CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What do you call an origional joke on r/jokes mine	true
Lies i told myself about the second baby	false
What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures? the lamp post.	true
The 5 types of men who make great husbands	false
Corey lewandowski dodges tough trump questions on cnn	false
As islamist terrorism increases, some respond...by assailing israel	false
Apps give carpooling a new twist, with same old headaches	false
Occupy wellness and eat-in: the power of the fork -- part one	false
9 powerful steps to manage difficult conversations like a pro	false
My phone autocorrects 'sex' into 'pez' in case you were wondering just how dead my pez life is.	true
Why does america have so many boasting republicans? because it needs some bragging rights.	true
My girlfriend started smoking... ...so i slowed down and applied lubricant.	true
Hey guys, i think i just got murdered but i'm not sure, and webmd is like zero help.	true
How not to reinvent the wheel in college accountability	false
Wall street is even more craven than we thought	false
Swap your stylish abode for another on this home exchange site	false
If you marry a woman in tennessee, but divorce her in kentucky... ... is she still your sister?	true
What breaks when you give it to a twelve year old? her hips.	true
The nsa the only part of the government that actually listens	true
25 cheeky photos that celebrate the wonders of 'ugly' fruit and vegetables	false
What i realized when i 'stepped away' from my children	false
Major coal company pulls out of industry group, citing climate change stance	false
How women deal with their periods in space	false
Your word is echo can you use it in a sentence? sentence entence entece ece ce	true
Man i ran so fast from the italian lesbian, but the dichotomy.	true
How i broke the cycle of domestic violence in my family	false
Harvey weinstein and the danger of performative 'wokeness'	false
7 tips for parents to ensure a safe halloween for kids	false
See the 'sons of anarchy' final season poster that will haunt you	false
I used to have a job circumcising elephants.. it was shit work but the tips were massive.	true
People are listening and you haven't said a word yet	false
I asked a genie for the ability to shoot microwaves from my hands... clunk. these are heavy.	true
A day in the life of an internet troll is tougher than you think	false
Sometimes, you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart, but not in your life.	true
Brunette moffy, cross-eyed model, signed by major modeling agency	false
My friend has a habit of dropping things. it's getting out of hand.	true
Doctor doctor i keep thinking i'm a caterpillar don't worry you'll soon change!	true
Didn't support the troops, saw a bumper sticker, now do.	true
Why did the mushroom go to the party? because he was a fungi!	true
I bet my fish rolls his eyes when i tell people on the phone how busy i am.	true
#1 thing to know when leaving a relationship if it becomes abusive	false
What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a hummer? a gray and red hairy paste.	true
Missouri lawmakers consider blocking local protections for pregnant women	false
Dnc chair says russian hackers attacked the committee through election day	false
How can we better protect crowds from terrorism?	false
You'll never know you're in the middle of a city at these quiet urban hotels	false
Jessica alba's style evolution: from denim cut-offs to haute couture (photos)	false
Supermodel iman turns 62 and these photos prove she is more fierce and flawless than ever	false
Ego and super ego walk into a bar. bartender says, i'm going to need to see some id.	true
Joey king books her next role with 'wish i was here'	false
Wounded knee and the moon of the popping trees	false
What are all of the items batman has carried in his utility belt?	false
Harry reid joins call for obama to take action on dark money	false
Muslim helplines have been flooded with calls ahead of inauguration	false
I thought the world would stop turning when i left home to go travel	false
What do you think of the anus, as a whole	true
Feds plan to shut down dakota access pipeline protest camp	false
Nra's chris cox: 'we don't believe bans ever worked on anything'	false
Hey pigs stop trying to swallow entire apples you keep dying	true
Why is arrested development funny? because the farce is strong with that one.	true
Insurance giant aflac reportedly sued for worker exploitation	false
Whats the hardest part about being a pedophile? trying to fit in.	true
Ice lawyer charged with trying to defraud immigrants by stealing their identities	false
Andy samberg with a decent summary of 'girls' season 4	false
Pancake day ... has has really creped up on me this year	true
When is a door not a door? when it's ajar	true
The cosmic mass: one priest's quest to reinvent worship for the 21st century	false
So sick of all the time travel jokes next week.	true
A negotiated curb on north korea's nuclear capabilities is good, but not good enough	false
When a jehovah witness dies, heaven turns off all the lights and pretends no one is home.	true
I started a band called 1023 megabytes we're pretty good but we haven't gotten a gig yet	true
What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel? sparky	true
Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system? it's just what we tend to do	true
New york: one city, one week, seven hotels	false
Here's definitive proof that there's nothing cuter than sleeping puppies	false
First teaser for 'trainspotting' sequel promises more reckless thrills, 20 years later	false
If donald trump has been married three times... does that make melania the third lady?	true
Green tomato recipes for the end of summer (photos)	false
My day as a test case for self-compassion	false
First nighter: flying off course while 'finding neverland'	false
Sorry, 'game of thrones' fans: george r.r. martin is busy campaigning for hillary	false
Reddit is like sex a well-placed thumb makes all the difference	true
Saudi arabia cuts diplomatic ties with iran, foreign minister says	false
According to the heart rate monitor on this treadmill, i died 14 minutes ago.	true
Chloe moretz makes a case for the power suit on the best-dressed list	false
10 people understand binary. those who do, and those who dont.	true
13 celebrities who've shared their struggles with infertility	false
How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? there, they're, their...	true
Solange and beyonce join elite group of siblings with no. 1 albums	false
‘american crime' star regina king on her on-screen chemistry with andre 3000	false
Why didn't the american leek want to talk to the japanese leek? because it was negi	true
Stefano pilati's yves saint laurent designs had famous fans (photos)	false
Don't blame families for high cost of preemies, let's invest in preventing preterm birth	false
Marion cotillard gets handsy on the cover of w magazine (photo)	false
The black church and hiv: a divine prescription	false
Why is caitlyn jenner's stomach bad for you? 'cause it's full of trans-fat.	true
Past, present and future walk into a bar... it was tense.	true
Richard burr hatches 'win-win' plan to reform nsa surveillance	false
This concept jet could fly from london to nyc in 30 minutes	false
What is the rudest part of the body? the privates. they're either dicks or cunts.	true

