CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Be brief or be dismissed as a leader: six best practices	false
If these walls could talk i'd fuckin' move out immediately.	true
What does a clock do when it gets hungry? it goes back four seconds.	true
Happy people tend to value time over money	false
So, when people say lolz, does that mean they laughed themselves to sleep?	true
The evolution of american homes... in 4 1/2 minutes (video)	false
If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get? mistletoe.	true
'narcos' teaser reveals diego luna and michael peña will star in season 4	false
The obamacare replacement is coming, trump and ryan swear. no, really!	false
What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye? pink eye	true
Gay voices' family friday thanksgiving special: lgbt families share what they are grateful for	false
All the 'game of thrones' references from pop culture	false
Dark humor is like kids with cancer... never gets old	true
Mother banana: why didn't you go to school today? little banana: because i didn't peel well.	true
It turns out we love tipping for all the wrong reasons	false
Did you hear about the pecan orgy? it was fucking nuts.	true
What's the difference between snowman and snow woman? snowballs.	true
Why is six scared of seven?... because seven was registered as a six offender.	true
How to make a face mask using yogurt, honey & grapes (video)	false
What do you call a german living in canada? a leder hoser.	true
Iris apfel, mary wilson and more instagram photos of the week (photos)	false
These black and mexican jokes have gone too far once you know juan, you know jamal.	true
'baywatch' officially flops as 'pirates' comes in first at the box office	false
'monty python and the holy grail' as a gritty drama will drive you coconuts	false
A man walks into an ice cream shop and asks what's shaking? the cashier replies nepal	true
I tried really hard to make a punny italian joke. but it was impastable	true
Screen sense: studies and reports about babies, big kids and teens using technology	false
How wordless books can help your kid learn to read	false
Accidentally fell asleep at my grandmas funeral wouldn't you know, i woke up with mourningwood.	true
You just kinda wasted my precious time: dylan's cold apperance on letterman a let-down	false
Trump may kill us all: here's a letter	false
How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? because it comes out in conversation	true
Focus groups and instant polls won't tell you who 'won' the debate	false
Chicago police really didn't want to release video of a cop shooting laquan mcdonald 16 times	false
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? it went ok.	true
Mom don't come in i'm watching porn on my phone. just slide the grilled cheese under the door	true
Did you hear about the family of racist chicken detectives? they're called the clue clucks clan	true
How does a white girl prepare for the world? basic training.	true
A baptist pastor’s plea to love our muslim neighbors	false
Did abraham's brother have any kids? yes. a lot.	true
Thousands petition to allow guns at republican convention for 'safety'	false
New podcast will dive deep into the origins of 'curb your enthusiasm'	false
Former mexican president: mass shootings are consequence of racism like trump's	false
How schools are rallying around portland's large refugee community	false
A little known fact a little known fact but 6 out of 7 dwarfs ain't happy......	true
Why do elephants paint their toenails red? so they can hide in strawberry patches.	true
Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? well well well.....	true
Ford models sues women management for poaching alana zimmer & karolina waz	false
The washington post's slimy assault on gary webb	false
French artist hatches live chicks and avoids egg on his face	false
Starbucks name spelling fails: 20 best barista misspellings	false
What's the difference between a fedora clad brony and an egg? the egg gets laid!	true
Amy schumer puts on her game face for bud light super bowl ad	false
Yes, you can rent out your eye socket for money	false
You know why i love hiking? it is all about the in tents action.	true
Just got news that jesus got sent to prison. yeah they really nailed him.	true
What kind of book did frankenstein's monster like to read? one with a cemetery plot.	true
Bloomberg's advice for success: take as few bathroom breaks as possible	false
Nk-lysin, antibacterial substance in chicken, could fight cancer	false
Buzz aldrin was the second man to step foot on the moon. neil before him. neil.	true
A better, truer, more southern way to make grits	false
Growth hormone injections: should i subject my son to them?	false
A foreign kid asked me how to speak english the other day, so i teached him some.	true
'i’m terrified my son could become a mass murderer'	false
If your polly wants a cracker, he's a white supremacist	true
French-related joke (semi nsfw) when does a frenchman get his morning wood? a bonne heure.	true
Jay z and beyoncé show justin bieber's mugshot on stage	false
Let's all start kissing in public a lot more!	false
Chrome co-owner slams belmont winner: 'this is the cowards' way out'	false
Bernie sanders spent $0 on polling, because really, would it change his mind anyway?	false
I wish i was batman because my parents would be dead.	true
A guide to sex at 50 and beyond	false
Will smith was convicted they found fresh prints at the scene....	true
Eli manning explains his epic blank expression from super bowl 50	false
Everything i know about startups i learned from my teenager	false
Mirai nagasu inspired by michelle kwan, also a child of asian restaurant family	false
Rihanna, selena gomez and more celebrities wear leggings, so are they really that bad? (photos)	false
Twitter users mock donald trump's whiny tweet about oscar ratings	false
This underwater airplane flies through the ocean unlike any submarine before it	false
Why i stopped trying to make my daughter be pretty	false
So a higgs boson meets the pope... you can't have mass without me.	true
Googamooga sneak peeks: jeepney's cured pork chori burger	false
Aaaaaah! the horrifying moment a disney animatronic lost its head	false
What are birds so happy about at 7am? what? oh, right. pooping while airborne. good one.	true
While everyone else diets, you can eat more of these 7 foods	false
Jeff flake's retirement adds to pile of problems for senate republicans	false
The rotation of earth always makes my day. makes my night too.	true
My parrot got himself a new suit. it's polly ester.	true
Watch: spain dazzles too late at world cup	false
Why do writers hate the bible? it has terrible characters, noah is the only one with an arc.	true
Why did.. q : why did manchester united go to stamford bridge? a : four nothing	true
What is love? you just sang baby, don't hurt me. in your mind didn't you?	true
Why was the binary number so happy? because of two's compliment!	true
8 iconic photos of bob dylan, newly anointed nobel laureate	false
5 ways to stay in turks and caicos (photos)	false
(punny) did you hear about the orgy at the campground? it was in tents	true
Intense first look at 'whiplash' has us thinking oscar	false
I used to think paul walker was gay turns out he's flamming	true
I signed up for an online culinary school. i still can't cook, but i made cookies!	true
Cable tells u.s. diplomats to sidestep questions on re-engaging in paris climate deal	false

