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Oscar nominations snub amy adams, 'jackie,' tom hanks and more
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I've said it before. wednesday. where you're too far out to see weekend in any direction.
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The secret history of the photo at the center of the black confederate myth
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Carnival dream debacle shows world's largest cruise line doing what it does best
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Support the war on crack. stop wearing low rise jeans.
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Donald trump reportedly plans to keep private security team as president
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What do you call a very small villain? the antagonist
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'late show' packs donald trump's suitcase for his first foreign trip
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Huffpost hill - globalists, finished with ken bone, set sights on trump
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How did the greeks separate the men from the boys? with a crowbar.
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Kim jong un insulted donald trump and taught america a new word at the same time
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The financial realities of living with an addict
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Dog with human hands eating peanut butter is what you need right now
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Other stories, others' stories (parshat vayechi, genesis 47:28 - 50:26)
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I just changed my facebook password to '14 days' but it said it was too weak
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The agency that approves pipelines is about to get a trump-era overhaul
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How do you feel when there is no coffee? depresso
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Even when recycled, old computer parts end up where they shouldn’t
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Donald trump reportedly plans to withdraw from paris climate deal
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Five tips to transform talent in the workplace
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I'm in a long distance relationship. my girlfriend's in the future.
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15 international summer art exhibitions you should definitely see
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Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer? it was a sting operation.
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Thinking about getting a liver piercing. gotta stay extreme.
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Kelly rowland's new makeup line will celebrate 'chocolate girls'
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It's kinda like i'm a shopaholic but with alcohol instead of clothes.
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A good comedian is like a good dictatorship. consistent in their execution.
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What do you call a lesbian that you can't understand? a mad lib...
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Why do asian females have small boobs? because only a's are acceptable. heard this from a friend.
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Wendy davis calls group that doctored planned parenthood videos 'liars'
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Hong kong protesters to retreat over fears of rubber bullets
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Matt lauer finally gets his sweet revenge on ellen
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Listen: the woman who 'sees' like a bat
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What looks like half a sandwich? the other half.
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So i went clubbing last night... those seals didn't stand a chance.
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Why do clumsy people get married? they fall in love.
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What my students think is the best way to engage students
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My dog recently stole my loafers. now they're his new favorite pair of **chews.**
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Why you should think twice before opting for free 2-day shipping
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Lauren ferrari, mom, banned from facebook over controversial breastfeeding photo (video)
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What do you call an alligator in a vest? an investigator!
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Why has the pope never won a gold medal? because he always came in a little behind.
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What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies? my erection.
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5 of the hottest fashion trends and how to get them for less
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'difficult people' season 3 fights back against 'garbage-y' donald trump
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Black girls twerk, hispanic girls hip roll, indian girls belly dance & white girls watch.
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Which bird is always out of breath ? a puffin !
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Roses are niggas. violets are niggas. i'm lil wayne, and niggas ryhmes with niggas.
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I wonder which lie came first: oops, wrong hole! or that's never happened before!?
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Why are linux geeks very introvertish ? because they never get out of their shell
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What s the weight of a hipster? one insta-gramm
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14-pound utah baby may be america's biggest for 2013
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Pepsi ceo: kendall jenner ad 'made me scratch my head'
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Comic sans walks into a bar. the bartender says, we don't serve your type here.
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Hey friend wanna hear a joke ? another time.
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Bullying has nothing to do with a 'my little pony' lunch box
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What animal is best at playing hide and seek? the airplane.
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In-laws stories: readers reveal the worst thing about their former in-laws
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Justin williams' stanley cup celebration features marriage proposal
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My birthday's coming do you know what i need? yeah but how do you wrap a life?
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What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook? high finance!
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What do you call a jewish person who is suicidal? a yamikaze.
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A british magazine just summed up the u.s. election perfectly
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You can't spell feminism without men. women are notoriously bad spellers.
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What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair? pants.
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Is al-qaeda poised to declare its first emirate in the middle east?
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Knock knock who's there ! asa ! asa who ! asa-int amongst men !
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Hugh hefner fans on twitter thank him for the articles
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Who is the king of stationary? the ruler.
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America wins its third roller derby world cup in a row
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5/6 people agree... ...that russian roulette is a great way to gamble.
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What would hermione granger do? she'd fight like hell.
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Saying goodbye to the freak show: side show's inevitable demise
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Kim k shares photos from north's baptism in jerusalem
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Why are the_donald users not cucks? first of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.
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Even bill o'reilly sounds like he's giving up on donald trump
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The final season of 'pretty little liars' will feature a musical number
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Why do endocrinologists visit brothels? because they are interested in whore moans.
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The rnc asked for birthday wishes for eric trump, and it didn't go as planned
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Ovens are insane oh thats just my box of invisible fire i heat dead things in
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Mardi gras marriage proposal: man proposes using mardi gras float (video)
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Did you hear about the bureaucrat who was a platonist? they were really obsessed with forms.
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You're never too old to learn something stupid.
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Ryan lochte pleasantly surprised women have 'professional jobs and everything’
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It's amazing how many people are allergic to gluten, peanuts, and facts.
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Megyn kelly, alex jones, and alien-human hybrids: what some journalists won't do for ratings
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The best hotels in the world, according to lonely planet
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The insecure masculinity behind rob kardashian's 'revenge' posts
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He died doing what he loved: meeting people on craigslist to buy furniture.
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What's red and black and screaming all over? stevie wonder when he answers the iron.
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Why didn't ronald mcdonald like to go fishing? because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.
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What's worse than ants in your pants? uncles in your pants
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How architecture is helping refugees find jobs in sweden
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What do you call a drunk muslim? hammad. what do you call a really drunk muslim? mohammad
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‘good girls revolt’ is a show about 1969 that will ring true for women in 2016
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I found jesus last week... my garden has never looked nicer.
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So, i found three different sized socks while cleaning my room. that's odd...
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You know what i love about people who buy followers? i can laugh at their expense.
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To be black, trans and brilliant: lourdes ashley hunter
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Yummy butternut squash pasta recipe with parmesan, nutmeg and sage
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