CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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A harvard grad's mom once lit his hand on fire. here's what he learned from that.	false
Life just isn't fair sometimes. woman can sell it but men can't even give it away.	true
31 tweets that perfectly sum up new year's eve for parents	false
I don't know whats more awkward, answering dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you.	true
I'd like a bowl of soup please. any sides? i hope so, or it'll go everywhere.	true
What type of belly buttons do cars have? audi's.	true
After reviewing my life, god may very well issue another 5 to 10 commandments. sorry, guys.	true
Rep. steve king endorses ted cruz for president	false
22 tweets about christmas shopping that will make parents laugh	false
Blind prostitutes. you gotta hand it to 'em.	true
The ultimate gift guide for the rich and clueless	false
Seth meyers likens 'fox & friends' to 'helicopter parents of a s**t private school kid'	false
What did the ocean say to the shore? nothing, it just waved.	true
Why do bears have fur coats ? because they'd look stupid in anoraks !	true
Why gordon ramsey hates wwe because it's f*cking raw	true
Bobby brown's arrest for dui: his addiction history explained	false
Aquaman: come on in the water is great. ironman: sorry dude i have rust issues.	true
If isis would really like the world to know their intentions.. they should kill a lion	true
West virginia teachers strike set to continue after lawmakers lower raises	false
Tony robinson, rubén garcía, and police brutality against brown bodies	false
Did you hear about the worlds largest broom? it's really sweeping the nation	true
'zoolander': ben stiller snaps photo of owen wilson meeting malaysian prime minister	false
Why don't blind men go skydiving? because it scares the shit out of the dog!	true
Miranda lambert and shania twain have a girls' night out	false
What do you call a swashbuckler when he noticed you? a senpairate.	true
You can now turn your bitter tears into a fancy cocktail	false
I sing like an amputee i can't hold a note, can't carry a tune...	true
A look back: the hometowns of miss usa (slideshow)	false
Why a cutback in oil production is sorely needed	false
10 cheapest backpacking cities in central and south america	false
How did captain hook die ? he wiped his ass with the wrong hand.	true
Why did paul walker cross the road? because he wasn't wearing his seat belt. (i'm sorry)	true
20 tricks for a more effective ab workout	false
Ted cruz talks about condoms and his college days. it goes as well as you'd expect.	false
How much money do gay bars make? a buttload.	true
What it's like to dog sled in northern sweden	false
Black leaders should not walk out on trump	false
18 cozy fall scarves to keep you warm all season long	false
British authorities reportedly foil terror plot to assassinate prime minister theresa may	false
Here are the funniest reactions to twitter's new 10,000-character limit	false
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp? something that stinks and stings!	true
Tesla unveils the d at event in la	false
A barber applied for a scholarship at the barber's academy he didn't make the cut	true
'summer triangle' lights up july sky: how to see stars vega, altair, deneb	false
Fox news meteorologist slams woman who said her legs are 'too fat'	false
The 10 happiest (and unhappiest) cities for workers	false
Parcc is down to dc plus ten states, and louisiana isn't one of them	false
How many it techs does it take to change a lightbulb? ticket closed: forwarded to facilities.	true
This emotional dance showcase remembers the generation we lost to aids	false
How the affordable care act gave us choices and changed our lives	false
Why nuns don't wear bras? god supports everything.	true
This year's pulitzer prizes honor reporting on the me too movement	false
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. then it hit me.	true
Uk airshow crash death toll likely to rise to 11	false
Korean air lines evacuates plane at haneda airport in tokyo for engine fire	false
Has anyone seen my jacket? it's white with sleeves that make you hug yourself and a cute belt.	true
What does a vampire take for a cold? coffin syrup!	true
Judy garland: is the gay icon finally 'over the rainbow'?	false
Eli5: with the recent outbreak of ebola why hasn't madagascar sealed it's borders yet?	true
The outsiders: why is ponyboy lactose intolerant? he hates dairy but likes sodapop.	true
How did the blind kid burn the side of his face? he answered the iron	true
Renaissance man: david duchovny explains genesis of debut album, hell or highwater	false
11: he shoots for her coffee. he scores! he's... me: grounded.	true
Amazon has best-ever holiday season as traditional retail stays lukewarm	false
Joe biden reminds men just how important they are in the fight against sexual assault	false
Minnesota governor mark dayton diagnosed with prostate cancer	false
Whats lil' waynes favorite pizza place? little seizures	true
Watch: colombia dazzles and dances in world cup return	false
Why did the cow jump over the moon? because the farmer had cold hands	true
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? together, we can stop this shit.	true
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feels so good.	true
Hollywood barely snubbed ryan seacrest, because of course	false
Love hurts: what we learn from 'beauty and the beast,' 'twilight,' and 'fifty shades of grey'	false
Elton john to write about 'rollercoaster' life in upcoming memoir	false
Why do farmers have potential to become great judges? they recognize bullshit from miles.	true
Jon voight is 'concerned' about daughter angelina jolie's divorce from brad pitt	false
What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert? darude sandstorm	true
When i die i want to be cremated and blown in the faces of my enemies	true
On anne frankly and i did nazi that coming... those panzer gettin`old	true
Obama has 'contempt' for new york times columnist maureen dowd	false
Valentine, smalentine: 14 ways having a dog trumps having a man	false
It sucks being a wiener. your best friends are a couple of nuts and you neighbor's an asshole.	true
Ballet memphis aims to broaden the conversation around dance in nyc	false
What do you call a gay dentist? a tooth fairy	true
A religious american just went on a killing spree with out killing anyone. talk about a bad aimish	true
What's the difference between jam and marmalade? i can't marmalade my dick up your ass.	true
With greetings from trump, pence says u.s. committed to europe	false
This cyclist is peddling hope for anyone who's #withher	false
Trayvon martin's mother explains why she's voting for hillary clinton	false
Instagram now has video! i'm going to film the hell out of this salad!	true
The phrase silence is golden doesn't make any sense because duct tape is silver.	true
Comedians take over trump rally and make the donald their pet monkey	false
Why can't a t-rex clap? because they're all dead	true
What are the pigs warned to look out for in new york? pigpockets.	true
Is your ass a computer? because i want to back it up to a 3 inch floppy.	true
My girlfriend called me a pedophile i said, that's a pretty big word for a six year old.	true
I'm absolutely incredible in bed. in fact, yesterday i slept 15 hours.	true
Jon hendricks, legendary jazz and vocalese singer, dies at 96	false
What do you get from a dollar-an-hour hooker? a lot of bang for your buck.	true
A selfless chef won a reality game show and used the prize money to feed his community.	false

