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I have sex daily. i mean dyslexia. fcuk.
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What's the name of the hogwarts professor that has an sti? syphilis snape
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The purge: american cops for just 365 nights a year, murder is legal!
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10 things to love about being single after a split
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You don't need to know why i'm not breastfeeding, because it shouldn't matter
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Avocado types: what's what with this green buttery fruit
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Princess hair styles: from 'brave' to 'tangled' & every movie in between
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Upworthy made a push into original video, and you’ll totally believe what happened next
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Buzzfeed awards $85,000 journalism fellowship to mitchell prothero
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Three u.s. troops wounded after afghan soldier opens fire
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Knock knock knock, knock. who's there? anee. anee,who? anee one you like!
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White house releases photos of mike pompeo with kim jong un to praise confirmation
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Chris christie struggles to explain trump endorsement in train wreck tv interview
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What's the difference between an athlete and hitler? an athlete succeeds in ending a race.
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You know who else has more than one father? america!
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Teens take on washington, tackle tough issues through service
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American military history is on display in belgium
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Reince priebus: no one had contact with russia during the campaign -- as far as we know
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Trampolines used to be called jumpolines until your mom jumped on one back in 1972.
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Trump administration increasingly at odds with u.s. intelligence community
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What south american dance do cows like to do? the rump-a
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Michelle obama shares adorable throwback pic in touching mother's day tribute
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Rosie huntington-whiteley in chic, berry tones: look of the day (photos)
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Tell the barista your name is beetlejuice and quietly walk out.
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Waterloo: 200 years later, napoleon to lose again
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A bullet walks into a bar, depressed. why the sad face? asks the bartender. i got fired.
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Paul tough explains why 'rich kids graduate; poor and working-class kids don't'
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Soda ban should be start of more limits on unhealthy food, diabetes doctors say
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Filming killing: 'silvered water, syria self-portrait' by ossama mohammed and wiam simav bedirxan
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What do you call a guy who wears two condoms? justin case
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Outdoor gear show folds its tents over utah's attacks on public lands
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Turning dream jobs into reality: designer, athena procopiou
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Why are there ants on my toilet seat? because of my sweet ass.
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What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle? wok it off! wok it off!
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Gym bro #1: bro, we're out of protein powder. gym bro #2: no whey...
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2 things i hate; 1)hypocrites 2)and people who don't finish anyth
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What does a ferrari and poverty have in common? princess diana can't stop either
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President obama says flint's glass is half full
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Emma watson: journalists asked me if i 'was a lesbian now' after my haircut
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Two wrongs don't make a right..... but two wrights make a plane
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My grandfather died at auschwitz he got drunk and fell out of a guard tower
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Petition wants a statue of missy elliott to replace a confederate monument
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Education department dismisses complaint from asian americans' group against harvard
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Texas coed with suspended license drives barbie jeep instead
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The female praying mantis... knows how to get ahead in life.
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If you pronounce the word vase like voz i'm gonna want to punch you in the foz
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Friday's morning email: obamacare repeal fails in gop-controlled senate
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What do amputees and cricket have in common? stumps
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What do you call sting 5 minutes ago? stung.
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Trump administration seeks to dismiss its own appeal of travel ban ruling
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Knock knock knock knock. who's there? nicole. nicole who? nicole never bothered me anyway! (hehehe)
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A reminder that the fate of this election could be determined by women
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Why don't cats like online shopping? they prefer a cat-alogue.
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App tells parents and professors if students go to class
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I can't believe carotene is still in its beta phase.
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Here's how arby's said goodbye to jon stewart
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What was the name of paul revere's favorite porno mag? the british are coming
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Women in business q&a: michelle zatlyn, co-founder of cloudflare
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My cousin's horoscope was cancer. funny how she died... she got eaten by a giant crab
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Higher fuel prices and cold weather will squeeze heating assistance
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Peanut dessert recipes you have to make (photos)
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What do you call a spanish soccer player with no legs? grassy-ass
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Why robin williams' passing is a reminder to bring mental illness into the spotlight
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What's the different between a knife and a feminist? a knife has a point
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Pride or shame from meeting goals depends on the goals themselves: study
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I can hear music coming out of my printer. i think the papers jammin' again.
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New etsy rules: bones, hazardous materials and other things you can no longer sell
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What not to say to someone who doesn't drink
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Tesla now has a major warren buffett-backed rival in china
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How cultural bias and sexism catapulted the period photo that broke the internet
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How does a muslim man close a door? islams it!
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Is anne sweeney leaning out by leaving disney?
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My penis is referred to by the female market as... the sperm whale
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What runs forever and never dies? an argument with a woman! and i'm in one right now.
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I was told getting a tongue piercing would help me with oral sex... i still can't reach it...
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Allison williams golden globes dress 2013: see her red carpet look! (photos)
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Home safety guide: an easy checklist to make sure your house is stress-free
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At this point, the most shocking outfit lady gaga could wear is a t-shirt and jeans.
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The sexts are coming from inside the house!
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Hey, chefs, you're making food. not curing aids, cancer or defusing a bomb. settle the fuck down.
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How did geordi la forge go blind? he turned on the uv light in the holodeck.
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Why tina fey should be the next face of the twenty-dollar bill
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Excessive daytime sleepiness linked with attention problems in kids: study
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Justin timberlake pays tribute to prince at super bowl halftime show
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Whats the difference between a joke and three dicks? your mom cant take a joke.
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The view's 'fat show': the co-hosts and lead experts talk obesity
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Aretha franklin blocks screening of documentary at festival
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A service year for the nation's young people would hasten king's vision for america
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My husband is half mexican half polish. last week he stole his own hubcaps.
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10 things i learned being married to a drag queen
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Huffpost rise: what you need to know on july 22
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I lost weight: derek lavigne focused on weight lifting and cardio and lost 90 pounds
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Worst invasive species: 10 frustrating plants and animals that make you scream (photos)
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I'd make a joke about the hindenberg, but... i feel like it would *crash and burn*.
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Donald trump lashes out against top fbi officials over holiday weekend
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What do scientists and vegetables have in common? stephen hawking
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Which article of clothing is the most ghetto? a hoodie.
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The new 'grumpy cat' trailer means christmas is coming early
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How do fish go into business ? the start on a small scale !
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How are you getting on with the internet? surf far so good.
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