CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Hmm, this dark money organization seems to exist just to help marco rubio	false
Bed bug survival in freezing temperatures examined by scientists	false
Twista speaks out against the ongoing violence in chicago	false
There was this story on overcrowded animal shelters... i just couldn't put it down.	true
Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? they're always switching their tails!	true
Prince charles voted next commonwealth leader after queen's endorsement	false
Normal people: aww, they're such a cute couple me: i wonder if they fu***d yet	true
Why do blacks raise chickens? to teach their kids how to walk.	true
I don't mind showing up to work but this 8 hour wait to go home is bullshit.	true
No one at the new yorker understands how pop music works, apparently	false
Escaped bull dies after leading police chase through nyc	false
Barrier around harambe exhibit in cincinnati zoo was substandard, feds say	false
Why did newton's wife got pregnant? because he doesn't believe in using quantum	true
Why i love talkbacks and why you should too	false
Muslim group to form human shield around oslo synagogue	false
There's only one thing moms want this mother's day -- this	false
Walking could help to decrease depression, review finds	false
The ladies in my knitting club think it's hilarious when i greet them by saying, sup, my knittas?!	true
What's long and hard and makes women cry at night? crib death.	true
Never look at the guy riding a unicycle, you're giving him what he wants	true
Harper beckham's style: is this two-year-old the next suri cruise? (photos)	false
Dead vermont women were related to social worker shooter	false
Donald trump claims 100 percent of his foundation's money goes to charity. that's a lie.	false
When pigs fly they will have the most delicious wings.	true
Have you heard about the type of hay made from oak leaves? apparently it's ok	true
4 things i learned after viewing kinky boots	false
Watch dogs play in the mud because it's too darn fun to ignore	false
Poor will... everyone's always firing at him. a joke my grandad would use on occasion.	true
Carly fiorina sharpened political edges in 2010 senate bid	false
What is the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral? one less drunk.	true
If i agreed with you we'd both be wrong.	true
I bet centaurs never know who to root for at rodeos.	true
Knock knock who's there ! bette ! bette who ? bette of roses!	true
Parents using drug-sniffing dogs to monitor children's behavior: report (video)	false
Difference between outlaws and inlaws? the outlaws are wanted.	true
Webmd would be more accurate if every search result diagnosed you as a hypochondriac.	true
6 ways to make the most of your irish stout this st. paddy's	false
I almost became a cop...... i decided to finish high school instead!	true
The best wines to pair with your barbecue	false
Route 66, ride for the relay, day twelve	false
The pakistani friends and the foes of the new york times	false
Kid: mom, am i ugly? mom: i told you not to call me mom in public.	true
A $70,000 bicycle inspired by thonet's no. 14 chair	false
When tragedy strikes your community, mcdonald's will still be there to take your money.	true
What's the difference between a bull and a band?	true
Andie macdowell's style evolution: from big haired model to sleek movie star (photos)	false
Baby goes shopping: little girl's adorable trip to the supermarket	false
Does the tsa have a little penis problem? (video)	false
How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb? yarn.	true
Step on a crack and break your mother's back... smoke some crack and break your mother's heart.	true
3 ways to tell a social brand story	false
I want to go see the new purge movie... but i have to binge on the first two...	true
Why don't blind people like to skydive? because it scares the dog.	true
This 'queen sugar' scene challenges the idea boys can't play with dolls	false
Ad for letuce: do u- hey do u ever wish u coud eat water	true
Isis militants are final memory of school for many iraqi children	false
Doctor urged psychiatric treatment for germanwings co-pilot 2 weeks before crash	false
If you have a referee in football what do you have in bowls ? cornflakes !	true
How tech helped deliver wedding memories to a bed-ridden mother	false
Mom writes touching letter to son who has been missing for 26 years	false
Watch: why empathy is more powerful than sympathy	false
A joke about dwarves ejaculating... will be coming shortly.	true
These were the trendiest baby names in the early '80s	false
I couldn't find my credit card this morning. someone must have swiped it. i'm sorry.	true
Electricity is the gift that can keep on giving in africa	false
Bf: will you marry me? gf: do we have to live together? bf:	true
What is a whale's favorite tv show? flukes of hazard!	true
It’s not over: the fec is on the job with messy 2016 reporting by trump campaign and jfcs	false
You know what maybe i do wan't to meet hot singles in my area	true
Why is the letter e like london? because it is the capital of england.	true
Before twitter there was facebook, before facebook there was myspace and before that i had a life.	true
Trump cites possible political damage in explaining why he won't release taxes	false
If you were to wrap a cloud as a gift, what would you wrap it with? a rainbow!	true
How does a crackhead lose weight? diet coke.	true
If i pay $40 for a haunted house i better die	true
What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for christmas? cancer	true
I only hug people when i need to wipe my hands off.	true
Watch: james franco and zachary quinto share a slow-mo kiss	false
A buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand... ... and he says make me one with everything.	true
Giraffes can never be successful comedians... their humor goes way over your head.	true
U.s. appeals ruling against trump's revised travel ban to higher court	false
Hotel california? no thanks. pass on ca for a cheap hotel this summer	false
North korea tests rocket engine, u.s. officials say	false
Why were there no black people in the flintstones? because they were still considered monkeys.	true
How joe biden sees 'victory' in the fight against sexual assault	false
Your voice reminds me of a fart. it smells and nobody likes it.	true
Monday's morning email: trump wants to cut russia sanctions in return for nuclear arms deal	false
Why does beyonce sing to the left, to the left? she's secretly a nascar fan.	true
Finally, an excuse to drink my own urine	true
Wife: every time we argue, you think you're right.... me: yes, if i thought you were right, we	true
Barbara feldon, 'get smart' actress, and her enviable hair (photo)	false
Yea...sure! i was hoping someone would come and stand uncomfortably close to me today	true
My daughter is a gift, but her autism is not	false
Did you hear about the fly that flew through a screen door? he strained himself.	true
At my new job i have 500 people under me. i work on the 98th floor.	true
If you want to feel the bern have unprotected sex.	true
A simple secret for living to 100 and beyond	false
Donald trump picks dow chemical's andrew liveris to head american manufacturing council	false
Why you should be using linkedin more like facebook	false
Trump's new campaign head linked to company with fraud scandal past: report	false

