CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Justin bieber cancels meet and greets because they leave him depressed	false
Catchy 'schoolhouse rock' parody reminds us that plan b is 'just a pill'	false
The march for our lives was inclusive. here's how to make sure its agenda is, too.	false
What do the weather in england and a muslim have in common? it's either sunni or shiite.	true
What's black? what's black and screams? stevie wonder answering the iron.	true
What did the letter o say to the letter q? hey, your dick is hanging out	true
pulls up to a red light with my windows down blasting npr	true
How do we know that slaves went to college? they all had masters	true
Why are the buses in london red? you'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.	true
An englishman, a welshman and a scotsman walk into a pub... i'm off says the scotsman, and leaves.	true
Do you know the most popular place in town? the cemetery; people are just dying to get in	true
Oh no! the 'game of thrones' delay is way worse than we thought	false
Why did the pedophile go into the cave? he was looking for miners.	true
Why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms.	true
Have you ever had ethiopian food? no? well neither have they.	true
I bet the terrorists have a guy who does parody songs named weird al qaedavic.	true
Take a hike! unplugging and recharging in nature boosts creativity	false
I cheated on my taxidermist girlfriend. now i'm stuffed...	true
I'm thankful for my twitter family. without you people, i'd still just be talking to myself	true
We'd probably have a lot less crime if superheroes would stop making movies all the time.	true
Her: i do. and that marks the last time she ever agreed with me.	true
A guy using apple maps walks into a bar... or maybe a hospital... possibly a church.	true
What do you call a nun that sleepwalks? a roamin' catholic.	true
Benjamin button started off dead violets are blue roses are red	true
So many people on facebook like everything but grammar.	true
Why don't game of thrones characters tweet with twitter? they were ravin' with raven.	true
Miranda lambert cozies up to new boyfriend on instagram	false
Finally, track and field. where the men are men and the women are too...	true
What goes up and never comes down in college your debt	true
Broken cage q: what did the bird say after his cage fell apart? a: cheap, cheap!	true
10 things you may not know about me: heather headley of 'the color purple’	false
24 ways to make black work for spring	false
What was the russian mohel's name? borris kutchyakockoff	true
Manchester blood banks receive 'overwhelming' number of donors following deadly attack	false
Pinata cake by a subtle revelry is making us want to throw a party (photo)	false
Kiss me, kate at the pasadena playhouse is too darn hot for sure!	false
How can you tell if a package is gay? it cums in the male	true
Thanks to me, you'll probably start seeing 'for display only' signs on the toilets at home depot.	true
House intelligence chair attempts to clean up mess after alleging trump team was spied on	false
There's a lot to be said for having a long term girlfriend and it's all said by her	true
What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson? a gap in coverage.	true
Desperate gop begs paul ryan to save them all	false
'curb your enthusiasm' over rand paul's uneasy reaction to donald trump	false
Princess a suspect in corruption case: who is the spanish royal?	false
Shake shack celebrates the return of 'will & grace' in sweet (and boozy) way	false
5 things to say or do for the bereaved	false
I stopped working for a half-hour every day and got more done	false
Mark cuban may run against donald trump in 2020 as a republican	false
A journey to the rice terraces of batad	false
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? na'cho cheese	true
How did the mexican greet people in hawaii? ahola.	true
New york city just recognized that it's not only women who have to change diapers	false
The first u.s. boxer to fight as a woman, and then as a man	false
Please, person who just said libary, tell me more about what an avid reader you are.	true
The little boy from 'love actually' has not changed at all	false
So i had this idea to make money by selling bottled bottles ...it made no cents	true
What do you call people waiting in line for the new iphone iq(ueue) made this up just now	true
Karl lagerfeld documentary gives designer 'fashion pope' treatment	false
The tipsy hostess' guide to moving, if you absolutely must (gifs)	false
What's the most bitter tea in existence? reality cries in the corner	true
What is the easter bunny's favourite kind of story? a cotton tale!	true
I'm in a band called duvet. we're a cover band.	true
Wears a black shirt to a first dates house to see if shes lying about having cats	true
How do most women like their eggs? ovarie-z	true
What do you call a veal-birthing cow? de-calf	true
Phil hughs at least he died having a bat	true
Runner's high is a lot more complicated than we thought	false
The most talked-about suit at the espys sure was something	false
Eat well global: tropical fruit world tour (photos)	false
9 ceos with the worst reputations: 24/7 wall st.	false
Too many for-profit colleges defraud students and taxpayers alike	false
A european company made 'beer for her.' it's not going over well.	false
Uniquely asian, uniquely modern, proudly classical: ballet philippines to tour u.s., canada	false
Anyone else think they should limit oscar acceptance speeches to 140 characters like twitter?	true
This dad has been getting his son's drawings tattooed on his arms for 7 years	false
Trevor noah dings american health care after emergency surgery	false
Who cares about the new gta when you can sit down and enjoy the new testament	true
What's worse than being told by your doctor that you have gonorrhea? being told by your dentist	true
What's the only thing that grows in oakland? a: the crime rate!	true
Paris fashion week 2012: celebrities in the front row (photos)	false
Whats soft and fuzzy and lives in a hole? belly button lint.	true
Biologists free whale from fishing gear off georgia coast (photos, video)	false
I don't care what people think of me. at least mosquitoes find me attractive.	true
Death of mentally ill woman in police custody ruled a homicide	false
Why did cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? she kept running away from the ball.	true
The fragility of life and lung: my dad's severe pneumonia story	false
The west virginia teacher strike was rare, militant and victorious	false
15 maui adventures that will keep you active, happy ... and shark-bite free	false
How do you know your fridge is going through menopause? it's all out of eggs..	true
Donald trump's long, winding history of promising deportations	false
Why president obama's visit to estonia really matters	false
It’s time to look beyond bullying: youth suicide rates rising while bullying rates drop	false
Charles haley's hall of fame speech was the moment needed on mental health issues	false
Hillary is a great female candidate. she really puts the emale in female.	true
Where to see new england's best fall foliage	false
Do you know what band really bugs me? the aphid brothers	true
My boss asked me to put two pieces of wood together. i totally nailed it.	true
Nordstrom removes offensive hanukkah sweater from online store	false
There is a big difference between hating you and losing respect for you.	true
Why do italians wear gold chains? so they know where to stop shaving.	true

