CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Yemen summit hailed as 'remarkable success,' but millions still need life-saving aid	false
As you can tell by my wrinkled shirts, i'm bad at irony.	true
Why did the chicken get a lawyer because he knew he was going to get fried in court	true
What is a sandwich on a ship? a sub-marine	true
When i really sit down and think about it my ass has seen some shit	true
How did jesus feel when they crucified him? he was cross.	true
Iowa secretary of state's office released statistics that its own staff objected to	false
Wedding planning: readers share the strange things they secretly want at their weddings	false
1 and 2 dogs name you'r dogs 1 and 2.you eat one. you still have two.	true
What do you call it when kony drinks too much? cognac	true
Planning is less effective when you're juggling multiple goals: study	false
How are girls and jokes alike? they both tend to suck more the more strung-out they get.	true
Whats another name for google glass? dome chrome.	true
Sir, the uav strike bombing missed the target. were we at least close? not even remotely.	true
Finally, 'emperor' obama ends the 'will-he-or-won't-he' immigration phase	false
The tree stooges: moehogany, cherry, and curly maple alternate for larry: larchy	true
Marriage advice on how to maintain an equal partnership	false
Me: so does blood splatter everywhere when a body goes in? salesman: what? me: what?	true
I took a poop today that didn't flush... that shit was revolting.	true
14 of our favorite queer heroes of 2016	false
Samsung, u.s.: stop using galaxy 7 note phones over fire risk	false
Kate middleton plays field hockey with uk's olympic team (photos)	false
Tweets what's the difference between a tweet and a twat? one makes the other.	true
Uc davis chancellor linda katehi placed on leave over claims of ethics violations	false
John cena wakes up in a hospital cena:where am i? nurse:icu cena:no you don't	true
Check out 'two men and a baby,' a new youtube series about two gay dads	false
Saw this movie about jewish people this afternoon.. it had a hollow cast.	true
What does a ticket to the 50 cent concert featuring nickleback cost? $300 if you ask ticketmaster	true
Hillary clinton's vintage style at the 1993 jazz fest: fashion flashback (video)	false
Does england have a fourth of july? they do, they just don't celebrate it.	true
Why are black people afraid to fall asleep? the last black person that had a dream got shot!	true
He's baaaack! will ferrell does nostalgic turn as george dubya on 'snl'	false
Twinkle twinkle line of coke, you're the reason why i'm broke. :(	true
Brca1 and brca2 gene patent debate reaches the u.s. supreme court: why everyone should care	false
What is bordering stupidity? canada and mexico both are.	true
Father-daughter dance: bride and her dad perform amazing tap dance	false
Propublica expertly claps back at sean spicer for calling it a 'left-wing blog'	false
Sarah palin endorses joe miller for alaska senate	false
Gold medal what's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? not being retarded!	true
Eyebrow lift surgery becoming more popular as breast implants decline in britain	false
During this month of thanks, let's be #thankfulformuslimwomen	false
A truly erotic art exhibition aims to get you hot for summer (nsfw)	false
Yara shahidi films her inspiring message celebrating black girl magic	false
How does a gay male take off his condom? he farts.	true
Selena gomez billboard awards dress looks like a 'spring breakers' costume (photos)	false
An oral history of season 1 of 'party of five'	false
Trump's paid parental leave plan is a non-starter	false
Whats the difference between an irish party and an irish funeral? one less drunken irishman	true
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? a rabbit that says ribbit.	true
What's the difference between an apple? a bike because a vest has no sleeves.	true
What car insurance do canadians have? triple 'eh'	true
Democrats renew call to reform, justice and investment in our communities	false
Dear caitlyn jenner, there is one more transition you need to make	false
Why calling asian americans a 'model minority' glosses over crucial issues	false
White house takes big step towards halting arctic drilling	false
What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin? i don't know, i don't speak mandarin.	true
Maybe the pope just wants to finally get married. or settle down with a couple of kids.	true
Unless there's a new app that lets you shoot people, that phone holster looks ridiculous.	true
What do you call a water on a baby deer? fondue	true
Gator attack: disney knew of problems, staffer asked for fence at lagoon	false
If i gave everyone on the planet a penny... ...would that be considered common cents?	true
This world cup wonder goal needs to be seen again and again	false
pulls handle on slot machine prune prune prune *diarrhea comes out	true
Do you guys like presents? here i am!	true
Green smoothies because who has the time or energy to chew 17 cups of spinach/lettuce/kale	true
Kentucky clerk continues to deny same-sex couples marriage licenses	false
I've never told a joke are you serious? always.	true
Sen. chuck schumer shames gop tax bill: it's a 'stunning deception'	false
Cooking off the cuff: getting a jump on summer tomatoes while the bluefish are running	false
How do you get pikachu on a bus? you poke-m-on	true
Group files complaint against judge who sentenced man to marry girlfriend	false
My mother told me that i took everything for granite. apparently our house was made of sandstone.	true
What do you call a native american women that has 2 periods a month? a 2 cycle engine	true
Topless protester says bill cosby 'disempowered women's bodies for decades'	false
What do eskimos and tupperware have in common? they both love a tight seal!	true
Give me my money!! how do you make a hormone-- don't pay her!	true
Ray rice should start his own line of elevator music. he could call it elevator beats.	true
What do you call a communist sniper? a marxman	true
What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together? batman.	true
Is a child's behavior always a reflection of his parents?	false
Cool, i love candles. what's with the knives? wait, stop. please stop! - pumpkin	true
Fox guest host suggests making undocumented immigrants build u.s.-mexico wall	false
What do you call someone who takes everything literally? a kleptomaniac!	true
Billie jean is probably my favorite song about someone named billie jean	true
What do you call a midget with an axe? a battle dwarf	true
Court: residency in marijuana legal state not justification for police search	false
I love my women like i love my ikea furniture, cheap and missing a couple screws	true
Memorial day travel 2013: more americans taking time off to travel, according to tripadvisor survey	false
What did kendrick lamar say when rihanna tried to unplug his vr headset? bitch, don't kill my vive.	true
Why was the mathematician frowned upon? he was a chronic math-debater	true
Explore america: massachusetts has history, music and baseball	false
I always say goodbye to the wal-mart greeter, just to close that loop.	true
Which mythical creature casts no reflection? all of them, technically.	true
What do you call a happy russian? gladimir putin!	true
When i was a child, i wanted to be a surgeon. but apparently i was too young!!	true
How to celebrate your employees and boost your bottom line. #workhuman	false
Miss north dakota cara mund is crowned state's first-ever miss america	false
What the cookies you leave for santa say about you	false
'the hobbit: an unexpected journey' box office: film breaks $1 billion	false
Buses burned during evacuation of syrian villages, monitor says	false

