CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Kelly clarkson's 'game of thrones'-themed christmas card is everything	false
The growing battle over how to treat lyme disease	false
We finally know when tlc's final album will drop	false
Pit bulls in pajamas aim to warm people up to the breed	false
What is the difference between will smith and scotland ? independence day	true
Healthy living comics: today, an all or nothing approach to health	false
Healthy food: 20 more of the best in the world	false
My dad said i'm likeable. i think of myself more as a lion but whatever.	true
When it comes to discipline, i think i lack concentration camp.	true
Why was farmer bob so good at his job? because he was outstanding in his field	true
My iq score says i'm intelligent. my dating history disagrees.	true
The touching reason this mom cherishes breastfeeding her daughter	false
I wouldn't say i hate my dad... but i can't deny he's a real motherfucker.	true
Q: why did the wisconsin democrat cry? a: he couldn't recall.	true
So i recently came over my ex... hit her right in the eye! sorry.	true
What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job? a patchy gunship	true
Kenny sailors, jump shot pioneer, dies at 95	false
A cunt. what do you call someone who says the punchline before the joke?	true
Mario lopez ends those 'live with kelly' co-hosting rumors	false
What did the leper say to the hooker keep the tip.	true
I usually close my eyes when i kiss girls. not as much pepper spray gets in that way.	true
Politicians only kiss babies because it might be theirs.	true
7 trips i should've taken before getting a job	false
Why did the man name his daughter candy? she was the sweetest mistake he ever made.	true
Donald trump can prove he's not a misogynist by banning just for men and make america gray again.	true
Social media star lauren giraldo premieres new 'lady bits' series	false
2016 republican contenders silent on planned parenthood shooting	false
Why is bud light kinda like making love on a canoe? because it's like fucking close to water.	true
Whistler blackcomb: british columbia's back yard gets bigger (photos)	false
I got a bottle of scotch for my wife... ...that's not a bad trade.	true
What do you call an interracial dwarf actor? a half cast	true
What's the best thing a midget can catch? air.	true
What is a toilet in ancient mexico? aztec.	true
7 (unintentional) lessons i learned from my mom	false
Personal space is a concept i did not understand in kindergarten i guess that's why they fired me.	true
Cara delevingne hopes talking about depression will help her fans	false
Zack knight: taking risks, touring, and 'makin em mad'	false
Aliens: take me to your leader me: hey babe, is it okay if we have company?	true
I'm so hungry i could eat something healthy.	true
Peyton manning walks into a bar. ... to watch the super bowl.	true
Coaches suspended after participating in lgbtq pride game	false
Holy guacamole! people in new zealand are stealing avocados	false
Winnie the pooh band-aids may look cute but are useless on stab wounds.	true
Blackhawks fan wears bandage of courage after plexiglass hits her face	false
I've been training like rocky lately cracks cadbury caramel egg, drinks caramel	true
Random online photo leads to navy veteran's rescue from flooded house	false
How did the scarecrow win a noble prize? he was out standing in his field.	true
Jeh johnson admits he made a mistake in using gmail on work computer	false
They say that when you put your ear next to a vagina... you can actually smell the ocean!	true
I bought a book on how to build stairs its a step by step guide	true
Why do people love working at yogurt factories? because of the culture!	true
What do you call a rabbi who plays baseball? big league jew.	true
Students fight to keep affordable college from becoming extinct	false
What has two legs and is bleeding all over the fucking rug? half a dog	true
Any minute now. any minute... -lincoln logs, waiting for a phone call from hollywood	true
I'm starting a fusion restaurant that serves gyros made with haggis i'm calling it organ doner.	true
How does frodo make his own food? through frodosynthesis	true
What happens when lucy starts using 100% of her brain? she's almost as smart as a man.	true
Pregnant? avoid the tuna -- it could be radioactive!	false
Need a beer float recipe for st. patrick's day? (photos)	false
I dated a magician once; she put her hand on my leg and i turned into a motel.....	true
What's the difference between circus and strip club? circus is full of cunning stunts.	true
Top 3 things you want to do to avoid writing a clickbait title number 2 will shock you!	true
Is your girlfriend wife material? i'm building a giant wife.	true
Matjames metson's method attic: the lost and forgotten transformed	false
How do you confuse an ap student? make the first 21 questions all be the answer c.	true
Janis joplin birthday: 10 pop culture trends inspired by the legendary female singer (photos)	false
Requiem for a cinematic heavyweight: adieu abu dhabi film festival	false
2 bailiffs killed in michigan courthouse shooting: sheriff	false
Gonorrhea could join growing list of untreatable diseases	false
Have you heard the one about the grain farmer? it was corny.	true
The 5 best grindr (etc.) locations in new york city	false
Lemi berhanu hayle, atsede baysa win the 2016 boston marathon	false
Since joining twitter i've started 2 new collections .......... dust and cobwebs !	true
Child brides join push to raise marriage age	false
What's your favorite genre of music? not metal.	true
Bernie sanders: i'm not much of a socialist compared to eisenhower	false
'fifty shades' sounds even raunchier in random accents	false
My gay joke probably won't be loved, butt fuck it.	true
First rule of being italian is to tell everyone you're italian. (i can say this cause i'm italian.)	true
makes direct eye contact with an vaginas what in the fuck kind of a boobs are this	true
What's the most inconvenient thing about liking big butts? the inability to lie	true
For some reason, hillary clinton was asked to comment on kim kardashian robbery	false
Here's a prom night game-changer for queer teens everywhere	false
What do you call a terrorist who's always late? 9/12	true
Who has a bigger funny bone: democrats or republicans?	false
I visited canada and got an std hepatitis a.	true
Windows 10? cool! only 85 more versions before we come back to windows 95	true
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a curry? a bronto-sore-ass	true
Jeb bush prodded by immigration protesters, touts support for dreamers	false
5 fall fruits you can grow in containers	false
I once tried to become a nazi... ...but killing people was outside mein kampf-ort zone.	true
Earthquakes hit central italy, tremors felt in rome	false
Divorce research: baylor university study finds divorce-religion link	false
Sperm is like olives you need to learn to eat it	true
What do you call a mouse named bob who's having an existential crisis? bob.	true
8 ways to vacation right and recharge your health	false
Question about a song: who is phyllis navi daad and why are wishing her a merry christmas?	true
A chat with ted gibson -- the affable rock star of hair	false
10 outdoor fire pits that will take a backyard from ordinary to extraordinary (photos)	false

