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Judge rejects sumner redstone bid to end viacom ceo lawsuit
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Blake farenthold used $84,000 in taxpayer money to settle sexual harassment claim, politico reports
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Americans don't trust either trump or clinton with nuclear weapons
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How a sleepless night affects your ability to focus
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29 photos that will awaken your inner explorer
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Was just watching animal planet, and get this, hippos don't really eat marbles!
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Did you see the porn circus? it was fucking intense.
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What's the difference between being horny and being hungry? where you put the cucumber
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Q: why are brunettes so proud of their hair? a: it matches their mustaches.
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Boys, save your bottle caps trump just became president.
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Dinosaur brain structure modeled from birds & alligators in new study
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Shootings reported at 2 jewish centers in overland park, kan. (video)
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Stand up and protect the basic human right to health care
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Size matters... my penis looks huge when it's next to a map.
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Activists score big victory for medicaid expansion in utah
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What do you call a kinky secret society? illumi-naughty.
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Twitter warns users to change all their passwords after finding bug
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A modern-day fairy tale that works to make sense of war
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Justin trudeau tried to honor diwali. instead he offended twitter.
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Doctor doctor i keep thinking i'm invisible who said that?
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These people took on puerto rican slang and it was nítido
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You can never trust someone from chernobyl. most of them are two-faced.
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Just once i'd like to see someone dropkick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter.
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Jewish beekeepers sweeten rosh hashanah, new year holiday
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Telemedicine no less effective than in-person therapy for vets with ptsd
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Ebola and the fear that makes us stupid
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You can always predict what antigay protesters will say. but never how they'll spell it.
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What is the scientific measurement for moistness? digits...
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One of my favorite things about kids is that you only have to feed them once a week
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Man finds home videos hidden in goodwill buy, tracks down family to return memories
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I don't understand the hate for man buns i think they're top knots.
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Donald trump's fight with hotel workers in las vegas comes to an end
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What do you call a pub for lesbians in circus outfits? a clown-dyke-bar credit to u/thebigdsopinion
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Teacher says school reprimanded him after his husband sent flowers
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Maybe you should get your own life so that you can leave mine alone, bitch.
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Bulldog can't stop kissing baby -- it's clearly puppy love
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These countries are failing to resettle their ‘fair share’ of syrian refugees
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Can this $460 juicy tracksuit trick you into thinking it's cool?
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Why did the sun go to school? to get brighter!
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How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going? it's tiring.
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Jason collins signs with nets and becomes first openly gay active player in nba history
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3 guys walked into a bar but one ducked
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Amazon temp workers who deliver the holidays are getting squeezed
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Workout clothes no one should actually exercise in
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Hillary clinton calls for 'basic bargain' on economy
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Nothing beats a woman with a great voice. except chris brown.
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Apple is suing qualcomm for selling them overpriced chips. punchline ends.
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I like my sex like i like my barbeque, mesquite
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Why are people without converse shoes dangerous? because they own none chucks.
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Mtv movie awards dresses: wedding gown inspiration from the red carpet (photos)
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What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm? thalidomide
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I never understood why being called an einstein is bad. it's only relatively insulting.
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What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's? gold digging
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I had just stuck my wiener into some golden buns when i realized... i forgot a condiment.
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Where does an atom go when it breaks down? a quantum mechanic. lel
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How long do you have to wait between naps?
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Sessions, health care and the fall of trump
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Social good stars: plant a fish founder fabien cousteau on helping our oceans
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Joke yo momma so fat when she goes to the grocery store she brings a battery charger.
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The biggest mistake you're making when removing makeup
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This blind item helped launch kim kardashian's career 10 years ago
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Who broke into the tampon factory? (warning: offensive) some bloody cunt.
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Being bored at work could boost creativity, study suggests
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Cancer screening budget cuts may prove deadly for some women
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New jersey boys survive 100-foot fall after father jumps with them in his arms
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In solidarity with a free press, i put some objectionable content on the internet
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Born to explore: british columbia's islands of beauty and a floating message (photos)
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Shoulda, coulda, woulda: how to make a decision you won't regret!
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What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head? it knocked him cold.
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Meet the people who refused to be evicted ahead of the rio olympics
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Seven more dirty little secrets of the travel industry
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A man is in urgent need for transplant buttocks after an accident. doctors report no end in sight.
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Its all fun and games till someone gets hurt... then its hilarious
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War is not the answer unless, what is the opposite of peace? is the question.
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Putin lashes out at the u.s. for going after fifa
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United auto workers lose crucial union battle at mississippi nissan plant
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Cast of 'ghostbusters' visits children's hospital in full costume
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If you don't wear ear protection, do you run the risk of getting hearing aids?
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Desi vedio jugar of india jugar india ka
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What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed? a eunuchorn.
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An open letter to college-educated liberal white men
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Senate republicans just blocked a bunch of gun control measures
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Q: what is a sea monster's favorite dish? a: fish and ships.
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Two artists had an art contest... it ended in a draw
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This app wants to help your drunk self
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What do you call someone who's representing a bike shop? a spokesperson.
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How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? just juan.
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Why do ducks have flat webbed feet? to stomp out forest fires.
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How does praying lead to a blow job? i don't know, ask an alter boy.
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Print isn't dead, and this artist can prove it
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A centrist in a centrifuge: reflections from the land of abraham lincoln
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However rich and successful you are, your cat will never see you as an equal.
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Standing up in the spirit of america's first whistleblower benjamin franklin!
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What do you call a little lannister when winter finally comes? peter shrinklage
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U.s. will ban citizens from traveling to north korea
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The most magical expat escape in all of europe
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Givenchy glittered chunky-heel sandal: object of my affection (photos)
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7-year-old refugee who tweeted during aleppo siege is writing a memoir
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'game of thrones' actor iain glen shoots down 'evil dany' theory
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Why are all smart mexicans guys gay? because they do their essays.
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