CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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So, we tip the pizza delivery guy, but not ambulance drivers.	true
Why couldn't mozart find his mentor? because he was haydn	true
My girlfriend cheated on me i told her to leave the game.	true
Friends are forever. until they get in a relationship.	true
Rex tillerson once again won't deny he called trump a 'moron'	false
The fun and easy way to prove that santa claus is real	false
The best cosplay from comic-con 2014 so far	false
Sex is like putting money in the bank.... when you take it out, the interest is all gone.	true
This serious birth defect is on rise in the u.s.	false
What do you give a sick bird? a tweetment	true
The greece that can say no: history's lessons applied to the greek debt crisis	false
Suspended tom brady promotes the 'do nothing' life wearing uggs	false
Theresa may's number 2 sacked amid pornography scandal	false
Why did the football coach go to aldi? to get his quarter back!	true
Fox news host: trump fulfilled biblical prophecy by moving u.s. embassy to jerusalem	false
Donald trump shrugs off violence at his rallies: 'i have no control over the people'	false
Registered to vote? if so, a gop firm probably exposed your personal data	false
Panthers owner to treat entire staff to free trip to super bowl 50	false
I'm through making alzheimer's jokes guys i just don't know why i liked making them anymore	true
Easter art: 15 eggcelent masterpieces to celebrate the spring holiday (photos)	false
I believe when you die you become a slab of meat... i call it rein-carne-tion.	true
Planning a murder/suicide is kind of pessimistic, what if the murder part cheers you up?	true
Dry eye syndrome more common in major cities, study finds	false
Have you heard the one about the jump rope? meh... just skip it.	true
Why was kermit chased by nazis as a kid? he was a tad-pole	true
I'm a club photographer, i take pictures at the club and people pay me to delete them	true
Mall of america will host a black santa this year for the first time	false
What came first, the chicken or the egg? the rooster ( )	true
Plane hit bald eagle before crashing in alaska, killing 4	false
Why did the vampire miss work? he was having a coffin fit!	true
We've got our facts all wrong, damn it	false
Why did the lapd leave the dodger game early? they wanted to beat the crowd.	true
What do male jews say when they see an attractive female? challah at your boy	true
I never understood why vets... aren't called dogtors.	true
Two condoms walk into the bar.. one says to the other hey, wanna get shit-faced?	true
Obama: anybody else wanna see my birth certificate? drops mic, walks away.	true
You heard about the concert last friday? heard it was hardcore. some people went ballistic.	true
Elderly paraguayan couple marries after 80 years together	false
Your first follower has given you away, parody account.	true
One day a skunk and an opossum go to church. they had to sit in their own pew.	true
75 pounds lighter, levoris anderson is now a figure competitor	false
Hedi slimane replacing stefano pilati at ysl? (updated)	false
15 must-have spring 2013 wedding dresses, according to our editors	false
Why is king kong big and hairy? so you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.	true
Stephen king rips donald trump in his scariest horror story yet	false
Whenever i hear someone scream call an ambulance, i'm like, um, ever heard of email	true
Did you hear about the montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?	true
6 medical tips on choosing hpv vaccination for your daughter or son (or not)	false
The justice department can still act against bad bankers	false
The 5 best places to celebrate st. patrick's day	false
A priest, rapist, and a pedophile comes into a bar... he then sits down and buys a beer	true
A montage video of my life except every time i disappoint someone, it gets faster	true
What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? gimme a slug of whiskey.	true
Best thing about being a professional bagpiper is.. we get the best blow jobs.	true
According to the bloodwork i had done at my doctor's office, i'm 12 percent cake.	true
Teen's facebook post costs her dad $80,000. oops.	false
Why isn't the vice president running for president this year? cuz he's biden his time.	true
What's the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick in a mcchicken.	true
Tom petty is wrong. religion isn't more likely to lead to war	false
Gop strategist says lincoln is rolling in his grave over roy moore's defenders	false
What did the banker get for christmas? my 401k	true
The blood moon last night got me so excited i was over the moon!	true
I met a smelly man who had a way with words he was a pungent	true
I'm not racist i have a black president.	true
How much cum can a gay guy make? a buttload!	true
New bill would let public rent out chris christie's beach house	false
Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women? mace...	true
Vogue violates its underage model initiative for a third time	false
The science of junk food addiction and how to break the cycle	false
I interview ian mac mclagan of the legendary small faces about their new (and amazing!) box set	false
Distracted dogging: legal in most states, controversial in all	false
What do you call a black man who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist	true
Bindi irwin shares adorable tribute to dad on the 10th anniversary of his death	false
11 timeless lessons from fabulous new year's eve celebrations of generations past (photos)	false
Halloween spider prank makes little girl trick-or-treater run crying from house (video)	false
Paul ryan has plans for a new war authorization	false
Judge asked to block trump administration's decision to end daca	false
I called my boss and told him the roads are blocked so i'll be redditing from home today	true
Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie? because it keeps hitting pause.	true
Here's the beautiful story of how these two dads started their family	false
What do you call to person who have contusion on her wrist...... computer addict :p	true
It's only a problem if others know about it.... sweeps problems under rug	true
Mike pence: future of russia sanctions remains uncertain	false
They should make a tabletop game about space marines saving for retirement call it warhammer 401k	true
When self-improvement gets boring, try these 6 motivational strategies	false
Gop senators opposing the bcra don’t have many friends in the health care industry	false
This simple mental trick can slow down time	false
Teacher- are you chewing boy?!!... this is the worst blowjob i received all day	true
What did the mexican name his two dicks? jose and hose b	true
Sen. mark warner: facebook not being fully forthcoming about data leak	false
What do space aliens put on their windows? venutian blinds.	true
In lifting democrats, chris murphy urges focus on themes, not litmus tests	false
6 reasons to not go out for dinner tonight	false
How to get a 4.0 in fraud prevention	false
What's the difference between a penis and a red light? my girlfriend won't blow a red light.	true
No james, that isn't a giant peach... ...that is nicki minaj walking away from us.	true
If pokemon go characters starred in your favorite movies	false
What did the jealous prostitute say at the orgy? don't blow this for me.	true
You know that warm feeling you get when you look at your spouse? it's called acid reflux.	true
You don't' have to be upset, if nobody notices you you'd make a decent sniper!	true

