spicer is 'astonished' people are upset over the way he treated april ryan

false

3-year-old annie spohr performs great lines from movie history (video)

false

I made myself a belt out of watches it was a real waist of time

true

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's, she changes it more often.

true

Desperate for teachers, districts beg retirees to come back

false

I hate it when i bite into an apple & then realize whoops! it's a salmon...

true

Work tip: respond to all your boss's emails with heyyyy you!

true

How this night owl copes in an early bird's world

false

What do you call a mexican on the moon ? an astronaut you racist

true

What's the best thing to come out of a penis? the wrinkles. (told to me by my mother)

true

Did you hear that there's a new divorced barbie? yeah - she comes with all of ken's stuff.

true

They say 99% of the population is stupid... i'm glad to be a member of the other 2%!

true

Reflections on a historic summit of the americas

false

Do we really need all the baby body talk?

false

Interest in vegan diets on the rise: google trends notes public's increased curiosity in veganism

false

There's a procrastinators contest first to claim the prize wins

true

Leonardo dicaprio hangs with elephant posse to help save endangered species

false

Q. where do tired linedancers go for breakfast? a. ihop

true

They say you can't skip leg day ironically it is because of leg day that you can't skip.

true

With a fiscal cliff looming ahead, what do you need to know?

false

Bill clinton: austerity can't solve debt problem (video)

false

I'm great at making pancakes and women uncomfortable.

true

Hopes fade for more than 90 missing in china landslide

false

Let's take a look at jerry seinfeld's gorgeous telluride house in honor of his birthday (photos)

false

Why middle age is the best time to seek therapy

false

Sophie, countess of wessex, becomes patron of london college of fashion

false

What do you call the killing of chinese baby girls? youth-in-asia

true

Constance mallinson's 'free painting experiment' and its unexpected result

false

In russia, you don't vote for putin... putin votes for you.

true

Sign this, or else! how prenup powerplays prevail

false

They won't be able to serve bottled beer this year at the baseball stadium. they lost the opener.

true

My memory is warped and skips often you could call it phonographic

true

If pringles really wanted the fun to never stop they'd make those tube things like 5 feet long.

true

What does hitler say when he gets a charlie horse? *mein krampf!*

true

Watch: maui man drives car through marathon crowd

false

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road? because a tuna can!

true

The strokes first performance in three years (video)

false

Blink and you'll miss taylor swift's brother in new 'i.t.' trailer

false

Oh you have morals? you must be new here.

true

The 'ugly betty' reunion of your dreams is happening this summer

false