CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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This dark and gripping time-lapse captures san francisco like you've never seen it before	false
Mariano rivera sand sculpture: rays give yankees closer present (video)	false
Ex-chp officer who punched bipolar woman won't face charges	false
What kids can learn from disney's sofia the first	false
Shopping for insect repellent spray is so sexy.... i always get off.	true
What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you breath out of that tiny thing?	true
'my daughter needs to make a house for her fairies... right before bed!'	false
What does geronimo say when he jumps out of planes? meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!	true
Bill cosby sexually assaulted me. i didn't tell because i didn't want to let black america down.	false
I don't mean to brag, but i just ate a sandwich without taking a picture if it first.	true
She blinded me with science. okay, it was pepper spray.	true
Hal sparks talks about the serious side of making sitcoms	false
Chuck norris once put a forest fire out by spitting on it.	true
Alleged sexual predators don't need letters of support	false
Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes? they go off on tangents.	true
He doesn't know the meaning of fear... but then again, he doesn't know the meaning of most words.	true
Excuse the mess; we had guests, i graciously explain, leaving out the five months ago part.	true
Second judge blocks trump decision to end deportation relief for dreamers	false
Can caribbean cricket get its (political) groove back?	false
crawls out of your television and tries to kill you i'm not like other girls.	true
The past, present and future walk into a room. it got all tense.	true
Excuse me, are you interested in courses on ancient egypt? i promise it's not a pyramid scheme.	true
What did the scientologist play on his wii? xenublade	true
By air, land and sea, the military is going green to save lives and money	false
Officers tackle black teen for walking in the street	false
8 states sue epa over midwest air pollution	false
They laughed at me when i said i will become a comedian well...now they are not. wait...	true
Family of four found dead in michigan home	false
Why do feminists lay down during sex? they can't stand seeing a man have a good time.	true
What computer monitor sings the best? a dell.	true
Top 5 ways to save our elephants from extinction	false
What is the cause of an increase in sexual desire in young men? whore-moans	true
What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint. hahahahahahahaha. i need friends.	true
Boy swallows piece of pet toy and can't stop squeaking	false
Jet ski smacks down drone that dared to get in its way	false
Why trump's syria strike will not end well	false
I recently found out that marriage is actually a sport... 50% of the time the parents ruin it.	true
Weekend roundup: how japan's past shadows asia's future	false
What's a pedophiles favorite type of oil? extra virgin	true
You are the pebble in my shoe of people.	true
Bernie sanders to donald trump: picking on the undocumented doesn't make you tough	false
New 'fast and the furious' poster will make you miss paul walker	false
Man walks into a bar... ouch that hurt. man walks under a bar... limbo champion!	true
Stephen colbert has a golden response to latest trump 'pee tape' claims	false
Dawn graves died saving her 20-month-old son from an oncoming truck	false
What does a west virginia couple do on halloween? they pump kin.	true
Ny1 finally gets to cover a new york presidential primary that matters	false
That's weird, my waitress stopped flirting after i paid the bill...	true
I asked a crow what its favourite apple product was.. caw!	true
Moths are the hobos of the insect world.	true
Scientists identify more than 2,300 'irreplaceable' places key to wildlife's survival	false
You know you're in a shitty bar when the food is colder than your beer.	true
Wedding guest is determined to catch the bouquet, at any cost	false
Can you cure hereditary diarrhea? or does it just run through your jeans?	true
I don't trust people with graph paper... they're always plotting something.	true
A disgruntled bubble wrap factory worker could shoot 20 men and no one would turn their heads.	true
How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen? at random.	true
What's it called when an asian man gives his best friend head? a bro job.	true
Rand paul gets testy in interview about his shifting positions: 'you're editorializing'	false
Chinese condiments: a guide to chinese food's bottled sauces	false
What happens to a person when they move out of asia? they become dis-oriented!	true
What do you call a man with no shins? toe-knee	true
During lunch, what did one soldier say to the other soldier? want some turkey?	true
Former top guantanamo lawyer says don't send benghazi suspect there	false
Labor day recipes: eat like you don't have to go to work (photos)	false
* aggressively aggresses your aggressions into aggressivity. *	true
The dinner i ate last night is going to give my grandchildren diabetes.	true
As militants declared caliphate, iraqi troops battle for tikrit	false
Be nice to me or i will rain down hell upon you when i start my blog.	true
Two mexicans fall of a cliff at the exact same time. who wins? society.	true
Stop dating men who want to 'fix you'	false
What kind of shoes do thieves wear? sneakers.	true
Ah, corduroy.... u are truley the ruffles chips of pants	true
Women in business q&a: evin shutt, partner and coo, 72andsunny	false
Michael avenatti scorches rudy giuliani over his latest 'train wreck' interview	false
How do you say the name ray in jamaican? raymond	true
Sleep: the key to a long-term, loving relationship?	false
I was the second man on the moon neil before me	true
Shorts at work are no longer a no-no (photos)	false
What is a rock's favorite band? the rolling stones.	true
I lost weight: jane hopke learned how to control a food addiction and lost more than 100 pounds	false
If clinton wins the election... there'll be another bush in the white house	true
What is crucial to any joke about isis? the execution	true
Q: why do men like blonde jokes?? a: because they can understand them.	true
'i've been expecting you, mr. bond.' - james bond's mother giving birth	true
Mark zuckerberg is building an a.i. butler to help around the home	false
That's shocking!! hold on. quickly draws overly arched eyebrows ok. go on.	true
Hip montreal: pop art, goth bars and kinetik music festival (video)	false
Science has determined how not to look stupid	false
I'm 22 years old now and my eyesight is worsening,... ...at what point do i get adult supervision?	true
How to make holy water. you take normal water, and you just boil the hell out of it.	true
France broke brexit and trump's populist wave by voting for the future	false
I believe the pope did what all catholics are told to do. pull out early.	true
No, the oregon ranchers' prison sentences are not 'cruel and unusual'	false
Harper beckham's birthday is an excuse to look at her cute face (photos)	false
Fighting the islamic state: what about the day after?	false
They say kim jong un is heartless and a murder... it's because he has no seoul	true
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat. rather a few layers.	true
My friend's mum has a saying 40 is the new 30. lovely woman. banned from driving though.	true
7 things never to say to someone going through a high-conflict divorce	false