A harvard grad's mom once lit his hand on fire. here's what he learned from that.

false

Life just isn't fair sometimes. woman can sell it but men can't even give it away.

true

31 tweets that perfectly sum up new year's eve for parents

false

I don't know whats more awkward, answering dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you.

true

I'd like a bowl of soup please. any sides? i hope so, or it'll go everywhere.

true

What type of belly buttons do cars have? audi's.

true

After reviewing my life, god may very well issue another 5 to 10 commandments. sorry, guys.

true

Rep. steve king endorses ted cruz for president

false

22 tweets about christmas shopping that will make parents laugh

false

Blind prostitutes. you gotta hand it to 'em.

true

The ultimate gift guide for the rich and clueless

false

Seth meyers likens 'fox & friends' to 'helicopter parents of a s**t private school kid'

false

What did the ocean say to the shore? nothing, it just waved.

true

Why do bears have fur coats ? because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

true

Why gordon ramsey hates wwe because it's f*cking raw

true

Bobby brown's arrest for dui: his addiction history explained

false

Aquaman: come on in the water is great. ironman: sorry dude i have rust issues.

true

If isis would really like the world to know their intentions.. they should kill a lion

true

West virginia teachers strike set to continue after lawmakers lower raises

false

Tony robinson, rubén garcía, and police brutality against brown bodies

false

Did you hear about the worlds largest broom? it's really sweeping the nation

true

'zoolander': ben stiller snaps photo of owen wilson meeting malaysian prime minister

false

Why don't blind men go skydiving? because it scares the shit out of the dog!

true

Miranda lambert and shania twain have a girls' night out

false

What do you call a swashbuckler when he noticed you? a senpairate.

true

You can now turn your bitter tears into a fancy cocktail

false

I sing like an amputee i can't hold a note, can't carry a tune...

true

A look back: the hometowns of miss usa (slideshow)

false

Why a cutback in oil production is sorely needed

false

10 cheapest backpacking cities in central and south america

false

How did captain hook die ? he wiped his ass with the wrong hand.

true

Why did paul walker cross the road? because he wasn't wearing his seat belt. (i'm sorry)

true

20 tricks for a more effective ab workout

false

Ted cruz talks about condoms and his college days. it goes as well as you'd expect.