Be brief or be dismissed as a leader: six best practices

false

If these walls could talk i'd fuckin' move out immediately.

true

What does a clock do when it gets hungry? it goes back four seconds.

true

Happy people tend to value time over money

false

So, when people say lolz, does that mean they laughed themselves to sleep?

true

The evolution of american homes... in 4 1/2 minutes (video)

false

If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get? mistletoe.

true

'narcos' teaser reveals diego luna and michael peña will star in season 4

false

The obamacare replacement is coming, trump and ryan swear. no, really!

false

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye? pink eye

true

Gay voices' family friday thanksgiving special: lgbt families share what they are grateful for

false

All the 'game of thrones' references from pop culture

false

Dark humor is like kids with cancer... never gets old

true

Mother banana: why didn't you go to school today? little banana: because i didn't peel well.

true

It turns out we love tipping for all the wrong reasons

false

Did you hear about the pecan orgy? it was fucking nuts.

true

What's the difference between snowman and snow woman? snowballs.

true

Why is six scared of seven?... because seven was registered as a six offender.

true

How to make a face mask using yogurt, honey & grapes (video)

false

What do you call a german living in canada? a leder hoser.

true

Iris apfel, mary wilson and more instagram photos of the week (photos)

false

These black and mexican jokes have gone too far once you know juan, you know jamal.

true

'baywatch' officially flops as 'pirates' comes in first at the box office

false

'monty python and the holy grail' as a gritty drama will drive you coconuts

false

A man walks into an ice cream shop and asks what's shaking? the cashier replies nepal

true

I tried really hard to make a punny italian joke. but it was impastable

true

Screen sense: studies and reports about babies, big kids and teens using technology

false

How wordless books can help your kid learn to read

false

Accidentally fell asleep at my grandmas funeral wouldn't you know, i woke up with mourningwood.

true

You just kinda wasted my precious time: dylan's cold apperance on letterman a let-down

false

Trump may kill us all: here's a letter

false

How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? because it comes out in conversation

true

Focus groups and instant polls won't tell you who 'won' the debate

false

Chicago police really didn't want to release video of a cop shooting laquan mcdonald 16 times

false

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? it went ok.

