CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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National security adviser won't deny trump revealed classified info to russian officials	false
What do you call a guy who does not fart in public? a private tutor.	true
'lost' gopro records stunning grand canyon footage from edge of space	false
I always cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was a good dog.	true
Cat is pulled from rubble 6 days after italy's deadly earthquake	false
This is what happens when people say no to violence against women	false
Here's your chance to join joan rivers on huffpost live	false
Why can't fashion designers play uno? because they always draw a cardigan.	true
'we've both been in your shoes': couple leaves 150% tip for busy waiter despite poor service	false
Do you think our lord and savior ever masturbated? jesus fucking christ...	true
As bmi goes up, so do health costs	false
Why did the snowman take his pants off? because he heard the snow blower coming.	true
7 ways to cleanse yourself daily of negative energy absorption (nea)	false
New clip from pixar's 'inside out' will get you even more psyched	false
Belgium: beer, chocolate and the battle of the bulge	false
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? he worked his problems out with a pencil.	true
Ben flajnik, courtney robertson claim: 'we love each other very much'	false
How do you call someone named olaf with ebola? ebolaf	true
25 funny thanksgiving videos to get you through the holiday	false
Dad, what does it take to become a writer? a job.	true
Tulsa shooting rampage appears to be case of racial revenge	false
Please, frankenstein was my creator's name; call me the monster	true
If you are what you eat... then i really am an innocent little girl.	true
What's so good about having sex with twenty one year olds? there's twenty of them.	true
What trump's fight against extremism can learn from la’s counter-gang strategy	false
What's the best thing about switzerland? i don't know, but the flag is a big plus.	true
What do you call a politician with their head up their ass? david cameron.	true
jumps into volcano as sacrifice volcano spits me back out	true
Sheriff joe arpaio found in contempt of court in racial profiling case	false
What did the spanish firefighter name his twin sons? jose and hose b	true
What is peter pan on death row? a frying pan	true
Not only is my new thesaurus terrible but it's also terrible	true
Some dos and don'ts for people without kids when dealing with their breeder friends	false
Tom brady really seemed to hate his gq ‘man of the year’ interview	false
Mike pence admits 'evidence' points to russia interfering with u.s. elections	false
Amy poehler is making a wine comedy and we'll drink to that	false
What did the goat living in manama say when it starting raining? baaahh rain!	true
Couple: couple: how does it look? i just got my hair done, so pretty good	true
Seth meyers takes aim at the trump administration's 'alternative facts'	false
What is the difference between love and lust? spiiting and swallowing.	true
I guess you could say i like my life how i like my coffee i don't like coffee	true
Be who you are and stand above the crowd	false
The new york times just provided a massive platform for transphobia	false
Summer jackets for every body type, from petite to curvy (photos)	false
New season brings new ski lifts and terrain	false
Grills gone wild: 8 deliciously different cookout recipes	false
Domestic violence awareness month is about protecting people and pets	false
How do you know a joke is a repost? it's on the front page	true
What does stevie wonder call his money? wonderbread. anyone want to be my friend?	true
Two men allegedly beaten by mob over confederate flag decal	false
Why did the chicken soup cross the road? because it was down hill!	true
10 easter brunch recipes that will become family favorites	false
Why are gay guys good helpers when moving? they know how to pack your shit.	true
What std is found most commonly among lesbians? carpet burn	true
Transgender woman comes out to her mom with dementia '100 times a year'	false
Julia restoin-roitfeld strikes pregnant, lingerie-clad pose on i-d cover (photos)	false
Zombie funds receiving a 'close look' from sec	false
Why did the hypothalamus want to join a band? because it had great circadian rhythms.	true
Liar, liar pants on fire: making kids say sorry when they don't actually mean it	false
Ancient rheumatism drug effective at reducing inflammation around heart	false
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? bison.	true
Wcs at 120: then and now, conservation action takes a movement	false
Did you hear about the gynecologist... ...who wallpapered his front room through the letter box?	true
Whats the hardest thing about a pedophile. his dick.	true
Bradley friesen's vancouver bachelor pad really raises the bar on single living (photos)	false
What is happiess... happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city	true
What do you call a pile of cats? a meowntain.	true
Ladies, if he tells you he's 6 feet & 4 inches, be sure those aren't two separate measurements.	true
Gps guide: austin rivers, nba player, shares his off-court routine	false
Why are lesbian prostitutes so wealthy? they make money hand over fist	true
A year after debit reform, consumers benefit even as banks cast false blame	false
Americans care most about the economy. they think trump and clinton don't.	false
Renisha mcbride, trayvon martin and how race & gender have affected coverage	false
Here's 2 minutes of disney characters falling down	false
If lucky charms are magically delicious... it should be called ethereal box.	true
Flight attendant’s hilarious in-flight safety demo goes viral	false
It seems like carly fiorina really, really wants a job in the trump administration	false
Queen elizabeth ii was a bookworm in her '40s princess days (photo)	false
The best way to eat avocados: avocado pasta	false
I only make mistakes when i'm around people who are observant.	true
Donald trump is second-guessing the united states' china policy -- america's china experts are too	false
What's the deal with airplane food? newsflash, jerry: it's called jet fuel.	true
Dnc guy targets james comey in too-long joke	false
Tips on creating a safe in-app environment for kids and parents	false
I escaped the terrorists of iraq, wanna know how i did it? i ran.	true
Waiter there's a fly in my soup! no sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak.	true
Say what you will about hitler, but the guy did kill hitler.	true
These new wine coolers are actually worth drinking	false
How to get fucked up in bakery? get creampied.	true
The republican debate included lots of misleading claims	false
You're what you eat so say hello to your new mum ;)	true
Nothing says proper retirement planning like a garbage can full of losing lottery tickets	true
Chocolate truffle recipes that make storebought candies feel ashamed	false
Austin voters deal huge setback to uber, lyft	false
Hey guys i'm at nxne! where the hell is everybody?	true
The rock is going to have a kid, which they'll name pebbles.	true
This just in: donald trump potentially a misogynist! also, water wet!	false
When your nose is running and your feet smell, you are not sick you're just built upside down.	true
'overdressed' by elizabeth cline: author on why michelle obama's fashion choices need some work	false
A blind guy walks into a bar.... and a table...and a stool...and a door	true

