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Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the love boat. i'll be your captain.
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Pentatonix's new album debuts on billboard top 10
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The worst part of quitting drinking is how few excuses you have for your behaviour
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Trump is set to violate his d.c. hotel lease and the agency holding it has no plan
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Mute teen fulfills his dream of becoming a rapper despite not having a jaw
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More teen girls are using long-term birth control
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If diet and exercise are not working for you, try actually dieting and actually exercising.
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What do you call a gay guy on roller skates? rolaids
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(video) slate publisher sees 'huge business' potential in podcasts
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Butt dialing and booty calling so similar. so different
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Have you guys heard of the movie constipation? no, that's because it hasn't come out yet.
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*open up, police!!* no you're gonna yell at me.
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J.k. rowling says harry potter's story is done with the release of 'cursed child'
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Dylann roof gets permission to represent himself at trial
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This usain bolt fan totally wins the cheering olympics
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Rolled-up pickle steak, love it or hate it? (poll)
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It's just sad how often i see zookeepers breaking their own don't feed the animals rule.
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An immature kid decides to play ding dong ditch
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What merkel's win means for germany's 1 million refugees
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I bought a universal remote the other day and i thought to myself wow, this changes everything!
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Don rickles hospitalized, 'learning how to walk again,' regis philbin says
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Rip alexander 'sasha' shulgin: 'godfather of ecstasy' and drug policy reform pioneer
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Q: what do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot? a: a walkie-talkie.
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There is a new barbie doll on the market - chernobyl barbie ...glows in the dark
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Gather round children, and let me tell ye the story of the black forest ham
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5 things to do to stay sane and productive during the holidays
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Is it my turn yet? 4 reasons your dreams haven't manifested
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Raising a child with olympic resilience: these stories will amaze you
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You can literally take anything from anyone as long as you shout police emergency and run away
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'you have to have a certain amount of toughness' -- 20 questions for women in construction
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First amendment lawsuit says student was punished for wearing a t-shirt advocating gun rights
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Why are wedding dresses white? to match the appliances!
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Why did the mexican food go to counseling? it wanted to taco bout his feelings
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If you don't have a pair of badass nike shoes, you're not living
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Have you ever tried sex when camping? it's fucking intense...
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What do you get when you cross a german and a mexican? a beanerschnitzel
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They say that kissing makes your day ... and anal sex makes your hole weak!
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A naked women robbed a bank. nobody could remember her face.
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Hillary clinton secures endorsement from first black attorney general
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Why the 2-million pound ready-to-eat chicken recall is extra risky
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Her friends want to set me up with other women
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A priest, a pervert and a pedophile walks into a bar
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Inside the fight for transgender americans in the mountains of north carolina
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How many plates do you need to draw a picture? tenplates
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Penny the miracle dog 'safe and sound' after 2,400-mile adventure
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Keith ellison may have a radical challenger for dnc chair -- who backed hillary clinton
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Aaron paul, fiancee, celebrate upcoming wedding in las vegas (photo)
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Friday talking points -- how bad laws get made
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This co-ed coding class for teens in ghana is breaking down gender stereotypes
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Oversight committee seeks documents on michael flynn’s foreign business connections
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Shakira and massachusetts mayor agree: learning english critical for immigrants
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Trump administration suddenly pulls plug on teen pregnancy programs
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Congress takes a holiday! (and haven't they earned it?)
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What happens when vladimir putin stands up too fast? head russian...
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Sue monk kidd on living our own truth
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Did you know that all bicyclists are colorblind? cause they can't tell green from red!
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Multiple sclerosis: scientists identify 48 genetic variants linked with condition
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I started to sing the poop song dad said it was crappy.
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Some conservatives are trying to discredit outspoken florida shooting survivors
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Maine gov. paul lepage says taking down confederate statues is like removing 9/11 memorial
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How do you make a hormone? it's easy they usually fake it anyway
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What is it called when you butt dial from your front pocket? a cockadial
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Why did the hipster drown? he went ice skating before it was cool
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I really want to learn how to play the piano.. .. but it's not my forte.
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I won't put a leash on my child
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Test joke i was gonna tell a gay joke butt fuck it
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So if he didn't invent the internet... then why does everything in it run on al gore rhythms?
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Disneyland employee allegedly tried to trade tickets for sex with minor
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A new vending machine opened up at isis headquarters today... it was called the allahu snackbar.
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Osama on the $20 bill and 'secret' messages on money (photos)
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Artist proposes a new way of seeing nude women at the museum
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Kid rock now endorses donald trump #make america up jump the boogie again!!
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Trump ignores revelations about don jr.'s meeting with russian lawyer
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This is the way reddit ends. not with a bang, but with a pao.
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How can you be sure you have counterfeit money? if it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.
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Hillary clinton blasts pay for ceos, hedge fund managers in campaign kickoff
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What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music? dokken
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What do you do with an aggressive islamic german shepherd muslim
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War has been costly for the arab region and africa, but peace is priceless
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I was going to post a pun about amphibians.... but i seem to have froggotten it.
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Funny classified ad for divorce furniture sale is a must-see photo)
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Kanye west meets with donald trump, talks about 'life'
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Olympic committee gives usa gymnastics an ultimatum over sex abuse scandal
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Can a cruise line pocket your airfare refund?
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You can now watch will ferrell make fun of donald trump as george w. bush
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Time to smack down trespassing vigilantes and thugs
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How the olympics messes with your sleep (and what to do about it)
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How did the pastry chef do on the donut-making exam? she passed with frying crullers.
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My gf is such a bad cook. the flies got together to fix the screen door.
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Jason sudeikis says olivia wilde almost gave birth at a beyoncé concert
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Why did the gay guy fail his test? he couldn't think straight.
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The olympics and the power of stories for a better life
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Dozens die in siberia after drinking bath oil to get drunk
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First rikers island jail facility set to close this summer
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Mike huckabee is having a meltdown about those new rainbow doritos
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Did you hear about those two gay cannibals? i hear they're having a ball.
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How this company tracked 16,000 iowa caucus-goers via their phones
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The only people that get more concussions than nfl players... ...are their wives
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Infants don't have nearly as much fun in infancy as adults have in adultery.
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Tyler perry dishes on his art bidding battle with blue ivy
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