CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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These are the most exciting photos from the 2016 iowa caucuses	false
A bar walks upto a bar... hows that even possible	true
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? my ass! hahahaha!	true
A homeless man told me to get home safely i smiled and said, you too!	true
What do you call a good joke on reddit? unoriginal	true
If h20 is on the inside of fire hydrants, what is on the outside? k9p.	true
Why do asians prefer sony? because it's a stereo type	true
There are over 10,000 toxic ingredients in your beauty products (video)	false
What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party? a turn up	true
Disabled toilets. ironically, the only toilet stalls big enough to run around in.	true
Look: the incredible 10-year journey this trans 'boi' took to find his true self	false
Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? because they're really good at it.	true
Are you sending messages of competence to your children?	false
Manatee drops by to say hi to girl on a paddleboard	false
5 ways to wear the wet hair trend without looking sweaty (photos)	false
Iphone 5 release date and video, ipad mini, and more: this week in apple rumors	false
Kendall jenner has wise words for supermodel who called her and gigi hadid 'b***hes of the moment'	false
The lesson of harvey and irma: an animal’s best ally is its community	false
‘shots fired’ fox event series starring sanaa lathan gets formal green light	false
I used to have a terrible addiction to soap... ...but i'm clean now.	true
How do you make a sandwich legendary? make it on dark rye	true
Why did the computer science student drop out? he just couldn't hack it.	true
Where does a digital photographer hang his work? on a jpeg.	true
Nautical wedding style inspiration for brides and guests (photos)	false
Israel says metal detectors at al aqsa will stay	false
Mark hamill and billie lourd sweetly celebrate carrie fisher's grammy win	false
60 women share their advice for surviving divorce after 60	false
How big corporations buy access to the supreme court	false
How the opioid crisis is blowing a hole in small-town america's finances	false
How do you wake up lady gaga? poker face.	true
Heidy de la rosa, model, and her secret to great summer hair	false
Senate democrat calls for bringing back gun control bills	false
Espn reporter blasts cowboys' sponsors after greg hardy revelations	false
I feel sorry for santa..... i hear he only cums once a year....maybe it's his age.....	true
What do you call fans who take a trilogy way too seriously? christians, muslims, and jews.	true
44 pop culture moments to get excited about in 2015	false
Roy moore supporters start crying voter fraud immediately after doug jones wins	false
Preet bharara: 'high' likelihood michael cohen is going to be charged	false
Why can't a feminist shoot a gun? they can't handle the triggers.	true
Cancer will be leading cause of death in u.s. by 2030, report says	false
'les miserables' clips: new footage from upcoming musical (video)	false
Helen keller walks into a bar.... and a table.....then some chairs...	true
Wanna hear a pizza joke? i can't tell it to ya, it's too cheesy	true
What's the different between england and a tea bag? a tea bag last longer in the cup	true
Seven things you (maybe) shouldn't buy before you travel	false
How an essay on 'sexual paranoia' caused a frenzy at northwestern university	false
I had sex with a terrorist once. she said i was the best jihad.	true
What happened when jesus went to mount olive? popeye fucking smacked him one.	true
What is the difference between 2 dicks, and a joke? your mom can't take a joke.	true
The knicks and magic played the worst quarter in nba history last night	false
Exxon shareholders push company to be more transparent about climate risks	false
Video shows u.s. agents trying to force man who ‘looks’ mexican across border	false
I know a great us postal service joke... ...but you'll never get it.	true
What do you call it when trash pandas pleasure each other orally? coonilingus	true
The terrible tale of my science fair fail	false
2 hunters walk into a bar... ...that was the worst time to misinterpret the word 'duck'	true
Dandelions are just like regular lions, except they wear ascots.	true
Who owns donald trump? the fiery speech senator chuck schumer must give to save our country	false
How can you tell when your drowning in milk? when it gets pasteurise.	true
What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble? kelp me!	true
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.	true
A gaggle of geese. a murder of crows. a nope of laundry.	true
I wonder if china has fancy plates called america	true
I made an appointment but it was cancelled. it was ... disappointing.	true
A vegan, cross fitters, and yoga person sit down for dinner and nobody says a word.	true
What do you call a group of euphorics? a fedoration.	true
This christmas tablescape will make you see red and white in a whole new way (photo)	false
Why don't prison inmates just use liquid soap?	true
Tweeters imagine what would happen if cats were in charge	false
My god, i whisper as the food arrives. just as the prophecy foretold.	true
Elizabeth warren tells wall street it can't write its own rules	false
Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach? because it was more than 90 degrees.	true
Al franken deserved better than a political execution without a trial	false
A cat eats a slice of swiss cheese... and sits by the mousetrap with baited breath.	true
Deputies fatally shoot 6-year-old in his home while firing at suspect	false
Idaho police department thanks 'heroic' nurse for standing up to utah cop	false
Theater: linda lavin gets 'too much sun;' 'broadway by the year' shines yet again	false
4 health reasons to eat chocolate (and cons to consider)	false
A bartender walks into a barn... the horse says, hey, why the wrong place?	true
North korea threatens to 'reconsider' trump summit, cancels south korea talks	false
'the bachelorette' season 12 episode 2: jojo is on fire, chad is burning garbage	false
Parents magazine names 10 best children's hospitals in u.s.	false
What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller? curses! foil again!	true
If april showers bring mayflowers, what do mayflowers bring? pilgrims	true
Have you ever traveled in time? how about now?	true
Jennifer aniston's haircut philosophy is just like ours: 'i was bored, honestly'	false
Here's a transcript of al jazeera's call to confirm manning accuser's employment	false
Jimmy kimmel zings 'monster' harvey weinstein in oscar nominations recap	false
What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? ride on the roller cowster.	true
Martin o'malley says he asked bernie sanders to debate. sanders said no.	false
The white house keeps lying about donald trump's taxes	false
Nobody has 3 cats. you either have 1 or 2, but from there you leap directly to 17.	true
Where do ants keep their armies? in their sleevies	true
When it comes to robots, slow and clumsy can still be captivating	false
I would tell you a joke about anal sex... butt fuck it.	true
feels the chill chill: i have a boyfriend	true
Patton oswalt dismantles piers morgan over 'men's march' tweets	false
Facial flushing from alcohol linked with high blood pressure	false
Animals vs. laser pointers: 27 epic battles (video)	false
This is why we don't take second-day-of-school photos	false

