CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Homeowner has to pay damages from neighbor's exploding corpse	false
I saw a sign that said falling rocks i tried. it doesn't.	true
Gay american history: secrets of the united states' queer past	false
Will katy perry profit off taylor swift's 'bad blood'?	false
3 anger management tips for generally nice people	false
Craigslist's sex work ads saved 2,150 women's lives. a bill could make such posts illegal.	false
The mizzou football team lost it when their new coach was introduced	false
How do you reference your local humane society on twitter? ##	true
How do you sink a french battleship? put it in water.	true
Donald trump jr. appears to have violated election law, democrats say	false
57 white supremacists in texas indicted in meth, kidnapping cases	false
Wednesday's morning email: what you need to know about hurricane irma	false
What's really in those squeezable yogurt tubes for kids? (infographic)	false
If usain bolt was an electrician... his name would be usain volt	true
Disney-loving 4-year-old performs with teen behind the voice of moana	false
My girlfriend asked me what color her eyes were today... i responded, 36c.	true
What does rare chicken meat taste like? salmonella	true
Get from spain to portugal in less than a minute	false
Paul ryan says trump's trademark racist comments are ‘out of left field'	false
What's the common thing between mercedes and iphone 6? mercedes benz...	true
Here's definitive proof christmas is starting even earlier this year	false
Why do girls like to have a dog? because it suits their personality, a bitch.	true
Jennifer lawrence and chris pratt date in space in first 'passengers' trailer	false
Did you hear kony is raising up another army? it's a baby only army. the infant-ry.	true
15 years of ftc failure to factor privacy into merger reviews	false
Obama to visit las vegas as immigration moves near	false
Ran my first 10k this morning. ...i'm kidding, i'm on my second milky way.	true
Dwindling arctic ice signals a clear need for change	false
Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.	true
11 cheap beauty gifts that come straight from the drugstore	false
From now on, i'm referring to my ex girlfriends as yesterbae's.	true
Two termites go on a date.. waiter: what would you like to order sir? termite: table for two.	true
Do you know why women love zombies? because zombies love what's on the inside, not the outside!	true
If you see a muslim at the airport	false
What do you call an italian reggae enthusiast? a pastafarian	true
'how to get away with murder' grabs the opportunity to diss trump in premiere	false
Women are temperamental. that's 90% temper and 10% mental.	true
The avengers all went for dinner. what did bruce banner have? hulk's mash!	true
How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb? there's really no sure way to know.	true
Everyone's enjoying an empty new york city in these snowstorm photos	false
What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine? a puff-adder	true
What do catholics and guitar players have in common? neither of them practice.	true
Naked celebrities...well, almost: 26 stars show us how to go sheer with dignity (photos)	false
I've got an inferiority complex. but it's not a very good one.	true
Alarm (noun) -a device commonly used in the morning to invent new curse words.	true
Whats the difference between a canoe and a jew? one tips the other doesn't.	true
In canada, we don't count by mississippi's, we count by saskatchewan's.	true
Very funny comedy @ my church night vigil	true
Why are criminals so good at basketball? they shoot first and ask questions later.	true
When is iran not iran? when it's a rock.	true
Hillary clinton's governing vision receives affirmation... from bernie sanders	false
What was jean-paul sartre's favorite art form? exi-stencilism	true
Beck beats beyoncé for album of the year	false
What did the tree do when he got really nervous? he soiled his pants i'll^see^myself^out...	true
Once you've seen one shopping center... you've seen the mall	true
Giorgio armani reveals his secret to making it in the fashion industry	false
Power is the ulterior motive of our foreign policy	false
Why did hitler kill himself because he saw his gas bill	true
This is the longest-lasting stellar eclipse ever observed	false
10 text messages that will get you dumped	false
21 images of little wonder women who are the definition of girl power	false
Dan rather to write a book on 'what unites us'	false
Tifu by getting fired from the calendar factory. all i did was take a day off.	true
What do you call a mentally challenged feather pillow? a downs pillow.	true
When theres a rack of lamb, there is not a lack of ram.	true
What do you call a surfer who loves muhammad? a radicalized muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa	true
If amy winehouse complained a lot... she'd be amy whinehouse	true
What has four hairy legs and sleeps with my sister? my father and i	true
I don't understand men who can pull off facial hair why don't they just use a razor?	true
The breastfeeding chronicles: my son didn't latch until he was 4 months old	false
Guy in bear costume has no problem voting in russian election	false
11 brand names that sound hilarious in a different language	false
5 cooking classes that will change your life	false
What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink? a casual tea	true
Hitler is threatening to start world war 3 he is dead serious. ayyy lmao	true
The totally normal life stage that dare not speak its name	false
Are you busier than the president? there's no excuse for not exercising	false
'friends' co-creator on whether or not we'll get a reboot	false
Audrianna beattie, 12, testifies in court to play on the 'boys only' wrestling team	false
What has seven arms and sucks? def leppard	true
How do you keep a vegan from eating all your dairy? invite two of them.	true
How do you keep redditors in suspense? i dunno, i'll tell ya tomorrow	true
You now what's great about fucking twenty five year olds? there's twenty of them.	true
Mother of pulse nightclub victim speaks out for hillary clinton	false
Look at the unbreakable bond between a blind puppy and her brother	false
Why does dr. pepper come in bottles? because he's a fucking creep	true
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.	true
I was going to invest in the microsoft hololens but... ...their projections weren't very good.	true
If you fall, i'll be there. love, the floor.	true
A tree silently weeping as firemen steal its cat. again!	true
Steve wozniak: 'i don't have broadband at home'	false
Faith hill's age doesn't show in minidress (photos)	false
Chance the rapper celebrates the last christmas before donald trump with run-dmc spoof	false
What do you call a trailer park in a tornado? wind chimes.	true
Boss: you're an hour late! guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: haven't you heard?	true
I entered the word bit*h into my gps and guess what, i'm in your driveway!!	true
Cash back incentives: a winning strategy for health insurers and consumers	false
An invisible man attacked me while he was masturbating. he came out of nowhere.	true
Jimmy kimmel may have just pulled off his greatest prank ever	false
Do you think that a funeral director signs his letters with ' yours eventually'?	true

