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What does the mexican gang member say to the 15 page document? hey, *essay*!
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Did you hear about the man who choked on his lasagna dinner? he pasta way.
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Robin thicke's 'blurred lines' earns the artist his first number one
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So a seal walks into a club.. *rim shot*
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6 'handy' tips to help get you slimmer by summer
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Meet the donald trump volunteer who shouted, 'muslim!' when obama came up at a rally
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A handy dandy guide to the ethics and etiquette of nazi-punching
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Did you hear about the thalidomide porn star? he had an arm like a baby's cock.
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Breathtaking photos show the milky way as seen from greece
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A canadian walks into a bar, steps back, apologizes to the bar, and walks away.
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What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws? outlaws are wanted.
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17 last-minute halloween costumes that'll arrive by the weekend
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Did you hear about the guy how lost his whole left side? he's alright now.
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Flipped the entire family off while they had their eyes closed during grace.
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Annoyed condom why was the condom annoyed? it got pissed off
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U.s.-russian crew returns to earth after 172 days in space
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I wanted to fold the toilet paper and use it again... but felt that it was too tainted
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Opposites attract: honeymoons to please every bride and groom
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Canadian pharmaceutical billionaire, wife found dead in toronto
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Apparently someone in detroit gets stabbed every 3 minutes. poor bastard.
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Today may be the hottest day of the year but all the other days have nicer personalities.
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake walk into a bar... ba-dumm-tsss
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Robbing me is only a good idea if you're running low on ketchup packets.
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Redneck murders are hard to solve there are no dental records and the dna is all the same.
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Ariana grande issues 'donut fiasco' apology video that doesn't explain donut-licking
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Jimmy fallon's #worstroadtripever tweets are the best vacation fails
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The painfully honest truth about 6 years and 2 kids
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Taunting the school bus monitor: do the consequences fit the crime?
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Me: *putting frozen chicken nuggets on table* wife: this isn't cooke- me: it's sushi, susan
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I just put too much cream in my coffee. this is the worst good friday ever.
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America is converting to the metric system inch by inch
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Remembering idioms is easy it's not rocket fuel
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Why does piglet stink so bad? cause he always plays with pooh.
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What's e.t. short for? cos he's only got little legs
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Why the most important man in a girl's life is her father
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6 homemade 'apps' for parents in the digital age
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Help me, i am trapped in a haiku factory save me before they
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I co-sleep with my 4-year-old -- what's the big deal?
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Word meanings: slut: a prostitute that doesn't charge. prostitute: a clever slut!
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My girlfriend is due tomorrow ...however, i have to wait 18 years before i can date her
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How to persuade airline employees to give you free upgrades
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Boss: you're an hour late guy who's about to invent daylight savings time: oh you haven't heard?
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3 ways to stay stress-free during the holidays
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Two parrots sat on a perch one turns to the other and asks, 'can you smell fish?'
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Cooking up a frankenstorm: 9 recipes with five ingredients or less
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Their are two sides to a political argument. right wing and wrong wing.
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Google's massive book-scanning project is legal, u.s. court rules
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Ben affleck’s ‘batman’ movie isn’t happening anytime soon
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Rules for wearing animal print yoga pants: 1. weigh less than the animals they represent 2. 3.
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Next apology i'm waiting for paula deen to apologize for her family starting the civil war
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Iphone sales off by 1.4 percent, but it's still apple's most profitable fourth quarter ever
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This bronx educator reminds us why good teachers are simply the best
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'the adventures of young hillary' is what america needs right now
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Germany vs portugal: euro 2012 group b match features cristiano ronaldo
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Ask your doctor if left is right for you.
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These 9 serene spas will help you recharge (photos)
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I had a step ladder... ...but i've never met my 'real' ladder.
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There is a new barbie doll on the market - witch doctor barbie ...with potions and face paints
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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for valentine's day? rugs and kisses!
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Him: your beautiful.... me: my beautiful what? my beautiful what?!!
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Why stand up paddleboard yoga is pure bliss
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Pauley perrette responds to cbs statement about her 'multiple assaults' claim
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Demi lovato proves she’s the best after-school chauffeur
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A relationship where you can act like complete idiots together is the sweetest thing ever.
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Donald trump is so narcissistic... when he looks in the mirror, his pupils dilate
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It's not on a map, or some app. miller light
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Oscar pistorious wanted to get his bathroom door replaced but his wife was dead against it
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Have you seen stevie wonder's new haircut? neither has he.
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Pro-tpp op-eds remarkably similar to drafts by foreign government lobbyists
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What do you do with an elephant with three balls? walk him and pitch to the rhino!
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I'm selfie-employed. yes sir i'll make a duck-face. right away sir.
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6 incredibly gorgeous features we'd steal from bob hope's 'ufo home' (photos)
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Trevor noah honors donald trump and global dictators in spoof 'oppressys' awards show
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'les miserables': anne hathaway and hugh jackman on the upcoming film
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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank? urine over your head!
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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? a great start
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College humor is using a bear to get bros to stop dismissing sexual violence
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I was dating a dutch girl with inflatable shoes i've just found out she's popped her clogs...
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Armed suspects used periscope to hunt for man: sacramento police
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How to lose weight: 1. name your kid weight 2. take it to the mall
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As u.s. and china find common ground on north korea, is russia the wild card?
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What does a vending machine and monica lewinsky have in common? they both say insert bill here
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Hitler, franco, and a banker: the path not taken in nazi germany
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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? he wanted to see how long he slept.
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Pro tips: how to win back your man (photos)
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Secret to success is to know who to blame for your failures.
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Fourth of july cry: powerful military homecoming montage is a tribute to our troops (video)
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Top home exchange tips from the founder of homeexchange.com
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Ivanka trump keeping stake in d.c. hotel despite white house role, filings show
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Donald trump's presidential texting powers terrify stephen colbert
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How much does a hipster weigh? one instagram!
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I was gonna make a gay joke. butt fuck it.
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The detroit news becomes the latest conservative paper to snub trump
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Donald trump's proposed cabinet is very white, and very male
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The gay bro code revisited: can i come back from 'stealing' my friend's grindr date?
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Bodycam video shows north carolina officer beating black man accused of jaywalking (updated)
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The year in really, really, ridiculously cute babies
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I hope death is a woman that way, it will never come for me
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Me: don't move there's a pokemon on your foot
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Trevor noah highlights an awful consequence of kanye west's slavery comments
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