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Country singer & former 'one tree hill' star jana kramer welcomes daughter jolie rae
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What task was assigned to the last electron to join the military? survalence
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Hear about the new restaurant called karma? there's no menu: you get what you deserve
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Why are gametes so popular? because sex cells!
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Exclusive interview with yo yo ma on the spirituality of music
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Til humans eat more bananas than monkeys. i can't remember the last time i ate a monkey.
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What do you call a broken angle? a rektangle
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Interview with a philosopher: the crucible of adversity
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Don't dress like a hoe and expect a guy to approach you like a princess.
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California expands equal pay law to include protections for race and ethnicity
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What is a cannibal's favorite food at the county fair? chili con carny.
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What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation? where my dogs at?
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What do you call a guy that never farts in public? a privet tutor
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Astros player suspended for 5 games for racist 'slant-eye' gesture
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According to the you snooze you lose principle insomnia makes us winners.
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15 easy, elegant dishes for a glorious easter brunch
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How do you get a little old lady to say the f word? yell bingo.
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An unexpected act of kindness from an industry that doesn't care
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The lost generation: from 'the joy luck club' to 'crazy rich asians'
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University moves to fire professor who is sandy hook truther
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How to stay warm: 8 healthy ways to heat up this winter
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What's a snakes favourite dance ? snake rattle & roll !
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Your attitude towards snow days will be remembered
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What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring nickleback
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What does the rock said to his girl friend? im stoned :p
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Why do penguins have skinny penises because they only have flippers
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Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz dis boy wants ya downvotes and dat jazz
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7 gross grooming mistakes men make at work
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Don lemon flips the bird at larry wilmore
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German leaders are split over proposed burqa ban
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Fidel castro just passed away... ...i suppose black friday was too much capitalism for him.
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My wife is much happier with a beer inside her. i just wish she'd drink it afterwards.
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Mixing alcohol and energy drinks can lead to risky sex, study says
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Photos show devastation left behind from hurricane harvey
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25 impressions in 2.5 minutes — and no donald trump!
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9 life lessons kids can learn from awesome adventure movies
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Kanye and kim are having their 2nd baby that's the joke.
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Why did the fall break off from all the other seasons? because it wanted autumnomy
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I just turned my iphone into an ipad simply by holding it closer to my face.
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If you didn't vote hillary, don't act shocked when your pot shop is raided
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Why/how do bakers work? they knead the dough.
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U.s. agencies split over fingerprinting parents of child immigrants
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How do skeletons communicate? a cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.
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Uncommon wisdom about your body, lifestyle and spiritual awareness
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Arkansas woman used government funds to buy her dog a tuxedo
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My mute friend told me a funny joke.
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An idea whose time has come: the opioid epidemic is officially a national emergency
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What do you call it when a red head gets a tooth infection? gingervitus.
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I honked at the funeral procession out of support
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What kind of fish is made up of 2 sodium atoms 2 na
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Did you hear about the happy roman? he was glad-he-ate-her
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Knock knock who's there ! aramis ! aramis who ? aramis'tery !
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The lannister family... is so inbred that they are one step away from being sandwiches.
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Captain, have you ever made love at sea? no son, but i've been blown ashore many a time.
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4 people share how they each lost 100 pounds -- and kept it off
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This was the 2014 met gala on twitter
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Racism, misogyny, homophobia and the kaepernick boycott: hold on just one second
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Merkel calls for tougher laws for asylum seekers amid protests
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What's red and bad for your teeth... a brick
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Resonance: what really does happen when you revisit memorable places
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Two assholes talking one says: hey, you wanna fart? the other says: sorry mate, i gotta run
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What is the puerto rican national anthem? row row row your boat
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The thin,healthy, smart people are really missing out on some horrible food at burger king.
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Why are mosquitos religious ? they prey on you !
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What's the difference between a jew and a canoe? a canoe tips
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My mother re-formed her rock band -- and rediscovered her groove
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Is it pizza rat? nyc rodent filmed tunneling through snow after blizzard
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? because the 'p' is silent.
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Hollywood's leading ladies bring major glam to the 2016 baftas
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Snl's 'weekend update' to air special editions for the conventions
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Are you finished? its a joke/comic thing. this is it--> http://imgur.com/gskwg
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If you're american, when are you not american? when european. or when you're russian. any more? :)
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I've just started an online dating site for siamese twins. it's called connect 4.
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I understand the face situation but you don't have to be ugly on the inside too
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Do you know what they say about the guy that invented life savers? he sure made a mint.
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I wonder if the first person to ever pop corn thought they were under attack.
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Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
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Michelle williams and busy philipps are the ultimate red carpet bffs
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What's the difference between jokes and dicks? your mom hates jokes.
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What kind of birds do prostitutes like? swallows.
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Hillary clinton and donald trump did not shake hands before their second debate
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What kind of car did jesus drive? a manual.
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This is the face of a mental health patient
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Big changes on white house website as donald trump takes over
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A food nerd's apology to the picky and squeamish eaters in her life
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? none. that's a hardware problem.
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I had a mayweather joke, but it ran away from me.
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Why do gay men get so much hate? because sometimes, they're fucking assholes.
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Don young suggests the holocaust happened because jewish people weren't armed
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If the opposite of con is pro... is the opposite of constitution, prostitution?
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Thats the thing about incontinence pants.. .. you're in control.
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Meet the chinese trolls pumping out 488 million fake social media posts
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How can you tell how hard a nigga is? by the number of niggabytes in his hard drive.
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A man was arrested from leaving families of puppies in the street. he was charged with littering
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Disability rights advocates call out uber over accessibility issues
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I tried a new fragrance today. it's called tester.
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This is what happens to a go-go boy when he grows up
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Diddy trades birthday cake for apple pie, like a boss
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Gay porn, murder and james franco's druthers: how 'king cobra' came to headline tribeca
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Women and girls, from 6 to 102, on the impact of hillary's nomination
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