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Carl paladino's son disavows his father's 'disrespectful' comments about the obamas
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Appeals court deals new blow to donald trump's travel ban targeting muslims
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Mom and dad, please explain this one to your daughters
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Battle over confederate flag unravels across the south
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What's my favorite machine at the gym? the snack machine.
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Frontier airlines offers $39 flights on select routes in extended flash sale
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A single mom's letter to 'single and looking'
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Chrissy teigen says she'd be kim kardashian's surrogate 'in a heartbeat'
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Getting a mortgage after a divorce: difficult, not impossible
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Donald trump: obstruction of justice allegations part of 'witch hunt'
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Elle women in hollywood red carpet looked like so much fun (photos)
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We need more than miles morales as spider-man
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What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? kids don't eat broccoli.
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You don't love me? don't worry, the first step is denial.
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Cheating celebrities: star couples who stuck together through scandalous affairs
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Holiday craft ideas: charlie brown christmas tree ornaments
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Some people can't stand being in a wheelchair
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The full of surprises what if presidential race
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What do you call a korean with special needs? special k
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8 foods that are super good for your skin
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I wonder if these beers are performance enhancing. i'm feeling pretty awesome!!
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Apparently there's a ferrari theme park coming to spain
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How do hens encourage their football teams ? they egg them on !
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Donald trump and i agree on one thing. we both would like to bang his daughter.
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You can't compare tim cook and donald trump it's like comparing apples to oranges.
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20 things to remember when you quit your job and travel the world
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How do fireflies start a race? ready steady glow!
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Queer asians reveal how they'd come out to immigrant parents in a perfect world
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Miley cyrus wears bra as top on jay leno (photo, poll)
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'ding dong the witch is dead' obit says
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These animal 'selfies' prove that cats, dogs and sloths take the best self-portraits (photos)
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The end of a relationship isn't the worst thing. it's worse when it doesn't end after the end.
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Why don't atheists use exponents? because they don't believe in higher powers.
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My teacher was impressed with my mediocre computer programming project he gave me a c++!
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I wish i had half the determination and persistence of adobe reader updater.
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What's the etiquette on petting a baby that's been leashed to the bike rail outside starbucks?
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What is donald trump's favorite christmas song? i'm dreaming of a white christmas
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What if you had an eye in your asshole? imagine all the shit you would see...
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Two jews walk into a bar and buy it.
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What's happening in your brain when you trip and fall
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Recipe of the day: sweet potato waffles with whipped orange butter
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Guillermo del toro dedicates oscar nods to young latino filmmakers
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15 comics for anyone struggling to explain what it means to be queer
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Carrie fisher and debbie reynolds' love for each other shines bright in trailer for hbo doc
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Im trying to get back to my original weight. 7 lbs 9 oz
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What do you call a dentist in the army ? a drill sergeant !
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Huffpollster: some republicans less likely to support donald trump out loud
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What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair? hot wheels.
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Henna ever after: 7 ways to spruce up your big day!
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It's national slavery and human trafficking prevention month. what's congress doing about it?
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Pilates arm workout you can do anywhere and anytime!
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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? thanks for the mammaries!
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Today i met a guy who said he was a premature ejaculator he came out of nowhere
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How bell biv devoe ignored the 'backlash' and made 'poison' a '90s classic
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Bollywood star mallika sherawat punched and tear gassed by masked attackers in paris
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What is worse than three kids in trash can? one kid in three trash cans
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A guy walks into a zoo that only had one animal in it. it was a shih tzu.
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Top 10 retailers with the most sales worldwide: deloitte
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Steve wynn steps down as rnc finance chair amid sexual harassment allegations
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What do you do to an aggressive vegan? shove your meat in their face.
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Teen gets 25 years in mental health facility for 'slender man' stabbing
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A blind man walks into a bar.. and a table. and a chair.
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Slept like a baby last night woke up every hour and just cried about my life.
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Come into the madang: world council of churches and climate justice
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Show dad the love with dessert! 8 father's day recipes that'll win his heart
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Why are cemeteries surrounded by walls? because people are dying to get in them!
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The ins and outs of alimony payments after a divorce
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How do you get four old ladies to say the f word? have the fifth one say.... bingo!
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10 scary job interview mistakes and how to avoid them
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I hear that you're supposed to learn from your mistakes probably why i'm an only child.
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Perfect pumpkin walnut cheesecake will make you want more
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It's a small world after all is turning 50
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How i learned to love my fat, naked body
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Ask /r/personalfinance to draw you a line, they deliver a circle. they always make ends meet!
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What is will.i.am going to be called after he dies? will.i.was
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I was standing next to a guy before he was brutally stabbed. it was a near-death experience.
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No one beats the jackson 5! except their father.
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Friends don't force friends to watch 'funny' youtube videos.
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Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac? they take things literally.
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My parents say i'm too materialistic... sent this from my new iphone 6s plus by the way.
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The last time japan upset a nation this much was december 7th, 1941.
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Why can't the muslim crossdresser feed his family? he lost hijab.
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What did the man do after he fucked the tightest pussy... ...put the diaper back on.
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This is what it's like to be an lgbt syrian fleeing for your life
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Japan's landslide election result sets stage for constitution fight
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Anything is pocket sized if your ass is big enough
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I wish they had an app that allows you to delete your number from other ppl's phones.
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Kelly shoppach slide fail: red sox catcher stumbles into second against rays (video)
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What did the bull-fighter say to the upset door? what's the matador?
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If you are farther than me in candy crush i will automatically think you are smarter than me.
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Prince harry got tested for hiv live on facebook
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The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. it was tense.
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Msnbc gives donald trump a primetime stage against cnn's republican town hall
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Kanye west wears acne sweater to london fashion week: look of the day (photos)
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How to make organic food shopping fun for kids (and parents!)
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Everyone got faked out on this punt return
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Ryan zinke said sotu would include 'big news' on national parks. it never came.
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What is 90-60-90? speed while driving past a speed camera.
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See the celebs who left us cringing on this week's worst dressed list
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Email inventor dies aged 74 i sent my re:re:re:re:re:gards
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