CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Top tips to protect yourself from identity theft	false
Thinking outside the box is dangerous... because that's where all the cats leave their poo.	true
Trump ally sues qatar for hacking his email	false
16 sodium atoms walk into a bar. they were followed by batman.	true
Where will the womens world cup final be held? kitchen stadium	true
Here are 13 of the worst anti-lgbtq villains of 2016	false
Russian warship's 'high risk' pass at navy ship 'highly unprofessional': u.s.	false
I once tried starting a private airline business but it never took off	true
James corden is 'disappointed' in himself for kissing sean spicer	false
What do u call a mexican with a rubber toe? roberto	true
Rainbows form over dublin as ireland votes for gay marriage	false
I like my beer like i like my violence. domestic..	true
In honor of opening day, signs that you might be a baseball sacrifice	false
I used to be in a band called cheap viagra'. we didn't make it very big.	true
What do you call 4 mexicans in quick sand? cuatro sinko	true
Woman's elaborate scheme to discredit washington post 'dated back months': report	false
What do you get when you mix a bush and a motorcycle? a hedgehog	true
Where's the ref? fifa -- a sports body playing without rules	false
A tip for staying grounded from meditation teacher sharon salzberg	false
Lancome dreamtone gets me one step closer to achieving a flawless complexion	false
What is the best thing to do with lots of dutch cheeses? edam...	true
The trick that keeps my kids away from tv	false
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? star warts !	true
A man walk into a bar and he said oww	true
Republicans are attacking nancy pelosi even in non-house races	false
I asked my chemistry teacher if we can revise oxides because im a bit rusty	true
Arkansas judge accused of trading sentence reductions for sex	false
Google is the #1 company in the world. how about them apples ?	true
Policeman: why were you asleep at the wheel? motorist: your siren lulled me to sleep.	true
I heard there were shenanigans in iowa last week apparently it was hillary's cock and bernie's ass.	true
A fax machine is just a surprise printer.	true
Remember the bridge you drive over today was built by the lowest bidder.	true
Cnn's erin burnett reports donald trump kissed her friend without consent	false
Turkey demands u.s. hand over cleric, as post-coup purge continues	false
Redditors revive old image of conan o'brien as a superhero	false
Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music? because he was de-composing.	true
What do you call a pachyderm that doesn't matter? irrelephant.	true
This is what can happen when black teens are allowed to lead in u.s. cities	false
The best picture speech for ‘moonlight’ would have sounded like this	false
Prince's 'purple rain' returns to theaters this weekend	false
So... there was a kidnapping at my school... but don't worry-- he woke up.	true
How do you have sex with a fat chick?! roll her in flour and tickle the wet spots.	true
Some people say putting helium in animals is wrong, i say whatever floats your goat.	true
Every time you hire a clown for a kid's birthday party, a therapist gets a new car.	true
Bernie sanders on ar-15s: they’re 'not for hunting. they’re for killing human beings’	false
Dolphin dies at the hands of photo-seeking mob on argentina beach	false
February 13th i think we should spend some time apart february 15th ok that was enough time	true
Florida man bitten by shark kills it and eats it as revenge	false
4 powerful mindset shifts to start using today	false
Jetblue is offering $39 flights in a 2-day flash sale	false
Why did the felon have so much energy? he was well arrested!	true
How to handle what's out of your control	false
What is jose cuervo's favorite book? tequila mockingbird.	true
I was forced to put my grades up for adoption i just couldn't raise them	true
Seth meyers addresses that time jimmy fallon rubbed trump's head	false
6 flea market tips for getting the best vintage finds, from a seasoned pro	false
I fractured my tailbone this morning. i guess you could say i was pretty butthurt.	true
What is the last thing you eat before you die? you bite the dust.	true
Georgia's gop governor gives inaugural address worthy of a democrat	false
Lessons on love, joy and the power of dreaming from the world's oldest ceo	false
You think that's bad? i lost a testicle!	false
How a facebook post answered this single mom's prayers	false
What's the top song by the vietnamese beatles? rice fields forever.	true
Saturated fat linked with decreased sperm count, study finds	false
Happy mother’s day and thanks for the dysfunctional childhood!	false
'the last jedi' behind-the-scenes footage will give you chills	false
Mother i'd like to fuck she said ok, let's break your arms and get started.	true
Crisis is a state of mind and a state of place	false
Revenge of the brussels sprouts: now we welcome the world's most hated vegetable	false
Buying in bulk: which food items to buy at warehouse stores	false
Move of the day: plank with leg lift	false
I still have a landline. or as i like to call it, cell phone finder.	true
Why did the black guy cross the road? he heard there was chicken on the other side!	true
Philippine president rodrigo duterte threatens to throw corrupt officials out of a helicopter	false
The reason i love mushrooms cause just like mushrooms... i'm a fun guy.	true
30 things traveling has taught me about life as i turn 30	false
On marijuana, obama, christie, and a nor cal judge all agree: legalization is a bad idea	false
Ninety-eight percent of lawyers... give the other two percent a really bad name.	true
If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might aswell hit them hard.	true
Valentine's day ideas: this yarn wreath will get your home ready for romance	false
Kylie jenner is fresh-faced and gorgeous on elle uk cover	false
What is the most surprised a cow can be?? udderly surprised! (edit: utterly to udderly)	true
How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive? give them a test-tickle	true
Kelly osbourne: 'a lot of girls don't like to think outside of the box'	false
These are a few of my favorite things... to eat	false
Still waiting for the day i can illegally download groceries	true
This mesmerizing lavender labyrinth is a real-life fairytale	false
13 times potato chips should go in your food	false
Did you here about the circus fire? it was in tents.	true
If the carpet matches the drapes i'll install the hardwood for free	true
Lgbtq groups blast trump's supreme court pick neil gorsuch	false
Two peanuts walk through an alleyway... one of them was assaulted.	true
Stop economic cronyism, wind down the ex-im bank	false
Creative cooking: a new england style clam bake (video/photos)	false
Becoming the mom of big kids: what i learned on our summer vacation	false
What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up? age	true
What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week? constable	true
How i used instagram to land my dream internship	false
3 quotes that sum up exactly why you need more sleep	false
Theater: some disappointments and a promising young composer -- stephen sondheim	false

