CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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I should start carrying a pool noodle in my car and randomly smack cars when stuck in traffic	true
7 ways to live (and work!) like you're always on vacation	false
Trump pardon of joe arpaio would be a ‘bull horn’ calling all racists, critics say	false
What does an impatient cow say? mooove the fuck out my way	true
I like my women like i like my toasters... two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen.	true
Why is it warmer near the corners of a room? cause they're at 90 degrees.	true
Miranda kerr rumors debunked: not fired, just 'can't commit' to an angel contract	false
Nyse euronext sued by new jersey pension fund over sale to ice	false
What do you call a diseased duck? a mallardy.	true
Why was barbie never pregnant? because ken came in another box.	true
Why are seals such homebodies? because clubbing isn't any fun.	true
If you gave captain crunch a blowjob, would the roof of your mouth get all scratched up?	true
Somebody in here smells really good. i will hunt you down. i will sniff you.	true
First somali-american lawmaker threatened and called 'isis' by racist cab driver	false
Ex message: 18 things you wish you could say to your ex	false
Phipps new center for sustainable landscapes is one of world's greenest buildings (video)	false
All of my best ideas involve jail time.	true
Darth vader once baked some cookies... but it was a little on the dark side.	true
Your muslim and sikh neighbors need you now more than ever	false
Trump turned away intel briefings but spread a rumor made popular by one guy on twitter	false
Only when we don't have to pay extra for guacamole will we truly be free	true
What do you call a zoo with only giraffes? giraffic park!!!!!!! hahhhahaahhahaa	true
How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house? he's still there.	true
Apple developing new iphones with bigger screens, enhanced sensors	false
Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle? it's always right.	true
One bold statement coat for fall is the most versatile item you could buy (photos)	false
Jazz jennings has a message – and a mission	false
Want to boycott trump's businesses? now there's an app for that	false
I broke up with my girlfriend because i'm pretty religious i'm a presbyterian, and she was satan	true
The lessons one woman learned from her sister with a rare disease	false
See if your next-door neighbor is a toxic dump	false
So what if i can t spell armageddan it s not the end of the world.	true
We're having a lawnmower sale down at lowes buy one get juan free!	true
10 brands rapidly losing value: 24/7 wall st.	false
Why are cows so horny? cause they're always in the moo'd!	true
What is the difference between an olympic runner and hitler? an olympic runner can finish a race.	true
Your tombstone should be carved in comic sans.	true
Police chief busted for parking on sidewalk does the honorable thing	false
It's just so crazy to think that kids born in 14 will be turning 2000 this year	true
My girlfriend would never propose to me. she doesn't have the balls.	true
What is a terrorist's favorite wine? white infidel.	true
Why was noah such a compelling character? he had a good ark.	true
In response to putin's new cold war, the west must be warm to the russian people	false
Q: what do you call a can opener that doesn't work? a: a can't opener.	true
14 hopeful tweets from african americans in the wake of trump's win	false
So, i was looking around for some vacuum...	true
These cauliflower cake recipes will blow your mind	false
I thought i ran away from the tomatoes i really didn't think they would ketchup.	true
What did the mexican detective say in england? i'm like sherlock, holmes.	true
I hear paris is the bomb this time of year people are just dying to be there	true
Three reasons why it's so obvious you work in a hospital	false
Seth horvitz, d.c. man, orders television online, gets high-powered assault rifle delivered	false
These affectionate doggie pals will make you wanna hug your bff	false
What did gorbachev say when the ussr collapsed? so ve it.	true
How long does it take to sail from dorne to mereen? it varys.	true
Live: cavs look to even series with warriors	false
Ryan balletto, patrick pearmain allegedly kept 15-year-old girl as sex slave on marijuana farm	false
Why men should consider an integrative approach to prostate cancer (part ii)	false
Conan o'brien marriage: comedian says he knew his wife was 'the one' instantly (video)	false
Video: carol dweck on the power of 'yet'	false
Me: what was that? 4-year-old: nothing. me: 4: me: ok. parenting is easier than it looks.	true
Two traditional languages evade extinction with the internet	false
Wisconsin governor backs down on food stamp drug tests	false
What do you call a fish with no eyes? ....a fssshhh...	true
'why i'm moving to ecuador to pursue the american dream'	false
How long does it take for a woman to reach orgasm? who cares?	true
Comedians live tweet the golden globes with witstream (updates)	false
Oregon man refuses to pay taxes based on religious beliefs about abortion	false
How would you describe the a.i. for a robotic dog? a bitch to program.	true
I hate the lack of entertainment on westjet flights it's driving me bored-air-line crazy	true
Knock knock. who's there? allah. allah who? allahu ackbar!!!!	true
Whats the most confusing day in harlem? father's day.	true
Trump finds it harder to recruit talent as scandals pile up	false
Knock knock (palestinian version)... ...who's there? - ya - ya who? - yahudi!	true
What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall? oh dam	true
6 mind hacks that keep stress in check (really!)	false
The best female surfers to follow on instagram	false
Pin this -- pinterest releases android and ipad apps	false
These polyamorous people want you to know what their lives are really like	false
You can't spell anal rash without sarah palin.	true
What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix? no whey.	true
What is the safest place in the galaxy? in the direct line of fire of a storm trooper.	true
What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita? uppsala	true
Jimmy fallon's thank you notes for olympic hurdles, phone books & more (video)	false
The nra is in denial about the slowdown in gun sales	false
Why do programmers always mix up halloween and christmas? because oct 31 is dec 25	true
Sen. tom cotton thinks 'tough guy' trump is ready to resume waterboarding	false
What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo? about halfway across.	true
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? of course, a house doesn't jump at all	true
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?	true
Nothing says i've made poor life decisions like a couch in your front yard.	true
12 signs you might have leprosy - number 8 is jaw-dropping!	true
Why there is no readhead in hell ? god does not punish twice.	true
You're her boyfriend?! that's cool! i'm her manfriend!	true
Why was tigger looking down the toilet? because he was looking for pooh! www.onebadjoke.com	true
Why can't you be more like my iphone - new thing i scream at my kids	true
Donald trump invokes 'pervert' anthony weiner in ad attacking hillary clinton	false
19 signs you need to unplug from your smartphone	false
My baby with down syndrome: finding beauty in the unexpected	false
A trump plan to nationalize coal plants could be a surprise gift to climate hawks	false