National security adviser won't deny trump revealed classified info to russian officials

false

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public? a private tutor.

true

'lost' gopro records stunning grand canyon footage from edge of space

false

I always cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was a good dog.

true

Cat is pulled from rubble 6 days after italy's deadly earthquake

false

This is what happens when people say no to violence against women

false

Here's your chance to join joan rivers on huffpost live

false

Why can't fashion designers play uno? because they always draw a cardigan.

true

'we've both been in your shoes': couple leaves 150% tip for busy waiter despite poor service

false

Do you think our lord and savior ever masturbated? jesus fucking christ...

true

As bmi goes up, so do health costs

false

Why did the snowman take his pants off? because he heard the snow blower coming.

true

7 ways to cleanse yourself daily of negative energy absorption (nea)

false

New clip from pixar's 'inside out' will get you even more psyched

false

Belgium: beer, chocolate and the battle of the bulge

false

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? he worked his problems out with a pencil.

true

Ben flajnik, courtney robertson claim: 'we love each other very much'

false

How do you call someone named olaf with ebola? ebolaf

true

25 funny thanksgiving videos to get you through the holiday

false

Dad, what does it take to become a writer? a job.

true

Tulsa shooting rampage appears to be case of racial revenge

false

Please, frankenstein was my creator's name; call me the monster

true

If you are what you eat... then i really am an innocent little girl.

true

What's so good about having sex with twenty one year olds? there's twenty of them.

true

What trump's fight against extremism can learn from la’s counter-gang strategy

false

What's the best thing about switzerland? i don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

true

What do you call a politician with their head up their ass? david cameron.

true

*jumps into volcano as sacrifice* *volcano spits me back out*

true

Sheriff joe arpaio found in contempt of court in racial profiling case

false

What did the spanish firefighter name his twin sons? jose and hose b

true

What is peter pan on death row? a frying pan

true

Not only is my new thesaurus terrible but it's also terrible

true

Some dos and don'ts for people without kids when dealing with their breeder friends

false

Tom brady really seemed to hate his gq ‘man of the year’ interview

false

Mike pence admits 'evidence' points to russia interfering with u.s. elections

false

Amy poehler is making a wine comedy and we'll drink to that

false

What did the goat living in manama say when it starting raining? baaahh rain!

