CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What did the black man say to the white kid? put the gun down!	true
I have a step ladder. i just wish i knew who my real ladder was.	true
A blonde joke you probably haven't heard for a while ... hillary clinton	true
'wreck-it ralph,' meek mill's 'dreams and nightmares,' 'flight' reviews and more: the week in ouch	false
If ice cube and snoop dogg adopted a child... they could call it slush puppy :)	true
Will ferrell's vote obama ad is unsurprisingly great (video)	false
Liberal group makes last-ditch push for potentially pivotal senate seat	false
He died doing what he loved: being alive	true
Donald trump: generals 'reduced to rubble' under obama, clinton	false
quietly tries to open a bag of chips during a bank robbery	true
How do you blindfold an asian person? you put floss over his eyes.	true
A man walks into a bar.... /r/im14andthisisdeep i might not be doing this right	true
I like long, romantic walks away from women that try catching the bouquet at weddings	true
Rolling stone's missteps will set rape dialogue back years, advocates worry	false
Boomers were time's man of the year fifty years ago	false
I spent last night defrosting the fridge. or foreplay as she likes to call it.	true
Never treat someone like a saturday night when they treat you like a monday morning.	true
Why is the next windows version 10? because 7 8 9	true
Vengeful surfer plans to eat shark he says bit him	false
A morbid joke if serial killers kill people in series, are suicide bombers parallel killers?	true
Q: where do ghosts live? a: at the dead end.	true
Protect your children this spring from tick-borne diseases	false
Arianna chats with seth meyers about the power of sleep (video)	false
You're fired! said president trump to all of our nuclear rockets	true
By tomorrow night america will be in a turkey induced coma. on friday...canada attacks.	true
Yoko ono sued by brooklyn designer haleh nematzadeh for opening ceremony collection (photos)	false
What do rabbis do with the foreskins after a circumcision?... sell them to the gays as bubble gum	true
What's the difference between a duck? one of its legs are both the same	true
Do bullied youth really carry weapons to school?	false
Jungle bird at the u.s. open: what to make of oddball activism?	false
Roses are red violets are blue, god made me pretty, what happened to you?	true
Teen scares the bejesus out of neighbor with her 'creepy window'	false
Boxer throws table at opponent during bonkers press conference	false
Lighting strikes power lines right outside home, freaks videographer out	false
11 ways to keep stress from hurting your marriage	false
Jewish human rights group calls for special probe into anti-semitic bomb threats	false
I'm sorry i slapped you but you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and i panicked.	true
Which snake is the best at counting nigerians? a black adder	true
Why should you never trust soap? it's an emulsive lyer.	true
James corden reveals how hillary clinton's grammys skit almost didn't happen	false
Q: how many over eager pa's does it take to screw in a li... a: done!	true
Why does ganondorf hate the internet? there are too many links.	true
The daily mail is very worried about hillary clinton’s hair and makeup	false
What do you call a dead pigeon? a pige-out ...made it myself...	true
You think you had a bad day? clams are getting chowdered. chowdered.	true
What's the difference between terrorists and tourists? terrorists have sympathizers.	true
I hate cereal killers they go against the grain	true
I always hit ignore call with my middle finger.	true
Air strike reportedly kills 57 in rebel-held town as u.s. envoy visits damascus	false
Old macdonald had a really bad scrabble hand...... e i e i o.....	true
Why did the scarecrow win a nobel prize? he was out standing in his field	true
What's the difference between light and hard? you can fall asleep with a light on.	true
How do you know when you're at a gay barbecue? all the hot dogs taste like shit.	true
A hearse passed me on the highway going over 100 mph... some body was in a rush.	true
The dogs bark but the caravan moves on.	true
A jew found some money he counted it and some was missing	true
Kanye's vma speech was recut to sound like a stand-up act	false
Here's the best way to cure your new year's eve hangover	false
What do you call a hooker in alaska? frostitute	true
Deflategate judge suggests he could toss tom brady's suspension	false
What do you get when you cross 400 obese water buffalo with a transgender pimp? clickbait	true
Cardale jones just tore into the ncaa for exploiting its athletes	false
Why should you never buy a asian graphics card? bad drivers.	true
Saw a cougar wearing a leopard coat, driving a jaguar. it's a jungle out there.	true
What happened when the frog double parked? its car got toad away.	true
Here's why even the westboro baptist church doesn't support kim davis	false
Chimps broke out of ferguson zoo apparently they're starting fires across town.	true
See actual footage in the new 'better call saul' teaser	false
Nbcuniversal invested $500 million in snap inc as part of ipo	false
Why i regret what i taught my children about religion	false
Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field? because, corn has ears!	true
Why was pablo escobar always falling asleep? he was narcoleptic.	true
A south pacific root could be promising against bladder cancer	false
Legal case: white house argues against considering climate change on energy projects	false
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? it's time consuming.	true
What do you call a tick on the moon? a lunatic.	true
Prabal gurung's oprah connection dates back to his childhood in nepal (video)	false
Nobody should regret anything that made them smile.	true
An arab walks in to a bar no one survived the explosion.	true
There are 'rebellions' in arizona -- happy election day!	false
Reporter question proves trump 2016 is an entertainment story	false
7 steps to smash fear in the face	false
What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni? an impasta	true
I have seen my first naked lady sorry, i meant... i have seen my first lady naked.	true
Fallon's thank you notes for narc veterinarians, 'the bachelor' & 'the ugly duckling'	false
Going paperless: the best technology for de-cluttering and organizing	false
'alien: covenant' just barely beats 'guardians' at the weekend box office	false
Flea easily shuts down clint eastwood's 'pussy generation' comment	false
Where did little annie go after the explosion? everywhere!!	true
World’s smallest porpoise teetering on the brink of extinction; only 60 left in the wild	false
I've always wanted to be the best dead person ever but the competition is stiff.	true
Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be... multitaskers	false
What do you call that piece of flesh around the clitoris? the woman.	true
Today i got a job offer as a mexican child kidnapper... ...gracias, pero no pedo.	true
How do you stop an elephant from charging? vivisection.	true
Drag cooking shows combine two of our favorite things (videos)	false
Parents of slain dnc staffer call conspiracy theories 'unspeakably cruel'	false
Anyone know the exact alcohol content of lady humps? how drunk am i going to get off them?	true
Dvd: china beach is finally available for binge viewing	false
Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ? the birds eye counter !	true

