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Man takes action after bear takes control of his hammock
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How 'love, simon' brought the glorious chaos of a high school musical to the screen
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Hand turkey drawings: celebrate thanksgiving by sending us your creations (photos)
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What's the average lifespan of an owl? about six and a half books.
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Woman went in for a manicure and ended up saving a life
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Susan collins is not running for governor of maine in 2018
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Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? he had lost his contacts!
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Stock market: despite rally, investors still fear stocks
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How do you get an art major off your front porch? pay for the pizza!
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Meditation: my secret weapon to disrupting the energy industry
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Why do dwarf's laugh while playing football? because the grass tickles their balls.
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'concussion' is making families of nfl players question football
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The real reasons juice cleanses can get your health back on track
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Business executives: gain momentum and keep it using digital
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Local north carolina gop office firebombed and vandalized with nazi graffiti
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Once you start making jokes about wrestling... ...that's when you know you've hit rock bottom.
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Are those against upgrading to osx yosemite... anti-yosemites?
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No, don't get up - how i greet people in wheelchairs.
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Be kind to strangers. one of them could end up being your coroner.
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The no-tipping policy at joe's crab shack just sank
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Living it up with your fearless life tribe
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Aretha franklin makes surprise appearance during holiday concert
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And in her smile i see something more beautiful than the stars.
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Hillary clinton rode the new york city subway
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'mr. cub,' chicago baseball legend ernie banks, dead at 83
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Ysk: daylight savings time ends tonight, make sure to reset all your clocks. oops, wrong sub
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A christmas message to vice president mike pence
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Why did the suicidal man cross the road? because he wanted to play chicken.
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Well well well, if it isn't the guy who sprayed air freshener into my restroom stall...
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What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons? jose and hose b
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Inmates stab officer, set fires in alabama prison riot
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Wisdom from the wind: 5 gale force lessons
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Describe windows 10 with two words. vista 2.0
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Don't call him mr. mom: the rise/reign of the stay-at-home dad
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The flu is late this year and that's a good thing
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5 ways to breathe new life into your boring old white t-shirt
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We don't serve time travelers..! a time traveler walks into a bar
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The totally, very much unedited video of trump's truck photo op
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Resveratrol, red wine compound, could make radiation more effective against melanoma
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New isis video may show fighters discussing sale of captured girls on slave market
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What do ducks do at christmas time? they duckerate cookies.
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Why did the pig go to the casino ? to play the slop machine !
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This 3-year-old style crush has a man bun. that's all.
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Where you live may add to why you smoke
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This joke isn't half bad... it's two thirds bad :d
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Here's why g.o.p. anti-gay bigotry threatens the first amendment
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Paul ryan's tea party challenger plays the man card
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The challenge of coming from the outside to take over an existing team
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How to manage your budget: top 10 tips
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What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions? dreamcatchers
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What was the slogan for shakespeare's camping shop? now is the winter of our discount tents
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'the marvelous wonderettes,' san pedro theatre club, san pedro, ca
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Why did the crowd riot at the nickelback concert? because they didn't get their nickel back.
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12 careers to help you survive a zombie apocalypse
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Dont like dogs they can be a bit ruff!
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Parents fighting in front of kids: when is it ok?
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Want to change your life? breathe like a baby
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What 'you have such a pretty face' really means
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I don't know if you guys will get my yoga joke... ... it's kind of a stretch.
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First poster from the all-female ‘ocean’s 8’ is here and it’s fab
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A night at the museum: the best art hotels (photos)
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Despite trump administration fearmongering, 2017 is among safest years ever for police
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I destroyed the garden yesterday. thankfully i'm off the antibiotics monday.
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How does a snowman get to work? by icicle.
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The latest subject of a james o'keefe sting wants the full videos released
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Allow this feminist anthem to sum up the bs women deal with every day
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Why the house speaker scramble may imperil republican fundraising
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Sorry! just saw these texts now! hope your birthday party, christmas and wedding were great!
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Q: why did the rabbit eat lunch under the sink? a: he found a leek there.
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The bob cesca show podcast: trumpcare is a deadly mistake; plus, trump's confusing russia tweets
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I wonder what the parking situation is at the special olympics? ....
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Teacher protests in detroit cause schools to close
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I wish i was as good at anything as pitbull is at rhyming a word with itself.
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Homemade gift ideas: tart-cherry and dark chocolate bar wrappers
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Here's why being a disney princess would be super awkward
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Dear drug dealer, i just might be serious, love a mom
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Under trumpcare, pregnancy could be 425% more expensive and more parenting stories
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What do you say when you friendzone a brony? friendship is magic.
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What do you call two crows on a fence? attempted murder.
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Lou gehrig... ... died from lou gehrig's disease. what are the chances of that?
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Sarah jessica parker walks into a bar... and the bartender goes why the long face
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Kick-ass 'guardians of the galaxy 2' trailer premieres on kimmel
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'sicarii essenes,' 'those of the circumcision,' and qumran
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Why religious freedom advocates should be concerned about sam brownback
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I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.
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Somebody keeps on putting topsoil on my allotment. the plot thickens...
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Justin bieber dodges water bottle attack after refusing to sing ‘despacito’
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Nra chief wayne lapierre: fbi, elitism to blame for school shootings
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A mom and daughter on the too much-ness of loose teeth
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5 big discoveries about personal effectiveness in 2012
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What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get? a melon collie!
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Q. how did the blonde die ice-fishing? a. she was run over by the zambonis machine.
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Fact: people that choose a table over a booth have murdered at least one person.
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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging? a running joke.
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Haunted house with 'john wayne gacy room' erected near where serial killer was active
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Where do polar bears go to deposit money? a snowbank
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How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes? he fell into it.
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Brazil ramps up yellow fever vaccination campaign after dead monkey discovered
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Math problems were invented by men, just so women would be wrong some of the time.
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We used to call a girl at work 'turtle.' when she's on her back she's fucked.
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