What do you call an origional joke on r/jokes mine

true

Lies i told myself about the second baby

false

What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures? the lamp post.

true

The 5 types of men who make great husbands

false

Corey lewandowski dodges tough trump questions on cnn

false

As islamist terrorism increases, some respond...by assailing israel

false

Apps give carpooling a new twist, with same old headaches

false

Occupy wellness and eat-in: the power of the fork -- part one

false

9 powerful steps to manage difficult conversations like a pro

false

My phone autocorrects 'sex' into 'pez' in case you were wondering just how dead my pez life is.

true

Why does america have so many boasting republicans? because it needs some bragging rights.

true

My girlfriend started smoking... ...so i slowed down and applied lubricant.

true

Hey guys, i think i just got murdered but i'm not sure, and webmd is like zero help.

true

How not to reinvent the wheel in college accountability

false

Wall street is even more craven than we thought

false

Swap your stylish abode for another on this home exchange site

false

If you marry a woman in tennessee, but divorce her in kentucky... ... is she still your sister?

true

What breaks when you give it to a twelve year old? her hips.

true

The nsa the only part of the government that actually listens

true

25 cheeky photos that celebrate the wonders of 'ugly' fruit and vegetables

false

What i realized when i 'stepped away' from my children

false

Major coal company pulls out of industry group, citing climate change stance

false

How women deal with their periods in space

false

Your word is echo can you use it in a sentence? sentence entence entece ece ce

true

Man i ran so fast from the italian lesbian, but the dichotomy.

true

How i broke the cycle of domestic violence in my family

false

Harvey weinstein and the danger of performative 'wokeness'

false

7 tips for parents to ensure a safe halloween for kids

false

See the 'sons of anarchy' final season poster that will haunt you

false

I used to have a job circumcising elephants.. it was shit work but the tips were massive.

true

People are listening and you haven't said a word yet

false

I asked a genie for the ability to shoot microwaves from my hands... clunk. these are heavy.

true

A day in the life of an internet troll is tougher than you think

false

Sometimes, you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart, but not in your life.

