CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Date - so...are you going to be doing that for the whole date?	true
Drunken irish coffee macarons are all the st. patrick's day you need	false
Retired major general issues blistering takedown of trump parade plan	false
What's big and green and sits in the corner? the incredible sulk!	true
Is this happening in your bedroom? what foreplay looks like now	false
Kobani sure looks important to the strategy now, doesn't it?	false
It's summer! yay! no more school shootings! american children.	true
When i blow myself up in a streetside cafe i expect 72 fleshlights in heaven.	true
Trump pledges 'never again' on israel's holocaust remembrance day	false
What side of a chicken has the most feathers? the outside.	true
U.s. companies conduct fire drills in case greece exits euro	false
Colombia reaches revised new peace deal weeks after referendum	false
I would think you'd have to be open minded... ...to be a brain surgeon.	true
Grandpa: my joints are stiff. me: don't roll them so tight.	true
Proposed bill would allow students to sue if they see transgender students in certain bathrooms	false
What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky? cornography	true
Deion sanders, pilar sanders divorce: child support ordered	false
My wife is an angel. all my friends are jealous because their wives are still alive.	true
Antidepressants and pregnancy: ssris do not up risk of infant death, study says	false
This toddler is completely delighted by a laser beam	false
What do you call a serial killing cannibal who catches on fire easily? flammable lector.	true
How this trans actress was happily proven wrong about show business	false
When greek people play a video game, what settings do they use? default	true
Germany rejects trump's claim it owes nato and u.s. 'vast sums' for defense	false
Never make fun of an overweight person with a lisp. they're probably thick and tired of it.	true
What do women call men under 6 inches? friends.	true
I threw a cat in a lake i have finally made a pussy wet.	true
How nikki haley helped fuel the homebuilding industry’s war on fire sprinklers	false
What's the best part of getting/receiving a blowjob? her shutting up for once.	true
A conversation with lifestyle expert and writer susanna salk	false
Trump doubles down on criticism of kim jong un during alabama rally	false
Facing terrorism charges, ny bomb suspect portrayed as bin laden admirer	false
9 people who will throw a wrench in your dinner party	false
Most of the lies i tell aren't even true.	true
Energy secretary urges congress to pass sweeping climate policy	false
Moms rally around pregnant scientist after she's uninvited from conference	false
Even in divisive times, service and volunteering bring us together as one america	false
Channing tatum lets it go as elsa from 'frozen' on 'lip sync battle'	false
The best gifs from the 2016 golden globes	false
Girls say all men are the same. why they have so many problems choosing one then?!	true
It's been scientifically proven that women who worry are smart. i must be a freaking genius.	true
What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving? oil	true
Awww. there there. *pats you on the face. hard	true
Congress moves to punish anyone using the aca and medicare	false
There's probably a whole circle in hell that's just full of guys beatboxing.	true
Shiitake recipes: how to cook one of our favorite meaty mushrooms (photos)	false
Huffpollster: voters remain very negative about donald trump and hillary clinton	false
Remember when you could strangle people with your phone? those were the days..	true
This filthy jewess is done with 'alt-right' bullsh*t	false
Sometimes it just doesn't feel like putting the lotion on its skin.	true
What good is a space heater, it's cold here on earth.	true
I gave my wife my email address but she keeps on speaking directly to me.	true
Scientology has spaceships?! crazy! i'll stick to my guy who parted the sea with his mind.	true
This richard sherman fan met waka flocka and it got awkward fast	false
Pink is angry, honest and armed with new music	false
My friend asked me, what rhymes with reddit? i said: no it doesn't	true
Trump support suffers post-rnc among this traditionally republican demographic	false
You can now watch jay-z skewer 'friends' in the full 'moonlight' video	false
Four years after the oprah-eckhart tolle web class, what i still can learn	false
Making a new recipe this thanksgiving? share your photos!	false
I took an iq test. the results were negative.	true
My swedish girlfriend broke up with me now, i'm just somebody that she used to blow.	true
This salad would be way better if it was pizza.	true
Mom sobs it happened again mom: ok hurry up and eat his body	true
Everytime i go see my drug dealer he just cracks me up	true
Here's how matthew shepard's tragic death changed u.s. politics	false
Three things in the universe are constant. the speed of light, gravity, and laundry.	true
What portland can teach the rest of america about getting dressed	false
I think i just found this ice cream cone's g-spot	true
If the pen is mightier than the sword... ... then why do actions speak louder than words?	true
The myth of the 'fine line' between healthy and unhealthy drinking	false
If you're a delivery driver and don't get a tip... you get shafted	true
I wish my girlfriend went down as much... as the pound did last night.	true
Why are neutralization reations illegal? they involve assault.	true
Did you hear willie nelson died? he was playing on the road again.	true
Most wealthy americans say giving back is 'essential' to them: report	false
12 ways to be richer a year from now	false
Yo momma's so old she has a separate entrance for black guys.	true
'wet hot american summer' is seeking the gop nomination for president	false
A man caught me applying chap stick, so i just started eating it so it wouldn't be weird.	true
What college did michael jackson go to? bringham young	true
Why are catholic priests so eco-friendly? zero emissions.	true
What do you get when you mix a hamburger with guinness. a hamburger paddy.	true
What do you call a cow that has had an abortion? decaffeinated	true
I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing.	true
The golden touch of a chicago cab driver	false
A waiter walks up to a table of yentas and asks, is anything alright?	true
7 times the nba suspended a player for doing what draymond green did sunday night	false
Dear kellie leitch: if you think immigrants don't 'work hard,' you haven't met my family	false
What did olivia newton-john say to her doctor? lets get physical!	true
Integrative mental health and the healing power of connection	false
Lindsay lohan turns roving eu reporter on social media	false
Pope francis uses christmas message to call for two-state solution	false
One crucial thing can help end violence against girls	false
To the woman who keeps pounding and screaming at my door all night: i'm not letting you go...	true
Michael phelps can't play any mmorpg anymore he always gets banned as a gold farmer.	true
If you're in a mexican prison, jesus loves you might not be very comforting words...	true
If you start peeing out blood urine big trouble	true
Why was beethoven making a lot of money? his property was fur elise	true
This is how muhammad ali wanted to be remembered	false

