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Friday's morning email: more grim reports for trump campaign
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125 health experts call for rio olympics to be relocated or postponed
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How do you start a raid in ethiopia? staple food to the ceiling!
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City seizes family dog of 10 years, alleging he may be part wolf (update)
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Food and stress: 8 of the worst picks for when you're feeling anxious
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Scary story told in only five words your browser history is public!
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John stamos shows off new baby to bob saget and lori loughlin
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Violent protests erupt in milwaukee after police kill suspect at traffic stop
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What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert? a daydreamer stares out of windows.
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Why savannah is the south's capital of cool
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth? thar's gold in them thar fills.
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Why yao-ming tries to catch pikachu? he's from team rocket
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Chuck norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.
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Giant penis mural to be painted over after stiff resistance from locals
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Meatballs and red sauce - my kind of comfort food
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Seth macfarlane joked about harvey weinstein’s reputation on live tv in 2013
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? it was outstanding in its field!
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Icymi: why men grow beards and when self-care goes wrong
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Got into a fight with an egyptian. we were fez to fez.
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What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? he's bee-witched !
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Michelle obama's belt at the 2013 congressional black caucus is quite chic (photos)
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Dark comedy is like food not everyone gets it.
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What do we want!? cleared times on our microwaves! when do we want it? 0:00!
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In the afterglow of the bruce jenner interview: so where do we go from here?
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Was kind of surprised at all the swearing when i unplugged the church organ to charge my phone.
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Donald trump campaign staffer who posted racist comments joins the administration
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How did hitler tie his shoes? in knotsies. (the unfollow button is only a click away)
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Bulgarian feta: how the creamy, tangy cheese won my heart
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How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? with scare spray.
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I like my women the way i like my milk... four months old and smelling like fish.
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What does an lgbt rabbi call a blessing? a brucea
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Hm im scared of getting murdered. better go watch 20 tv shows about murder
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Your mama so fat.... she uses a paint roller to apply lipstick.
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Legendary climate scientist is not impressed with the paris talks
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I'm glad my parents told me i'm adopted but i don't know why they tell me everday.
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At your cervix, m'lady - me as an obgyn and also just me
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Jennifer lawrence explains why she’s a ‘huge a**hole’ in public
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What do you call a french organized crime detective? j'accuza
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What mexican music festival line-ups look like with only female acts
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I don't know if digital anal sex toys would be legal.... but ianal
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Families remember victims of tragic oregon school shooting
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Vandals write 'kkk' on black sheriff candidate's campaign sign
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The letter r is just the letter p showing off some leg.
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James van der beek endures awkward interview with 'dawson's creek'-obsessed co-hosts
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And the best-dressed stars at the 2015 grammys were...
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This 8-year-old who brought a rice krispie treat on a jog is all of us
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7 human resources trends your small business needs to know
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Stephen colbert outpaces jimmy fallon to become the season's late-night king
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Gop senator stalls trump nominee over saudi handling of u.s. aid for starving yemenis
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Let's enhance patient care together: primary care physicians must collaborate with radiologists
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After backlash, tennessee town drops planned ban on drag shows
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Here's the plot of the 'fantastic beasts and where to find them' sequel
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Betty buckley promises stories, songs and inspiration in nyc
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Vatican: gay people are 'our sons and daughters'
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Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang - so i shot him..
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The best curve on a girl is her smile... naw just kiddin, look at dat ass.
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Miranda kerr's new victoria secret bikini campaign: a sneak peek
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The sour cherry recipes you want and need
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Gop senator: if we lose in november, we should confirm merrick garland
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I was accused of plagiarism... their words, not mine
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Milk: it (still) does a body good (infographic)
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What do you call a rogue toaster? a rebel appliance.
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Spouse's voice is easier to hear than unfamiliar voices, study finds
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Stolen taco truck hits school bus, crashes into propane tanker
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Turkish cargo jet crashes in kyrgyzstan village, killing at least 37
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Victrelis and incivek, rival hepatitis c drugs, both work in hiv patients, studies find
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Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and greenpeace threw her in!
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Republican pick-up lines are about as creepy as you might imagine
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If hilary clinton is elected president, what title will they give bill? first lady's man (;
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Kenyatta a.c. hinkle on the imageblog march 23, 2013
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'undercover princes': tlc show features real princes looking for love and marriage (video)
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Video shows el paso officer fatally shooting prisoner
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Cut out the middleman and just list 911 as your emergency contact.
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What's the hardest thing about skydiving? the ground
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What do you get when you mix mexico with literature? tequila mockingbird
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The unintended consequences of texas’ new pro-gun laws
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'star wars' fan finds poignant connection between 'a new hope' and 'the last jedi'
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Weekend box office: 'wreck-it ralph' sees record-breaking success
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The 3 ways martin luther king jr. saved your soul
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The power of parenting with social and emotional learning
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What do you call a chinese man with a pet cat? a vegetarian.
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New u.s. travel ban to spare green card holders: trump official
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A girl couldn't decide which mascara to use bitch couldn't makeup her mind.
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You don't see many reindeer in zoos do you? no. they can't afford the admission.
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Trump now insists he didn't fire james comey over 'phony russia investigation'
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Former trump pick for top census role says citizenship question was 'political'
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What did sting say to his proctologist? don't stand so close to me.
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The high cost of the fed's low rates
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What's a nymphomaniac's favorite candy bar? almond joy.
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If anyone tried to steal my identity i would just think now it's their problem.
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What body of water is used for writing? the apostrosea.
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Wouldn't a 65-question 'nanny survey' scare mary poppins away?
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Switch your sleep positions to ease back pain
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Why is it hard to sleep at night and easy during day
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A first look at the hot new gay dramas you'll soon be talking about
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Chef mario batali takes leave after 4 women accuse him of sexual misconduct
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What do you call a gay rubber band? an elasstickle
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'true lies' stars speak out about eliza dushku's abuse allegations
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What do you call a mexican in trouble with the law juanted
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Gardner’s push for trump to dismantle obamacare is coming to fruition
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