Justin bieber cancels meet and greets because they leave him depressed

false

Catchy 'schoolhouse rock' parody reminds us that plan b is 'just a pill'

false

The march for our lives was inclusive. here's how to make sure its agenda is, too.

false

What do the weather in england and a muslim have in common? it's either sunni or shiite.

true

What's black? what's black and screams? stevie wonder answering the iron.

true

What did the letter o say to the letter q? hey, your dick is hanging out

true

*pulls up to a red light with my windows down blasting npr*

true

How do we know that slaves went to college? they all had masters

true

Why are the buses in london red? you'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

true

An englishman, a welshman and a scotsman walk into a pub... i'm off says the scotsman, and leaves.

true

Do you know the most popular place in town? the cemetery; people are just dying to get in

true

Oh no! the 'game of thrones' delay is way worse than we thought

false

Why did the pedophile go into the cave? he was looking for miners.

true

Why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms.

true

Have you ever had ethiopian food? no? well neither have they.

true

I bet the terrorists have a guy who does parody songs named weird al qaedavic.

true

Take a hike! unplugging and recharging in nature boosts creativity

false

I cheated on my taxidermist girlfriend. now i'm stuffed...

true

I'm thankful for my twitter family. without you people, i'd still just be talking to myself

true

We'd probably have a lot less crime if superheroes would stop making movies all the time.

true

Her: i do. and that marks the last time she ever agreed with me.

true

A guy using apple maps walks into a bar... or maybe a hospital... possibly a church.

true

What do you call a nun that sleepwalks? a roamin' catholic.

true

Benjamin button started off dead violets are blue roses are red

true

So many people on facebook like everything but grammar.

true

Why don't game of thrones characters tweet with twitter? they were ravin' with raven.

true

Miranda lambert cozies up to new boyfriend on instagram

false

Finally, track and field. where the men are men and the women are too...

true

What goes up and never comes down in college your debt

true

Broken cage q: what did the bird say after his cage fell apart? a: cheap, cheap!

