CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Can new tool make cervical biopsy more efficient, less painful?	false
Neil degrasse tyson and steve harvey have beef over uranus	false
If donald trump becomes president... there will be hell toupee.	true
... my life up till now! hayyooooo!! :/	true
$400, 21-pound giant block of parmesan for sale in fredericton supermarket (photo)	false
6 style lessons we could all learn from caitlyn jenner	false
Anjelica huston's house turning into the venice social club: report (photos)	false
Rare conjoined fawns have scientists doing a double take	false
Wanna hear a bondage joke? sorry i'm all tied up at the moment	true
What defies the law of gravity? women. they heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.	true
I wrote a horror story using only six words. donald trump won the presidential election.	true
Tifu by posting in the wrong subreddit twice	true
Why is santa's sack so big? because he only comes once year.	true
Don't get excited girls. that bulge in my pants is just emergency oreos.	true
I got a pet hyena because someone has to laugh at my tweets...	true
You're joking about calling it good friday, right? i told you the part about the nails? -jesus	true
Balkonzept balcony table and flower box makes even the smallest of outdoor spaces cool (photos)	false
I threw a party for all my non-orgasmic friends nobody came.	true
Copy/paste this to prohibit old high school friends from posting on facebook	false
Mystery 'wolf-like' animal reportedly shot in montana, baffles wildlife officials	false
This is how thousands are getting ready for the people's climate march	false
Tree breaching in pipes leads to kind of horrifying picture (photo)	false
Still up can't sleep thinking about how i can infuse kush into shampoo	true
Justin bieber & patrick carney: the black keys' drummer feuds with the biebs on twitter	false
What do you call a prostitute with one leg shorter than the other? a trampoline.	true
Closets and criticisms of lgbt research (part 1)	false
What's green and can eat 50 hot dogs in a minute? kobayoshi.	true
Yoenis cespedes goes old western and rides horse to work	false
'70s newsroom drama 'good girls revolt' premiering on amazon	false
The good lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.	true
Why did harry potter buy so many golden snitches? because they were only a quideach	true
Gop senator wants investigation of kushner family china deal	false
Artist jr makes the louvre's iconic pyramid disappear	false
Never call a girl fat. because she will always remember it...that's because elephants never forget.	true
What do you call a black person flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!	true
I was about to do a mexican joke... but that's crossing the line.	true
What did the mexican firefighter call his two sons? jose and hose-b	true
Huffpollster: polls continue to show good news for hillary clinton	false
23 moments from 2014 we're happy to leave behind	false
.oneliner ihave a friend who does porn; she says it.s not as hard as it looks...	true
Please tell people it was auto erotic asphyxiation	true
Yin-yang motherhood: the most underpaid yet lucrative profession in the world	false
Lauren jauregui shares moving pics from shoot with rumored ex-girlfriend	false
Breast cancer research: 10 things we've learned about the disease so far this year	false
I just bought a bidet the salesperson told me it'd clean the shit out of me!	true
My mother always told me to not worry about my health. it will go away eventually.	true
What's the favorite whiskey of unidan? jackdaw niel's	true
6 ways to incorporate wellness into your next trip	false
How to rebuild your relationship with your adult children after your divorce	false
According to my nike fitbit i masturbated 4 miles today	true
Skipping breakfast could make you want more high-calorie foods, study suggests	false
Judging from all the misery and carnage on my newsfeed, i'm assuming it's monday.	true
How to ask your guests not to use their cell phones at the wedding	false
There is a 88% chance my chalk outline will be holding a piece of cheese.	true
The battle for gay rights in rural america	false
Corey lewandowski tried to smear a reporter. it did not go well.	false
What do you call a 3 legged cow named summer in the winter? summer...her name's summer.	true
If you're thinking about making a sex tape, don't, you're 50.	true
Why stephen colbert crashed the rnc stage in full 'hunger games' attire	false
Mourners gather for funeral of supreme court justice antonin scalia	false
I high fived a shark, and then we ate burritos. - martin luther king jr.'s other dream.	true
Top ten instagrams are of young women http://dadaviz.com/i/3971 *exclusions apply	true
Pooped without my phone this morning, just like gandhi.	true
After ethics panel's shutdown, loopholes live on in albany	false
A car full of catholic school children got in a terrible accident nun survived.	true
Your hips may not lie but your pushup bra is a sociopath.	true
I love the smell of moth balls, but i find it difficult to spread their tiny little legs.	true
Watch famous debate stunts that worked -- and flopped	false
Having 'the talk' before your child goes to college	false
Saying, i'm sorry, is the same as saying, i apologize. except at a funeral. - demetri martin	true
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? a harenet.	true
The cookie version of jeff sessions appeared on 'colbert' to respond to trump	false
Chilean avocado could combat antibiotic-resistant bacteria, study suggests	false
Where do people in detroit get their groceries? they don't.	true
Know how i upset my balcony? i couldn't make it to the bathroom.	true
Police chief calls shooting of black teen by white cop a 'tragedy'	false
What do you call an epileptic in the garden? seizure salad	true
Take a rare look at 'world's biggest heart'	false
I was this close to having a threesome last night... just needed two more people.	true
League of legends joke i think i'm better than faker lolll - alex	true
Ibm systems cmo: 10 ways for marketing to deliver business value	false
Taiwan is considering third gender option for passports, id cards	false
Sam bee lists all the reasons she probably should've been deported	false
Why couldn't the teddy bear eat any more of its dinner? it was stuffed.	true
Before they broke bad they were on 'the x-files'	false
Reflecting on my first year of motherhood at age 44	false
Ceo slashes $1 million salary to give lowest-paid workers a raise	false
Amid sexual harassment probe, democratic rep. ruben kihuen won't seek re-election	false
Bouncing around colorado springs in the dead of winter	false
The supplement store said they were out of protein powder... 'no whey!' i said	true
Barb from ‘stranger things’ is pissed she was left in the upside down	false
Sexual assault survivors gather outside fox news to demand bill o'reilly be fired	false
What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting? concentration camps.	true
What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2 ? nothing.	true
Tom and abby from ‘queer eye’ remarried each other	false
continues telling story that you've clearly indicated you've heard before	true
New coffee offers same health benefits as red wine, chemist claims	false
How democrats are accidentally helping the koch brothers	false
What's the difference between clever and stupid ? you can't wank yourself clever.	true
Possible 'harry potter' couple would ruin harry potter's childhood	false