These are the most exciting photos from the 2016 iowa caucuses

false

A bar walks upto a bar... hows that even possible

true

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? my ass! hahahaha!

true

A homeless man told me to get home safely i smiled and said, you too!

true

What do you call a good joke on reddit? unoriginal

true

If h20 is on the inside of fire hydrants, what is on the outside? k9p.

true

Why do asians prefer sony? because it's a stereo type

true

There are over 10,000 toxic ingredients in your beauty products (video)

false

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party? a turn up

true

Disabled toilets. ironically, the only toilet stalls big enough to run around in.

true

Look: the incredible 10-year journey this trans 'boi' took to find his true self

false

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? because they're really good at it.

true

Are you sending messages of competence to your children?

false

Manatee drops by to say hi to girl on a paddleboard

false

5 ways to wear the wet hair trend without looking sweaty (photos)

false

Iphone 5 release date and video, ipad mini, and more: this week in apple rumors

false

Kendall jenner has wise words for supermodel who called her and gigi hadid 'b***hes of the moment'

false

The lesson of harvey and irma: an animal’s best ally is its community

false

‘shots fired’ fox event series starring sanaa lathan gets formal green light

false

I used to have a terrible addiction to soap... ...but i'm clean now.

true

How do you make a sandwich legendary? make it on dark rye

true

Why did the computer science student drop out? he just couldn't hack it.

true

Where does a digital photographer hang his work? on a jpeg.

true

Nautical wedding style inspiration for brides and guests (photos)

false

Israel says metal detectors at al aqsa will stay

false

Mark hamill and billie lourd sweetly celebrate carrie fisher's grammy win

false

60 women share their advice for surviving divorce after 60

false

How big corporations buy access to the supreme court

false

How the opioid crisis is blowing a hole in small-town america's finances

false

How do you wake up lady gaga? poker face.

true

Heidy de la rosa, model, and her secret to great summer hair

false

Senate democrat calls for bringing back gun control bills

false

Espn reporter blasts cowboys' sponsors after greg hardy revelations

false

I feel sorry for santa..... i hear he only cums once a year....maybe it's his age.....

