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Oyl miller, design seeds, and 3 other pinterest accounts to follow now
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Why my mom took me to a gay club
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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water? ......because they would sneeze in pepper water.
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Boy, peter parker is lucky he was bitten by a spider and not one of those fainting goats.
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Ted cruz rises to the top in iowa polls as ben carson flounders
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I like my women like how i like my coffee beans ground and stored in the freezer.
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When abortion clinics close, healthcare costs go up
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Kerry washington and simone biles share a golden moment at golden globes
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Celebrate elvis presley's birthday by taking a look inside graceland (photos)
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How rap music can keep blood vessels from bursting
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Mummy toe rings? mysterious jewelry found on 3,300-year-old egyptian skeletons
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Firefighters' spontaneous act of kindness for homeless man goes viral
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I bought extra whitening toothpaste and now my teeth are spending a year in korea teaching english
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Pharmageddon: can a new weight loss drug really save us?
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Hillary clinton sucks! no she doesn't, because if she did bill wouldn't have monica.
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You know what really gets my goat? the chupacabra
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What goes, pieces of nine, pieces of nine? a parroty error
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Dr. who knock knock joke knock knock who is it? **doctor.** doctor who? **yes**
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So, joan rivers just died, and... ... she's scheduled for more plastic surgery next week.
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Watched 'man of steel' in spanish for 7 minutes before realizing something was off.
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Charlie sheen is hiv positive it seems he went from tiger blood to monkey blood.
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Why did they invent white chocolate? so black kids can make a mess too...
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Writing the common application essay and what to avoid
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What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice? neck-romance-y.
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Watching cooking shows makes you realize how much forehead sweat is possibly in your food
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Owen gatley: an illustrator whose happy style makes us feel at home
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Your hair dreams can come true, courtesy of olaplex
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Yesterday i had to buy a new hoover. my old one was just gathering dust.
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A fool-proof way to create the ultimate wedding site
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Fyvush finkel, 'boston public' and 'picket fences' actor, dead at 93
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Huffpost hill - list of exciting job openings at goldman sachs grows
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Peter alexander dead: fashion photographer dies after falling out window at fashion week party
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@realdonaldtrump the 1930s called, they said great idea.
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How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man? they use a machine gun.
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Did you know that 10% of what trump says is actually true? neither does he.
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Watch: shotgun shack family remodels tiny home for $700 diy-style
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How my husband transformed my son's mri scans into incredible adventures
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A poem guaranteed to make a huge impression
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Be your own advocate (if you don't, who will?)
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Tennessee county may ask god to spare them and smite someone else
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Fbi investigating u.s. ties to alleged corruption by former ukraine president
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I went to a zoo with only one animal in it. it was a shih tzu.
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Why doesn't donald trump buy toilet paper? because he has some toilet-toupee.
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7 last-minute gifts for the budding coder in your life
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5 great steaks to remember for killer grilling! plus, a caveman t-bone recipe you'll never forget
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What do you call a fly with no wings a walk
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Violence and threats toward abortion clinics nearly doubled after planned parenthood videos
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Organizing tip that repurposes a pringles can into storage
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What do you call five blondes in a pool? air bubbles.
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I hate taking my paraplegic dog out for walks. it's a real drag.
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Golden gate bridge finally getting a suicide barrier
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I had to stop eating alphabet soup. i kept developing a vowel blockage.
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Apple's got a brand new bag -- and 'conan' tears it to shreds
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What has margaret thatcher and jimmy saville got in common? they both fucked minors
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Why is glue white? if it were black it would run. it just wouldn't work.
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Nina dobrev wears multicolored minidress to 'vampire diaries' 100th episode celebration
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Jimmy fallon's latest edition of 'ew!' features taylor swift
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Egyptian alcoholics are the hardest to talk to..... they are always in denial.
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? because they're all dead
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Mechanic: what seems to be the problem? me: nice try buddy, that's what i'm paying you for
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Deandre martin alleges racist harassment at convergys, shares photos (graphic)
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The local police station had their toilet stolen. the cops say they have nothing to go on.
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How aa seats protect your seat and a whole lot more
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What did the black horse name its daughter? sha-neigh-neigh. thought of it at work.
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Here are the months college students are more likely to experiment with new drugs
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What do you call a cow without legs? ground beef.
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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? he stole the show !
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What does an octopus wear on a cold day? a coat of arms!
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Turning off the downstairs lights and running upstairs so no one kills you
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The top 10 workout songs for june 2015
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Sc state rep: i'll introduce legislation to remove confederate flag
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Climate change could release cold war-era radioactive waste in greenland
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How do you find white canadian reggae musician snow in the snow? you ask an informer
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When life gives you lemons . . . demand to see life's manager.
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Rihanna hung out with jake gyllenhaal and jay z at a nyc boxing match
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Not to be vague, but stuff and things
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A man overdosed on viagra... ...his wife took it hard.
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My blind friend just tried lsd for the first time... there was more tripping than usual.
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My ex just followed me on twitter. that said: say hello to hitler for me, mary. *blocked*
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Guy shoots fake gun in the air https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auw8wjvu0l8
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That joke was so funny... it should be posted in r/funny
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What is britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers? the daily express.
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Kids vs. without kids: using a public restroom
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Why was the bullet train behind schedule? because it had a bad conductor.
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Why doesn't the naacp do anything about how shitty black jelly beans are?
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Tom brady got punished more than ray rice because he beat a whole team
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The perils of paternity: what unwed fathers need to know
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Top health official predicts gop will cave on obamacare repeal
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What do you call a man with news paper down his pants russel
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How do you get a nun pregnant? dress her up like a choir boy.
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What does dick cheney call rape? enhanced seduction techniques.
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So there we were, 5 against a 100... man, did we fuck those 5 up.
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What do you see when the pillsbury doughboy bends over? doughnuts!
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It's not every day a dead cat is mentioned at an fcc hearing
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The only drinking problem i have is not having enough money to keep buying it.
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My son asked me why girls pee sitting down. i told them they're lazy.
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Wanted to make a voldemort joke but this whole subreddit nose it
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I would like to buy a vowel... but they don't take snap.
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What are mario and luigis overalls made out of? denim denim denim
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What kind of underwear do the gi joes wear? none, they go commando.
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