false

How much money do gay bars make? a buttload.

true

What it's like to dog sled in northern sweden

false

Black leaders should not walk out on trump

false

18 cozy fall scarves to keep you warm all season long

false

British authorities reportedly foil terror plot to assassinate prime minister theresa may

false

Here are the funniest reactions to twitter's new 10,000-character limit

false

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp? something that stinks and stings!

true

Tesla unveils the d at event in la

false

A barber applied for a scholarship at the barber's academy he didn't make the cut

true

'summer triangle' lights up july sky: how to see stars vega, altair, deneb

false

Fox news meteorologist slams woman who said her legs are 'too fat'

false

The 10 happiest (and unhappiest) cities for workers

false

Parcc is down to dc plus ten states, and louisiana isn't one of them

false

How many it techs does it take to change a lightbulb? ticket closed: forwarded to facilities.

true

This emotional dance showcase remembers the generation we lost to aids

false

How the affordable care act gave us choices and changed our lives

false

Why nuns don't wear bras? god supports everything.

true

This year's pulitzer prizes honor reporting on the me too movement

false

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. then it hit me.

true

Uk airshow crash death toll likely to rise to 11

false

Korean air lines evacuates plane at haneda airport in tokyo for engine fire

false

Has anyone seen my jacket? it's white with sleeves that make you hug yourself and a cute belt.

true

What does a vampire take for a cold? coffin syrup!

true

Judy garland: is the gay icon finally 'over the rainbow'?

false

Eli5: with the recent outbreak of ebola why hasn't madagascar sealed it's borders yet?

true

The outsiders: why is ponyboy lactose intolerant? he hates dairy but likes sodapop.

true

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face? he answered the iron

true

Renaissance man: david duchovny explains genesis of debut album, hell or highwater

false

11: he shoots for her coffee. he scores! he's... me: grounded.

true

Amazon has best-ever holiday season as traditional retail stays lukewarm

false

Joe biden reminds men just how important they are in the fight against sexual assault

false

Minnesota governor mark dayton diagnosed with prostate cancer

false

Whats lil' waynes favorite pizza place? little seizures

true

Watch: colombia dazzles and dances in world cup return

false

Why did the cow jump over the moon? because the farmer had cold hands

true

What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? together, we can stop this shit.

true

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feels so good.

true

Hollywood barely snubbed ryan seacrest, because of course

false

Love hurts: what we learn from 'beauty and the beast,' 'twilight,' and 'fifty shades of grey'

false

Elton john to write about 'rollercoaster' life in upcoming memoir

false

Why do farmers have potential to become great judges? they recognize bullshit from miles.

true

Jon voight is 'concerned' about daughter angelina jolie's divorce from brad pitt

false

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert? darude sandstorm

true

When i die i want to be cremated and blown in the faces of my enemies

true

On anne frankly and i did nazi that coming... those *panzer* gettin`old

true

Obama has 'contempt' for new york times columnist maureen dowd

false

Valentine, smalentine: 14 ways having a dog trumps having a man

false

It sucks being a wiener. your best friends are a couple of nuts and you neighbor's an asshole.

true

Ballet memphis aims to broaden the conversation around dance in nyc

false

What do you call a gay dentist? a tooth fairy

true

A religious american just went on a killing spree with out killing anyone. talk about a bad aimish

true

What's the difference between jam and marmalade? i can't marmalade my dick up your ass.

true

With greetings from trump, pence says u.s. committed to europe

false

This cyclist is peddling hope for anyone who's #withher

false

Trayvon martin's mother explains why she's voting for hillary clinton

false

Instagram now has video! i'm going to film the hell out of this salad!

true

The phrase silence is golden doesn't make any sense because duct tape is silver.

true

Comedians take over trump rally and make the donald their pet monkey

false

Why can't a t-rex clap? because they're all dead

true

What are the pigs warned to look out for in new york? pigpockets.

true

Is your ass a computer? because i want to back it up to a 3 inch floppy.

true

My girlfriend called me a pedophile i said, that's a pretty big word for a six year old.

true

I'm absolutely incredible in bed. in fact, yesterday i slept 15 hours.

true

Jon hendricks, legendary jazz and vocalese singer, dies at 96

false

What do you get from a dollar-an-hour hooker? a lot of bang for your buck.

true

A selfless chef won a reality game show and used the prize money to feed his community.

false