CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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*pushes vending machine over no you're out of order!	true
In honor of the olympics i suggest we start a synchronized drinking team..... whose in?	true
Yo momma's so pale... i felt like a snow plow last night.	true
Who shot the sheriff in jurassic park? deput- rex...	true
Kourtney kardashian's children had an extremely adorable thanksgiving	false
Why was six afraid of seven? seven was a registered six offender	true
Disney could learn a thing or two from this 'ariel' model who uses a wheelchair	false
Being an ugly girl is like being a man......you have to work	true
How do rabbits get to work? by rabbit transit!	true
Why isn't hitler invited to any barbecues? because he always burns the franks.	true
Beauty street style: julia engel, style blogger, shares shiny hair trick	false
What do you call alcohol in a bird bath? tequila mockingbird	true
Wife's hilarious 'family feud' fail totally shocks steve harvey	false
What would a porno be like? lots of clicking and snapping?	true
Told my co-workers this joke about mandatory meetings. you really had to be there.	true
Donald trump cabinet nominees promise to prohibit the use of waterboarding	false
Lindsey graham says there's a 91 percent chance he'll run for president in 2016	false
What do you call a mexican guy shouting at someone? an argumentative ese	true
Renovation boom revives a deadly demon for massachusetts workers	false
My friend told me how electricity was measured. and i was like watt.	true
Sorry, muggles! daniel radcliffe won't be in 'sharknado 3'	false
The week's best style moments: joan smalls, aisha tyler, kimora lee simmons and more (photos)	false
Pat robertson tells divorcee she's drawn to 'abusers' and should not remarry (video)	false
Tom cruise, katie holmes divorce: one year later	false
I used to have a friend who practiced acupuncture.	true
What do boobs and margaritas have in common? one is not enough and three is to many	true
Underwear as outerwear: 5 ways to show your lingerie with dignity (photos)	false
Our main weapon against hackers is a 30-year-old law	false
Engagement party ideas that won't bore your buddies	false
Protein shakes are really expensive.... whey expensive. edit: spelling	true
Design ideas from a couple's dream-made-reality rustic winery	false
Q: what do you call cattle with a sense of humor? a: laughing stock.	true
Do you know what a 68 is? you blow me and i owe you one.	true
In philippines, climate change and conflict both conspire against rural women	false
Google cancels 'town hall' on gender dispute over fears of online harassment by far-right	false
You look like the type of person who would try to write a check for a drug deal.	true
Bill maher: antonin scalia and michele bachmann are 'the exact same idiot'	false
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? there's 20 of them.	true
Porsha stewart divorce takes ugly turn with kordell stewart's latest allegations	false
I know - me, on something i don't know	true
My rare penny collection isn't very wise... it completely lacks common cents.	true
The urban-rural divide in suicide rates is big, and it's growing	false
Well, here's your problem right here. you built this thing on rock and roll.	true
Is it easier to deal with divorce when you made the choice to leave?	false
We can't get over simone biles' epic orange pantsuit	false
If ursa minor is made up of stars... is it safe to call it a solar bear?	true
What did one plate say to the other plate? dinners on me!	true
New york fashion week backstage beauty: luxe lace nail art at houghton fall 2013 (photos)	false
The overlooked trumpcare threat: a medicare time bomb	false
There are 3 types of people in this world.. ..those who can count, and those who can't.	true
Don't be afraid to trust in the unknown	false
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where is my tractor?	true
What did hitler get the jews for christmas? nothing. jews don't celebrate christmas.	true
7 vintage thanksgiving pics remind you of life before smart phones took over your family	false
Nate berkus welcomes a son, oskar brent-berkus, with husband jeremiah brent	false
When does it rain money? when there's change in the weather.	true
Sweet photo of cop comforting toddler in hospital goes viral	false
Have you heard about the polish lesbian? she fucks men.	true
Faculty groups remain worried as wisconsin moves closer to 'fake tenure'	false
Queen elizabeth gay rights: royal expected to sign commonwealth charter against discrimination	false
Why did we skip windows 9? because 7 8 9 i'm so sorry	true
We need to talk about the hats at the republican national convention	false
Why don't birds ever wear underwear? because their pecker is on their head.	true
Twitter went nuts over this sea creature that looks like a penis	false
I have a great motto for a sperm bank. you spank it, we bank it.	true
Did you hear about the paper joke? it was tear-ible	true
What's the difference between pop stars and porn stars? porn stars can probably sing.	true
Scientists make better leaders: using ideas for the common good	false
U.n.'s own study reveals its $13 billion maternal health efforts aren't saving lives	false
Maisie williams launches youtube channel with spot-on 'game of thrones' impression	false
How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?	true
I've started dating little red riding hood's gran. she's an animal in bed.	true
I keep waiting for a musical montage to start so i can do something awesome.	true
Boston renames yawkey way to help scrub red sox's racist past	false
Why are gay men such bad people? because they are all fucking assholes	true
I have two kids, five and seven silly names i know.	true
Turning a jesus wept moment into a teachable moment	false
Yelena vorobyov talks republican values surrounding health and nutrition at the rnc oasis (watch)	false
Franken to address senate amid groping and forcible kissing allegations	false
A terminally ill progressive activist confronted jeff flake about the tax bill on a flight	false
Georgia is trying to block newly registered voters from taking part in fierce runoff election	false
Want to hear a joke about potassium? yes k	true
What do you call a gay dinosaur ? mega-saur-ass	true
How does a redhead shave his pubes? gingerly	true
Was gonna buy a new car but got my groceries for the week at whole foods instead	true
California doubles down on green economy, but kicks cap-and-trade down the road	false
What do mexican midgets use to cut pizza? little caesars	true
Student killed herself after university mishandled her rape report: suit	false
Fake inaugural poem is a puzzling ode to trump’s ‘purpose and strength’	false
Where does bitter wine come from? from the grapes of wrath.	true
5 things every coffee lover needs to stash in their desk drawer	false
Minnie driver calls matt damon’s comments on sexual misconduct ‘utterly tone deaf’	false
Is this what terror war success looks like?	false
Beer companies say trump’s aluminum tariff will raise prices and hurt the industry	false
Medics on football sidelines must have the fortitude to throw in the towel for players	false
5 ways to help moms who need it most this mother's day	false
I'm certain my job is interfering with my drinking	true
This week in world war i, june 27-july 3, 1915	false
How to talk to your kids about the connecticut school tragedy	false
Obama tells lawmakers he won't cave on deportation review	false