Can new tool make cervical biopsy more efficient, less painful?

false

Neil degrasse tyson and steve harvey have beef over uranus

false

If donald trump becomes president... there will be hell toupee.

true

... my life up till now! hayyooooo!! :/

true

$400, 21-pound giant block of parmesan for sale in fredericton supermarket (photo)

false

6 style lessons we could all learn from caitlyn jenner

false

Anjelica huston's house turning into the venice social club: report (photos)

false

Rare conjoined fawns have scientists doing a double take

false

Wanna hear a bondage joke? sorry i'm all tied up at the moment

true

What defies the law of gravity? women. they heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

true

I wrote a horror story using only six words. donald trump won the presidential election.

true

Tifu by posting in the wrong subreddit twice

true

Why is santa's sack so big? because he only comes once year.

true

Don't get excited girls. that bulge in my pants is just emergency oreos.

true

I got a pet hyena because someone has to laugh at my tweets...

true

You're joking about calling it good friday, right? i told you the part about the nails? -jesus

true

Balkonzept balcony table and flower box makes even the smallest of outdoor spaces cool (photos)

false

I threw a party for all my non-orgasmic friends nobody came.

true

Copy/paste this to prohibit old high school friends from posting on facebook

false

Mystery 'wolf-like' animal reportedly shot in montana, baffles wildlife officials

false

This is how thousands are getting ready for the people's climate march

false

Tree breaching in pipes leads to kind of horrifying picture (photo)

false

Still up can't sleep thinking about how i can infuse kush into shampoo

true

Justin bieber & patrick carney: the black keys' drummer feuds with the biebs on twitter

false

What do you call a prostitute with one leg shorter than the other? a trampoline.

true

Closets and criticisms of lgbt research (part 1)

false

What's green and can eat 50 hot dogs in a minute? kobayoshi.

true

Yoenis cespedes goes old western and rides horse to work

false

'70s newsroom drama 'good girls revolt' premiering on amazon

false

The good lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

true

Why did harry potter buy so many golden snitches? because they were only a quideach

true

Gop senator wants investigation of kushner family china deal

false

Artist jr makes the louvre's iconic pyramid disappear

false

Never call a girl fat. because she will always remember it...that's because elephants never forget.

