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My girlfriend has twelve breasts. it seems kind of freaky, dozen-tit?
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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? madeleine mccann
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A chickpea goes to a liberal arts college... what's its major? falafelphy
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What followed the dinosaur ? it's tail !
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An ode to michelle obama, the health champ america truly deserves
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Gas stations are paying less, so why aren't you?
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Sure looks like grand moff tarkin is going to be in 'rogue one'
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Dear family whisperer: don't get a dog 'for' your child
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Q: what does k-mart stand for? a: kuz mexicans are rich too
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I wish dicks were more like technology so i could brag about how small mine is
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What do you call a cute shortcoming? flaww
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What to you call epileptic lettuce? seizure salad.
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We don't allow faster than light neutrinos here said the bartender. a neutrino walked into a bar.
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Name something that can be a variety of sizes, but only comes in large. my penis.
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I was really disappointed with walmart there were only four of them in stock.
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My favorite new social app is turning off my phone.
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Craft of the day: turn glass jars into ombre accents
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How did the aquarium win the battle? giant fish tanks.
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Why did the man go fishing? just for the halibut.
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. .....
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What do you get for opening the best vietnamese soup joint in london? a great big pho queue.
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Defense workers to congress: solve the problem, stop the automatic cuts
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The one good thing about hitler? he killed hitler.
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Knock knock! who's there? hillary clinton. hillary clinton who? ...who's asking?
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Isis releases video purporting to show paris attackers
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My jeans say no more christmas goodies but my leggings are like we got you, gurrrl
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Wedding music video: bridesmaid's awesome tribute to bride and groom (video)
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Nothing good has ever gone into a microwave at 3:00am.
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Congress runs away from obama's war on terror twofer
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A-sides with jon chattman:breathe in you me at six
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What do dolphins like to listen to? podcasts.
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Trump's war to 'annihilate' isis is raising civilian casualties
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According to north korean press, kim jong il has entered a sleeping contest. ta-da!
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Did you see the clown that hides from morons?
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What does a black policeman says when he looks in the mirror get down on the ground
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Oscar pistorius treated in hospital for wrist injuries: reports
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Help i lost my coat! i hope someone didn't jacket!
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Lost dog. missing: three-legged dog. distinguishing feature: falls over when it pisses.
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Why is fruit so expensive? i want some raspberries, not the tears of jesus.
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Even moderate drinking linked to changes in brain structure
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What's the hardest part about being a gay, black police officer? the discrimination.
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Watch what he tweets but also what he does
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Wedding photobomb: shirtless guest appears in big day picture (photo)
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What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding? a film that needs morbids.
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Fast-food chains with the most unhealthy customers: 24/7 wall st.
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Men reportedly had plans to bomb st. louis arch and kill ferguson's police chief
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Southern baptist leader apologizes for past 'hurtful' comments about women
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Cheating husband: why i tried to mend my marriage after my spouse cheated
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There are so many pugs in she & him's 'winter wonderland' video
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Two women who broadcast islamophobic mosque visit with children are indicted
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You guys heard of the movie constipated? me neither... i guess it's never coming out.
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The coolest thing about the last hobbit movie was knowing it was the last hobbit movie.
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How democrats can end trump’s spell in 2018
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Twitter loves the way this girl reacted to getting an empty box
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143 summer street style looks to get out of a fashion rut
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Babe are you a new software update? because not now.
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Woman gets several job offers after handing out resumes on the side of the road
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You are so tall in my eyes that they can't rise higher than your waist.
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Why did simba's dad die? he couldn't mufasa
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Heroin crisis gives democrats fuel to move on criminal justice reform
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A terrorist walks into a christmas party just kidding. he drove.
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The best and worst red carpet looks at the emmys -- according to a 7-year-old (photos)
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U.s. bobsled team pays tribute to late gold medalist steven holcomb
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I think jesus is black because he is our father and hasn't come back yet
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The history of spring break: fun in the sun for 2,000 years (video)
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What does violent diarrhoea and a bar fight have in common? blood on your stool
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How do you catch a rabbit? you hide in a field and make carrot noises.
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5 reasons social media is dangerous for me
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U.s. hunter tied to killing of cecil the lion headed back to work
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If hillary clinton stripped off her pant suit, what would you see? depends.
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Why did the doctor lose his job? he lost his patience
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I just got a great deal on lots of digging equipment... it was hole-sale.
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The march for our lives is proof that generation z can't be stopped
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Have you heard about the corduroy pillows? they're making head lines.
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Why should've christians chosen farts over bread? it's more fun to break wind
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Why did dracula go to the orthodontist? he wanted to improve his bite.
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18 etsy shops to find custom, handmade halloween costumes
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How a clear intention makes your wedding special
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Women's group demands investigation into rape allegations at detention center
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Why is everyone in an internet cafe hungry? server not found.
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Kevin spacey responds to report he sexually harassed then-14-year-old anthony rapp
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Here's what happened when the daughter of an anti-lgbtq 'family' group exec came out
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I wanted to make an impromptu joke. but i wasn't ready.
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How i lost 20 pounds in four weeks and kept it off
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What i learned about living from the dying
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A baby dolphin died because tourists wanted selfies with her
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I burned my hand on the stove. on the bright side, now i have a black girlfriend.
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My dad always said, i before e expect after c. society taught me otherwise.
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So this is what twitter has to say about the #worldsmosttalkedaboutcouple
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How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore? he's the smallest one
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Science created airplanes and skyscrapers faith brought them together
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Update the force, young skywalker said adobe wan kenobi.
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Jeb! comeback watch: it's time to boost those new hampshire numbers
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Henryville high school severely damaged by indiana tornado (video)
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Starz outlander world premiere and tartan carpet gala
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Donald trump attacks judge who stalled immigration order: 'if something happens blame him'
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25 foods you have to eat before you die
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Not even the polar vortex could stop this wedding (photo)
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What breed will donald trumps dog be if he wins the election? a border collie
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Wyoming mother sells son's pick-up after he drives drunk
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