Homeowner has to pay damages from neighbor's exploding corpse

false

I saw a sign that said falling rocks i tried. it doesn't.

true

Gay american history: secrets of the united states' queer past

false

Will katy perry profit off taylor swift's 'bad blood'?

false

3 anger management tips for generally nice people

false

Craigslist's sex work ads saved 2,150 women's lives. a bill could make such posts illegal.

false

The mizzou football team lost it when their new coach was introduced

false

How do you reference your local humane society on twitter? ##

true

How do you sink a french battleship? put it in water.

true

Donald trump jr. appears to have violated election law, democrats say

false

57 white supremacists in texas indicted in meth, kidnapping cases

false

Wednesday's morning email: what you need to know about hurricane irma

false

What's really in those squeezable yogurt tubes for kids? (infographic)

false

If usain bolt was an electrician... his name would be usain volt

true

Disney-loving 4-year-old performs with teen behind the voice of moana

false

My girlfriend asked me what color her eyes were today... i responded, 36c.

true

What does rare chicken meat taste like? salmonella

true

Get from spain to portugal in less than a minute

false

Paul ryan says trump's trademark racist comments are ‘out of left field'

false

What's the common thing between mercedes and iphone 6? mercedes benz...

true

Here's definitive proof christmas is starting even earlier this year

false

Why do girls like to have a dog? because it suits their personality, a bitch.

true

Jennifer lawrence and chris pratt date in space in first 'passengers' trailer

false

Did you hear kony is raising up another army? it's a baby only army. the infant-ry.

true

15 years of ftc failure to factor privacy into merger reviews

false

Obama to visit las vegas as immigration moves near

false

Ran my first 10k this morning. ...i'm kidding, i'm on my second milky way.

true

Dwindling arctic ice signals a clear need for change

false

Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.

true

11 cheap beauty gifts that come straight from the drugstore

false

From now on, i'm referring to my ex girlfriends as yesterbae's.

true

Two termites go on a date.. waiter: what would you like to order sir? termite: table for two.

true

Do you know why women love zombies? because zombies love what's on the inside, not the outside!