Hmm, this dark money organization seems to exist just to help marco rubio

false

Bed bug survival in freezing temperatures examined by scientists

false

Twista speaks out against the ongoing violence in chicago

false

There was this story on overcrowded animal shelters... i just couldn't put it down.

true

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? they're always switching their tails!

true

Prince charles voted next commonwealth leader after queen's endorsement

false

Normal people: aww, they're such a cute couple me: i wonder if they fu***d yet

true

Why do blacks raise chickens? to teach their kids how to walk.

true

I don't mind showing up to work but this 8 hour wait to go home is bullshit.

true

No one at the new yorker understands how pop music works, apparently

false

Escaped bull dies after leading police chase through nyc

false

Barrier around harambe exhibit in cincinnati zoo was substandard, feds say

false

Why did newton's wife got pregnant? because he doesn't believe in using quantum

true

Why i love talkbacks and why you should too

false

Muslim group to form human shield around oslo synagogue

false

There's only one thing moms want this mother's day -- this

false

Walking could help to decrease depression, review finds

false

The ladies in my knitting club think it's hilarious when i greet them by saying, sup, my knittas?!

true

What's long and hard and makes women cry at night? crib death.

true

Never look at the guy riding a unicycle, you're giving him what he wants

true

Harper beckham's style: is this two-year-old the next suri cruise? (photos)

false

Dead vermont women were related to social worker shooter

false

Donald trump claims 100 percent of his foundation's money goes to charity. that's a lie.

false

When pigs fly they will have the most delicious wings.

true

Have you heard about the type of hay made from oak leaves? apparently it's ok

true

4 things i learned after viewing kinky boots

false

Watch dogs play in the mud because it's too darn fun to ignore

false

Poor will... everyone's always firing at him. a joke my grandad would use on occasion.

true

Carly fiorina sharpened political edges in 2010 senate bid

false

What is the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral? one less drunk.

true

If i agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

true

I bet centaurs never know who to root for at rodeos.

true

Knock knock who's there ! bette ! bette who ? bette of roses!