true

Mom don't come in i'm watching porn on my phone. just slide the grilled cheese under the door

true

Did you hear about the family of racist chicken detectives? they're called the clue clucks clan

true

How does a white girl prepare for the world? basic training.

true

A baptist pastor’s plea to love our muslim neighbors

false

Did abraham's brother have any kids? yes. a lot.

true

Thousands petition to allow guns at republican convention for 'safety'

false

New podcast will dive deep into the origins of 'curb your enthusiasm'

false

Former mexican president: mass shootings are consequence of racism like trump's

false

How schools are rallying around portland's large refugee community

false

A little known fact a little known fact but 6 out of 7 dwarfs ain't happy......

true

Why do elephants paint their toenails red? so they can hide in strawberry patches.

true

Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? well well well.....

true

Ford models sues women management for poaching alana zimmer & karolina waz

false

The washington post's slimy assault on gary webb

false

French artist hatches live chicks and avoids egg on his face

false

Starbucks name spelling fails: 20 best barista misspellings

false

What's the difference between a fedora clad brony and an egg? the egg gets laid!

true

Amy schumer puts on her game face for bud light super bowl ad

false

Yes, you can rent out your eye socket for money

false

You know why i love hiking? it is all about the in tents action.

true

Just got news that jesus got sent to prison. yeah they really nailed him.

true

What kind of book did frankenstein's monster like to read? one with a cemetery plot.

true

Bloomberg's advice for success: take as few bathroom breaks as possible

false

Nk-lysin, antibacterial substance in chicken, could fight cancer

false

Buzz aldrin was the second man to step foot on the moon. neil before him. neil.

true

A better, truer, more southern way to make grits

false

Growth hormone injections: should i subject my son to them?

false

A foreign kid asked me how to speak english the other day, so i teached him some.

true

'i’m terrified my son could become a mass murderer'

false

If your polly wants a cracker, he's a white supremacist

true

French-related joke (semi nsfw) when does a frenchman get his morning wood? a bonne heure.

true

Jay z and beyoncé show justin bieber's mugshot on stage

false

Let's all start kissing in public a lot more!

false

Chrome co-owner slams belmont winner: 'this is the cowards' way out'

false

Bernie sanders spent $0 on polling, because really, would it change his mind anyway?

false

I wish i was batman because my parents would be dead.

true

A guide to sex at 50 and beyond

false

Will smith was convicted they found fresh prints at the scene....

true

Eli manning explains his epic blank expression from super bowl 50

false

Everything i know about startups i learned from my teenager

false

Mirai nagasu inspired by michelle kwan, also a child of asian restaurant family

false

Rihanna, selena gomez and more celebrities wear leggings, so are they really that bad? (photos)

false

Twitter users mock donald trump's whiny tweet about oscar ratings

false

This underwater airplane flies through the ocean unlike any submarine before it

false

Why i stopped trying to make my daughter be pretty

false

So a higgs boson meets the pope... you can't have mass without me.

true

Googamooga sneak peeks: jeepney's cured pork chori burger

false

Aaaaaah! the horrifying moment a disney animatronic lost its head

false

What are birds so happy about at 7am? what? oh, right. pooping while airborne. good one.

true

While everyone else diets, you can eat more of these 7 foods

false

Jeff flake's retirement adds to pile of problems for senate republicans

false

The rotation of earth always makes my day. makes my night too.

true

My parrot got himself a new suit. it's polly ester.

true

Watch: spain dazzles too late at world cup

false

Why do writers hate the bible? it has terrible characters, noah is the only one with an arc.

true

Why did.. q : why did manchester united go to stamford bridge? a : four nothing

true

What is love? you just sang baby, don't hurt me. in your mind didn't you?

true

Why was the binary number so happy? because of two's compliment!

true

8 iconic photos of bob dylan, newly anointed nobel laureate

false

5 ways to stay in turks and caicos (photos)

false

(punny) did you hear about the orgy at the campground? it was in tents

true

Intense first look at 'whiplash' has us thinking oscar

false

I used to think paul walker was gay turns out he's flamming

true

I signed up for an online culinary school. i still can't cook, but i made cookies!

true

Cable tells u.s. diplomats to sidestep questions on re-engaging in paris climate deal

false