CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Why can't you fool an aborted baby? nsfw because it wasn't born yesterday.	true
All of these homes are $100,000 or less (photos)	false
Individual character: it's still an important factor in success	false
Why are toblerone's triangular shaped? so they fit in the box.	true
The only thing you need to become a good writer	false
Call me old fashioned, but i'm dying of smallpox.	true
'late show' imagines candidate donald trump running against president donald trump	false
I'm not gay i just have a dick fetish.	true
Heidi klum: i don't know if i'll marry again	false
5 reasons to start wedding planning this holiday season	false
Vroom vroom! vroom vroom vroom! screech! - entire script for fast and the furious 6	true
The best thing about fucking 26 year olds is... there's 26 of them.	true
god provides manna from heaven is there gluten in this?	true
How do you explain evolution to a ten year old?	false
A buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand and says make me one with everything.	true
Hope solo says u.s. women's soccer team lost to 'cowards'	false
Western elections offer trump opportunity to add to lead	false
Why kellyanne conway doesn't get a break on her bowling green massacre lie	false
What do you call it when a stripper gives you a free lap-dance? a pro boner.	true
What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot? the steaks are high.	true
'hello kitty disneyland' in japan is absolute purrfection	false
Rita hayworth, dancer and actress, in a little black dress (photo)	false
10 mind-blowing bridges that connect two states (or countries!)	false
Friends and diaspora of south sudan urge leaders to choose peace	false
Him: it's so damn sexy when women bite their lip me: like this? him: the bottom lip.	true
Violence, poverty, illiteracy affect far too many women. what you should know, what you can do	false
I started working for a company that made hinges it really opened a lot of doors for me	true
Why you should be nice to the step parent	false
What does the old nazi call his favorite reclining chair? mein kampfy chair.	true
The internet is like alcohol, it gives people courage.	true
Why did jesus have to walk everywhere? he drove a ford.	true
Being a dj is tough because sometimes itunes won't open.	true
What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable? mrs hawking.	true
What do you call a shy rapper? lil' confidence	true
Big weddings are overrated and expensive: you should elope.	false
The super bowl could never not be breeding grounds for sexual exploitation	false
Little girl who couldn't believe obama was leaving office finally met the president	false
The top 10 beauty products every bride needs...now!	false
College is the opposite of kidnapping. they demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back.	true
Inside the conspiracy to gin up a va scandal	false
Senate dems call donald trump’s epa pick a ‘full-fledged environmental emergency'	false
I remember 2016... just like it was yesterday.	true
This is your life, as recalled by an app	false
My doctor told me to stay away from transfats so i can't go on tumblr	true
Was billy idol? no, he was moving at the time.	true
Ted cruz raises $4 million in his first week running for president	false
Donald trump is already using the nunes memo to undermine the russia investigation	false
The science of shapewear (and where all the fat goes)	false
Dad takes kids on a laundry basket sled ride in the snow... because it's texas	false
What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality tv shows? survivor guilt.	true
The nfl's approach to kids today is out of bounds	false
Ebola jokes knock knock who's there? ebola. ebola who? ebowl of cereal	true
The whole thing about we're all going to die some day, that's a joke, right?	true
Why is it easy to defeat an army of suicide bombers? there are no experienced ones	true
How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction? it turns out, it's not very hard at all	true
Israel claims it cracked the first isis cell on its soil	false
Sometimes i wish real world conversation had a 140 character limit.	true
Two guys walk into a bar... ...tender. wait, what the hell?!	true
Here's a handy trick. when people are talking to you, nod and think about other stuff.	true
What happens to illegally parked frogs ? they get toad away.	true
Coffee -- even decaf -- could help cut diabetes risk	false
After monday and tuesday even the calendar says w t f.	true
Church potluck leaves one dead, 20 ill with botulism symptoms	false
The phrase don't take this the wrong way has a zero percent success rate.	true
Father's day: ashley madison says dads may be celebrating with kids they didn't spawn	false
Trump and china risk sparking dangerous middle east arms race	false
22 no-hassle travel tricks that keep you zen on the go	false
What your kitchen will look like in 2025, according to ge appliance designers	false
9 samsung execs are being investigated for insider trading	false
What's the hardest part about rollerblading? tellings your parents you're gay.	true
Woman's painfully ironic photo highlights the reality of homelessness	false
The reason i'll be proud at his graduation	false
Man who farts in church... ... sits in own pew	true
'say yes to the dress: atlanta' bride plans to marry a man she's never met (video)	false
People who have wheels on their office chair, how do you get any work done?	true
Lupita nyong'o in talks to star in 'black panther'	false
My teacher told me to turn in my essay, but i ain't no snitch	true
What did tom hanks do in the woods? he took a forrest dump.	true
What did the abacus say to the adding machine? calc you later!	true
Why was the anomaly so poor? because it didn't make any cents!	true
Epa quietly asked the public which clean air rules to cut. industry answered loudest.	false
Man who attacked gop politicians was a bernie supporter with a violent history	false
Gop senators recommend criminal investigation of trump dossier author	false
Paul ryan was right: this was a defining moment for the republican party	false
Gay men will marry your girlfriends: straight men from scotch tape productions respond (video)	false
Harper lee's death mourned by readers, celebs and the literary world	false
Went into the kitchen to look for pot and all i found were pans.	true
Interfaith soccer match brings top players together for peace	false
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven? peter. he can deny jesus three times.	true
Pappy’s smokehouse is where the locals go in st. louis	false
If ebenezer scrooge were a sheep, what kind of hat would he wear? a baa-homburg!	true
What does helen keller call her dog? nothing. she's dead.	true
Why are marines who can't swim better? they defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.	true
Terry crews: black men aren’t allowed to be victims until they’re dead	false
Please, keep talking. i always yawn when i am interested.	true
Do you really believe what you say you believe?	false
Middlebury bans energy drink sales, citing link to 'high-risk sex'	false
Google changed to alphabet mostly alpha, not making it to bet-	true
My mother + my father condom = most awesome person alive!	true
Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? steven hawking after a house fire.	true

