CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? it depends on how thinly you slice them.	true
How veterans are finding peace and healing through meditation	false
What did the gay guy say to pinocchio? lie to me motherfucker.	true
The problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren't me.	true
Video shows virginia cop shoot and wound a fleeing teenager	false
Butterfinger m&m monster cookies recipe for the best cookies you'll ever eat	false
Mass shootings and our endless cycle of american carnage	false
Gay one-night stands: are they keeping you from a real relationship?	false
Why do rabbits make good mathematicians? because they're constantly multiplying!	true
Where do crows hang out on friday night? the crow bar.	true
What makes a isis joke funny? the execution.	true
Who's the opposite of willem dafoe? willem dafriend.	true
Jessica simpson isn't letting fat-shamers take away from 'the happiest times in her life'	false
What kind of monkey can fly? a hot air baboon!	true
Facebook cheating may be used against you in court (infogrpahic)	false
What's jewish and runs? the diarrhea of anne frank	true
Now you can watch amazing stop motion video of apollo space missions	false
The liberal media won't report that i can easily do 100 push-ups because they are frightened	true
Why did the ghost cross the road to get to the other side.	true
What did the boston marathon bombers do that hitler couldn't? successfully end a race.	true
As trump attacks the federal health law, some states try to shore it up	false
Why does santa say ho ho ho? because three hos are better than one!	true
Memory postcard: the day i met martin luther king jr... and was disappointed	false
How to win an argument. 1. have a vagina. 2. that's it. 3. you win. 4. congratulations.	true
White supremacist fliers ask 'if you are fighting for the right side'	false
Christmas cocktails that put an eggnog in a corner	false
What life looks like for a toddler growing up in a mexican women's prison	false
Malik yoba's empire co-stars shoot down rumors of cocaine use	false
How could a leper afford a nice house? it cost an arm and a leg	true
Can a bottle made from algae end the world's plastic addiction?	false
Taylor swift seems like the kind of chick who'd stare at her boyfriend while he's sleeping.	true
A roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, five beers please.	true
Jesus wakes up one day to find only 11 disciples with him. who unfollowed me?	true
Deadly fire at school for girls in thailand kills at least 17	false
What's white and flies through the air? the second cumming.	true
What did the triceratops sit on? its tricerabottom.	true
Possibly tipsy man loves cheap costco beer so much, he made a commercial for it	false
Congressional climate deniers represent 63 percent of americans	false
Football-loving americans harassed for wearing turbans to nfl game	false
Kelly clarkson blonde hair: do you like her new color? (photos, poll)	false
I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.	true
I'm with stupid: undead cats and other stuff i don't get	false
Dating is easy. you just goes into fetal position	true
U.s. foreign policy got in the way of helping greece, greek ex-official says	false
What powerful reptile is found in the sydney opera house ? the lizard of oz !	true
Insurance company ordered to pay $34 million for kicking 90-year-old arlene hull off plan	false
When i see battlestar gallactica, i feel this! cylons are bunch of mean girls.	true
The color palette that can make your home seem brighter, cleaner and sexier (photos)	false
Nba player blocks, dunks and is not of this world	false
Wild mushroom confit with garlic and fresh herbs	false
First date: her: do you come here often? me: shoots unarmed black teen	true
A walking prayer: taking the reins of your life	false
Ellen degeneres is as confused about the divorce rumors as we are	false
What's difference between jesse owens and adolf hilter? owens can finish a race.	true
I fucked a fat woman in an elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels	true
Why do dyslexics drink tea when having a heated argument? because they're having a sipping contest.	true
Download information about stress through poetry, painting and innovation?	false
Uber driver arrested for allegedly raping female passenger	false
Protests against trump's executive order don't let up	false
Bonnie and clyde guns could sell for $200,000, auctioneer says	false
Nicole kidman on why women should stop apologizing for their power	false
I'd have an extra 18 hours of free time every day if i lost my phone.	true
Dozens dead after suicide bomber attacks shia mosque in kabul	false
Now i know why charlie sheen was always winning... ...he was just being positive.	true
'sticker kid' photo-bombs hillary clinton at iowa caucus, wins the night	false
Many people are afraid to tell their doctors about cancer warning signs, survey shows	false
I got a new high score today. sadly, it was on my bathroom scale!	true
Why leaders cheat: 4 reasons (and 1 solution)	false
Caroline sieber and lauren santo domingo in louis vuitton: look of the day (photos)	false
Think before you speak: mother's day is not a happy day for everyone	false
Before eating red meat, think twice and live longer	false
3 middle aged men walk into a notary office. half life 3 confirmed.	true
Clinton takes firm stance on driver's licenses for the undocumented after 2008 slip-up	false
Lindsay lohan vs. charlize theron: who wore her cutout dress better? (photos, poll)	false
Stephen colbert teases viewers with spoof interview of donald trump's 'top cop'	false
What did the two oceans say to each-other? nothing, they just waved.	true
Neil gorsuch's supreme court nomination clears senate committee in partisan vote	false
What did the left nut say to the right nut? that guy above us is a real dick	true
College student's bizarre death allegedly linked to frat hazing	false
Starbucks' red holiday cups look a whole lot different this year	false
Where would you find percy miller's toothbrush? in his master p room.	true
Me: look, it's walking down the stairs kid: what else can it do me: literally nothing	true
What does a super saiyan always put on his sandwich? ka-mayomayo	true
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at victoria station ? because it's a 'mane-lion' station !	true
Five ways not to raise bullies and mean girls	false
Do you ever smoke after sex? i don't know, i never look.	true
Former iranian president bani-sadr: this is 'a one-sided agreement' against iran	false
Why did the scarecrow win so many awards? because he was out standing in his field.	true
A skeleton walks into a bar... ...and orders a beer and a mop.	true
High school love letter: sweet note begins 17-year relationship (photo)	false
First they came for the women....an open letter to europe's political parties	false
What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian? an argument	true
Rosemary farina - creating a signature for success	false
How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress? they have a lot of patients	true
I got sacked from my job at the clock factory. i just stood around making faces all day.	true
Free movement of e.u. citizens to u.k. will end in 2019	false
There's way too much blood in my alcohol system today	true
Someone finally said the word 'abortion' on the dnc stage	false
I accidentally filled the escort with diesel, she died.	true
A therapist's top 5 secrets to a happy relationship	false

