CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Former cia officials give turkish coup plotters advice on cnn	false
That awkward moment when twins realize that one of them was not planned	true
The flash was caught high... he seemed to have taken speed.	true
Cab driver returns $300,000 left behind in back seat	false
What has wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels.	true
Insight into the mind of someone suffering from addiction	false
How long is a chinese person so is his brother.	true
I learned a very important lesson at mount rushmore. the best presidents were stoned.	true
The year in review: college sports reform reaches the tipping point	false
Why a democrat is now blocking an obama nominee	false
Kfc urged to stop routine use of antibiotics on poultry	false
'calvin and hobbes' kid's bedoom makes us want to be little again (photo, video)	false
If it weren't for pick-pocketers i'd have no sex life at all.	true
George lucas foundation donates $10 million to usc film school	false
Kate middleton attends wedding while nearly five months pregnant (photos)	false
'nightmare on elm street' home on sale for over $2 million (photos)	false
What do a short-sighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common? a wet nose.	true
Jim carrey pays tribute to late ex-girlfriend cathriona white	false
How is a meditating monk and a fiber-optic cable similar? total internal reflection.	true
Gop voters have no idea what party leaders think about the primary	false
Forgive me, father, for i have sinned. the priest replied, i know. i saw your tweet!	true
Everyone has that friend that needs to stop bumming and buy their own pack of cigarettes.	true
Helen keller's two favorite colors corduroy and velcro	true
Twitter is the government's elaborate plan to keep us all off the streets	true
What's the opposite of critical thinking? critical theory.	true
The entire history of athletic competition boils down to hey y'all watch this!	true
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? none. it's a hardware problem.	true
I was going to make a joke about asians... ...but that would be waisis.	true
Florida governor says u.s. is not doing enough to fight zika	false
Journalism 101 students apparently need to learn self-defense in addition to writing and reporting	false
Men are like placemats, they only show up when there's food on the table.	true
Joseph gordon-levitt to play snowden in new film	false
-come on it was one time guys jesus drags the cpr dummy to his side of the gym	true
Star-ledger editor throws shade on nh paper's christie endorsement	false
Trump's supreme court nominee neil gorsuch faces senators in high-stakes hearing	false
Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete? it's mistaken for granite.	true
It's the first day of autumn so let's make like humpty dumpty!! and have a great fall!	true
I just went to a bar god damn, it was one sharp crowbar.	true
Embattled florida democratic rep. corrine brown loses primary	false
In ww2 my granddad broke the enigma code... machine.	true
Mosquitoes are whores. they suck on everyone who goes near them.	true
How do you make a fireman cry? kill his family.	true
The invention of dildos had a much deeper impact than previously anticipated.	true
If you don't use a bottle opener to open your beer, you drink shitty beer.	true
I love self-deprecating jokes. too bad i suck at them.	true
Did you hear about the documentary on perforations? it was terrible	true
I just saw a midget get pickpocketed... i still can't believe someone could stoop so low.	true
The heartbreaking story of two gay men who were forced to flee russia	false
I can't believe that they only taught us abstinence during sex ed! it's inconceivable!	true
I don't see what's wrong with gay marriage it eliminates the worst part of a relationship	true
Hey baby, are you an oven? because you've had a lot of jews inside of you.	true
Who is the bees favourite singer ? sting !	true
Legal 'pussyrioting' lives on in another russian court blunder	false
Cities are doing just fine, thank you very much	false
How do you seperate the men from the boys? a crowbar.	true
7 things almost as amazing as removing your bra at the end of the day	false
Latin night is back at gay bars in orlando -- where it belongs	false
I'm in shape. round is a shape isn't it	true
What do clouds want to be when they grow up? -thunderstorms	true
Part two of 'dinner for one' revealed! title is dinner for two: revenge of the tiger.	true
Son asks dad, do you die if you lose your head? dad responds that is a no-brainer	true
It's that time of the month for robots ipads	true
How many mras does it take to screw in a light bulb? tires need changing too you know!	true
Bush, oz, advocates to trump: declare emergency on opioid crisis now	false
Chipotle twitter account having some sort of existential breakdown	false
Why does helium go up? because the floors argon.	true
Have you heard the joke about german sausage? it's the wurst.	true
Kel mitchell announces baby news with adorable tribute to 'good burger'	false
Brad pitt's charity to build $50k home for hurricane sandy family (photos)	false
I hope that one day i am as fearless as a new york city pigeon.	true
Paris and beirut: data show how social media shapes coverage	false
The adventures of priscilla, queen of the sugar festival	false
Ben carson: gop wouldn’t wait to replace scalia if we held the white house	false
If i cuold time travel i wouldn't have dropped out of school	true
Ridiculous etiquette rules from the '20s forbid unauthorized umbrellas, friendship (photo)	false
7 celebrity pools from architectural digest that have us craving fun in the sun (photos)	false
I found a place where recycling rate is 98% reddit.	true
Global health disparities 'could be eliminated in a generation,' experts say	false
Harrison ford shreds donald trump for 'air force one' praise	false
Olympian allyson felix says strong black women have helped her carry on	false
Here’s one excellent reason to cut prison populations	false
Friday box office thrusts 'monsters university' ahead of 'world war z'	false
Q: why did the blonde jump off the cliff? a: she thought her maxi pad had wings	true
People are like a crayons the white ones are useless.	true
Politicians and billionaires: pledging allegiance to each other in secret	false
Why does waldo wear stripes? because he didn't want to be spotted!	true
Why was oedipus against profanity? because he kisses his mother with that mouth.	true
Reporter not ready blooper: melissa mahan's earpiece glitch causes awkward moment (video)	false
Mindy kaling was mistaken for 17-year-old nobel prize winner	false
Why are valley girls so odd? they can't even.	true
A girl asked her boyfriend what the kamasutra was... he replied let me put it this way	true
Everything i learned, i learned in the group dressing room at loehmann's	false
Accidentaly switching two letters... ...can completely urin a sentence.	true
What does the sign on an out of business brothel say? beat it, we're closed!	true
10 curious cats guaranteed to inspire creativity (photos)	false
Jimmy carter zings donald trump: apparently, america wants a jerk for president	false
Youth designs: designed with the future in mind	false
Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall? a:damn	true
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? heart failure	true
Alec baldwin's trump has a plan for pardoning paul manafort	false