true

What do you call a black person flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!

true

I was about to do a mexican joke... but that's crossing the line.

true

What did the mexican firefighter call his two sons? jose and hose-b

true

Huffpollster: polls continue to show good news for hillary clinton

false

23 moments from 2014 we're happy to leave behind

false

.oneliner ihave a friend who does porn; she says it.s not as hard as it looks...

true

Please tell people it was auto erotic asphyxiation

true

Yin-yang motherhood: the most underpaid yet lucrative profession in the world

false

Lauren jauregui shares moving pics from shoot with rumored ex-girlfriend

false

Breast cancer research: 10 things we've learned about the disease so far this year

false

I just bought a bidet the salesperson told me it'd clean the shit out of me!

true

My mother always told me to not worry about my health. it will go away eventually.

true

What's the favorite whiskey of unidan? jackdaw niel's

true

6 ways to incorporate wellness into your next trip

false

How to rebuild your relationship with your adult children after your divorce

false

According to my nike fitbit i masturbated 4 miles today

true

Skipping breakfast could make you want more high-calorie foods, study suggests

false

Judging from all the misery and carnage on my newsfeed, i'm assuming it's monday.

true

How to ask your guests not to use their cell phones at the wedding

false

There is a 88% chance my chalk outline will be holding a piece of cheese.

true

The battle for gay rights in rural america

false

Corey lewandowski tried to smear a reporter. it did not go well.

false

What do you call a 3 legged cow named summer in the winter? summer...her name's summer.

true

If you're thinking about making a sex tape, don't, you're 50.

true

Why stephen colbert crashed the rnc stage in full 'hunger games' attire

false

Mourners gather for funeral of supreme court justice antonin scalia

false

I high fived a shark, and then we ate burritos. - martin luther king jr.'s other dream.

true

Top ten instagrams are of young women http://dadaviz.com/i/3971 *exclusions apply

true

Pooped without my phone this morning, just like gandhi.

true

After ethics panel's shutdown, loopholes live on in albany

false

A car full of catholic school children got in a terrible accident nun survived.

true

Your hips may not lie but your pushup bra is a sociopath.

true

I love the smell of moth balls, but i find it difficult to spread their tiny little legs.

true

Watch famous debate stunts that worked -- and flopped

false

Having 'the talk' before your child goes to college

false

Saying, i'm sorry, is the same as saying, i apologize. except at a funeral. - demetri martin

true

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? a harenet.

true

The cookie version of jeff sessions appeared on 'colbert' to respond to trump

false

Chilean avocado could combat antibiotic-resistant bacteria, study suggests

false

Where do people in detroit get their groceries? they don't.

true

Know how i upset my balcony? i couldn't make it to the bathroom.

true

Police chief calls shooting of black teen by white cop a 'tragedy'

false

What do you call an epileptic in the garden? seizure salad

true

Take a rare look at 'world's biggest heart'

false

I was this close to having a threesome last night... just needed two more people.

true

League of legends joke i think i'm better than faker lolll - alex

true

Ibm systems cmo: 10 ways for marketing to deliver business value

false

Taiwan is considering third gender option for passports, id cards

false

Sam bee lists all the reasons she probably should've been deported

false

Why couldn't the teddy bear eat any more of its dinner? it was stuffed.

true

Before they broke bad they were on 'the x-files'

false

Reflecting on my first year of motherhood at age 44

false

Ceo slashes $1 million salary to give lowest-paid workers a raise

false

Amid sexual harassment probe, democratic rep. ruben kihuen won't seek re-election

false

Bouncing around colorado springs in the dead of winter

false

The supplement store said they were out of protein powder... 'no whey!' i said

true

Barb from ‘stranger things’ is pissed she was left in the upside down

false

Sexual assault survivors gather outside fox news to demand bill o'reilly be fired

false

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting? concentration camps.

true

What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2 ? nothing.

true

Tom and abby from ‘queer eye’ remarried each other

false

*continues telling story that you've clearly indicated you've heard before*

true

New coffee offers same health benefits as red wine, chemist claims

false

How democrats are accidentally helping the koch brothers

false

What's the difference between clever and stupid ? you can't wank yourself clever.

true

Possible 'harry potter' couple would ruin harry potter's childhood

false