Yemen summit hailed as 'remarkable success,' but millions still need life-saving aid

false

As you can tell by my wrinkled shirts, i'm bad at irony.

true

Why did the chicken get a lawyer because he knew he was going to get fried in court

true

What is a sandwich on a ship? a sub-marine

true

When i really sit down and think about it my ass has seen some shit

true

How did jesus feel when they crucified him? he was cross.

true

Iowa secretary of state's office released statistics that its own staff objected to

false

Wedding planning: readers share the strange things they secretly want at their weddings

false

1 and 2 dogs name you'r dogs 1 and 2.you eat one. you still have two.

true

What do you call it when kony drinks too much? cognac

true

Planning is less effective when you're juggling multiple goals: study

false

How are girls and jokes alike? they both tend to suck more the more strung-out they get.

true

Whats another name for google glass? dome chrome.

true

Sir, the uav strike bombing missed the target. were we at least close? not even remotely.

true

Finally, 'emperor' obama ends the 'will-he-or-won't-he' immigration phase

false

The tree stooges: moehogany, cherry, and curly maple alternate for larry: larchy

true

Marriage advice on how to maintain an equal partnership

false

Me: so does blood splatter everywhere when a body goes in? salesman: what? me: what?

true

I took a poop today that didn't flush... that shit was revolting.

true

14 of our favorite queer heroes of 2016

false

Samsung, u.s.: stop using galaxy 7 note phones over fire risk

false

Kate middleton plays field hockey with uk's olympic team (photos)

false

Tweets what's the difference between a tweet and a twat? one makes the other.

true

Uc davis chancellor linda katehi placed on leave over claims of ethics violations

false

John cena wakes up in a hospital cena:where am i? nurse:icu cena:no you don't

true

Check out 'two men and a baby,' a new youtube series about two gay dads

false

Saw this movie about jewish people this afternoon.. it had a hollow cast.

true

What does a ticket to the 50 cent concert featuring nickleback cost? $300 if you ask ticketmaster

true

Hillary clinton's vintage style at the 1993 jazz fest: fashion flashback (video)

false

Does england have a fourth of july? they do, they just don't celebrate it.

true

Why are black people afraid to fall asleep? the last black person that had a dream got shot!

