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Why is the ocean salty? because land doesn't wave back.
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Don't worry about what people think. they don't do it that often.
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Seriously? no one has any other suggestions?? - guy at the meeting to name siemens mattress company
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Curve men like women with curves women like men with class i like classes with curves
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What you need to know about the no child left behind rewrite
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Obama fights to expand free community college programs
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What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun? recoil
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Gaza casts shadow over qatar's hosting of 2022 world cup
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Ironically, i hate people who say like us on facebook.
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Most people see a pregnant mom planned parenthood sees a parts store.
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Hope the big twist in that new m. night shaymalan movie is that it doesn't suck.
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My wife's divorcing me and i asked reddit for help i hit the lawyer, what now
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Transcendental meditation: oprah and other celebs who embrace the practice
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What do you get when you cross a raccoon, and a steam roller? rascal flatts.
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Food prices skyrocketing in ebola-hit countries, families down to 1 meal a day
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Why did the bicycle fall over? because it was two tired ( )
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Joe biden sends his fellow 'veep' julia louis-dreyfus a sweet message
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The designer trick that'll work in any small space (video)
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Today has been cancelled, due to lack of interest.
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Expert conversation: 'the right to luxury could constitute a legitimate claim'
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Have you heard my unemployment joke? yeah, it needs a little work.
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These dogs are the most fur-bulous guests at thanksgiving dinner
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4 in 10 americans say there's nothing trump can do to change their minds about him
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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church? they are in-sects
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Oscar pistorius found guilty of murder police say he is now on the run.
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Mary leakey 100th birthday: a son on her adventuresome parenting
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Lindsey graham has some advice for marco rubio, who reportedly 'hates' the senate
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Q: what's a frog's favorite drink? a: croaka cola.
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The essential guide to preparing to franchise your business
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Supreme court hands bush officials huge victory over post-9/11 detainees
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Elizabeth warren calls out ted cruz's hypocrisy in epic tweetstorm
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Ferguson, mo and beyond heroes, holidays, food and festivals
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What's harder than closing your blinds? my dick as i watch you through them
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Bill nye wants you to 'transmit' your personality with a bow tie
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'bachelorette' contestant criticized for transphobic reply to dating questionnaire
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Sleeping in could easily be my superpower. if not for my arch-nemesis, having to pee.
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Dating is like a 2-day-old box of chocolates. the good ones are already taken.
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Elmo want big hug!!! elmo want kids to know that jet fuel couldn't possibly melt structural steel
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Donald trump once gave 11-year-old daniel radcliffe the worst advice
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Ryanair is about to get even cheaper... and probably more crowded, too
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Sixth annual pebble beach food & wine: a culinary extravaganza
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A private chef spills the secret eating habits of the rich and famous
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Herbal cocktail recipes: flavors from the summer garden (photos)
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I've spent the last four years looking for my ex-wife's killer... ...but no one will do it.
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How do jockeys stay on their horses? jockey straps.
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Couple proves love conquers all, even a life-threatening disease
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The spirit that drove us to civil war is back
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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? oops! king kong ring wrong.
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What do you call a family of jewish robots? the cybergs
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Why did the turkey walk across the road twice? he didn't want to be called chicken
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When my goldfish starts acting like a jerk i remind him that his bowl is microwave-safe
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Baby stars in classic story scenes, with a little help from grandma
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What did god say when he created the first black man? fuck you
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Day 2: 31 days of daily inspiration from brilliant women
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What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail? 'collared greens'
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A penny saved is a penny that will sit around in a jar for five years ;)
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Suggestions to high school students for reading shakespeare –- part 1
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The first and most essential step to abundant living
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Get perfect curls in under 5 minutes with a clipless curling iron (video)
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Sprout home plant of the week: shrimp plant
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What do you call a road full of giraffes? giraffic.
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Britain's ruling party defends linking muslim london mayor to extremism
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How do you tell if you're a real gangster? take a blud test
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Makeup artist's spectacular halloween eye art proves the devil is in the details
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Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley. one was a salted.
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See joseph fiennes as a very white michael jackson in new comedy
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When god gives you aids... make lemon aids!!!
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Why do black people have nightmares? because the last guy who had a dream got shot
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Do you know the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? your mom can't take a joke...
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I got hit by a rental car today. it hertz.
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Idea: a transformers movie that can transform into a much better movie.
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Senate approves elaine chao to run transportation department
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5 things to do in 2015 to prepare for your overseas retirement
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The biggest thing i've learned at art school is the art of disappointing my father.
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The cybercrime scheme that attacks email accounts and your bank accounts
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What's a ego maniac's favorite candy? air heads
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Vin diesel reveals groot will dance again in 'guardians of the galaxy' sequel
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Donald trump actually plugged his winery right after defending racists and bigots
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I just want to be rich enough to stop giving people toilet paper for christmas
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Gop presidential candidates challenged on climate change by jerry brown
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I have a new alter ego named princess of optimism. you may call me poo.
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Creative gift card ideas for the folks who like to shop for themselves
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John orozco, men's gymnastics' star, on training hard and his diet makeover
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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? you don't cry when you chop up a hooker.
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Thursday doesn't even count as a day, it's just the thing that's blocking friday...
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How do you know when your sister is on her period? your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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First female-to-male sexual transmission of zika virus reported in new york
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I'm moving up in my job as a bike mechanic i've been promoted to spokesperson
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Nancy o'dell reportedly separates from husband keith zubchevich
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What kind of pants do the super mario bros. wear? denim denim denim..... i'll see myself out.
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Lawyers want judge punished for having public defender handcuffed
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What did the geologist say to the ginger after he evaluated her precious metal? red, it gold.
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Rep. jacky rosen to challenge gop sen. dean heller in nevada
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Directv puts man through hell just to get his satellite tv installed
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Junk politics: dems, drug policy groups worried schumer is politicizing heroin
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Pilot's-eye view catches head-skimming landing over st. maarten's maho beach
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Which lawyers are u2 fans? the pro bono ones
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Stevie wonder loves beyoncé’s ‘lemonade,’ except for one thing
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What pop star has the biggest nipples? areola grande
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What do you do when a chemist dies? you barium
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