Top tips to protect yourself from identity theft

false

Thinking outside the box is dangerous... because that's where all the cats leave their poo.

true

Trump ally sues qatar for hacking his email

false

16 sodium atoms walk into a bar. they were followed by batman.

true

Where will the womens world cup final be held? kitchen stadium

true

Here are 13 of the worst anti-lgbtq villains of 2016

false

Russian warship's 'high risk' pass at navy ship 'highly unprofessional': u.s.

false

I once tried starting a private airline business but it never took off

true

James corden is 'disappointed' in himself for kissing sean spicer

false

What do u call a mexican with a rubber toe? roberto

true

Rainbows form over dublin as ireland votes for gay marriage

false

I like my beer like i like my violence. domestic..

true

In honor of opening day, signs that you might be a baseball sacrifice

false

I used to be in a band called cheap viagra'. we didn't make it very big.

true

What do you call 4 mexicans in quick sand? cuatro sinko

true

Woman's elaborate scheme to discredit washington post 'dated back months': report

false

What do you get when you mix a bush and a motorcycle? a hedgehog

true

Where's the ref? fifa -- a sports body playing without rules

false

A tip for staying grounded from meditation teacher sharon salzberg

false

Lancome dreamtone gets me one step closer to achieving a flawless complexion

false

What is the best thing to do with lots of dutch cheeses? edam...

true

The trick that keeps my kids away from tv

false

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? star warts !

true

A man walk into a bar and he said oww

true

Republicans are attacking nancy pelosi even in non-house races

false

I asked my chemistry teacher if we can revise oxides because im a bit rusty

true

Arkansas judge accused of trading sentence reductions for sex

false

Google is the #1 company in the world. how about them apples ?

true

Policeman: why were you asleep at the wheel? motorist: your siren lulled me to sleep.

true

I heard there were shenanigans in iowa last week apparently it was hillary's cock and bernie's ass.

true

A fax machine is just a surprise printer.

true

Remember the bridge you drive over today was built by the lowest bidder.