Why can't you fool an aborted baby? nsfw because it wasn't born yesterday.

true

All of these homes are $100,000 or less (photos)

false

Individual character: it's still an important factor in success

false

Why are toblerone's triangular shaped? so they fit in the box.

true

The only thing you need to become a good writer

false

Call me old fashioned, but i'm dying of smallpox.

true

'late show' imagines candidate donald trump running against president donald trump

false

I'm not gay i just have a dick fetish.

true

Heidi klum: i don't know if i'll marry again

false

5 reasons to start wedding planning this holiday season

false

Vroom vroom! vroom vroom vroom! screech! - entire script for fast and the furious 6

true

The best thing about fucking 26 year olds is... there's 26 of them.

true

*god provides manna from heaven* is there gluten in this?

true

How do you explain evolution to a ten year old?

false

A buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand and says make me one with everything.

true

Hope solo says u.s. women's soccer team lost to 'cowards'

false

Western elections offer trump opportunity to add to lead

false

Why kellyanne conway doesn't get a break on her bowling green massacre lie

false

What do you call it when a stripper gives you a free lap-dance? a pro boner.

true

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot? the steaks are high.

true

'hello kitty disneyland' in japan is absolute purrfection

false

Rita hayworth, dancer and actress, in a little black dress (photo)

false

10 mind-blowing bridges that connect two states (or countries!)

false

Friends and diaspora of south sudan urge leaders to choose peace

false

Him: it's so damn sexy when women bite their lip me: like this? him: the bottom lip.

true

Violence, poverty, illiteracy affect far too many women. what you should know, what you can do

false

I started working for a company that made hinges it really opened a lot of doors for me

true

Why you should be nice to the step parent

false

What does the old nazi call his favorite reclining chair? mein kampfy chair.

true

The internet is like alcohol, it gives people courage.

true

Why did jesus have to walk everywhere? he drove a ford.

true

Being a dj is tough because sometimes itunes won't open.

true

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable? mrs hawking.

