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5 tips on learning to carry your grief
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What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge? elvis parsley
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Two muslim teens on navigating girlhood and islamophobia in their america
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The italian island you must visit is an hour outside of milan
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Bernie sanders exaggerates while discussing 'the few' with wealth
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The real reason you aren't having sex with your spouse
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Turns out i got lazik surgery by mistake so now i have two lazy eyes.
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Candy corn vases might just be the only acceptable form of candy corn (photo)
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How to help america's vets and heroes right now
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10 hidden reasons for u.s. obesity, part two
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How do you sell hitler? put donald trump on the back cover
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Bethenny frankel marriage: 'real housewives' star talks marital challenges (video)
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8 reasons to visit monaco right now (photos)
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What is black and smells like blue paint? black paint.
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When business etiquette resembles a competitive dating scene
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Dentist: this is gonna hurt a little. me: ok. dentist: i've been sleeping with your mom.
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Trump's order is still a muslim ban, faith groups say
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Texas governor threatens to cut funding for ‘sanctuary campuses’
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What mount greenwood's reaction to joshua beal's death says about white chicago
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The secret life of a cruise ship lecturer
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At my age friends with insurance benefits sounds just as appealing.
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All i'm saying is, before back to the future 3, he was fine.
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What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road? quack
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Yo momma is so ugly, she has masturbate with a bag over her head.
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Ate a salad for lunch so basically i didn't eat lunch.
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What do you call a confident chicken? cocky
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Why do black churches have steady membership while other christian denominations decline?
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Don't tell kids that being bullied makes them stronger
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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate? comatoast
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Here's the absolute best nfl catch of the year so far
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What do you call the gay a team? the heyyy team
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Got purpose? good health starts with knowing your own values
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Why was the letter z lucky it was not jewish? because all the other letters were not zs!
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Betty white gives kim kardashian a makeover (video)
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What were the french children doing in the pool? piscine.
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My friend stole my capacitor i told him that wasn't farad all
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Miranda kerr's glitter pumps, pippa middleton's hat and more cool accessories of the week
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Kobe bryant became giddy when he heard a former nba coach's praise
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Whats a ghost's favorite kind of porn? booookaki
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5 life lessons from 'survivor' winner john cochran
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Laughter yoga is a real thing in iran, and it looks hilarious
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Are you all right? no.. you are all left ahah is joke
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How is circumcision like the great jedi purge? they both get rid of the force kin!
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Science has been misleading you about some fundamental truths
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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection? a quarter pounder with cheese! yum yum
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Suspected ms-13 gang member arrested in park stabbing, dismembering: cops
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Huffpollster: hillary clinton could benefit from motivating unlikely voters
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Huckabee: obama nominated openly gay army head to 'appease homosexuals'
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The fog of density: a perfect storm to improve breast cancer screening
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Akai gurley's death shines harsh light on vertical patrols in public housing
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This is the first u.s. school to allow marijuana for disabled students
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Woman takes down body-shaming troll with a delicious hashtag
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Iraqi forces launch final assault on isis-held mosul
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So i went to the bank to check my balance next thing i know, the teller pushes me.
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What did the 3 tampons say when they walked past you? nothing! they were all stuck up bitches...
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What kind of man was boaz before he got married? ruth-less.
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Oh, your account is protected? what do you tweet? nuclear launch codes?
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A man was arrested standing next to his homie coz it was homie side
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How arthur frommer helped shape travel to europe
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Trump congratulates emmanuel macron on winning french presidential election
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What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees? they get bee'd up
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What song do burgers sing on the job? gristle while you work!
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What's a terrorists favorite sex toy? a blow up doll!
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Holiday gift guide 2012: what to buy for the fashionista on your list (photos)
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Hurricane season and insurance coverage: questions & answers
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What did cinderella say when she got to the ball? aaahh ahhh cough cough
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What do you call a electric volkswagen? a **volts**wagon
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Unemployment benefits mistakes mean americans owe government $14 billion
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This cannot be the convention that donald trump wanted
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Even the nra says it doesn't like donald trump's call for guns in nightclubs
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They should put barf bags in all the voting booths this year.
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Whats the difference between a woman and a computer? a woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies
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Karl karlsen arrested for allegedly murdering son levi karlsen in 2008 in new york
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A mexican with a raging erection walks into a wall. what part hits the wall first? the lawnmower.
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My father's red bat lessons of life, death, business and living well
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Plaid shirt: the evolution of a wardrobe staple (photos)
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I love deadlines. i like the whooshing sound they make when they fly over my head.
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Michelle obama mid-life crisis is the reason for her bangs! (photos)
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I hate east german cars i mean, the trabant was a load of old pants.
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Why is it so easy to fool an octopus? they're all suckers.
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This dinner party handbook is the perfect way to learn queer history
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What's the difference between michael phelps and hitler? michael phelps can finish a race.
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How does every ethnic joke start? by looking over your shoulder.
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7 ways to save money on your big day
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'american sniper' is officially the highest-grossing movie of 2014
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Kelly clarkson's wedding is 'overwhelming' to plan, singer says
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What's whitney houston's favorite type of coordination? hand-eyeeeeeeeeeee!
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Veterans' health: beyond ptsd and traumatic brain injury
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To err is human... to not know what err means is american.
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Chairman of the joint chiefs: my fear is that putin is lighting a fire he cannot control
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Don't ever go to sleep angry -- yeah right
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How technology can help you tune back into nature
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Being poor means having to read the menu card from right to left.
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When are we going to change til death do us part to for the next five years ?
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Danger is my middle name. first name: avoid. last name: at-all-costs-like-a-total-pussy
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Me and my wife are like catdog... inseparable since birth.
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How can you tell if hillary clinton is lying? she's moving her lips.
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It's hard to find a good babysitter who doesn't mind being paid in heroin.
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Love is a battlefield. and i fight naked.
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Internet trolls oregonians after self-serve gas law takes effect
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