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What do baby swans dance to ? cygnet-ure-tunes !
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The best part about arguing with family make up sex
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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
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Ireland baldwin scores oscars gig, will be tvgn live with et's fashion correspondent
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Mueller team reportedly questioning if trump hid knowledge of russia meeting
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Nfl week 5 blitz: tom brady, peyton manning, aaron rodgers among best no-huddle quarterbacks
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What did the jewish pedophile say to the kid? hey, wanna buy some candy?
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I have a rape joke. never mind, it's a bit forced.
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Chelsea handler thinks america is full of 'educated intellectual racists'
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World's only flying eye hospital provides eye care to those in need
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Today is the day i go back to the gym. tomorrow is when i stop telling lies.
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Body painting may be the best part of nude recreation week
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How do you circumcise a hillbillly? kick his sister in the chin.
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Facebook needs a drama of the day section in my news feed.
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Ed sheeran just blessed us with not one but two new singles
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I came online to watch porn and start arguements and i'm typing this with my left hand.
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The york minster chapter house's parade of faces
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Damn girl, are you damn girl? cuz damn girl.
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A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. bartender says, sorry we don't serve food here.
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'the moment gratitude changed my perspective in the classroom'
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Why was the amish girl excommunicated ? too mennonite. - hitchens
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Two wrongs don't make a right. but 3 lefts do.
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Terry bradshaw is fed up with the nfl's domestic violence problem
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Republican congressman: the best reason to vote for my opponent is he has a hot wife
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Donald trump has spent less than any other primary front-runner
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Ok, who's ready for fun? we're the photosynthesisters & we're gonna talk 2 u about plants!
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Appraising oil paintings: an expert shares tips on buying and selling art
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Somebody needs to tell tim burton about the other actors
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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car
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I'm addicted to brake fluid but i can stop whenever i want
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Who am i? i mustache you a question but i am shaving it for later.
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What's michael j. fox's favorite drink? a milkshake
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Why does jesus like japanese food? because he loves miso
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Cnn panel openly questions whether trump is fit for office after wild arizona rally
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'grey's anatomy' short-timer to star in 'cagney & lacey' reboot
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Baby's first year video is actually a love story between two sisters
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What do you call a jamaican proctologist? pokemon!
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'fantastic four' co-stars jamie bell and kate mara are engaged
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I keep all of my fishing equipment in one place. that's what sea shed.
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I had sex in an elevator.. it was awesome on so many levels!
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It takes 10,000 bumper stickers to create just one vegan.
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Islam is a religion of peace piece of you here, piece of you there
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Huffpollster: americans have surprising reactions to recent terror attacks
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People are hilariously imitating rihanna using her fenty body lava lotion
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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable ? the wheelchair
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Blogging for lgbtq families day: stories of pride and family
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Court temporarily blocks parts of trump's syrian refugee and travel ban
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A new narrative for the middle east: told by its children
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Washington state attorney general promises to uncover 'what truly motivated' trump's travel ban
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Gratitude speaks: katharine l'heureux, founder of kahina giving beauty
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Give 100% in everything you do except giving blood
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Tom hanks offers suggestion to those 'frustrated' with current affairs: 'read history'
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Why is my kitchen floor so gross i just mopped like 3 months ago.
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What did gandhi fight for? nothing, he was against violence.
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Chores and marriage: get cleaner, happier and sexier
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Amy schumer and blake lively are calling out these sexist magazine covers
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My brother's on a seafood diet. really? yes the more he sees food the more he eats.
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What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common? a wet nose
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4 recipes to start your new years cleanse
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Sorry to burst your bubble, but your waiter doesn't really think your choice was excellent.
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What would romantic living dead movie be called? zombaes
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Audemars piguet -- an afternoon talking with olivier audemars
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Keep guns out of dangerous hands in orlando, in chicago, in every community
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The earth gets a day, sharks get a week. that sounds about right.
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How do you know when the king of egypt is horny? ...from all the pharaoh moans.
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Toby keith is joining trump in saudi arabia for a men-only concert
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My heart mustard go on - celine dijon
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I ordered a bowl of spaghetti and found a linguine noodle at the bottom he was an impasta
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What did one tampon say to the other? nothing, they're both stuck up cunts.
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In exchange for eternal youth, amanda promised a witch her firstborn child. amanda's a lesbian.
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Me and my wife were happy for 20 years... ...then we met each other
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Who are you and how did you get in here? i'm a locksmith and i'm a locksmith.
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Why does the mexican guy take xanax? for hispanic attacks edit: happy cinco de mayo
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My wife treats me like god!! she takes no notice of my existence till she wants something.
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There aren't enough specialists to treat our growing obese population
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What's a feminist's least favourite bread? gender rolls
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Taylor swift predicted this kim kardashian recording disaster last year
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Emmys best dressed list: the 2013 award show saw some beautiful gowns (photos)
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Sandra bland's mother says cop's perjury charge is 'not justice'
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Why can't ray charles see his friends? because he is married
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Patrick stewart chimes in on those kellyanne conway comparisons
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See which 2016 candidate best aligns with your views
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Jennifer lopez singing karaoke to jennifer lopez songs is so real
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It's all coming back to me! as i piss in the wind.
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Taylor admits she was totally shocked by 'bachelor in paradise' proposal
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Of course jesus is black: ‘that s**t doesn’t happen to white people’
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I am the cuba gooding jr. of succeeding at something every 8-10 years or so...
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Theresa may breaks with brexiteers over immigration proposals
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My sister asked her husband to help wrap (presents) so he said then throw down a beat
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What are snails trying to do? their best
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What musical instrument should you never, ever trust? the lyre.
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A war worth fighting, but we're not there yet
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Why did plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth? he didn't understand flossophy!
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I left some burgers sitting in my fridge since the horse-meat scandal. and they're off!!
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Lena dunham defends 'girls' writer accused of raping 17-year-old
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On 'bachelor in paradise,' ashley is all of us, but so are jared and caila
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Where do nazis go on vacation? the holocoast.
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Has the airplane joke been posted yet? eh never mind, it'll go over your head.
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Two irishmen walk out of a bar... ...well it could happen.
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Playing dodgeball with kids is harder than it looks cause you have to throw them with both hands.
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