true

What do you call a shy rapper? lil' confidence

true

Big weddings are overrated and expensive: you should elope.

false

The super bowl could never not be breeding grounds for sexual exploitation

false

Little girl who couldn't believe obama was leaving office finally met the president

false

The top 10 beauty products every bride needs...now!

false

College is the opposite of kidnapping. they demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back.

true

Inside the conspiracy to gin up a va scandal

false

Senate dems call donald trump’s epa pick a ‘full-fledged environmental emergency'

false

I remember 2016... just like it was yesterday.

true

This is your life, as recalled by an app

false

My doctor told me to stay away from transfats so i can't go on tumblr

true

Was billy idol? no, he was moving at the time.

true

Ted cruz raises $4 million in his first week running for president

false

Donald trump is already using the nunes memo to undermine the russia investigation

false

The science of shapewear (and where all the fat goes)

false

Dad takes kids on a laundry basket sled ride in the snow... because it's texas

false

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality tv shows? survivor guilt.

true

The nfl's approach to kids today is out of bounds

false

Ebola jokes knock knock who's there? ebola. ebola who? ebowl of cereal

true

The whole thing about we're all going to die some day, that's a joke, right?

true

Why is it easy to defeat an army of suicide bombers? there are no experienced ones

true

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction? it turns out, it's not very hard at all

true

Israel claims it cracked the first isis cell on its soil

false

Sometimes i wish real world conversation had a 140 character limit.

true

Two guys walk into a bar... ...tender. wait, what the hell?!

true

Here's a handy trick. when people are talking to you, nod and think about other stuff.

true

What happens to illegally parked frogs ? they get toad away.

true

Coffee -- even decaf -- could help cut diabetes risk

false

After monday and tuesday even the calendar says w t f.

true

Church potluck leaves one dead, 20 ill with botulism symptoms

false

The phrase don't take this the wrong way has a zero percent success rate.

true

Father's day: ashley madison says dads may be celebrating with kids they didn't spawn

false

Trump and china risk sparking dangerous middle east arms race

false

22 no-hassle travel tricks that keep you zen on the go

false

What your kitchen will look like in 2025, according to ge appliance designers

false

9 samsung execs are being investigated for insider trading

false

What's the hardest part about rollerblading? tellings your parents you're gay.

true

Woman's painfully ironic photo highlights the reality of homelessness

false

The reason i'll be proud at his graduation

false

Man who farts in church... ... sits in own pew

true

'say yes to the dress: atlanta' bride plans to marry a man she's never met (video)

false

People who have wheels on their office chair, how do you get any work done?

true

Lupita nyong'o in talks to star in 'black panther'

false

My teacher told me to turn in my essay, but i ain't no snitch

true

What did tom hanks do in the woods? he took a forrest dump.

true

What did the abacus say to the adding machine? calc you later!

true

Why was the anomaly so poor? because it didn't make any cents!

true

Epa quietly asked the public which clean air rules to cut. industry answered loudest.

false

Man who attacked gop politicians was a bernie supporter with a violent history

false

Gop senators recommend criminal investigation of trump dossier author

false

Paul ryan was right: this was a defining moment for the republican party

false

Gay men will marry your girlfriends: straight men from scotch tape productions respond (video)

false

Harper lee's death mourned by readers, celebs and the literary world

false

Went into the kitchen to look for pot and all i found were pans.

true

Interfaith soccer match brings top players together for peace

false

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven? peter. he can deny jesus three times.

true

Pappy’s smokehouse is where the locals go in st. louis

false

If ebenezer scrooge were a sheep, what kind of hat would he wear? a baa-homburg!

true

What does helen keller call her dog? nothing. she's dead.

true

Why are marines who can't swim better? they defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

true

Terry crews: black men aren’t allowed to be victims until they’re dead

false

Please, keep talking. i always yawn when i am interested.

true

Do you really believe what you say you believe?

false

Middlebury bans energy drink sales, citing link to 'high-risk sex'

false

Google changed to alphabet mostly alpha, not making it to bet-

true

My mother + my father condom = most awesome person alive!

true

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? steven hawking after a house fire.

true