true

Cnn's erin burnett reports donald trump kissed her friend without consent

false

Turkey demands u.s. hand over cleric, as post-coup purge continues

false

Redditors revive old image of conan o'brien as a superhero

false

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music? because he was de-composing.

true

What do you call a pachyderm that doesn't matter? irrelephant.

true

This is what can happen when black teens are allowed to lead in u.s. cities

false

The best picture speech for ‘moonlight’ would have sounded like this

false

Prince's 'purple rain' returns to theaters this weekend

false

So... there was a kidnapping at my school... but don't worry-- he woke up.

true

How do you have sex with a fat chick?! roll her in flour and tickle the wet spots.

true

Some people say putting helium in animals is wrong, i say whatever floats your goat.

true

Every time you hire a clown for a kid's birthday party, a therapist gets a new car.

true

Bernie sanders on ar-15s: they’re 'not for hunting. they’re for killing human beings’

false

Dolphin dies at the hands of photo-seeking mob on argentina beach

false

February 13th i think we should spend some time apart february 15th ok that was enough time

true

Florida man bitten by shark kills it and eats it as revenge

false

4 powerful mindset shifts to start using today

false

Jetblue is offering $39 flights in a 2-day flash sale

false

Why did the felon have so much energy? he was well arrested!

true

How to handle what's out of your control

false

What is jose cuervo's favorite book? tequila mockingbird.

true

I was forced to put my grades up for adoption i just couldn't raise them

true

Seth meyers addresses that time jimmy fallon rubbed trump's head

false

6 flea market tips for getting the best vintage finds, from a seasoned pro

false

I fractured my tailbone this morning. i guess you could say i was pretty butthurt.

true

What is the last thing you eat before you die? you bite the dust.

true

Georgia's gop governor gives inaugural address worthy of a democrat

false

Lessons on love, joy and the power of dreaming from the world's oldest ceo

false

You think that's bad? i lost a testicle!

false

How a facebook post answered this single mom's prayers

false

What's the top song by the vietnamese beatles? rice fields forever.

true

Saturated fat linked with decreased sperm count, study finds

false

Happy mother’s day and thanks for the dysfunctional childhood!

false

'the last jedi' behind-the-scenes footage will give you chills

false

Mother i'd like to fuck she said ok, let's break your arms and get started.

true

Crisis is a state of mind and a state of place

false

Revenge of the brussels sprouts: now we welcome the world's most hated vegetable

false

Buying in bulk: which food items to buy at warehouse stores

false

Move of the day: plank with leg lift

false

I still have a landline. or as i like to call it, cell phone finder.

true

Why did the black guy cross the road? he heard there was chicken on the other side!

true

Philippine president rodrigo duterte threatens to throw corrupt officials out of a helicopter

false

The reason i love mushrooms cause just like mushrooms... i'm a fun guy.

true

30 things traveling has taught me about life as i turn 30

false

On marijuana, obama, christie, and a nor cal judge all agree: legalization is a bad idea

false

Ninety-eight percent of lawyers... give the other two percent a really bad name.

true

If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might aswell hit them hard.

true

Valentine's day ideas: this yarn wreath will get your home ready for romance

false

Kylie jenner is fresh-faced and gorgeous on elle uk cover

false

What is the most surprised a cow can be?? udderly surprised! (edit: utterly to udderly)

true

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive? give them a test-tickle

true

Kelly osbourne: 'a lot of girls don't like to think outside of the box'

false

These are a few of my favorite things... to eat

false

Still waiting for the day i can illegally download groceries

true

This mesmerizing lavender labyrinth is a real-life fairytale

false

13 times potato chips should go in your food

false

Did you here about the circus fire? it was in tents.

true

If the carpet matches the drapes i'll install the hardwood for free

true

Lgbtq groups blast trump's supreme court pick neil gorsuch

false

Two peanuts walk through an alleyway... one of them was assaulted.

true

Stop economic cronyism, wind down the ex-im bank

false

Creative cooking: a new england style clam bake (video/photos)

false

Becoming the mom of big kids: what i learned on our summer vacation

false

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up? age

true

What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week? constable

true

How i used instagram to land my dream internship

false

3 quotes that sum up exactly why you need more sleep

false

Theater: some disappointments and a promising young composer -- stephen sondheim

false