Kelly clarkson's 'game of thrones'-themed christmas card is everything

false

The growing battle over how to treat lyme disease

false

We finally know when tlc's final album will drop

false

Pit bulls in pajamas aim to warm people up to the breed

false

What is the difference between will smith and scotland ? independence day

true

Healthy living comics: today, an all or nothing approach to health

false

Healthy food: 20 more of the best in the world

false

My dad said i'm likeable. i think of myself more as a lion but whatever.

true

When it comes to discipline, i think i lack concentration camp.

true

Why was farmer bob so good at his job? because he was outstanding in his field

true

My iq score says i'm intelligent. my dating history disagrees.

true

The touching reason this mom cherishes breastfeeding her daughter

false

I wouldn't say i hate my dad... but i can't deny he's a real motherfucker.

true

Q: why did the wisconsin democrat cry? a: he couldn't recall.

true

So i recently came over my ex... hit her right in the eye! sorry.

true

What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job? a patchy gunship

true

Kenny sailors, jump shot pioneer, dies at 95

false

A cunt. what do you call someone who says the punchline before the joke?

true

Mario lopez ends those 'live with kelly' co-hosting rumors

false

What did the leper say to the hooker keep the tip.

true

I usually close my eyes when i kiss girls. not as much pepper spray gets in that way.

true

Politicians only kiss babies because it might be theirs.

true

7 trips i should've taken before getting a job

false

Why did the man name his daughter candy? she was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

true

Donald trump can prove he's not a misogynist by banning just for men and make america gray again.

true

Social media star lauren giraldo premieres new 'lady bits' series

false

2016 republican contenders silent on planned parenthood shooting

false

Why is bud light kinda like making love on a canoe? because it's like fucking close to water.

true

Whistler blackcomb: british columbia's back yard gets bigger (photos)

false

I got a bottle of scotch for my wife... ...that's not a bad trade.

true

What do you call an interracial dwarf actor? a half cast

true

What's the best thing a midget can catch? air.

true

What is a toilet in ancient mexico? aztec.

true

7 (unintentional) lessons i learned from my mom

false

Personal space is a concept i did not understand in kindergarten i guess that's why they fired me.