true

If you see a muslim at the airport

false

What do you call an italian reggae enthusiast? a pastafarian

true

'how to get away with murder' grabs the opportunity to diss trump in premiere

false

Women are temperamental. that's 90% temper and 10% mental.

true

The avengers all went for dinner. what did bruce banner have? hulk's mash!

true

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb? there's really no sure way to know.

true

Everyone's enjoying an empty new york city in these snowstorm photos

false

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine? a puff-adder

true

What do catholics and guitar players have in common? neither of them practice.

true

Naked celebrities...well, almost: 26 stars show us how to go sheer with dignity (photos)

false

I've got an inferiority complex. but it's not a very good one.

true

Alarm (noun) -a device commonly used in the morning to invent new curse words.

true

Whats the difference between a canoe and a jew? one tips the other doesn't.

true

In canada, we don't count by mississippi's, we count by saskatchewan's.

true

Very funny comedy @ my church night vigil

true

Why are criminals so good at basketball? they shoot first and ask questions later.

true

When is iran not iran? when it's a rock.

true

Hillary clinton's governing vision receives affirmation... from bernie sanders

false

What was jean-paul sartre's favorite art form? exi-stencilism

true

Beck beats beyoncé for album of the year

false

What did the tree do when he got really nervous? he soiled his pants i'll^see^myself^out...

true

Once you've seen one shopping center... you've seen the mall

true

Giorgio armani reveals his secret to making it in the fashion industry

false

Power is the ulterior motive of our foreign policy

false

Why did hitler kill himself because he saw his gas bill

true

This is the longest-lasting stellar eclipse ever observed

false

10 text messages that will get you dumped

false

21 images of little wonder women who are the definition of girl power

false

Dan rather to write a book on 'what unites us'

false

Tifu by getting fired from the calendar factory. all i did was take a day off.

true

What do you call a mentally challenged feather pillow? a downs pillow.

true

When theres a rack of lamb, there is not a lack of ram.

true

What do you call a surfer who loves muhammad? a radicalized muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

true

If amy winehouse complained a lot... she'd be amy whinehouse

true

What has four hairy legs and sleeps with my sister? my father and i

true

I don't understand men who can pull off facial hair why don't they just use a razor?

true

The breastfeeding chronicles: my son didn't latch until he was 4 months old

false

Guy in bear costume has no problem voting in russian election

false

11 brand names that sound hilarious in a different language

false

5 cooking classes that will change your life

false

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink? a casual tea

true

Hitler is threatening to start world war 3 he is dead serious. ayyy lmao

true

The totally normal life stage that dare not speak its name

false

Are you busier than the president? there's no excuse for not exercising

false

'friends' co-creator on whether or not we'll get a reboot

false

Audrianna beattie, 12, testifies in court to play on the 'boys only' wrestling team

false

What has seven arms and sucks? def leppard

true

How do you keep a vegan from eating all your dairy? invite two of them.

true

How do you keep redditors in suspense? i dunno, i'll tell ya tomorrow

true

You now what's great about fucking twenty five year olds? there's twenty of them.

true

Mother of pulse nightclub victim speaks out for hillary clinton

false

Look at the unbreakable bond between a blind puppy and her brother

false

Why does dr. pepper come in bottles? because he's a fucking creep

true

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

true

I was going to invest in the microsoft hololens but... ...their projections weren't very good.

true

If you fall, i'll be there. love, the floor.

true

A tree silently weeping as firemen steal its cat. again!

true

Steve wozniak: 'i don't have broadband at home'

false

Faith hill's age doesn't show in minidress (photos)

false

Chance the rapper celebrates the last christmas before donald trump with run-dmc spoof

false

What do you call a trailer park in a tornado? wind chimes.

true

Boss: you're an hour late! guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: haven't you heard?

true

I entered the word bit*h into my gps and guess what, i'm in your driveway!!

true

Cash back incentives: a winning strategy for health insurers and consumers

false

An invisible man attacked me while he was masturbating. he came out of nowhere.

true

Jimmy kimmel may have just pulled off his greatest prank ever

false

Do you think that a funeral director signs his letters with ' yours eventually'?

true