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? it depends on how thinly you slice them.

true

How veterans are finding peace and healing through meditation

false

What did the gay guy say to pinocchio? lie to me motherfucker.

true

The problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren't me.

true

Video shows virginia cop shoot and wound a fleeing teenager

false

Butterfinger m&m monster cookies recipe for the best cookies you'll ever eat

false

Mass shootings and our endless cycle of american carnage

false

Gay one-night stands: are they keeping you from a real relationship?

false

Why do rabbits make good mathematicians? because they're constantly multiplying!

true

Where do crows hang out on friday night? the crow bar.

true

What makes a isis joke funny? the execution.

true

Who's the opposite of willem dafoe? willem dafriend.

true

Jessica simpson isn't letting fat-shamers take away from 'the happiest times in her life'

false

What kind of monkey can fly? a hot air baboon!

true

Facebook cheating may be used against you in court (infogrpahic)

false

What's jewish and runs? the diarrhea of anne frank

true

Now you can watch amazing stop motion video of apollo space missions

false

The liberal media won't report that i can easily do 100 push-ups because they are frightened

true

Why did the ghost cross the road to get to the other side.

true

What did the boston marathon bombers do that hitler couldn't? successfully end a race.

true

As trump attacks the federal health law, some states try to shore it up

false

Why does santa say ho ho ho? because three hos are better than one!

true

Memory postcard: the day i met martin luther king jr... and was disappointed

false

How to win an argument. 1. have a vagina. 2. that's it. 3. you win. 4. congratulations.

true

White supremacist fliers ask 'if you are fighting for the right side'

false

Christmas cocktails that put an eggnog in a corner

false

What life looks like for a toddler growing up in a mexican women's prison

false

Malik yoba's empire co-stars shoot down rumors of cocaine use

false

How could a leper afford a nice house? it cost an arm and a leg

true

Can a bottle made from algae end the world's plastic addiction?

false

Taylor swift seems like the kind of chick who'd stare at her boyfriend while he's sleeping.

true

A roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, five beers please.

true

Jesus wakes up one day to find only 11 disciples with him. who unfollowed me?