true

Parents using drug-sniffing dogs to monitor children's behavior: report (video)

false

Difference between outlaws and inlaws? the outlaws are wanted.

true

Webmd would be more accurate if every search result diagnosed you as a hypochondriac.

true

6 ways to make the most of your irish stout this st. paddy's

false

I almost became a cop...... i decided to finish high school instead!

true

The best wines to pair with your barbecue

false

Route 66, ride for the relay, day twelve

false

The pakistani friends and the foes of the new york times

false

Kid: mom, am i ugly? *mom:* i told you not to call me mom in public.

true

A $70,000 bicycle inspired by thonet's no. 14 chair

false

When tragedy strikes your community, mcdonald's will still be there to take your money.

true

What's the difference between a bull and a band?

true

Andie macdowell's style evolution: from big haired model to sleek movie star (photos)

false

Baby goes shopping: little girl's adorable trip to the supermarket

false

Does the tsa have a little penis problem? (video)

false

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb? yarn.

true

Step on a crack and break your mother's back... smoke some crack and break your mother's heart.

true

3 ways to tell a social brand story

false

I want to go see the new purge movie... but i have to binge on the first two...

true

Why don't blind people like to skydive? because it scares the dog.

true

This 'queen sugar' scene challenges the idea boys can't play with dolls

false

Ad for letuce: do u- hey do u ever wish u coud eat water

true

Isis militants are final memory of school for many iraqi children

false

Doctor urged psychiatric treatment for germanwings co-pilot 2 weeks before crash

false

If you have a referee in football what do you have in bowls ? cornflakes !

true

How tech helped deliver wedding memories to a bed-ridden mother

false

Mom writes touching letter to son who has been missing for 26 years

false

Watch: why empathy is more powerful than sympathy

false

A joke about dwarves ejaculating... will be coming shortly.

true

These were the trendiest baby names in the early '80s

false

I couldn't find my credit card this morning. someone must have swiped it. i'm sorry.

true

Electricity is the gift that can keep on giving in africa

false

Bf: will you marry me? gf: do we have to live together? bf:

true

What is a whale's favorite tv show? flukes of hazard!

true

It’s not over: the fec is on the job with messy 2016 reporting by trump campaign and jfcs

false

You know what maybe i do wan't to meet hot singles in my area

true

Why is the letter e like london? because it is the capital of england.

true

Before twitter there was facebook, before facebook there was myspace and before that i had a life.

true

Trump cites possible political damage in explaining why he won't release taxes

false

If you were to wrap a cloud as a gift, what would you wrap it with? a rainbow!

true

How does a crackhead lose weight? diet coke.

true

If i pay $40 for a haunted house i better die

true

What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for christmas? cancer

true

I only hug people when i need to wipe my hands off.

true

Watch: james franco and zachary quinto share a slow-mo kiss

false

A buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand... ... and he says make me one with everything.

true

Giraffes can never be successful comedians... their humor goes way over your head.

true

U.s. appeals ruling against trump's revised travel ban to higher court

false

Hotel california? no thanks. pass on ca for a cheap hotel this summer

false

North korea tests rocket engine, u.s. officials say

false

Why were there no black people in the flintstones? because they were still considered monkeys.

true

How joe biden sees 'victory' in the fight against sexual assault

false

Your voice reminds me of a fart. it smells and nobody likes it.

true

Monday's morning email: trump wants to cut russia sanctions in return for nuclear arms deal

false

Why does beyonce sing to the left, to the left? she's secretly a nascar fan.

true

Finally, an excuse to drink my own urine

true

Wife: every time we argue, you think you're right.... me: yes, if i thought you were right, we

true

Barbara feldon, 'get smart' actress, and her enviable hair (photo)

false

Yea...sure! i was hoping someone would come and stand uncomfortably close to me today

true

My daughter is a gift, but her autism is not

false

Did you hear about the fly that flew through a screen door? he strained himself.

true

At my new job i have 500 people under me. i work on the 98th floor.

true

If you want to feel the bern have unprotected sex.

true

A simple secret for living to 100 and beyond

false

Donald trump picks dow chemical's andrew liveris to head american manufacturing council

false

Why you should be using linkedin more like facebook

false

Trump's new campaign head linked to company with fraud scandal past: report

false