*pushes vending machine over no you're out of order!

true

In honor of the olympics i suggest we start a synchronized drinking team..... whose in?

true

Yo momma's so pale... i felt like a snow plow last night.

true

Who shot the sheriff in jurassic park? deput- rex...

true

Kourtney kardashian's children had an extremely adorable thanksgiving

false

Why was six afraid of seven? seven was a registered six offender

true

Disney could learn a thing or two from this 'ariel' model who uses a wheelchair

false

Being an ugly girl is like being a man......you have to work

true

How do rabbits get to work? by rabbit transit!

true

Why isn't hitler invited to any barbecues? because he always burns the franks.

true

Beauty street style: julia engel, style blogger, shares shiny hair trick

false

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath? tequila mockingbird

true

Wife's hilarious 'family feud' fail totally shocks steve harvey

false

What would a porno be like? lots of clicking and snapping?

true

Told my co-workers this joke about mandatory meetings. you really had to be there.

true

Donald trump cabinet nominees promise to prohibit the use of waterboarding

false

Lindsey graham says there's a 91 percent chance he'll run for president in 2016

false

What do you call a mexican guy shouting at someone? an argumentative ese

true

Renovation boom revives a deadly demon for massachusetts workers

false

My friend told me how electricity was measured. and i was like watt.

true

Sorry, muggles! daniel radcliffe won't be in 'sharknado 3'

false

The week's best style moments: joan smalls, aisha tyler, kimora lee simmons and more (photos)

false

Pat robertson tells divorcee she's drawn to 'abusers' and should not remarry (video)

false

Tom cruise, katie holmes divorce: one year later

false

I used to have a friend who practiced acupuncture.

true

What do boobs and margaritas have in common? one is not enough and three is to many

true

Underwear as outerwear: 5 ways to show your lingerie with dignity (photos)

false

Our main weapon against hackers is a 30-year-old law

false

Engagement party ideas that won't bore your buddies

false

Protein shakes are really expensive.... whey expensive. edit: spelling

true

Design ideas from a couple's dream-made-reality rustic winery

false

Q: what do you call cattle with a sense of humor? a: laughing stock.