true

Deadly fire at school for girls in thailand kills at least 17

false

What's white and flies through the air? the second cumming.

true

What did the triceratops sit on? its tricerabottom.

true

Possibly tipsy man loves cheap costco beer so much, he made a commercial for it

false

Congressional climate deniers represent 63 percent of americans

false

Football-loving americans harassed for wearing turbans to nfl game

false

Kelly clarkson blonde hair: do you like her new color? (photos, poll)

false

I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.

true

I'm with stupid: undead cats and other stuff i don't get

false

Dating is easy. you just *goes into fetal position*

true

U.s. foreign policy got in the way of helping greece, greek ex-official says

false

What powerful reptile is found in the sydney opera house ? the lizard of oz !

true

Insurance company ordered to pay $34 million for kicking 90-year-old arlene hull off plan

false

When i see battlestar gallactica, i feel this! cylons are bunch of mean girls.

true

The color palette that can make your home seem brighter, cleaner and sexier (photos)

false

Nba player blocks, dunks and is not of this world

false

Wild mushroom confit with garlic and fresh herbs

false

First date: her: do you come here often? me: *shoots unarmed black teen*

true

A walking prayer: taking the reins of your life

false

Ellen degeneres is as confused about the divorce rumors as we are

false

What's difference between jesse owens and adolf hilter? owens can finish a race.

true

I fucked a fat woman in an elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels

true

Why do dyslexics drink tea when having a heated argument? because they're having a sipping contest.

true

Download information about stress through poetry, painting and innovation?

false

Uber driver arrested for allegedly raping female passenger

false

Protests against trump's executive order don't let up

false

Bonnie and clyde guns could sell for $200,000, auctioneer says

false

Nicole kidman on why women should stop apologizing for their power

false

I'd have an extra 18 hours of free time every day if i lost my phone.

true

Dozens dead after suicide bomber attacks shia mosque in kabul

false

Now i know why charlie sheen was always winning... ...he was just being positive.

true

'sticker kid' photo-bombs hillary clinton at iowa caucus, wins the night

false

Many people are afraid to tell their doctors about cancer warning signs, survey shows

false

I got a new high score today. sadly, it was on my bathroom scale!

true

Why leaders cheat: 4 reasons (and 1 solution)

false

Caroline sieber and lauren santo domingo in louis vuitton: look of the day (photos)

false

Think before you speak: mother's day is not a happy day for everyone

false

Before eating red meat, think twice and live longer

false

3 middle aged men walk into a notary office. half life 3 confirmed.

true

Clinton takes firm stance on driver's licenses for the undocumented after 2008 slip-up

false

Lindsay lohan vs. charlize theron: who wore her cutout dress better? (photos, poll)

false

Stephen colbert teases viewers with spoof interview of donald trump's 'top cop'

false

What did the two oceans say to each-other? nothing, they just waved.

true

Neil gorsuch's supreme court nomination clears senate committee in partisan vote

false

What did the left nut say to the right nut? that guy above us is a real dick

true

College student's bizarre death allegedly linked to frat hazing

false

Starbucks' red holiday cups look a whole lot different this year

false

Where would you find percy miller's toothbrush? in his master p room.

true

Me: look, it's walking down the stairs kid: what else can it do me: literally nothing

true

What does a super saiyan always put on his sandwich? ka-mayomayo

true

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at victoria station ? because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

true

Five ways not to raise bullies and mean girls

false

Do you ever smoke after sex? i don't know, i never look.

true

Former iranian president bani-sadr: this is 'a one-sided agreement' against iran

false

Why did the scarecrow win so many awards? because he was out standing in his field.

true

A skeleton walks into a bar... ...and orders a beer and a mop.

true

High school love letter: sweet note begins 17-year relationship (photo)

false

First they came for the women....an open letter to europe's political parties

false

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian? an argument

true

Rosemary farina - creating a signature for success

false

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress? they have a lot of patients

true

I got sacked from my job at the clock factory. i just stood around making faces all day.

true

Free movement of e.u. citizens to u.k. will end in 2019

false

There's way too much blood in my alcohol system today

true

Someone finally said the word 'abortion' on the dnc stage

false

I accidentally filled the escort with diesel, she died.

true

A therapist's top 5 secrets to a happy relationship

false