I should start carrying a pool noodle in my car and randomly smack cars when stuck in traffic

true

7 ways to live (and work!) like you're always on vacation

false

Trump pardon of joe arpaio would be a ‘bull horn’ calling all racists, critics say

false

What does an impatient cow say? mooove the fuck out my way

true

I like my women like i like my toasters... two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen.

true

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room? cause they're at 90 degrees.

true

Miranda kerr rumors debunked: not fired, just 'can't commit' to an angel contract

false

Nyse euronext sued by new jersey pension fund over sale to ice

false

What do you call a diseased duck? a mallardy.

true

Why was barbie never pregnant? because ken came in another box.

true

Why are seals such homebodies? because clubbing isn't any fun.

true

If you gave captain crunch a blowjob, would the roof of your mouth get all scratched up?

true

Somebody in here smells really good. i will hunt you down. i will sniff you.

true

First somali-american lawmaker threatened and called 'isis' by racist cab driver

false

Ex message: 18 things you wish you could say to your ex

false

Phipps new center for sustainable landscapes is one of world's greenest buildings (video)

false

All of my best ideas involve jail time.

true

Darth vader once baked some cookies... but it was a little on the dark side.

true

Your muslim and sikh neighbors need you now more than ever

false

Trump turned away intel briefings but spread a rumor made popular by one guy on twitter

false

Only when we don't have to pay extra for guacamole will we truly be free

true

What do you call a zoo with only giraffes? giraffic park!!!!!!! hahhhahaahhahaa

true

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house? he's still there.

true

Apple developing new iphones with bigger screens, enhanced sensors

false

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle? it's always right.

true

One bold statement coat for fall is the most versatile item you could buy (photos)

false

Jazz jennings has a message – and a mission

false

Want to boycott trump's businesses? now there's an app for that

false

I broke up with my girlfriend because i'm pretty religious i'm a presbyterian, and she was satan

true

The lessons one woman learned from her sister with a rare disease

false

See if your next-door neighbor is a toxic dump

false

So what if i can t spell armageddan it s not the end of the world.

true

We're having a lawnmower sale down at lowes buy one get juan free!