true

Couple: couple: how does it look? i just got my hair done, so pretty good

true

Seth meyers takes aim at the trump administration's 'alternative facts'

false

What is the difference between love and lust? spiiting and swallowing.

true

I guess you could say i like my life how i like my coffee i don't like coffee

true

Be who you are and stand above the crowd

false

The new york times just provided a massive platform for transphobia

false

Summer jackets for every body type, from petite to curvy (photos)

false

New season brings new ski lifts and terrain

false

Grills gone wild: 8 deliciously different cookout recipes

false

Domestic violence awareness month is about protecting people and pets

false

How do you know a joke is a repost? it's on the front page

true

What does stevie wonder call his money? wonderbread. anyone want to be my friend?

true

Two men allegedly beaten by mob over confederate flag decal

false

Why did the chicken soup cross the road? because it was down hill!

true

10 easter brunch recipes that will become family favorites

false

Why are gay guys good helpers when moving? they know how to pack your shit.

true

What std is found most commonly among lesbians? carpet burn

true

Transgender woman comes out to her mom with dementia '100 times a year'

false

Julia restoin-roitfeld strikes pregnant, lingerie-clad pose on i-d cover (photos)

false

Zombie funds receiving a 'close look' from sec

false

Why did the hypothalamus want to join a band? because it had great circadian rhythms.

true

Liar, liar pants on fire: making kids say sorry when they don't actually mean it

false

Ancient rheumatism drug effective at reducing inflammation around heart

false

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? bison.

true

Wcs at 120: then and now, conservation action takes a movement

false

Did you hear about the gynecologist... ...who wallpapered his front room through the letter box?

true

Whats the hardest thing about a pedophile. his dick.

true

Bradley friesen's vancouver bachelor pad really raises the bar on single living (photos)

false

What is happiess... happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city

true

What do you call a pile of cats? a meowntain.

true

Ladies, if he tells you he's 6 feet & 4 inches, be sure those aren't two separate measurements.

true

Gps guide: austin rivers, nba player, shares his off-court routine

false

Why are lesbian prostitutes so wealthy? they make money hand over fist

true

A year after debit reform, consumers benefit even as banks cast false blame

false

Americans care most about the economy. they think trump and clinton don't.

false

Renisha mcbride, trayvon martin and how race & gender have affected coverage

false

Here's 2 minutes of disney characters falling down

false

If lucky charms are magically delicious... it should be called ethereal box.

true

Flight attendant’s hilarious in-flight safety demo goes viral

false

It seems like carly fiorina really, really wants a job in the trump administration

false

Queen elizabeth ii was a bookworm in her '40s princess days (photo)

false

The best way to eat avocados: avocado pasta

false

I only make mistakes when i'm around people who are observant.

true

Donald trump is second-guessing the united states' china policy -- america's china experts are too

false

What's the deal with airplane food? newsflash, jerry: it's called jet fuel.

true

Dnc guy targets james comey in too-long joke

false

Tips on creating a safe in-app environment for kids and parents

false

I escaped the terrorists of iraq, wanna know how i did it? i ran.

true

Waiter there's a fly in my soup! no sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak.

true

Say what you will about hitler, but the guy did kill hitler.

true

These new wine coolers are actually worth drinking

false

How to get fucked up in bakery? get creampied.

true

The republican debate included lots of misleading claims

false

You're what you eat so say hello to your new mum ;)

true

Nothing says proper retirement planning like a garbage can full of losing lottery tickets

true

Chocolate truffle recipes that make storebought candies feel ashamed

false

Austin voters deal huge setback to uber, lyft

false

Hey guys i'm at nxne! where the hell is everybody?

true

The rock is going to have a kid, which they'll name pebbles.

true

This just in: donald trump potentially a misogynist! also, water wet!

false

When your nose is running and your feet smell, you are not sick you're just built upside down.

true

'overdressed' by elizabeth cline: author on why michelle obama's fashion choices need some work

false

A blind guy walks into a bar.... and a table...and a stool...and a door

true