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Hope for illinois state parks and great outdoors?
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Flint residents on federal aid deal: 'too little, too late'
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Epa grant freeze puts a lot of projects -- and people -- in limbo
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A celebrity nutritionist gets real about drastic weight gain in hollywood
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What was hitler's favorite way to tie his boots? in nazi's!
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Trump team met lawyer close to kremlin, report says
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The worst halloween candy: 12 treats you must stop tricking us with (photos)
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Crystal renn shoot features unlikely animal costars (photos, video)
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Democrats were never all that concerned about the clinton email scandal
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What do welshmen call a sheep dog in wales? their pimp
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What type of condoms does ronald mcdonald use? mcribbed
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New york's attorney general files civil rights suit against harvey weinstein
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Trevor noah expected 'backlash' over replacing jon stewart as host of 'the daily show'
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Business innovation: how to succeed and stay ahead of the curve
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Knock knock who's there ! bridget ! bridget who ? london bridget is falling down falling down... !
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What do the 12th of july and the end of an essay have in common? they're both summary!
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Keira knightley, kerry washington and more show us how to wear sexy bedhead hair (photos)
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Trump calls north korea a 'big problem,' but claims it will be resolved
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Research on children and math: underestimated and unchallenged
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13 women have accused bill cosby of rape -- so why has america forgiven him?
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All the ways you could ever want to poach an egg
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Triceps pressdown -- high pulley -- rope handle
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What is the definition of disappointment? running into wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
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Have you seen the new barbie doctor doll? you wind her up, and she operates on batteries.
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Why were the strawberries sad? because their mother was in a jam!
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50 blondes q:what do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear? a: a wind tunnel. #thuglyfe
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Taraji p. henson on charlottesville: we must continue to fight, but only through love
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That 'exclusively gay' moment in 'beauty and the beast' wasn't gay enough
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A man just came up and threw milk in my face. how dairy.
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What's brown and sticky?... a stick. what's brown and runny?... usain bolt
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Neil patrick harris takes you inside the oscars
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My name is nate. my dyslexic friend told me he likes it, he thinks it's neat.
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Repressive leaders line up for trump's red carpet
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Police investigating vehicle that hit barricade near u.s. capitol
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What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile? boograr
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Why do we twitch as we're falling asleep?
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What isis wants: to destroy the 'gray zone of coexistence'
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Dench and coogan in philomena: not too sappy, not too harsh
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What's blue, white and red? a cancerous child who fall down the stairs.
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I lost my mood ring this morning... i don't even know how i feel about this.
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Actual scientists found that ayahuasca can help you think more creatively
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What did the lawyer say after the short trial? that was a brief case.
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I like my girlfriend's new glow-in-the-dark braces... ...her smile really lights up the room now.
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Eva longoria slams donald trump, says she's more american than he is
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Best makeup for any skin color: why pink lipstick is the new red (photos)
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In a blind taste test ...stevie wonder was delicious
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Amazon review for file folders reveals a little tmi (photo)
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Ex-trump adviser calls president's claims that informant spied on campaign 'embarrassing'
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Where do you find a no-legged dog? right where you left him.
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I just met a girl with 12 nipples... sounds pretty freaky, *dozen tit.*
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Jennifer lopez tattoos for 'follow the leader' take us by surprise (video, photos)
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What do you call a dead blow fish? .. a blew fish.
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You know you're drunk when the cat barks.
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Life is too short to have a small breasted dental hygienist.
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25 social security secrets all baby boomers and millions of current recipients need to know
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I just told a cow that he's being watched. i always like to make beef stew.
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What's irish and sits out in the rain? paddy o' furniture
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Why can't cows do ballet? because they lactose.
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What do insects learn at school ? mothmatics !
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Our homes, ourselves and creating the perfect stress-free environment
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A post at night is like a land mine you have to happen upon it to blow on
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How do you turn on a female mathematician? you euler up.
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Lochte: my record is the most credible, because... im the world record holder.
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*puts ranch dressing on chicken* aww look at his little cowboy hat and boots, how cute is that
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Caitlyn jenner has been charged with manslaughter... bruce is dead.
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Republicans admit that ceos and donors really need the tax cut bill to pass -- or else
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Bratton: trump 'scares the hell out of me'
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Kerri walsh jennings & misty may-treanor talk brazilians, boob jobs with allure (photos)
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A.p.c. designer: flashy bags and platform heels turn men off
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Loose-lipped rudy giuliani does not represent u.s. on foreign policy, warns state department
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Scalia's dissent: a direct attack on american democracy itself
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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? because the captain stood on the deck.
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My cousin is a total audiophile... he came as soon as he heard
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Ebay is so useless i tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
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Randy moss thanks 49ers in tweet: 'wished we could've finished the job'
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10 reasons why i am done with 10 reasons why lists
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What disease do neckbeard mosquitos give you? m'laria.
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Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring... wedding ring... suffering!!!
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Whats the difference between a duck? one of its legs are both the same.
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What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller? curses! foil again!
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Stranger in a strange land (having a baby is just like being a clueless tourist)
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Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke? it didn't make cents
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What do you call a graveyard built on sandstone? a sedimentary.
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Trump administration to end immigration protections for haitians
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Trevor noah explains why alex jones' 'performance' should terrify you
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Where do spiders play their fa cup final? webley stadium!
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Confucius say... confucius say man with beard face rough time!
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Whenever barry allen is around, everything happens in a flash
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What's your favorite terraria boss? mine is the enderdragon
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4 key points from the biggest study ever on u.s. military suicide
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You know what sucks? a vacuum! you know what else sucks? an overused, crappy joke.
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Why did the chicken fall into the well? he couldn't see that well.
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Dog abandoned on bus finally reunited with family
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Is there such a thing as a 'post-western world'?
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Why the ncaa is so uneasy about the rise of daily fantasy sports
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Historic photos of krs-one, nas, queen latifah & more to be featured at the smithsonian
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J.k. rowling gives the backstory on gilderoy lockhart
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Yo momma is so unfamiliar with the gym... ...she calls it james
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Baseball player divorces: 8 of the most shocking splits (photos)
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Saying guns don't kill people, bullets do is like saying i haven't raped anyone, but my dick has.
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