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Mila kunis' glamour cover looks a little off (photos)
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Shared leadership among women and men: good news and bad news
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Lord of the rings is about a bunch of straight men fighting over jewelry.
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What do you call horse hay from mexico jose
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Fall allergies: the most common triggers and how to avoid them
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What does an asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall? a broken nose.
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My computer is going very very ... fast. it helpdesk joke
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Chuck norris doesn't say who's your daddy, because he knows the answer.
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Protesters urge electoral college to stop donald trump
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Fidelity is overrated. if you look at the history, who has the most fun? infidels.
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Lil wayne, chris brown, and pitbull walk into a bar. drake ducks.
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Every time someone with a clown avi follows me i add another night light.
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Friday's morning email: house passes a spending bill, but the shutdown threat still looms
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Bill o'reilly defends 'well-fed' slaves remark, blames 'far-left' media for attacks
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How we make decisions on issues like ferguson
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Martin brodeur falls: devils goalie gets lucky against penguins (video)
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The inventor of the air conditioner has died thousands of fans are attending his funeral
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You got the net? yes ok, google how to get this thing in the boat
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Obama shares selfie in the wild with bear grylls
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Dear laura bush, this is not the way to help oppressed women
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Why are atheists so resistant to video game cheats? they don't believe in godmode
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If you turn pineapple upside down cake right side up, it's just cake.
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Dr. donna rockwell talks about celebrities and narcissism at the third metric women's conference
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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? so he could hide in the cherry tree !
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China's middle class sparks high demand for u.s. fur
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Cia head discussed bashar assad leaving power when in moscow: report
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What's franklin d roosavelt's favorite game show? deal or new deal
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U.s. olympic committee tells athletes to consider not attending rio games over zika virus
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Colin kaepernick completes his $1 million pledge for underserved communities
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Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? he used to go round with the oooo-ver.
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Doctor: your x-ray showed a broken rib... ... but we fixed it with photoshop.
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I feel bad for pedophiles they have such a hard time fitting in. (nsfw with imagination)
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How does a career change affect my taxes?
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Boyfriend riley nicolay shaves head with deidre sechi, girlfriend who has cancer (photos)
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One time my dad got mad at hulk hogan and yelled youre wasting shirts at the tv
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Do you know what a freudian slip is? it's when you mean one thing but fuck your mother.
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What do you call a punchline that makes no sense? a bobbitt
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Knock knock who's there ! chocs ! chocs who ? chocs away !
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Hitler had one hell of a speech writer. people called him the grammar nazi.
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Green superfoods: 10 healthy st. patrick's day picks
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Cannes is a hot bed for our best-dressed list this week (photos)
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Chloe x halle on the importance of showing black girls coming of age on screen
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What do you call a midget mexican? a paragraph since he isn't a full essay
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Two crows are in jail. what are they in for? attempted murder
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I am a canadian liberal and i am not with him
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Talk to your kids about drugs. maybe they have better connections than you.
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Iran vows 'firm response' unless obama stops sanctions renewal
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Cute kate spade clutches: from the stylelist network
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Ok, betsy devos is now education secretary, but the fight over her agenda has just begun
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Trump keeps bringing up fake polls because the real ones show him losing
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Tsa denies report that agents stole candy from deaf man and cursed him out
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A thought about posthumous autobiographies they're all ghost-written.
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Why it's time to ban emotional support animals from a plane
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Time waits for no hungry infant: understanding why may help business
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowoman? snowballs!
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If a rabbit's foot brings good luck then, what happened to the rabbit?
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What did one ghost say to the other ghost? do you believe in life before death?
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Divorce and kids: 5 ways divorce benefits kids
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards of boats if they fell forwards they would be on the boat
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What do you call a persian lesbian? a flying carpet muncher. i'm so sorry.
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What do you call a smart blonde? a golden retriever.
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Mike bruno to run pittsburgh marathon blindfolded to support child who's visually impaired
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Lame joke: what do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman? frostbite.
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Hairline joke your hair line goes way back like the 50's
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Trump boasted about helping 1 american return from egypt. he's ignoring the rest.
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Heartbleed: free tool to check if that site is safe
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Florida supreme court signs off on effort to restore voting rights to over 1 million people
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Ban ki-moon says it's time for a woman to fill his un role already
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You cannot taste me, until you undress me. banana
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Billie lourd shares sweet throwback with mom carrie fisher
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It doesn't sound like senate republicans are anywhere close to a deal on obamacare repeal
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It's rude when people ask me what i did all day like growing my hair isn't enough.
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North korea fires ballistic missile into waters off east coast
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Watch '100 years of korean beauty' unfold in one minute
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Sikhs on 'the daily show' have perfect response for people who assume they're muslim
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Democrat urges trump to put infrastructure money where his mouth is
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'cthulhu' microbes, discovered in termite guts, help pests turn wood into food (video)
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What do you call a tall black person? a negro.
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Oppose the nfl protests? you probably also would’ve opposed mlk
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Far-right blame game distracts from france's underlying divisions
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We'd do anything for vets, except support them in politics
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Matt damon and kim kardashian star in ellen degeneres' 'stuck on uranus' trailer
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Reasons to date me: 1) 2) 3) please?
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The home invasion ruined us. we never stood a chance against the houses.
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Emt: you faked cardiac arrest for this? me: just say clear and make my grilled cheese.
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Donald trump is the best thing that ever happened to ted cruz
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In america, trump unseats black, male president. in russia, president sits on trump blackmail!
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Someone once told me, go for broke !! i'm happy to report that i succeeded...
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He's trying so hard not to get caught
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Have you heard about the new store coming to the mall? it's a pretty *hot topic*.
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Will ferrell makes tv plea for lebron james to run for president
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What my daughter's autism means to her older sister
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Name a body part that's long and stiff and uses the letters pensi a spine
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Declaration of famine or not, south sudan needs the world's attention now
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Indian politician offers $1.5 million to behead bollywood star
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Trophy wife any wife can be a trophy wife... ... if you take her to a taxidermist.
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What's the cheapest type of meat deer balls. they're under a buck.
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What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun? luke warm.
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Doctor doctor, my period wont end! i am so sorry... i think that you have caught feminism
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I was going to make a gay joke butt-fuck it.
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