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A magician was driving down the street. then he turn into a driveway.
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If green gummy bears are strawberry flavored, what is the flavor of yellow gummy bears? phlegmon
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Why did the dog go to the hospital? he was feeling ruff.
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Why are today's teens more susceptible to genital herpes?
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Chris christie says obama's 'lawlessness' contributed to college unrest
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8 things a housecleaner won't tell you (photos)
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Why did the afgahni get burnt lips? because he tried to blow up a bus.
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What is the most common educational degree in new mexico? kindergarten dropout.
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What spice can't be in sol food? ginger.
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Unbinding our hearts: an interview with agapi stassinopoulos
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Will you make time to help make a difference in the world?
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I just hope this justin bieber thing doesn't make all yellow lamborghini owners look bad.
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How do you milk a sheep and make a profit? remove the audio jack
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How our own back-to-school stress harms our children
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What's the difference between a pope and the pope? bout tree fiddy.
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Hey girl, are you an orphanage? because i want to give you kids.
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Dan barber argues that farm-to-table is the wrong way to think about the future of good food
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What do you call 10 degree water? ice.
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Sisters in a custody battle: who should keep the child?
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We sent you an email, please check... please check your junk... mail.
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Watch the magical new trailer for 'fantastic beasts and where to find them'
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What do you say when leaving the periodic table of elements' police station? cu copper.
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I've finally stopped drinking for good. and i've started drinking for evil.
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40 theoretical physicists walk into a bar or did they?
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Boston must mull renaming iconic building to give civic dignity to blacks
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Yoga practice as a tool for coping with baby loss
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Right-wing group's study of 'negative' trump coverage is bogus
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What does supervillain black man need to do to escape the crime scene? turn off all the lights.
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What the hell is going on in...my sex life?
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Sorry i used the word flaccid twice in your wedding toast.
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The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, did you forget your line?
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Too bad chris rock isn't hosting this year's oscars
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Why are pirates funny? because they arrrr (yes i know its cheesier than my feet)
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The love i feel for my family is always constant. my tolerance is another matter.
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Why did the physicist at the hadron collider get thrown in jail? because he was a mass murderer
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Dog ears music: black friday playlist -- one debt away
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Now it's uruguay's turn to shine with wine
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5 christmas outfits to take you from opening presents to church to a large family dinner (photos)
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1 in every 5 dolphins is a method actor.
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Why dont canadian colleges have spring break first , you need spring.
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Let's talk about that messed-up death penalty in 'fantastic beasts' for just a minute
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Americans were just introduced to one of the nation's most powerful voices
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What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle? wipe it off and apologise.
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Cate blanchett brings her own unique glamour to the golden globes
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Do these jorts stuffed with free breadsticks from olive garden make my thighs look oily?
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A gop senator told a democrat to lighten up during a confirmation hearing. it didn't go well.
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Valentino garavani birthday: celebrities' fave designer turns 80 (photos)
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Nile rodgers has a lot of cool stories and wisdom to share
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Armed assault on the banter convention shots fired.
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Bill maher: 'pot is the new gay marriage' (video)
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What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? a hobby horse.
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California prosecutor faces one-year suspension for falsifying confession
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How do you kill a byzantine? you push him into an ottoman.
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My life is a circus... i once juggled three fire-breathing girlfriends. bah-da-bing!
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Dapl pipeline blocked: this might be the last time america's president keeps his word
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I would tell you a joke about pizza... ...but it would be too goddamn cheesey.
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Woman captures what we all would look like if we saw beyoncé in person
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If we could put bread in a particle collider... we could discover new quarks and glutons.
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How did the hipster burn his tongue? he drank his coffee before it was cool..
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Fitness parties provide new way to celebrate birthday, bachelorette, and everything in between
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Women in business q&a: nawal motawi, motawi teleworks
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If i gave you a penny for your thoughts i'd totally be expecting some change back.
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Competing protests for and against police face off in nyc
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Nra’s hold on florida so powerful not even this tiny bird is safe
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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom? their p is silent.
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What gets uglier the more you watch it? yo momma stripping
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What do apple and rose have in common? they both lost jack.
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Why do japanese people have slanty eyes? atomic bombs are realllllly bright.
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James kotecki, nsfw corp writer, talks unplugging at the huffington post's oasis
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5 reasons why peru is a country with much to envy
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What kind of noise annoys an oyster? a noisy noise annoys an oyster.
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Did you hear about the racist mexican? he joined the que que que
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How do you gently wake up a sleeping baby? don't preheat the oven when you bake it.
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San diego adopts ambitious plan to battle climate change
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Why is the stick attached to the roof? because it is sticky.
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5: why is the moon so bright? me: it's not, it's pretty dim actually. moon: i heard that.
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Oleocanthal, compound in extra virgin olive oil, could protect against alzheimer's disease
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One of my hooter's girlfriends died yesterday... may she breast in peace :'(
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What do computers and air conditioners have in common? neither work when you open windows.
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How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt? a terra bite
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How do you know when it's nottheonion? when they're still running pieces on hillary clinton.
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Democratic lawyer crafted deal that would obliterate campaign contribution limits
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So, you have a pimple? here's how to get rid of it
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Where does lonely soup go? to a brothel.
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Did you hear about the porno at the campground? it was fucking in tents.
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I was going to see your comedy but then a critic called it delightful.
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The last thing i want to do is hurt you. but it's still on the list.
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How to be ridiculously in charge of your life
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Mark hamill expertly mocks the fake news of his own death
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Trump won't have a state of the union -- it'll be a trump address
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Trump and clinton offer vastly different views on charlotte unrest
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Miranda kerr talks skin care, baby flynn & the importance of underwear (video)
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The family that lives apart, but very together
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Nicholas cage was only good in faceoff because he was played by john travolta.
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Girl rising: a better life begins in school
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What's the difference between your mom and your dad? your dad still sucks dick.
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What do you call a potato that looks like a penis? a dictator.
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Wedding bands are just little bands of gold
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Donald trump warns he 'hasn't even started' on hillary clinton yet
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Coca-cola spent $118.6 million on health efforts in the last 5 years
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