true

What do you call fans who take a trilogy way too seriously? christians, muslims, and jews.

true

44 pop culture moments to get excited about in 2015

false

Roy moore supporters start crying voter fraud immediately after doug jones wins

false

Preet bharara: 'high' likelihood michael cohen is going to be charged

false

Why can't a feminist shoot a gun? they can't handle the triggers.

true

Cancer will be leading cause of death in u.s. by 2030, report says

false

'les miserables' clips: new footage from upcoming musical (video)

false

Helen keller walks into a bar.... and a table.....then some chairs...

true

Wanna hear a pizza joke? i can't tell it to ya, it's too cheesy

true

What's the different between england and a tea bag? a tea bag last longer in the cup

true

Seven things you (maybe) shouldn't buy before you travel

false

How an essay on 'sexual paranoia' caused a frenzy at northwestern university

false

I had sex with a terrorist once. she said i was the best jihad.

true

What happened when jesus went to mount olive? popeye fucking smacked him one.

true

What is the difference between 2 dicks, and a joke? your mom can't take a joke.

true

The knicks and magic played the worst quarter in nba history last night

false

Exxon shareholders push company to be more transparent about climate risks

false

Video shows u.s. agents trying to force man who ‘looks’ mexican across border

false

I know a great us postal service joke... ...but you'll never get it.

true

What do you call it when trash pandas pleasure each other orally? coonilingus

true

The terrible tale of my science fair fail

false

2 hunters walk into a bar... ...that was the worst time to misinterpret the word 'duck'

true

Dandelions are just like regular lions, except they wear ascots.

true

Who owns donald trump? the fiery speech senator chuck schumer must give to save our country

false

How can you tell when your drowning in milk? when it gets pasteurise.

true

What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble? kelp me!

true

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

true

A gaggle of geese. a murder of crows. a nope of laundry.

true

I wonder if china has fancy plates called america

true

I made an appointment but it was cancelled. it was ... disappointing.

true

A vegan, cross fitters, and yoga person sit down for dinner and nobody says a word.

true

What do you call a group of euphorics? a fedoration.

true

This christmas tablescape will make you see red and white in a whole new way (photo)

false

Why don't prison inmates just use liquid soap?

true

Tweeters imagine what would happen if cats were in charge

false

My god, i whisper as the food arrives. just as the prophecy foretold.

true

Elizabeth warren tells wall street it can't write its own rules

false

Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach? because it was more than 90 degrees.

true

Al franken deserved better than a political execution without a trial

false

A cat eats a slice of swiss cheese... and sits by the mousetrap with baited breath.

true

Deputies fatally shoot 6-year-old in his home while firing at suspect

false

Idaho police department thanks 'heroic' nurse for standing up to utah cop

false

Theater: linda lavin gets 'too much sun;' 'broadway by the year' shines yet again

false

4 health reasons to eat chocolate (and cons to consider)

false

A bartender walks into a barn... the horse says, hey, why the wrong place?

true

North korea threatens to 'reconsider' trump summit, cancels south korea talks

false

'the bachelorette' season 12 episode 2: jojo is on fire, chad is burning garbage

false

Parents magazine names 10 best children's hospitals in u.s.

false

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller? curses! foil again!

true

If april showers bring mayflowers, what do mayflowers bring? pilgrims

true

Have you ever traveled in time? how about now?

true

Jennifer aniston's haircut philosophy is just like ours: 'i was bored, honestly'

false

Here's a transcript of al jazeera's call to confirm manning accuser's employment

false

Jimmy kimmel zings 'monster' harvey weinstein in oscar nominations recap

false

What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? ride on the roller cowster.

true

Martin o'malley says he asked bernie sanders to debate. sanders said no.

false

The white house keeps lying about donald trump's taxes

false

Nobody has 3 cats. you either have 1 or 2, but from there you leap directly to 17.

true

Where do ants keep their armies? in their sleevies

true

When it comes to robots, slow and clumsy can still be captivating

false

I would tell you a joke about anal sex... butt fuck it.

true

*feels the chill* chill: i have a boyfriend

true

Patton oswalt dismantles piers morgan over 'men's march' tweets

false

Facial flushing from alcohol linked with high blood pressure

false

Animals vs. laser pointers: 27 epic battles (video)

false

This is why we don't take second-day-of-school photos

false