Former cia officials give turkish coup plotters advice on cnn

false

That awkward moment when twins realize that one of them was not planned

true

The flash was caught high... he seemed to have taken speed.

true

Cab driver returns $300,000 left behind in back seat

false

What has wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels.

true

Insight into the mind of someone suffering from addiction

false

How long is a chinese person so is his brother.

true

I learned a very important lesson at mount rushmore. the best presidents were stoned.

true

The year in review: college sports reform reaches the tipping point

false

Why a democrat is now blocking an obama nominee

false

Kfc urged to stop routine use of antibiotics on poultry

false

'calvin and hobbes' kid's bedoom makes us want to be little again (photo, video)

false

If it weren't for pick-pocketers i'd have no sex life at all.

true

George lucas foundation donates $10 million to usc film school

false

Kate middleton attends wedding while nearly five months pregnant (photos)

false

'nightmare on elm street' home on sale for over $2 million (photos)

false

What do a short-sighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common? a wet nose.

true

Jim carrey pays tribute to late ex-girlfriend cathriona white

false

How is a meditating monk and a fiber-optic cable similar? total internal reflection.

true

Gop voters have no idea what party leaders think about the primary

false

Forgive me, father, for i have sinned. the priest replied, i know. i saw your tweet!

true

Everyone has that friend that needs to stop bumming and buy their own pack of cigarettes.

true

Helen keller's two favorite colors corduroy and velcro

true

Twitter is the government's elaborate plan to keep us all off the streets

true

What's the opposite of critical thinking? critical theory.

true

The entire history of athletic competition boils down to hey y'all watch this!

true

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? none. it's a hardware problem.

true

I was going to make a joke about asians... ...but that would be waisis.

true

Florida governor says u.s. is not doing enough to fight zika

false

Journalism 101 students apparently need to learn self-defense in addition to writing and reporting

false

Men are like placemats, they only show up when there's food on the table.

true

Joseph gordon-levitt to play snowden in new film

false

-come on it was one time guys *jesus drags the cpr dummy to his side of the gym*

true

Star-ledger editor throws shade on nh paper's christie endorsement

false

Trump's supreme court nominee neil gorsuch faces senators in high-stakes hearing

false

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete? it's mistaken for granite.