This dark and gripping time-lapse captures san francisco like you've never seen it before

false

Mariano rivera sand sculpture: rays give yankees closer present (video)

false

Ex-chp officer who punched bipolar woman won't face charges

false

What kids can learn from disney's sofia the first

false

Shopping for insect repellent spray is so sexy.... i always get off.

true

What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you breath out of that tiny thing?

true

'my daughter needs to make a house for her fairies... right before bed!'

false

What does geronimo say when he jumps out of planes? meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

true

Bill cosby sexually assaulted me. i didn't tell because i didn't want to let black america down.

false

I don't mean to brag, but i just ate a sandwich without taking a picture if it first.

true

She blinded me with science. okay, it was pepper spray.

true

Hal sparks talks about the serious side of making sitcoms

false

Chuck norris once put a forest fire out by spitting on it.

true

Alleged sexual predators don't need letters of support

false

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes? they go off on tangents.

true

He doesn't know the meaning of fear... but then again, he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

true

Excuse the mess; we had guests, i graciously explain, leaving out the five months ago part.

true

Second judge blocks trump decision to end deportation relief for dreamers

false

Can caribbean cricket get its (political) groove back?

false

*crawls out of your television and tries to kill you* i'm not like other girls.

true

The past, present and future walk into a room. it got all tense.

true

Excuse me, are you interested in courses on ancient egypt? i promise it's not a pyramid scheme.

true

What did the scientologist play on his wii? xenublade

true

By air, land and sea, the military is going green to save lives and money

false

Officers tackle black teen for walking in the street

false

8 states sue epa over midwest air pollution

false

They laughed at me when i said i will become a comedian well...now they are not. wait...

true

Family of four found dead in michigan home

false

Why do feminists lay down during sex? they can't *stand* seeing a man have a good time.

true

What computer monitor sings the best? a dell.

true

Top 5 ways to save our elephants from extinction

false

What is the cause of an increase in sexual desire in young men? whore-moans

true

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint. hahahahahahahaha. i need friends.