Date - so...are you going to be doing that for the whole date?

true

Drunken irish coffee macarons are all the st. patrick's day you need

false

Retired major general issues blistering takedown of trump parade plan

false

What's big and green and sits in the corner? the incredible sulk!

true

Is this happening in your bedroom? what foreplay looks like now

false

Kobani sure looks important to the strategy now, doesn't it?

false

It's summer! yay! no more school shootings! american children.

true

When i blow myself up in a streetside cafe i expect 72 fleshlights in heaven.

true

Trump pledges 'never again' on israel's holocaust remembrance day

false

What side of a chicken has the most feathers? the outside.

true

U.s. companies conduct fire drills in case greece exits euro

false

Colombia reaches revised new peace deal weeks after referendum

false

I would think you'd have to be open minded... ...to be a brain surgeon.

true

Grandpa: my joints are stiff. me: don't roll them so tight.

true

Proposed bill would allow students to sue if they see transgender students in certain bathrooms

false

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky? cornography

true

Deion sanders, pilar sanders divorce: child support ordered

false

My wife is an angel. all my friends are jealous because their wives are still alive.

true

Antidepressants and pregnancy: ssris do not up risk of infant death, study says

false

This toddler is completely delighted by a laser beam

false

What do you call a serial killing cannibal who catches on fire easily? flammable lector.

true

How this trans actress was happily proven wrong about show business

false

When greek people play a video game, what settings do they use? default

true

Germany rejects trump's claim it owes nato and u.s. 'vast sums' for defense

false

Never make fun of an overweight person with a lisp. they're probably thick and tired of it.

true

What do women call men under 6 inches? friends.

true

I threw a cat in a lake i have finally made a pussy wet.

true

How nikki haley helped fuel the homebuilding industry’s war on fire sprinklers

false

What's the best part of getting/receiving a blowjob? her shutting up for once.

true

A conversation with lifestyle expert and writer susanna salk

false

Trump doubles down on criticism of kim jong un during alabama rally

false

Facing terrorism charges, ny bomb suspect portrayed as bin laden admirer

false

9 people who will throw a wrench in your dinner party

false

Most of the lies i tell aren't even true.

