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'deadpool 2' steals no. 1 spot at the box office from 'avengers: infinity war'
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I told my husband i'm pregnant. he said hi pregnant, i'm dad!
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Ben carson backpedals on removing anti-discrimination language from hud mission statement
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Why hillary clinton could be the best president ever, for africa
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Alleged shooter who killed 8 had long history of domestic violence
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They could of at least added a middle finger emoji on ios7.
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Swallowing these multivitamins is like swallowing the titanic need a little water to wash it down.
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Green day rocks the american music awards with anti-trump chant on live tv
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One day youtube, twitter, and facebook join together and be called.... youtwitface
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Very tired of the nsa reading my tweets and not retweeting them.
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My girlfriend wants a chest freezer for christmas... i said why? it's cold as tits outside already!
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Knock knock who's there? alzheimer's alzheimer's who? to get to the other side!
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Why secular advocates say alabama gop senate pick is dangerous
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What do you call a magic owl? hoo-dini!
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What happened when sean connery bought himself a little kitten? the cat shat on the mat.
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Can't-miss cocktails you have to drink this fall (photos)
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Shake what yo mama gave you! oh she just handed you a child. don't shake that
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Cat: i think i have a rash. doctor dog: we should amputate your head
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We're not sure which is more beautiful: model summer rayne oakes or her living wall (video)
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Sex and politics: the photographic stories of dina litovsky
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19 and 20 got into a fight... now they're facing 123 years on disturbing the peace.
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There's no such thing as premature ejaculation, the truth is that women arrive late everywhere!
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Whats the dumbest animal in the jungle? polar bear
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Bobby cannavale chose his son's name in honor of his latino roots
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Social support and feeling in control at work are good for well-being: study
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How do you make a baby cry twice? rub the blood off your dick on his teddy bear
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Presidents, p*ssy and rape culture – we’ve got a big problem
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My grandparents were fighting over a hamburger it was aged beef.
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Aaron schock's 'flamboyant,' 'racy,' 'ripped ab muscles' 'lifestyle'
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Call of the wild: 8 offbeat places to connect with nature
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What's a bees favourite flower ? a bee-gonias !
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The problem with public schools isn’t low test scores. it’s strategic disinvestment.
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Lisa bonet says bill cosby always had a ‘sinister, shadow energy’
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Hostage or not, sometimes it's just nice to be held.
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The 'hot' splurge that made me feel attractive post-split
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Texas expands zika recommendations ahead of 2017 mosquito season
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Why did the puppy get away with committing murder? ...he had paws-able deniability.
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The average woman owns over $500 worth of unworn clothing, new survey reports
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Daylight saving time ends: how the time change may affect your sleep and mood
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I accidentally sent my essay to the 3d printer... it came out as a piece of shit
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Photos show how different prisons and jails look around the world
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Commuters brace for grueling journeys after deadly hoboken train crash
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Trump praises san antonio spurs, a team that rejects trumpism in every way
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Tens of thousands rally for spanish anti-austerity party
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What do you call a deer with a missing eye? i have no fucking eye deer.
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What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? a hardvark!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? he finally woke up.
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How do you confuse a blonde? you don't... they're born that way
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I don't drink anymore. cocaine is a hell of a drug!
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China-eu cooperation on combatting cybercrime: a model for china-us relations?
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'i do' to 'i donate': couples recycle wedding food, flowers, attire
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I threw a boomerang 6 years ago and it never came back... now i live in constant fear.
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How living apart has made my spouse and me closer than ever
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Bernie sanders uses pro-clinton super pac attack to fundraise
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Frat bros who beat up student were also trying to steal a statue
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Why is pharrell williams happy? because he got lucky.
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Waiter there's a fly in my soup! force of habit sir. our chef used to be a tailor.
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A historic moment to end aids, how we will do it, and the critical role of pepfar funding
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How do you catch a rabbit? hide behind a tree and make carrot sounds.
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What do you someone with no body and no nose? nobody knows!
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How often do i tell chemistry jokes? periodically
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The 30 least religious cities in the united states
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Sometimes i feel a seal is just a neutral sea lion neutral as in without an ion
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I'm enraged by peeps on pizza and you should be too
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Alabama's 'worst drought in memory' is about to get even worse
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House tour: victoria elizabeth barnes, blogger, reveals her renovated victorian home (photos)
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Donald trump comes from the future there will be hell toupee
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What did the triangle say to the circle? why are you so pointless?
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My favorite part of the lion king was intermission
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How to stick it out to achieve success!
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Teens more likely to drive drunk after riding with intoxicated drivers: study
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What was will hunting's backup plan if that guy said he didn't particularly care for apples?
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Holiday party hairstyles that you can totally do yourself at home
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Short one... what's red with seven dents in it? snow white's cherry
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Santa is near .... ... i can sense his presents.
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The first graffiti artist of britain isn't who you think it is
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Why do space rocks taste better than earth rocks? they're meteor!
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Kanye west nearly sells out apc clothing collection, raises eyebrows with prices (photos)
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Haiti prison break prompts manhunt for more than 170 inmates
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'i am adam lanza's mother': a mom's perspective on the mental illness conversation in america
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Most americans are bothered by reports trump revealed intelligence to russians
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I'm opening a pet grooming business. i'm calling it bitch, i will cut you
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This video reminds women to stop apologizing so much
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Michelle obama blends into the curtains, reminds us of kim (photos)
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The *real* way to avoid clickbait seriously guys, this is reddit. what were you expecting?
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Why are boys faster than girls? because they have ball bearings and a stick shift.
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What do you call a black person from niger? a nigerian, you racist
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What do you call a group of squids? a *squad*
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I can't cook with spices right now... ...i just don't have the thyme.
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Caffeine more likely to disrupt sleep in morning people, study finds
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What did mike tyson ask the really tired norse god? are you thor?
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Is it time for airlines to draw the line on fees? (poll)
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Why don't purdue athletes eat pickles? they can't get their heads in the jar.
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Hilter was weird you would think a pig would like people who don't eat pork.
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What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? a lick-her cabinet
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Bob mcdonnell's freedom cost him more than $10 million in legal fees
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This joke is funny only today. knock, knock. who's there? open. open who? open ssl.
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Why the fbi won't tell apple how it cracked the iphone
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Faces of health, poverty, and faith in guatemala
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What a us airways & american airlines merger would mean for you
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