What did the black man say to the white kid? put the gun down!

true

I have a step ladder. i just wish i knew who my real ladder was.

true

A blonde joke you probably haven't heard for a while ... hillary clinton

true

'wreck-it ralph,' meek mill's 'dreams and nightmares,' 'flight' reviews and more: the week in ouch

false

If ice cube and snoop dogg adopted a child... they could call it slush puppy :)

true

Will ferrell's vote obama ad is unsurprisingly great (video)

false

Liberal group makes last-ditch push for potentially pivotal senate seat

false

He died doing what he loved: being alive

true

Donald trump: generals 'reduced to rubble' under obama, clinton

false

*quietly tries to open a bag of chips during a bank robbery*

true

How do you blindfold an asian person? you put floss over his eyes.

true

A man walks into a bar.... /r/im14andthisisdeep i might not be doing this right

true

I like long, romantic walks away from women that try catching the bouquet at weddings

true

Rolling stone's missteps will set rape dialogue back years, advocates worry

false

Boomers were time's man of the year fifty years ago

false

I spent last night defrosting the fridge. or foreplay as she likes to call it.

true

Never treat someone like a saturday night when they treat you like a monday morning.

true

Why is the next windows version 10? because 7 8 9

true

Vengeful surfer plans to eat shark he says bit him

false

A morbid joke if serial killers kill people in series, are suicide bombers parallel killers?

true

Q: where do ghosts live? a: at the dead end.

true

Protect your children this spring from tick-borne diseases

false

Arianna chats with seth meyers about the power of sleep (video)

false

You're fired! said president trump to all of our nuclear rockets

true

By tomorrow night america will be in a turkey induced coma. on friday...canada attacks.

true

Yoko ono sued by brooklyn designer haleh nematzadeh for opening ceremony collection (photos)

false

What do rabbis do with the foreskins after a circumcision?... sell them to the gays as bubble gum

true

What's the difference between a duck? one of its legs are both the same

true

Do bullied youth really carry weapons to school?

false

Jungle bird at the u.s. open: what to make of oddball activism?

false

Roses are red violets are blue, god made me pretty, what happened to you?