true

Cara delevingne hopes talking about depression will help her fans

false

Zack knight: taking risks, touring, and 'makin em mad'

false

Aliens: take me to your leader me: hey babe, is it okay if we have company?

true

I'm so hungry i could eat something healthy.

true

Peyton manning walks into a bar. ... to watch the super bowl.

true

Coaches suspended after participating in lgbtq pride game

false

Holy guacamole! people in new zealand are stealing avocados

false

Winnie the pooh band-aids may look cute but are useless on stab wounds.

true

Blackhawks fan wears bandage of courage after plexiglass hits her face

false

I've been training like rocky lately *cracks cadbury caramel egg, drinks caramel*

true

Random online photo leads to navy veteran's rescue from flooded house

false

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize? he was *out standing* in his field.

true

Jeh johnson admits he made a mistake in using gmail on work computer

false

They say that when you put your ear next to a vagina... you can actually *smell* the ocean!

true

I bought a book on how to build stairs its a step by step guide

true

Why do people love working at yogurt factories? because of the culture!

true

What do you call a rabbi who plays baseball? big league jew.

true

Students fight to keep affordable college from becoming extinct

false

What has two legs and is bleeding all over the fucking rug? half a dog

true

Any minute now. any minute... -lincoln logs, waiting for a phone call from hollywood

true

I'm starting a fusion restaurant that serves gyros made with haggis i'm calling it organ doner.

true

How does frodo make his own food? through frodosynthesis

true

What happens when lucy starts using 100% of her brain? she's almost as smart as a man.

true

Pregnant? avoid the tuna -- it could be radioactive!

false

Need a beer float recipe for st. patrick's day? (photos)

false

I dated a magician once; she put her hand on my leg and i turned into a motel.....

true

What's the difference between circus and strip club? circus is full of cunning stunts.

true

Top 3 things you want to do to avoid writing a clickbait title number 2 will shock you!

true

Is your girlfriend wife material? i'm building a giant wife.

true

Matjames metson's method attic: the lost and forgotten transformed

false

How do you confuse an ap student? make the first 21 questions all be the answer c.

true

Janis joplin birthday: 10 pop culture trends inspired by the legendary female singer (photos)

false

Requiem for a cinematic heavyweight: adieu abu dhabi film festival

false

2 bailiffs killed in michigan courthouse shooting: sheriff

false

Gonorrhea could join growing list of untreatable diseases

false

Have you heard the one about the grain farmer? it was corny.

true

The 5 best grindr (etc.) locations in new york city

false

Lemi berhanu hayle, atsede baysa win the 2016 boston marathon

false

Since joining twitter i've started 2 new collections .......... dust and cobwebs !

true

Child brides join push to raise marriage age

false

What's your favorite genre of music? not metal.

true

Bernie sanders: i'm not much of a socialist compared to eisenhower

false

'fifty shades' sounds even raunchier in random accents

false

My gay joke probably won't be loved, butt fuck it.

true

First rule of being italian is to tell everyone you're italian. (i can say this cause i'm italian.)

true

*makes direct eye contact with an vaginas* what in the fuck kind of a boobs are this

true

What's the most inconvenient thing about liking big butts? the inability to lie

true

For some reason, hillary clinton was asked to comment on kim kardashian robbery

false

Here's a prom night game-changer for queer teens everywhere

false

What do you call a terrorist who's always late? 9/12

true

Who has a bigger funny bone: democrats or republicans?

false

I visited canada and got an std hepatitis a.

true

Windows 10? cool! only 85 more versions before we come back to windows 95

true

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a curry? a bronto-sore-ass

true

Jeb bush prodded by immigration protesters, touts support for dreamers

false

5 fall fruits you can grow in containers

false

I once tried to become a nazi... ...but killing people was outside mein kampf-ort zone.

true

Earthquakes hit central italy, tremors felt in rome

false

Divorce research: baylor university study finds divorce-religion link

false

Sperm is like olives you need to learn to eat it

true

What do you call a mouse named bob who's having an existential crisis? bob.

true

8 ways to vacation right and recharge your health

false

Question about a song: who is phyllis navi daad and why are wishing her a merry christmas?

true

A chat with ted gibson -- the affable rock star of hair

false

10 outdoor fire pits that will take a backyard from ordinary to extraordinary (photos)

false