true

Brunette moffy, cross-eyed model, signed by major modeling agency

false

My friend has a habit of dropping things. it's getting out of hand.

true

Doctor doctor i keep thinking i'm a caterpillar don't worry you'll soon change!

true

Didn't support the troops, saw a bumper sticker, now do.

true

Why did the mushroom go to the party? because he was a fungi!

true

I bet my fish rolls his eyes when i tell people on the phone how busy i am.

true

#1 thing to know when leaving a relationship if it becomes abusive

false

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a hummer? a gray and red hairy paste.

true

Missouri lawmakers consider blocking local protections for pregnant women

false

Dnc chair says russian hackers attacked the committee through election day

false

How can we better protect crowds from terrorism?

false

You'll never know you're in the middle of a city at these quiet urban hotels

false

Jessica alba's style evolution: from denim cut-offs to haute couture (photos)

false

Supermodel iman turns 62 and these photos prove she is more fierce and flawless than ever

false

Ego and super ego walk into a bar. bartender says, i'm going to need to see some id.

true

Joey king books her next role with 'wish i was here'

false

Wounded knee and the moon of the popping trees

false

What are all of the items batman has carried in his utility belt?

false

Harry reid joins call for obama to take action on dark money

false

Muslim helplines have been flooded with calls ahead of inauguration

false

I thought the world would stop turning when i left home to go travel

false

What do you think of the anus, as a whole

true

Feds plan to shut down dakota access pipeline protest camp

false

Nra's chris cox: 'we don't believe bans ever worked on anything'

false

Hey pigs stop trying to swallow entire apples you keep dying

true

Why is arrested development funny? because the farce is strong with that one.

true

Insurance giant aflac reportedly sued for worker exploitation

false

Whats the hardest part about being a pedophile? trying to fit in.

true

Ice lawyer charged with trying to defraud immigrants by stealing their identities

false

Andy samberg with a decent summary of 'girls' season 4

false

Pancake day ... has has really creped up on me this year

true

When is a door not a door? when it's ajar

true

The cosmic mass: one priest's quest to reinvent worship for the 21st century

false

So sick of all the time travel jokes next week.

true

A negotiated curb on north korea's nuclear capabilities is good, but not good enough

false

When a jehovah witness dies, heaven turns off all the lights and pretends no one is home.

true

I started a band called 1023 megabytes we're pretty good but we haven't gotten a gig yet

true

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel? sparky

true

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system? it's just what we tend to do

true

New york: one city, one week, seven hotels

false

Here's definitive proof that there's nothing cuter than sleeping puppies

false

First teaser for 'trainspotting' sequel promises more reckless thrills, 20 years later

false

If donald trump has been married three times... does that make melania the third lady?

true

Green tomato recipes for the end of summer (photos)

false

My day as a test case for self-compassion

false

First nighter: flying off course while 'finding neverland'

false

Sorry, 'game of thrones' fans: george r.r. martin is busy campaigning for hillary

false

Reddit is like sex a well-placed thumb makes all the difference

true

Saudi arabia cuts diplomatic ties with iran, foreign minister says

false

According to the heart rate monitor on this treadmill, i died 14 minutes ago.

true

Chloe moretz makes a case for the power suit on the best-dressed list

false

10 people understand binary. those who do, and those who dont.

true

13 celebrities who've shared their struggles with infertility

false

How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? there, they're, their...

true

Solange and beyonce join elite group of siblings with no. 1 albums

false

‘american crime' star regina king on her on-screen chemistry with andre 3000

false

Why didn't the american leek want to talk to the japanese leek? because it was negi

true

Stefano pilati's yves saint laurent designs had famous fans (photos)

false

Don't blame families for high cost of preemies, let's invest in preventing preterm birth

false

Marion cotillard gets handsy on the cover of w magazine (photo)

false

The black church and hiv: a divine prescription

false

Why is caitlyn jenner's stomach bad for you? 'cause it's full of trans-fat.

true

Past, present and future walk into a bar... it was tense.

true

Richard burr hatches 'win-win' plan to reform nsa surveillance

false

This concept jet could fly from london to nyc in 30 minutes

false

What is the rudest part of the body? the privates. they're either dicks or cunts.

true