true

Boy swallows piece of pet toy and can't stop squeaking

false

Jet ski smacks down drone that dared to get in its way

false

Why trump's syria strike will not end well

false

I recently found out that marriage is actually a sport... 50% of the time the parents ruin it.

true

Weekend roundup: how japan's past shadows asia's future

false

What's a pedophiles favorite type of oil? extra virgin

true

You are the pebble in my shoe of people.

true

Bernie sanders to donald trump: picking on the undocumented doesn't make you tough

false

New 'fast and the furious' poster will make you miss paul walker

false

Man walks into a bar... ouch that hurt. man walks under a bar... limbo champion!

true

Stephen colbert has a golden response to latest trump 'pee tape' claims

false

Dawn graves died saving her 20-month-old son from an oncoming truck

false

What does a west virginia couple do on halloween? they pump kin.

true

Ny1 finally gets to cover a new york presidential primary that matters

false

That's weird, my waitress stopped flirting after i paid the bill...

true

I asked a crow what its favourite apple product was.. caw!

true

Moths are the hobos of the insect world.

true

Scientists identify more than 2,300 'irreplaceable' places key to wildlife's survival

false

You know you're in a shitty bar when the food is colder than your beer.

true

Wedding guest is determined to catch the bouquet, at any cost

false

Can you cure hereditary diarrhea? or does it just run through your jeans?

true

I don't trust people with graph paper... they're always plotting something.

true

A disgruntled bubble wrap factory worker could shoot 20 men and no one would turn their heads.

true

How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen? at random.

true

What's it called when an asian man gives his best friend head? a bro job.

true

Rand paul gets testy in interview about his shifting positions: 'you're editorializing'

false

Chinese condiments: a guide to chinese food's bottled sauces

false

What happens to a person when they move out of asia? they become dis-oriented!

true

What do you call a man with no shins? toe-knee

true

During lunch, what did one soldier say to the other soldier? want some turkey?

true

Former top guantanamo lawyer says don't send benghazi suspect there

false

Labor day recipes: eat like you don't have to go to work (photos)

false

* aggressively aggresses your aggressions into aggressivity. *

true

The dinner i ate last night is going to give my grandchildren diabetes.

true

As militants declared caliphate, iraqi troops battle for tikrit

false

Be nice to me or i will rain down hell upon you when i start my blog.

true

Two mexicans fall of a cliff at the exact same time. who wins? society.

true

Stop dating men who want to 'fix you'

false

What kind of shoes do thieves wear? sneakers.

true

Ah, corduroy.... u are truley the ruffles chips of pants

true

Women in business q&a: evin shutt, partner and coo, 72andsunny

false

Michael avenatti scorches rudy giuliani over his latest 'train wreck' interview

false

How do you say the name ray in jamaican? raymond

true

Sleep: the key to a long-term, loving relationship?

false

I was the second man on the moon neil before me

true

Shorts at work are no longer a no-no (photos)

false

What is a rock's favorite band? the rolling stones.

true

I lost weight: jane hopke learned how to control a food addiction and lost more than 100 pounds

false

If clinton wins the election... there'll be another bush in the white house

true

What is crucial to any joke about isis? the execution

true

Q: why do men like blonde jokes?? a: because they can understand them.

true

'i've been expecting you, mr. bond.' - james bond's mother giving birth

true

Mark zuckerberg is building an a.i. butler to help around the home

false

That's shocking!! hold on. *quickly draws overly arched eyebrows* ok. go on.

true

Hip montreal: pop art, goth bars and kinetik music festival (video)

false

Science has determined how not to look stupid

false

I'm 22 years old now and my eyesight is worsening,... ...at what point do i get adult supervision?

true

How to make holy water. you take normal water, and you just boil the hell out of it.

true

France broke brexit and trump's populist wave by voting for the future

false

I believe the pope did what all catholics are told to do. pull out early.

true

No, the oregon ranchers' prison sentences are not 'cruel and unusual'

false

Harper beckham's birthday is an excuse to look at her cute face (photos)

false

Fighting the islamic state: what about the day after?

false

They say kim jong un is heartless and a murder... it's because he has no seoul

true

My six pack is protected by a layer of fat. rather a few layers.

true

My friend's mum has a saying 40 is the new 30. lovely woman. banned from driving though.

true

7 things never to say to someone going through a high-conflict divorce

false