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Oyl miller, design seeds, and 3 other pinterest accounts to follow now | false |
Why my mom took me to a gay club | false |
Why do the sharks only swim in salt water? ......because they would sneeze in pepper water. | true |
Boy, peter parker is lucky he was bitten by a spider and not one of those fainting goats. | true |
Ted cruz rises to the top in iowa polls as ben carson flounders | false |
I like my women like how i like my coffee beans ground and stored in the freezer. | true |
When abortion clinics close, healthcare costs go up | false |
Kerry washington and simone biles share a golden moment at golden globes | false |
Celebrate elvis presley's birthday by taking a look inside graceland (photos) | false |
How rap music can keep blood vessels from bursting | false |
Mummy toe rings? mysterious jewelry found on 3,300-year-old egyptian skeletons | false |
Firefighters' spontaneous act of kindness for homeless man goes viral | false |
I bought extra whitening toothpaste and now my teeth are spending a year in korea teaching english | true |
Pharmageddon: can a new weight loss drug really save us? | false |
Hillary clinton sucks! no she doesn't, because if she did bill wouldn't have monica. | true |
You know what really gets my goat? the chupacabra | true |
What goes, pieces of nine, pieces of nine? a parroty error | true |
Dr. who knock knock joke knock knock who is it? **doctor.** doctor who? **yes** | true |
So, joan rivers just died, and... ... she's scheduled for more plastic surgery next week. | true |
Watched 'man of steel' in spanish for 7 minutes before realizing something was off. | true |
Charlie sheen is hiv positive it seems he went from tiger blood to monkey blood. | true |
Why did they invent white chocolate? so black kids can make a mess too... | true |
Writing the common application essay and what to avoid | false |
What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice? neck-romance-y. | true |
Watching cooking shows makes you realize how much forehead sweat is possibly in your food | true |
Owen gatley: an illustrator whose happy style makes us feel at home | false |
Your hair dreams can come true, courtesy of olaplex | false |
Yesterday i had to buy a new hoover. my old one was just gathering dust. | true |
A fool-proof way to create the ultimate wedding site | false |
Fyvush finkel, 'boston public' and 'picket fences' actor, dead at 93 | false |
Huffpost hill - list of exciting job openings at goldman sachs grows | false |
Peter alexander dead: fashion photographer dies after falling out window at fashion week party | false |
@realdonaldtrump the 1930s called, they said great idea. | true |
How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man? they use a machine gun. | true |
Did you know that 10% of what trump says is actually true? neither does he. | true |
Watch: shotgun shack family remodels tiny home for $700 diy-style | false |
How my husband transformed my son's mri scans into incredible adventures | false |
A poem guaranteed to make a huge impression | false |
Be your own advocate (if you don't, who will?) | false |
Tennessee county may ask god to spare them and smite someone else | false |
Fbi investigating u.s. ties to alleged corruption by former ukraine president | false |
I went to a zoo with only one animal in it. it was a shih tzu. | true |
Why doesn't donald trump buy toilet paper? because he has some toilet-toupee. | true |
7 last-minute gifts for the budding coder in your life | false |
5 great steaks to remember for killer grilling! plus, a caveman t-bone recipe you'll never forget | false |
What do you call a fly with no wings a walk | true |
Violence and threats toward abortion clinics nearly doubled after planned parenthood videos | false |
Organizing tip that repurposes a pringles can into storage | false |
What do you call five blondes in a pool? air bubbles. | true |
I hate taking my paraplegic dog out for walks. it's a real drag. | true |
Golden gate bridge finally getting a suicide barrier | false |
I had to stop eating alphabet soup. i kept developing a vowel blockage. | true |
Apple's got a brand new bag -- and 'conan' tears it to shreds | false |
What has margaret thatcher and jimmy saville got in common? they both fucked minors | true |
Why is glue white? if it were black it would run. it just wouldn't work. | true |
Nina dobrev wears multicolored minidress to 'vampire diaries' 100th episode celebration | false |
Jimmy fallon's latest edition of 'ew!' features taylor swift | false |
Egyptian alcoholics are the hardest to talk to..... they are always in denial. | true |
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? because they're all dead | true |
Mechanic: what seems to be the problem? me: nice try buddy, that's what i'm paying you for | true |
Deandre martin alleges racist harassment at convergys, shares photos (graphic) | false |
The local police station had their toilet stolen. the cops say they have nothing to go on. | true |
How aa seats protect your seat and a whole lot more | false |
What did the black horse name its daughter? sha-neigh-neigh. thought of it at work. | true |
Here are the months college students are more likely to experiment with new drugs | false |
What do you call a cow without legs? ground beef. | true |
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? he stole the show ! | true |
What does an octopus wear on a cold day? a coat of arms! | true |
Turning off the downstairs lights and running upstairs so no one kills you | true |
The top 10 workout songs for june 2015 | false |
Sc state rep: i'll introduce legislation to remove confederate flag | false |
Climate change could release cold war-era radioactive waste in greenland | false |
How do you find white canadian reggae musician snow in the snow? you ask an informer | true |
When life gives you lemons . . . demand to see life's manager. | true |
Rihanna hung out with jake gyllenhaal and jay z at a nyc boxing match | false |
Not to be vague, but stuff and things | true |
A man overdosed on viagra... ...his wife took it hard. | true |
My blind friend just tried lsd for the first time... there was more tripping than usual. | true |
My ex just followed me on twitter. that said: say hello to hitler for me, mary. *blocked* | true |
Guy shoots fake gun in the air https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auw8wjvu0l8 | true |
That joke was so funny... it should be posted in r/funny | true |
What is britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers? the daily express. | true |
Kids vs. without kids: using a public restroom | false |
Why was the bullet train behind schedule? because it had a bad conductor. | true |
Why doesn't the naacp do anything about how shitty black jelly beans are? | true |
Tom brady got punished more than ray rice because he beat a whole team | true |
The perils of paternity: what unwed fathers need to know | false |
Top health official predicts gop will cave on obamacare repeal | false |
What do you call a man with news paper down his pants russel | true |
How do you get a nun pregnant? dress her up like a choir boy. | true |
What does dick cheney call rape? enhanced seduction techniques. | true |
So there we were, 5 against a 100... man, did we fuck those 5 up. | true |
What do you see when the pillsbury doughboy bends over? doughnuts! | true |
It's not every day a dead cat is mentioned at an fcc hearing | false |
The only drinking problem i have is not having enough money to keep buying it. | true |
My son asked me why girls pee sitting down. i told them they're lazy. | true |
Wanted to make a voldemort joke but this whole subreddit nose it | true |
I would like to buy a vowel... but they don't take snap. | true |
What are mario and luigis overalls made out of? denim denim denim | true |
What kind of underwear do the gi joes wear? none, they go commando. | true |
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