So, we tip the pizza delivery guy, but not ambulance drivers.

true

Why couldn't mozart find his mentor? because he was haydn

true

My girlfriend cheated on me i told her to leave the game.

true

Friends are forever. until they get in a relationship.

true

Rex tillerson once again won't deny he called trump a 'moron'

false

The fun and easy way to prove that santa claus is real

false

The best cosplay from comic-con 2014 so far

false

Sex is like putting money in the bank.... when you take it out, the interest is all gone.

true

This serious birth defect is on rise in the u.s.

false

What do you give a sick bird? a tweetment

true

The greece that can say no: history's lessons applied to the greek debt crisis

false

Suspended tom brady promotes the 'do nothing' life wearing uggs

false

Theresa may's number 2 sacked amid pornography scandal

false

Why did the football coach go to aldi? to get his quarter back!

true

Fox news host: trump fulfilled biblical prophecy by moving u.s. embassy to jerusalem

false

Donald trump shrugs off violence at his rallies: 'i have no control over the people'

false

Registered to vote? if so, a gop firm probably exposed your personal data

false

Panthers owner to treat entire staff to free trip to super bowl 50

false

I'm through making alzheimer's jokes guys i just don't know why i liked making them anymore

true

Easter art: 15 eggcelent masterpieces to celebrate the spring holiday (photos)

false

I believe when you die you become a slab of meat... i call it rein-carne-tion.

true

Planning a murder/suicide is kind of pessimistic, what if the murder part cheers you up?

true

Dry eye syndrome more common in major cities, study finds

false

Have you heard the one about the jump rope? meh... just skip it.

true

Why was kermit chased by nazis as a kid? he was a tad-pole

true

I'm a club photographer, i take pictures at the club and people pay me to delete them

true

Mall of america will host a black santa this year for the first time

false

What came first, the chicken or the egg? the rooster ( )

true

Plane hit bald eagle before crashing in alaska, killing 4

false

Why did the vampire miss work? he was having a coffin fit!

true

We've got our facts all wrong, damn it

false

Why did the lapd leave the dodger game early? they wanted to beat the crowd.

