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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the paralympics? walking.
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Clean wood floors with vegetable oil and white vinegar to get them gleaming
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Thank you all for the happy birthday wishes!!! had a great day!!! (didn't read a single one)
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Biden reportedly slams clinton: 'i never thought she was the correct candidate'
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Hurricane harvey is just the latest in facebook’s fake news problem
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12 ways to decorate with colorful flowers this spring (photos)
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5 out of 6 scientists feel russian roulette is safe
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Seth meyers mocks michael flynn with world's shortest highlight reel
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What did cinderella do when she reached the ball? she choked.
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Rock, paper, scissors: a dialogue -- part eight
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How can i smile when 28% of americans aren't getting enough fiber?
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What's the best thing about twenty three year old's? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzg3-y1qic4)
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Man praises 'luke cage' for showing black men in hoodies aren't threats
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Dan rather has a humorously grim idea to honor climate change deniers
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Elon musk's spacex has company in the race to mars
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Chipotle's sales still tanking in wake of e. coli outbreak
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Weird divorce story: man blames missing rabbit on ex-wife
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Guestcomment tries to reunite hotels and guests with real-time reviews
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How taking a bath in public made me more confident
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Velvet cake recipes in every single color (photos)
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What do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph.why?because he's too short to be an essay.
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In 'la to vegas,' nathan lee graham brings the sass to the friendly skies
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One time in band camp... they threatened me with eternal torture. oh wait that was bible camp.
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I used to be impatient.... ... i just don't have the time anymore.
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Can nonprofits build on bill gates's business insights?
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Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
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Arab media: see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil
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Entrepreneurs today don't need a big budget to start
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Pretty funny that turtles are always in uniform. it's like lighten up, turtles. the war is over.
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If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...? stereotyping.
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What makes an isis joke funny? the execution.
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Hey mom, where could i buy some paperclips? staples? no....paperclips.
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Why did the dad make the joke? for the pun of it.
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What do you call a mexican girl who loves to sleep around? a burrithoe
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When shall we meet again ? by miles apart
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What is a chinese pirate an expert at? flying a plane.
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A group of thugs just beat me senseless all i have left are dollar bills
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Spiritual sex: the transformative power of feeling safe
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Alleged anti-gay hate crime caught on tape in atlanta
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How can you waste food when there are starving children in...ew onions.
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There's 2 types of people in this world... ....those who know binary, and those who don't.
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Mickey mouse doc, my knees hurt! doctor: which knee? mickey: disney
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Photographer's food scrap masterpieces turn trash into treasure
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Why can't lions ever conquer the world? because the pride comes before the fall.
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A roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says i'll take five beers please!
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Awkward russian wedding photos are a whole new level of wtf (nsfw)
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Q: what do you call a fake noodle? a: an impasta.
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11 years ago, greece won the euro 2004 today, they would be happy with 2004 euro's.
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This job fair sucks, it doesn't even have rides.
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Where did all the tv remotes go when you can't find them? to a remote island...
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At least 19 dead as typhoon damrey sweeps into vietnam
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In 2015, let's not punish the palestinians for joining the icc
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Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in china? they ate all the dinosaurs
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Adolf hitler wasn't so bad... i mean he did kill hitler.
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If my african american father had an asian name it would be so long
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Yao ming vows to put an end to elephant tusk trade
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Have you heard the joke about my penis? nevermind, no one ever gets it.
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Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? on his birthday flake!
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Why does helen keller masturbate with one hand? because she moans with the other.
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What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children? jose and hose b
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Watch: people try to pronounce medical terms, utterly mangle them
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Breastfeeding photos on instagram get 'the leaky boob' disabled, then reinstated
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I looked up thesaurus in my thesaurus and it says don't be a smart-ass.
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Joke 35 history lesson: the greeks invented sex...
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The koch brothers' dirty war on solar power
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Dark humor is like food in north korea not everyone gets it.
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My mom once told me if i jack off i'll go blind i never saw her again
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Yo momma's so fat ...that the city of dublin was named after her daily weight gain.
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This father and daughter have helped hundreds of sex trade survivors find jobs
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Why was the man accused of sexual harassment never arrested? he was a policeman
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Two peanuts walk into a bar... one was a-salted.
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Q: when is a school paper not a school paper? a: when it's turned into the teacher.
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What is the speed limit of sex? 68, because any faster and you'll flip over and eat it.
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A wireless bra? they weren't tricky enough, now i need a password?
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Why did the melons decide to have a wedding? because they cantaloupe.
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7 ways you can support someone who has lost a baby
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Til if you buy the new macbook pro there is no escape.
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Women go crazy only once a month for 30 days.
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Adjuncts would get student debt wiped away under new proposal
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Lapd spies on people with its tech tools. now the attorney general is praising its digital savvy?
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The secrets of being married to a chef
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Friend: don is flying in tomorrow me: my cousin don or amazing hearing don? amazing hearing don
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How do you describe catwoman in one word? purrfect
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Lauren graham just dropped a clue about those final 4 'gilmore girls' words
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Obama defends bold agenda in pre-super bowl interview
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Maybe i carry an axe. you don't know. i could love you to pieces...
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The crucial test that can save your life
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What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil? one's a fruit, you idiot.
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I'm so depressed, radiohead is cheering me up.
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Party like it's 2013 with thanksgivukkah recipes (photo)
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Why are gay people such good swimmers? because they are flambuoyant
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2 ministers are trying to revive the campaign to end poverty that mlk started
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How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb? three, but they're really one
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Keep a clean fridge with press n' seal cling wrap
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If i were a famous president i would totally use money as photo i.d.
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Student loan debt: your student loans could have paid for 240 ipods (graphic)
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A soldier was assaulted with pepper spray and mustard gas. he returned home a seasoned veteran.
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High style made easy: interior designer mary mcdonald's gorgeous office (photos)
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Canadian couple catches florida burglary via web cam
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James corden, hugh jackman, zendaya, zac efron bring the circus to nyc streets
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