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Trump is a godsend as in 1000 b.c. plague
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Two new york veteran italian restaurants are better than ever
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What do you call two identical boobs? identitties.
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I'm at the age where an all-nighter means i didn't have to get up to pee
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What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common? they are both full of crap.
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My phone died... there won't be any service.
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Siri, assemble a list of people who are dead to me.
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How could the sinking of the titanic have been prevented?
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My interventions would be so much more effective if every single reason i drink wasn't there
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You think you have it rough? i'm playing hangman with a 6yo who can't spell.
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Dog plays dead so he can stay at the park longer
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Aziz ansari gets variety's power of comedy award
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Five surprising things this divorced mom learned after becoming a stepmom
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'downton abbey' cast looks very different on the red carpet (photos)
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This new website allows you to rate everything... and everyone
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Seth meyers is in a tizzy over donald trump's team turmoil
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Feds scrap grand vision to expand marine sanctuary in hawaii
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Beijing police arrest couple who filmed uniqlo sex tape
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Man attempting to sexually assault 2 women gets stabbed: cops
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How to teach your children basic money management skills
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Drake, beyoncé and rihanna lead 2016 bet awards nominations
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Ending summer learning loss: can it be the key to true education reform?
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What do you call a german virgin? guttentight.
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An englishman walks into a pole... he tells him, get the fuck out of my country
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Why shouldn't you drink at a math party? because you shouldn't drink and derive.
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What do you call the act of lying about penis size? a phallacy
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Judging by my handwriting possible future career choices include doctor or kindergartner.
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If poly means many and ticks are blood sucking parasites, then politics must mean...
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How does a fallopian tube take its eggs? (ovaries z)
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In puerto rico, lives depend on volunteer doctors and diesel generators
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Rob portman: obama will face 'lawsuits' if he acts alone on immigration
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Amy schumer tackles gun control on 'snl' with mock psa
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Adam hayward shoves bryan cox: buccaneers linebacker pushes assistant coach (video)
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Night fears in children explained: fearful kids can't separate fantasy from reality
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National ice cream sandwich day offers delicious inspiration for wedding desserts (photos)
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What do you call a alligator in a vest? investigator.
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New york fracking opponents, binghamton mayor escalate efforts to block natural gas industry
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If you're not buying kraft mac and cheese you might be buying an impasta.
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I've done a lot of volunteer work for unwed mothers. just helping them get their start.
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Who me? oh i'm just waiting for my husband to apologize for something i did wrong...marriage is fun
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Nick jonas wants to find forever homes for these adorable rescue puppies
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Good friends are just like snowballs. they go away if you pee on them.
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I have as much authority as the pope, i just don't have as many people who believe it.
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I burnt my hawaiian pizza last night. i should have used aloha setting.
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What do you call a happy cowboy? a jolly rancher.
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Report: uber board accept holder's recommendations, discuss ceo kalanick's absence
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Kanye west to receive video vanguard award at 2015 mtv vmas
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Grammys hair & makeup was all about the sex appeal
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Trump administration to propose 'dramatic reductions' in foreign aid
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What comes in hard, comes out soft, and what do you blow hard? chewing gum, you sicko...
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Wnba fines players for wearing shirts to honor recent shooting victims
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States expanded gun rights after sandy hook massacre
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The sweet thing this mall santa did for a toddler with epilepsy
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What did one dog say to the other when he wanted a marker? pass the shar pei, please.
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Make love, not war 1) in the 60s, they made love, not war. i'm married. i make both.
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Nyfw day 2 was all about the shoes on instagram
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Quentin tarantino -- he's worried about becoming out of touch
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Slow cooker recipes: 20 warming soups for a frosty day
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Did you hear? lament's gettin' a ph.d. what does ph.d. stand for? in his case pin-headed dope.
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How to dine out like a health pro
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I wish my race was bred fast and strong... oh wait, no i dont.
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You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says whatever.
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What's black and doesn't work in an office? decaf coffee!
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How do you have a party in space? you planet!
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If i had a quarter for every woman i made love to id have 45 cents.
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Why can't john complete a workout? he tried, but it didn't work out.
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What's faster than a speeding bullet? a jew with a coupon
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What's the difference between a bug and an insect? judging by table 5's reactions, not a lot.
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Why didn't hitler become an artist? because he hated mixing colors...
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The pipes that my plumber installed are leaking... clearly, he didn't give a flux.
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This barber wants to inspire a social movement by giving free haircuts to the homeless
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Uncle sophia wants to remind you that cooking spray does *not* double as lube in a pinch.
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A riddle: where did the apple go when it's parents died? answer: to a bananas foster home.
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Fat heart: a visual reminder of why fat isn't a bad word (photo)
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The dog ate my vote: how congress explains its absences
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What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ? an aero-drone !
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We all will get this tired of these jokes
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5 ways the midterms will shape the clean energy and climate future
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What is a horses number 1 priority when voting? a stable economy
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Q: what did the football say to the football player? a: i get a kick out of you.
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The roots aim to expand music festival following record-breaking ticket sales
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Seth meyers listens in to the taunting voice inside donald trump's head
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Welcome to the sexual innuendo club thank you all for coming
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Police say uzbek suspect in swedish truck attack had expressed sympathy for islamic state
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The new parenting style that might be more than a fad
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I respect older people because they made it through school without google or wikipedia.
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Oil tanker explosion kills 146 people in pakistan
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Why are some musicians so antisocial? because all they want is tonics and dominance.
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2012 wedding trends: would you dare to try them?
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First woman to accuse nassar says church can be one of 'worst places' to go for help
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It's really only a matter of time before lady gaga gets justin beiber pregnant.
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Q: why did the man put cheese on his computer? a: he wanted to feed the mouse.
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Family says child with dairy allergy died after school gave him grilled cheese
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Me: i'm so lonely. microscopic organism: wow, i'm right here.
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Michelle duggar opens up about teenage struggle with bulimia
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They should make a weed strain called wmd except it turns out it doesnt exist
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Heidi klum shows her fashion prowess on the red carpet (photos)
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I really didn't like dick at first... then it grew on me.
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Man lived alongside dead father's body for four months
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Diy nail art: christmas gift boxes manicure (photos)
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