true

What do male jews say when they see an attractive female? challah at your boy

true

I never understood why vets... aren't called dogtors.

true

Two condoms walk into the bar.. one says to the other hey, wanna get shit-faced?

true

Obama: anybody else wanna see my birth certificate? drops mic, walks away.

true

You heard about the concert last friday? heard it was hardcore. some people went ballistic.

true

Elderly paraguayan couple marries after 80 years together

false

Your first follower has given you away, parody account.

true

One day a skunk and an opossum go to church. they had to sit in their own pew.

true

75 pounds lighter, levoris anderson is now a figure competitor

false

Hedi slimane replacing stefano pilati at ysl? (updated)

false

15 must-have spring 2013 wedding dresses, according to our editors

false

Why is king kong big and hairy? so you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

true

Stephen king rips donald trump in his scariest horror story yet

false

Whenever i hear someone scream call an ambulance, i'm like, um, ever heard of email

true

Did you hear about the montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?

true

6 medical tips on choosing hpv vaccination for your daughter or son (or not)

false

The justice department can still act against bad bankers

false

The 5 best places to celebrate st. patrick's day

false

A priest, rapist, and a pedophile comes into a bar... he then sits down and buys a beer

true

A montage video of my life except every time i disappoint someone, it gets faster

true

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? gimme a slug of whiskey.

true

Best thing about being a professional bagpiper is.. we get the best blow jobs.

true

According to the bloodwork i had done at my doctor's office, i'm 12 percent cake.

true

Teen's facebook post costs her dad $80,000. oops.

false

Why isn't the vice president running for president this year? cuz he's biden his time.

true

What's the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick in a mcchicken.

true

Tom petty is wrong. religion isn't more likely to lead to war

false

Gop strategist says lincoln is rolling in his grave over roy moore's defenders

false

What did the banker get for christmas? my 401k

true

The blood moon last night got me so excited i was over the moon!

true

I met a smelly man who had a way with words he was a pungent

true

I'm not racist i have a black president.

true

How much cum can a gay guy make? a buttload!

true

New bill would let public rent out chris christie's beach house

false

Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women? mace...

true

Vogue violates its underage model initiative for a third time

false

The science of junk food addiction and how to break the cycle

false

I interview ian mac mclagan of the legendary small faces about their new (and amazing!) box set

false

Distracted dogging: legal in most states, controversial in all

false

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

true

Bindi irwin shares adorable tribute to dad on the 10th anniversary of his death

false

11 timeless lessons from fabulous new year's eve celebrations of generations past (photos)

false

Halloween spider prank makes little girl trick-or-treater run crying from house (video)

false

Paul ryan has plans for a new war authorization

false

Judge asked to block trump administration's decision to end daca

false

I called my boss and told him the roads are blocked so i'll be redditing from home today

true

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie? because it keeps hitting pause.

true

Here's the beautiful story of how these two dads started their family

false

What do you call to person who have contusion on her wrist...... computer addict :p

true

It's only a problem if others know about it.... *sweeps problems under rug*

true

Mike pence: future of russia sanctions remains uncertain

false

They should make a tabletop game about space marines saving for retirement call it warhammer 401k

true

When self-improvement gets boring, try these 6 motivational strategies

false

Gop senators opposing the bcra don’t have many friends in the health care industry

false

This simple mental trick can slow down time

false

Teacher- are you chewing boy?!!... this is the worst blowjob i received all day

true

What did the mexican name his two dicks? jose and hose b

true

Sen. mark warner: facebook not being fully forthcoming about data leak

false

What do space aliens put on their windows? venutian blinds.

true

In lifting democrats, chris murphy urges focus on themes, not litmus tests

false

6 reasons to not go out for dinner tonight

false

How to get a 4.0 in fraud prevention

false

What's the difference between a penis and a red light? my girlfriend won't blow a red light.

true

No james, that isn't a giant peach... ...that is nicki minaj walking away from us.

true

If pokemon go characters starred in your favorite movies

false

What did the jealous prostitute say at the orgy? don't blow this for me.

true

You know that warm feeling you get when you look at your spouse? it's called acid reflux.

true

You don't' have to be upset, if nobody notices you you'd make a decent sniper!

true