true

He's baaaack! will ferrell does nostalgic turn as george dubya on 'snl'

false

Twinkle twinkle line of coke, you're the reason why i'm broke. :(

true

Brca1 and brca2 gene patent debate reaches the u.s. supreme court: why everyone should care

false

What is bordering stupidity? canada and mexico both are.

true

Father-daughter dance: bride and her dad perform amazing tap dance

false

Propublica expertly claps back at sean spicer for calling it a 'left-wing blog'

false

Sarah palin endorses joe miller for alaska senate

false

Gold medal what's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? not being retarded!

true

Eyebrow lift surgery becoming more popular as breast implants decline in britain

false

During this month of thanks, let's be #thankfulformuslimwomen

false

A truly erotic art exhibition aims to get you hot for summer (nsfw)

false

Yara shahidi films her inspiring message celebrating black girl magic

false

How does a gay male take off his condom? he farts.

true

Selena gomez billboard awards dress looks like a 'spring breakers' costume (photos)

false

An oral history of season 1 of 'party of five'

false

Trump's paid parental leave plan is a non-starter

false

Whats the difference between an irish party and an irish funeral? one less drunken irishman

true

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? a rabbit that says ribbit.

true

What's the difference between an apple? a bike because a vest has no sleeves.

true

What car insurance do canadians have? triple 'eh'

true

Democrats renew call to reform, justice and investment in our communities

false

Dear caitlyn jenner, there is one more transition you need to make

false

Why calling asian americans a 'model minority' glosses over crucial issues

false

White house takes big step towards halting arctic drilling

false

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin? i don't know, i don't speak mandarin.

true

Maybe the pope just wants to finally get married. or settle down with a couple of kids.

true

Unless there's a new app that lets you shoot people, that phone holster looks ridiculous.

true

What do you call a water on a baby deer? fondue

true

Gator attack: disney knew of problems, staffer asked for fence at lagoon

false

If i gave everyone on the planet a penny... ...would that be considered common cents?

true

This world cup wonder goal needs to be seen again and again

false

*pulls handle on slot machine *prune *prune *prune *diarrhea comes out

true

Do you guys like presents? here i am!

true

Green smoothies because who has the time or energy to chew 17 cups of spinach/lettuce/kale

true

Kentucky clerk continues to deny same-sex couples marriage licenses

false

I've never told a joke are you serious? always.

true

Sen. chuck schumer shames gop tax bill: it's a 'stunning deception'

false

Cooking off the cuff: getting a jump on summer tomatoes while the bluefish are running

false

How do you get pikachu on a bus? you poke-m-on

true

Group files complaint against judge who sentenced man to marry girlfriend

false

My mother told me that i took everything for granite. apparently our house was made of sandstone.

true

What do you call a native american women that has 2 periods a month? a 2 cycle engine

true

Topless protester says bill cosby 'disempowered women's bodies for decades'

false

What do eskimos and tupperware have in common? they both love a tight seal!

true

Give me my money!! how do you make a hormone-- don't pay her!

true

Ray rice should start his own line of elevator music. he could call it elevator beats.

true

What do you call a communist sniper? a marxman

true

What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together? batman.

true

Is a child's behavior always a reflection of his parents?

false

Cool, i love candles. what's with the knives? wait, stop. please stop! - pumpkin

true

Fox guest host suggests making undocumented immigrants build u.s.-mexico wall

false

What do you call someone who takes everything literally? a kleptomaniac!

true

Billie jean is probably my favorite song about someone named billie jean

true

What do you call a midget with an axe? a battle dwarf

true

Court: residency in marijuana legal state not justification for police search

false

I love my women like i love my ikea furniture, cheap and missing a couple screws

true

Memorial day travel 2013: more americans taking time off to travel, according to tripadvisor survey

false

What did kendrick lamar say when rihanna tried to unplug his vr headset? bitch, don't kill my vive.

true

Why was the mathematician frowned upon? he was a chronic math-debater

true

Explore america: massachusetts has history, music and baseball

false

I always say goodbye to the wal-mart greeter, just to close that loop.

true

Which mythical creature casts no reflection? all of them, technically.

true

What do you call a happy russian? gladimir putin!

true

When i was a child, i wanted to be a surgeon. but apparently i was too young!!

true

How to celebrate your employees and boost your bottom line. #workhuman

false

Miss north dakota cara mund is crowned state's first-ever miss america

false

What the cookies you leave for santa say about you

false

'the hobbit: an unexpected journey' box office: film breaks $1 billion

false

Buses burned during evacuation of syrian villages, monitor says

false