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A man walks into a search bar just kidding. no one ever does that.
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I've decided my left testicle is my favorite it's more down to earth..
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Painful chinese foot-binding was more than an erotic practice, study finds
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'mean girls' stars reunite for october 3rd to help las vegas victims
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Wichita, kansas tornado damages city as storms pound u.s. plains
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There's been a surge in public sex lately. these people are fucking everywhere.
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Michaelangelo: yea, sure, i'll paint your ceiling. *to himself* errybody gon be naked tho.
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The wonderful, sexual world of bob mizer (nsfw)
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My sixth birthday party was so formal that we roberted for apples
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Top ten hurricane season hot spots, according to misstravel
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White house hit with several shocking reports in less than a day
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Tickle me elmo was recalled they forgot to give him two test tickles.
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'12 years a slave' writer john ridley directing l.a. riots movie
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A masochist and a sadist are having rough sex. masochist: hurt me! hurt me! sadist: no.
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A smile every mile will get you further faster but if that doesn't work, carjacking does.
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A cheater's guide to homemade valentine's day candy (photos)
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Coach barbie comes with the smallest, cutest leather purses ever (photos)
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Katy perry disses taylor swift on 'american idol' because feuds die hard
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'star trek beyond' cast honors leonard nimoy with moving tribute
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Watch the moment veteran learns he'll get his dogs back after hospital stay
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Backstreet boy nick carter sued by employee over florida bar fight
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How to end world hunger ? by letting the hungry die.
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Being a stay-at-home mom in a world that needs 24/7 activists
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The big moves this past year in the fight against the world's top infectious killer
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What did rouge say just before murdering crimison? hue hue hue
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Watch: tennis star mirjana lucic-baroni delivers the world's greatest motivational speech
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Whenever someone says let's get weird my first thought is i'm already there
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Ex-vanderbilt football player convicted of raping unconscious student
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What's red and bad for your teeth? ...a brick
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How did the scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? surprisingly pleasing.
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: good idea! steal my board idea now this? not again
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Height of misunderstanding wife not talking to husband & thinking that she is punishing him...
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The simple words that reminded me to live in the moment
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Sorry, instant noodle lovers. the college staple could hurt your heart
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Knock knock who's there boo!! boo who? don't cry, it's only a joke
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What do young female monsters do at parties ? they go around looking for edible bachelors !
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How to spend holiday gift cards from amazon, walmart & more (photos)
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Meghan mccain rips liz cheney for explaining torture to her father
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Troian bellisario is glad eating disorders are being presented truthfully in film
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New hampshire elementary school bans child's game tag
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What is the difference between spain and edge of table cup stays longer on edge of table
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What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman you can unscrew a lightbulb
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Is the ridiculous way i talk about sex a key to fixing our country's issues with consent?
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Sunny pawar at golden globes made the internet's collective heart melt
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Defender of texting and driving can't be serious
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When i was younger, i was kicked out of the boy scouts i ate a brownie.
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Yes, the witch community loves the lgbtq community
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Making a new year's resolution for your home
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Whats the difference between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer? the taste
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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? she wanted to lay it on the line!
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Donald trump's deportation plan could devastate the u.s. farm industry
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If you're an american outside the bathroom what are you inside the bathroom? european.
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I'm addicted to brake fluid... ...but i can stop whenever i want.
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Is that a tuna roll in your pocket, or are you just happy sashimi yuk yuk yuk
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What you you call a girl you meet on reddit? you don't.
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There are two kinds of people in the world... those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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Senate panel releases details from its trump tower meeting probe
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The real-to-reel life of former nypd detective and tv/movie producer sonny grosso keeps on rolling
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Three strategies for bringing more kindness into your life
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To get your pots and pans gleaming, let them soak in... tea?
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What do you do when you see a spaceman? you park, man.
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Who are the 'real' parents? an adoptive dad's answer
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Ryan seacrest is officially returning to host abc's 'american idol' reboot
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Giuliani keeps backpedaling on cohen comments: 'i’m not an expert on the facts’
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Do you like raisin cookies?.. then why don't you adopt one?!
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They told me i had to move to northern canada. i said i want none of it.
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Trump inauguration to be met by mass 'women's march on washington'
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A comedian walks into a bar full of r/historians..
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No need to write it down, i've a photographic memory *looks hard af* *pukes polaroid*
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 has a hook hand...
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How my service spanned beyond the call of duty
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Bleached girls: india and its love for light skin
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Crossfit with jesus will give you the body of an angel
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6 ways you can solve your lead generation problems right now
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Giraffe: that's the most disgusting thing i've ever seen! *vomits*
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The best cure for dry coughing. take some laxative. you will not cough, trust me.
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What's difference between 10 dead babies and lamborghini? i don't have lamborghini in my garrage
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When dennis thatcher had sex with margaret thatcher he called it pumping iron.
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The secrets to a joyful cross-cultural, inter-faith ceremony
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Beyoncé posts first photo of twins, sir carter and rumi, to instagram
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The university of tennessee settlement orders the school to hire consultants and not much else
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Great, itunes terms and conditions has changed and my attorney is on vacation. just perfect.
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What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella? a cheesy pickup line
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That which does not kill me... should run.
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Congress hands barack obama the first veto override of his presidency
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
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Ok so we get a deaf cat hear me out.
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What type of cheese is strong? shredded cheese.
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Obama encourages staff to 'stay on offense' in final year
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What did the young witch say to her mother? can i have the keys to the broom tonight?
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Huffpollster: what's going on with trump's approval ratings?
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Spraypainting cheater on my car to make it look like im sexually active
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Why don't melons run away to get married? because they cantaloupe
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You think you have it bad? here's one of the snowiest places on earth
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Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? because they hate dick's
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Yesterday i accidentally cut off the left side of my body! im all right now.
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World's oldest man, holocaust survivor yisrael kristal, dead at 113
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Q: what do you call a drunken muslim? a: mohammered.
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Gluten free pizza is like a roller coaster that just goes straight.
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Seeing double: 10 eerie and elegant portraits of twins
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