true

Do you know what a 68 is? you blow me and i owe you one.

true

In philippines, climate change and conflict both conspire against rural women

false

Google cancels 'town hall' on gender dispute over fears of online harassment by far-right

false

You look like the type of person who would try to write a check for a drug deal.

true

Bill maher: antonin scalia and michele bachmann are 'the exact same idiot'

false

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? there's 20 of them.

true

Porsha stewart divorce takes ugly turn with kordell stewart's latest allegations

false

I know - me, on something i don't know

true

My rare penny collection isn't very wise... it completely lacks common cents.

true

The urban-rural divide in suicide rates is big, and it's growing

false

Well, here's your problem right here. you built this thing on rock and roll.

true

Is it easier to deal with divorce when you made the choice to leave?

false

We can't get over simone biles' epic orange pantsuit

false

If ursa minor is made up of stars... is it safe to call it a solar bear?

true

What did one plate say to the other plate? dinners on me!

true

New york fashion week backstage beauty: luxe lace nail art at houghton fall 2013 (photos)

false

The overlooked trumpcare threat: a medicare time bomb

false

There are 3 types of people in this world.. ..those who can count, and those who can't.

true

Don't be afraid to trust in the unknown

false

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where is my tractor?

true

What did hitler get the jews for christmas? nothing. jews don't celebrate christmas.

true

7 vintage thanksgiving pics remind you of life before smart phones took over your family

false

Nate berkus welcomes a son, oskar brent-berkus, with husband jeremiah brent

false

When does it rain money? when there's change in the weather.

true

Sweet photo of cop comforting toddler in hospital goes viral

false

Have you heard about the polish lesbian? she fucks men.

true

Faculty groups remain worried as wisconsin moves closer to 'fake tenure'

false

Queen elizabeth gay rights: royal expected to sign commonwealth charter against discrimination

false

Why did we skip windows 9? because 7 8 9 i'm so sorry

true

We need to talk about the hats at the republican national convention

false

Why don't birds ever wear underwear? because their pecker is on their head.

true

Twitter went nuts over this sea creature that looks like a penis

false

I have a great motto for a sperm bank. you spank it, we bank it.

true

Did you hear about the paper joke? it was tear-ible

true

What's the difference between pop stars and porn stars? porn stars can probably sing.

true

Scientists make better leaders: using ideas for the common good

false

U.n.'s own study reveals its $13 billion maternal health efforts aren't saving lives

false

Maisie williams launches youtube channel with spot-on 'game of thrones' impression

false

How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?

true

I've started dating little red riding hood's gran. she's an animal in bed.

true

I keep waiting for a musical montage to start so i can do something awesome.

true

Boston renames yawkey way to help scrub red sox's racist past

false

Why are gay men such bad people? because they are all fucking assholes

true

I have two kids, five and seven silly names i know.

true

Turning a jesus wept moment into a teachable moment

false

Yelena vorobyov talks republican values surrounding health and nutrition at the rnc oasis (watch)

false

Franken to address senate amid groping and forcible kissing allegations

false

A terminally ill progressive activist confronted jeff flake about the tax bill on a flight

false

Georgia is trying to block newly registered voters from taking part in fierce runoff election

false

Want to hear a joke about potassium? yes k

true

What do you call a gay dinosaur ? mega-saur-ass

true

How does a redhead shave his pubes? gingerly

true

Was gonna buy a new car but got my groceries for the week at whole foods instead

true

California doubles down on green economy, but kicks cap-and-trade down the road

false

What do mexican midgets use to cut pizza? little caesars

true

Student killed herself after university mishandled her rape report: suit

false

Fake inaugural poem is a puzzling ode to trump’s ‘purpose and strength’

false

Where does bitter wine come from? from the grapes of wrath.

true

5 things every coffee lover needs to stash in their desk drawer

false

Minnie driver calls matt damon’s comments on sexual misconduct ‘utterly tone deaf’

false

Is this what terror war success looks like?

false

Beer companies say trump’s aluminum tariff will raise prices and hurt the industry

false

Medics on football sidelines must have the fortitude to throw in the towel for players

false

5 ways to help moms who need it most this mother's day

false

I'm certain my job is interfering with my drinking

true

This week in world war i, june 27-july 3, 1915

false

How to talk to your kids about the connecticut school tragedy

false

Obama tells lawmakers he won't cave on deportation review

false