true

Energy secretary urges congress to pass sweeping climate policy

false

Moms rally around pregnant scientist after she's uninvited from conference

false

Even in divisive times, service and volunteering bring us together as one america

false

Channing tatum lets it go as elsa from 'frozen' on 'lip sync battle'

false

The best gifs from the 2016 golden globes

false

Girls say all men are the same. why they have so many problems choosing one then?!

true

It's been scientifically proven that women who worry are smart. i must be a freaking genius.

true

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving? oil

true

Awww. there there. *pats you on the face. hard

true

Congress moves to punish anyone using the aca and medicare

false

There's probably a whole circle in hell that's just full of guys beatboxing.

true

Shiitake recipes: how to cook one of our favorite meaty mushrooms (photos)

false

Huffpollster: voters remain very negative about donald trump and hillary clinton

false

Remember when you could strangle people with your phone? those were the days..

true

This filthy jewess is done with 'alt-right' bullsh*t

false

Sometimes it just doesn't feel like putting the lotion on its skin.

true

What good is a space heater, it's cold here on earth.

true

I gave my wife my email address but she keeps on speaking directly to me.

true

Scientology has spaceships?! crazy! i'll stick to my guy who parted the sea with his mind.

true

This richard sherman fan met waka flocka and it got awkward fast

false

Pink is angry, honest and armed with new music

false

My friend asked me, what rhymes with reddit? i said: no it doesn't

true

Trump support suffers post-rnc among this traditionally republican demographic

false

You can now watch jay-z skewer 'friends' in the full 'moonlight' video

false

Four years after the oprah-eckhart tolle web class, what i still can learn

false

Making a new recipe this thanksgiving? share your photos!

false

I took an iq test. the results were negative.

true

My swedish girlfriend broke up with me now, i'm just somebody that she used to blow.

true

This salad would be way better if it was pizza.

true

Mom *sobs* it happened again mom: ok hurry up and eat his body

true

Everytime i go see my drug dealer he just cracks me up

true

Here's how matthew shepard's tragic death changed u.s. politics

false

Three things in the universe are constant. the speed of light, gravity, and laundry.

true

What portland can teach the rest of america about getting dressed

false

I think i just found this ice cream cone's g-spot

true

If the pen is mightier than the sword... ... then why do actions speak louder than words?

true

The myth of the 'fine line' between healthy and unhealthy drinking

false

If you're a delivery driver and don't get a tip... you get shafted

true

I wish my girlfriend went down as much... as the pound did last night.

true

Why are neutralization reations illegal? they involve assault.

true

Did you hear willie nelson died? he was playing on the road again.

true

Most wealthy americans say giving back is 'essential' to them: report

false

12 ways to be richer a year from now

false

Yo momma's so old she has a separate entrance for black guys.

true

'wet hot american summer' is seeking the gop nomination for president

false

A man caught me applying chap stick, so i just started eating it so it wouldn't be weird.

true

What college did michael jackson go to? bringham young

true

Why are catholic priests so eco-friendly? zero emissions.

true

What do you get when you mix a hamburger with guinness. a hamburger paddy.

true

What do you call a cow that has had an abortion? decaffeinated

true

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing.

true

The golden touch of a chicago cab driver

false

A waiter walks up to a table of yentas and asks, is anything alright?

true

7 times the nba suspended a player for doing what draymond green did sunday night

false

Dear kellie leitch: if you think immigrants don't 'work hard,' you haven't met my family

false

What did olivia newton-john say to her doctor? lets get physical!

true

Integrative mental health and the healing power of connection

false

Lindsay lohan turns roving eu reporter on social media

false

Pope francis uses christmas message to call for two-state solution

false

One crucial thing can help end violence against girls

false

To the woman who keeps pounding and screaming at my door all night: i'm not letting you go...

true

Michael phelps can't play any mmorpg anymore he always gets banned as a gold farmer.

true

If you're in a mexican prison, jesus loves you might not be very comforting words...

true

If you start peeing out blood urine big trouble

true

Why was beethoven making a lot of money? his property was fur elise

true

This is how muhammad ali wanted to be remembered

false