true

Teen scares the bejesus out of neighbor with her 'creepy window'

false

Boxer throws table at opponent during bonkers press conference

false

Lighting strikes power lines right outside home, freaks videographer out

false

11 ways to keep stress from hurting your marriage

false

Jewish human rights group calls for special probe into anti-semitic bomb threats

false

I'm sorry i slapped you but you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and i panicked.

true

Which snake is the best at counting nigerians? a black adder

true

Why should you never trust soap? it's an emulsive lyer.

true

James corden reveals how hillary clinton's grammys skit almost didn't happen

false

Q: how many over eager pa's does it take to screw in a li... a: done!

true

Why does ganondorf hate the internet? there are too many links.

true

The daily mail is very worried about hillary clinton’s hair and makeup

false

What do you call a dead pigeon? a pige-out ...made it myself...

true

You think you had a bad day? clams are getting chowdered. chowdered.

true

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists? terrorists have sympathizers.

true

I hate cereal killers they go against the grain

true

I always hit ignore call with my middle finger.

true

Air strike reportedly kills 57 in rebel-held town as u.s. envoy visits damascus

false

Old macdonald had a really bad scrabble hand...... e i e i o.....

true

Why did the scarecrow win a nobel prize? he was out standing in his field

true

What's the difference between light and hard? you can fall asleep with a light on.

true

How do you know when you're at a gay barbecue? all the hot dogs taste like shit.

true

A hearse passed me on the highway going over 100 mph... some body was in a rush.

true

The dogs bark but the caravan moves on.

true

A jew found some money he counted it and some was missing

true

Kanye's vma speech was recut to sound like a stand-up act

false

Here's the best way to cure your new year's eve hangover

false

What do you call a hooker in alaska? frostitute

true

Deflategate judge suggests he could toss tom brady's suspension

false

What do you get when you cross 400 obese water buffalo with a transgender pimp? clickbait

true

Cardale jones just tore into the ncaa for exploiting its athletes

false

Why should you never buy a asian graphics card? bad drivers.

true

Saw a cougar wearing a leopard coat, driving a jaguar. it's a jungle out there.

true

What happened when the frog double parked? its car got toad away.

true

Here's why even the westboro baptist church doesn't support kim davis

false

Chimps broke out of ferguson zoo apparently they're starting fires across town.

true

See actual footage in the new 'better call saul' teaser

false

Nbcuniversal invested $500 million in snap inc as part of ipo

false

Why i regret what i taught my children about religion

false

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field? because, corn has ears!

true

Why was pablo escobar always falling asleep? he was **narco**leptic.

true

A south pacific root could be promising against bladder cancer

false

Legal case: white house argues against considering climate change on energy projects

false

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? it's time consuming.

true

What do you call a tick on the moon? a lunatic.

true

Prabal gurung's oprah connection dates back to his childhood in nepal (video)

false

Nobody should regret anything that made them smile.

true

An arab walks in to a bar no one survived the explosion.

true

There are 'rebellions' in arizona -- happy election day!

false

Reporter question proves trump 2016 is an entertainment story

false

7 steps to smash fear in the face

false

What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni? an impasta

true

I have seen my first naked lady sorry, i meant... i have seen my first lady naked.

true

Fallon's thank you notes for narc veterinarians, 'the bachelor' & 'the ugly duckling'

false

Going paperless: the best technology for de-cluttering and organizing

false

'alien: covenant' just barely beats 'guardians' at the weekend box office

false

Flea easily shuts down clint eastwood's 'pussy generation' comment

false

Where did little annie go after the explosion? everywhere!!

true

World’s smallest porpoise teetering on the brink of extinction; only 60 left in the wild

false

I've always wanted to be the best dead person ever but the competition is stiff.

true

Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be... multitaskers

false

What do you call that piece of flesh around the clitoris? the woman.

true

Today i got a job offer as a mexican child kidnapper... ...gracias, pero no pedo.

true

How do you stop an elephant from charging? vivisection.

true

Drag cooking shows combine two of our favorite things (videos)

false

Parents of slain dnc staffer call conspiracy theories 'unspeakably cruel'

false

Anyone know the exact alcohol content of lady humps? how drunk am i going to get off them?

true

Dvd: china beach is finally available for binge viewing

false

Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ? the birds eye counter !

true