true

10 brands rapidly losing value: 24/7 wall st.

false

Why are cows so horny? cause they're always in the moo'd!

true

What is the difference between an olympic runner and hitler? an olympic runner can finish a race.

true

Your tombstone should be carved in comic sans.

true

Police chief busted for parking on sidewalk does the honorable thing

false

It's just so crazy to think that kids born in 14 will be turning 2000 this year

true

My girlfriend would never propose to me. she doesn't have the balls.

true

What is a terrorist's favorite wine? white infidel.

true

Why was noah such a compelling character? he had a good ark.

true

In response to putin's new cold war, the west must be warm to the russian people

false

Q: what do you call a can opener that doesn't work? a: a can't opener.

true

14 hopeful tweets from african americans in the wake of trump's win

false

So, i was looking around for some vacuum...

true

These cauliflower cake recipes will blow your mind

false

I thought i ran away from the tomatoes i really didn't think they would ketchup.

true

What did the mexican detective say in england? i'm like sherlock, holmes.

true

I hear paris is the bomb this time of year people are just dying to be there

true

Three reasons why it's so obvious you work in a hospital

false

Seth horvitz, d.c. man, orders television online, gets high-powered assault rifle delivered

false

These affectionate doggie pals will make you wanna hug your bff

false

What did gorbachev say when the ussr collapsed? so ve it.

true

How long does it take to sail from dorne to mereen? it varys.

true

Live: cavs look to even series with warriors

false

Ryan balletto, patrick pearmain allegedly kept 15-year-old girl as sex slave on marijuana farm

false

Why men should consider an integrative approach to prostate cancer (part ii)

false

Conan o'brien marriage: comedian says he knew his wife was 'the one' instantly (video)

false

Video: carol dweck on the power of 'yet'

false

Me: what was that? 4-year-old: nothing. me: 4: me: ok. parenting is easier than it looks.

true

Two traditional languages evade extinction with the internet

false

Wisconsin governor backs down on food stamp drug tests

false

What do you call a fish with no eyes? ....a fssshhh...

true

'why i'm moving to ecuador to pursue the american dream'

false

How long does it take for a woman to reach orgasm? who cares?

true

Comedians live tweet the golden globes with witstream (updates)

false

Oregon man refuses to pay taxes based on religious beliefs about abortion

false

How would you describe the a.i. for a robotic dog? a bitch to program.

true

I hate the lack of entertainment on westjet flights it's driving me bored-air-line crazy

true

Knock knock. who's there? allah. allah who? allahu ackbar!!!!

true

Whats the most confusing day in harlem? father's day.

true

Trump finds it harder to recruit talent as scandals pile up

false

Knock knock (palestinian version)... ...who's there? - ya - ya who? - yahudi!

true

What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall? oh dam

true

6 mind hacks that keep stress in check (really!)

false

The best female surfers to follow on instagram

false

Pin this -- pinterest releases android and ipad apps

false

These polyamorous people want you to know what their lives are really like

false

You can't spell anal rash without sarah palin.

true

What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix? no whey.

true

What is the safest place in the galaxy? in the direct line of fire of a storm trooper.

true

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita? uppsala

true

Jimmy fallon's thank you notes for olympic hurdles, phone books & more (video)

false

The nra is in denial about the slowdown in gun sales

false

Why do programmers always mix up halloween and christmas? because oct 31 is dec 25

true

Sen. tom cotton thinks 'tough guy' trump is ready to resume waterboarding

false

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo? about halfway across.

true

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? of course, a house doesn't jump at all

true

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?

true

Nothing says i've made poor life decisions like a couch in your front yard.

true

12 signs you might have leprosy - number 8 is jaw-dropping!

true

Why there is no readhead in hell ? god does not punish twice.

true

You're her boyfriend?! that's cool! i'm her manfriend!

true

Why was tigger looking down the toilet? because he was looking for pooh! www.onebadjoke.com

true

Why can't you be more like my iphone - new thing i scream at my kids

true

Donald trump invokes 'pervert' anthony weiner in ad attacking hillary clinton

false

19 signs you need to unplug from your smartphone

false

My baby with down syndrome: finding beauty in the unexpected

false

A trump plan to nationalize coal plants could be a surprise gift to climate hawks

false