true

It's the first day of autumn so let's make like humpty dumpty!! and have a great fall!

true

I just went to a bar god damn, it was one sharp crowbar.

true

Embattled florida democratic rep. corrine brown loses primary

false

In ww2 my granddad broke the enigma code... machine.

true

Mosquitoes are whores. they suck on everyone who goes near them.

true

How do you make a fireman cry? kill his family.

true

The invention of dildos had a much deeper impact than previously anticipated.

true

If you don't use a bottle opener to open your beer, you drink shitty beer.

true

I love self-deprecating jokes. too bad i suck at them.

true

Did you hear about the documentary on perforations? it was terrible

true

I just saw a midget get pickpocketed... i still can't believe someone could stoop so low.

true

The heartbreaking story of two gay men who were forced to flee russia

false

I can't believe that they only taught us abstinence during sex ed! it's inconceivable!

true

I don't see what's wrong with gay marriage it eliminates the worst part of a relationship

true

Hey baby, are you an oven? because you've had a lot of jews inside of you.

true

Who is the bees favourite singer ? sting !

true

Legal 'pussyrioting' lives on in another russian court blunder

false

Cities are doing just fine, thank you very much

false

How do you seperate the men from the boys? a crowbar.

true

7 things almost as amazing as removing your bra at the end of the day

false

Latin night is back at gay bars in orlando -- where it belongs

false

I'm in shape. round is a shape isn't it

true

What do clouds want to be when they grow up? -thunderstorms

true

Part two of 'dinner for one' revealed! title is dinner for two: revenge of the tiger.

true

Son asks dad, do you die if you lose your head? dad responds that is a no-brainer

true

It's that time of the month for robots ipads

true

How many mras does it take to screw in a light bulb? tires need changing too you know!

true

Bush, oz, advocates to trump: declare emergency on opioid crisis now

false

Chipotle twitter account having some sort of existential breakdown

false

Why does helium go up? because the floors argon.

true

Have you heard the joke about german sausage? it's the wurst.

true

Kel mitchell announces baby news with adorable tribute to 'good burger'

false

Brad pitt's charity to build $50k home for hurricane sandy family (photos)

false

I hope that one day i am as fearless as a new york city pigeon.

true

Paris and beirut: data show how social media shapes coverage

false

The adventures of priscilla, queen of the sugar festival

false

Ben carson: gop wouldn’t wait to replace scalia if we held the white house

false

If i cuold time travel i wouldn't have dropped out of school

true

Ridiculous etiquette rules from the '20s forbid unauthorized umbrellas, friendship (photo)

false

7 celebrity pools from architectural digest that have us craving fun in the sun (photos)

false

I found a place where recycling rate is 98% reddit.

true

Global health disparities 'could be eliminated in a generation,' experts say

false

Harrison ford shreds donald trump for 'air force one' praise

false

Olympian allyson felix says strong black women have helped her carry on

false

Here’s one excellent reason to cut prison populations

false

Friday box office thrusts 'monsters university' ahead of 'world war z'

false

Q: why did the blonde jump off the cliff? a: she thought her maxi pad had wings

true

People are like a crayons the white ones are useless.

true

Politicians and billionaires: pledging allegiance to each other in secret

false

Why does waldo wear stripes? because he didn't want to be spotted!

true

Why was oedipus against profanity? because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

true

Reporter not ready blooper: melissa mahan's earpiece glitch causes awkward moment (video)

false

Mindy kaling was mistaken for 17-year-old nobel prize winner

false

Why are valley girls so odd? they can't even.

true

A girl asked her boyfriend what the kamasutra was... he replied let me put it this way

true

Everything i learned, i learned in the group dressing room at loehmann's

false

Accidentaly switching two letters... ...can completely urin a sentence.

true

What does the sign on an out of business brothel say? beat it, we're closed!

true

10 curious cats guaranteed to inspire creativity (photos)

false

Jimmy carter zings donald trump: apparently, america wants a jerk for president

false

Youth designs: designed with the future in mind

false

Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall? a:damn

true

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? heart failure

true

Alec baldwin's trump has a plan for pardoning paul manafort

false