true

10 things you may not know about me: heather headley of 'the color purple’

false

24 ways to make black work for spring

false

What was the russian mohel's name? borris kutchyakockoff

true

Manchester blood banks receive 'overwhelming' number of donors following deadly attack

false

Pinata cake by a subtle revelry is making us want to throw a party (photo)

false

Kiss me, kate at the pasadena playhouse is too darn hot for sure!

false

How can you tell if a package is gay? it cums in the male

true

Thanks to me, you'll probably start seeing 'for display only' signs on the toilets at home depot.

true

House intelligence chair attempts to clean up mess after alleging trump team was spied on

false

There's a lot to be said for having a long term girlfriend and it's all said by her

true

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson? a gap in coverage.

true

Desperate gop begs paul ryan to save them all

false

'curb your enthusiasm' over rand paul's uneasy reaction to donald trump

false

Princess a suspect in corruption case: who is the spanish royal?

false

Shake shack celebrates the return of 'will & grace' in sweet (and boozy) way

false

5 things to say or do for the bereaved

false

I stopped working for a half-hour every day and got more done

false

Mark cuban may run against donald trump in 2020 as a republican

false

A journey to the rice terraces of batad

false

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? na'cho cheese

true

How did the mexican greet people in hawaii? ahola.

true

New york city just recognized that it's not only women who have to change diapers

false

The first u.s. boxer to fight as a woman, and then as a man

false

Please, person who just said libary, tell me more about what an avid reader you are.

true

The little boy from 'love actually' has not changed at all

false

So i had this idea to make money by selling bottled bottles ...it made no cents

true

What do you call people waiting in line for the new iphone iq(ueue) made this up just now

true

Karl lagerfeld documentary gives designer 'fashion pope' treatment

false

The tipsy hostess' guide to moving, if you absolutely must (gifs)

false

What's the most bitter tea in existence? reality *cries in the corner*

true

What is the easter bunny's favourite kind of story? a cotton tale!

true

I'm in a band called duvet. we're a cover band.

true

Wears a black shirt to a first dates house to see if shes lying about having cats

true

How do most women like their eggs? ovarie-z

true

What do you call a veal-birthing cow? de-calf

true

Phil hughs at least he died having a bat

true

Runner's high is a lot more complicated than we thought

false

The most talked-about suit at the espys sure was something

false

Eat well global: tropical fruit world tour (photos)

false

9 ceos with the worst reputations: 24/7 wall st.

false

Too many for-profit colleges defraud students and taxpayers alike

false

A european company made 'beer for her.' it's not going over well.

false

Uniquely asian, uniquely modern, proudly classical: ballet philippines to tour u.s., canada

false

Anyone else think they should limit oscar acceptance speeches to 140 characters like twitter?

true

This dad has been getting his son's drawings tattooed on his arms for 7 years

false

Trevor noah dings american health care after emergency surgery

false

Who cares about the new gta when you can sit down and enjoy the new testament

true

What's worse than being told by your doctor that you have gonorrhea? being told by your dentist

true

What's the only thing that grows in oakland? a: the crime rate!

true

Paris fashion week 2012: celebrities in the front row (photos)

false

Whats soft and fuzzy and lives in a hole? belly button lint.

true

Biologists free whale from fishing gear off georgia coast (photos, video)

false

I don't care what people think of me. at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

true

Death of mentally ill woman in police custody ruled a homicide

false

Why did cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? she kept running away from the ball.

true

The fragility of life and lung: my dad's severe pneumonia story

false

The west virginia teacher strike was rare, militant and victorious

false

15 maui adventures that will keep you active, happy ... and shark-bite free

false

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause? it's all out of eggs..

true

Donald trump's long, winding history of promising deportations

false

Why president obama's visit to estonia really matters

false

It’s time to look beyond bullying: youth suicide rates rising while bullying rates drop

false

Charles haley's hall of fame speech was the moment needed on mental health issues

false

Hillary is a great female candidate. she really puts the emale in female.

true

Where to see new england's best fall foliage

false

Do you know what band really bugs me? the aphid brothers

true

My boss asked me to put two pieces of wood together. i totally nailed it.

true

Nordstrom removes offensive hanukkah sweater from online store

false

There is a big difference between hating you and losing respect for you.

true

Why do italians wear gold chains? so they know where to stop shaving.

true