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Where does a 19th century russian imperialist get his coffee? tsarbucks. | true |
Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% other people cheapening the meaning of the word genius. | true |
Best of abu dhabi: learning the games people play through the narcicyst's rise | false |
Watch live: obama will urge americans 'not to give in to fear' in rare oval office speech | false |
Jokes are like women i never get them | true |
Why do you never see elephant's in trees? they're really good at hiding. | true |
Study finds immigrant teens are less likely to commit crimes than their u.s.-born peers | false |
Cnn's stelter: trump is 'media's addiction,' 'sucks up all the oxygen' | false |
How americans are sleeping (so far) in 2015 | false |
Why did the duck leave the dancefloor? he didn't want to get down on it. | true |
Have you ever noticed that santa brings better gifts to the kids that have rich parents? | true |
Hugging etiquette: the dos and don'ts of showing affection in the workplace | false |
The other day i found two gold bars. i've always dreamed of an au pair. | true |
Chocolate room sculptor elena kliment creates lounge made entirely of confection (photos) | false |
Snoop dogg teams up with jack in the box for $4.20 stoner combo | false |
What do you call an empty jar of cheez whiz? cheez waz. | true |
Someone made donald trump's speeches into an early 2000s emo song | false |
What you should know about making holiday shoes comfortable | false |
Breaking the cycle of scarcity through the eyes of gratitude | false |
Whoever left me in charge of my own destiny has a lot of explaining to do. | true |
Slow-mo video masters kill the holy merciful crap out of some spray paint | false |
The cop said it was an outstanding warrant, dad. and you said id never amount to anything | true |
Trump is going to indiana to slam joe donnelly. don’t expect the democrat to hit back. | false |
Mitch mcconnell will push for 20-week abortion ban if gop gains senate control | false |
Sex is like bowling it can be great by yourself, but it's always better with multiple people. | true |
By silencing elizabeth warren, republicans fail to silence concerns about jeff sessions | false |
International travel: trieste, italy – multicultural dining and a grand sea-front hotel | false |
This unicorn-themed café is everything we've ever wanted in life | false |
'mrs. doubtfire' daughter lost her 'favorite teacher' in robin williams | false |
The way you eat -- not the food itself -- could influence weight gain | false |
New lifestyle platform aims to empower black men, expand their narrative | false |
Why can't gay people drive while they're aroused? because they can't think straight. | true |
What's something that slaves have and rich people want? nothing! | true |
7 very good reasons to visit toronto this summer | false |
2 prisons hold water drive for flint and collect 29,000 bottles | false |
Did you hear about the farmer running the illicit sex ring? apparently it was a pig fucking deal. | true |
There's more than one reason not to wear makeup (video) | false |
A wise statistician once told me: be thankful you have more hands than average. | true |
Why would adrian peterson be a great baseball player? because he's a switch hitter | true |
Fake wolf blitzer accepts a trump fake news award from real jimmy kimmel | false |
Why was the horse farmer arrested? he was raising a colt. | true |
Want to know why carrots give you good vision? have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses before? | true |
'why i want to f**k donald trump' reflects the very real anger surrounding this election | false |
Hillary clinton calls water crisis 'immoral' in visit to flint | false |
Coldplay remembers gene wilder with magical rendition of 'pure imagination' | false |
What does laquisha have for breakfast? plan b | true |
Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator? there wasn't mush-room. | true |
Oh look, another one of trump's court picks is really anti-gay | false |
I guess you can freeze this: the peanut butter edition | false |
Relabeling your way to start practicing grateful living | false |
Harrison ford is the highest-grossing actor in u.s. box office history | false |
Donald trump is your drunk uncle at thanksgiving with this chrome extension | false |
I heard oscar pistorius might walk at the end of the trial it's a miracle. | true |
Animal control removes giant snake found chilling in toilet bowl | false |
How to make a delicious salad with no lettuce whatsoever (photos) | false |
Dutch court upholds ban on tourists in cannabis cafes | false |
Teen arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting a 2-year-old | false |
Funny divorce: buying these fireworks will totally make your spouse divorce you (photo) | false |
If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress? the republican party. | true |
Chelsea manning's lawyer delivers powerful message about trans health care | false |
'expendables 2' box office: film tops 'bourne legacy' on friday | false |
New report reveals the best and worst states to have a baby | false |
Mass graves suggest systematic killing of rohingya in myanmar | false |
Did you hear about angle 57.29 he's rad | true |
You have 24 hours in a day -- here's how to make the most of it | false |
Why 'kidnapped for christ' isn't anti-christian, it's anti-hate | false |
Teens are shocked when mom surprises them with new baby sister | false |
Seth meyers rips donald trump's 'sh**ty' handling of crisis in puerto rico | false |
You can't tell me i neglect my children. nobody else knows where they are either. | true |
What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? an ant-ihistamine! | true |
Prince cremated and remembered at 'private, beautiful' ceremony | false |
In the caribbean: give me that old-time merengue | false |
What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair? cancer | true |
I'm in a band called stuck in the fucking departure lounge! check us out! | true |
Cakeday special - what did the chinese gangster do? made him an offer he couldn't understand | true |
If c3po was made of glass... that would make him a see-through-po! | true |
Why shouldn't you take away a hobos shit? it might be his lunch. | true |
I bought nickelback's greatest hits and it was just a blank cd. | true |
Use your consumer power to clean up cruelty in 2015 | false |
What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay? a bagel | true |
Squirming on the floor and a $200,000 payout: travis kalanick's last months at uber | false |
The movember momentum and you: how mustaches are changing men's health beyond cancer | false |
Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? they keep repeating themselves. | true |
Brain's gray matter linked with susceptibility to peer pressure: study | false |
Why did the priest go to walmart? because the little boys pants were half off. | true |
Someone offered to take me fly fishing, but i turned them down. i like to keep it reel. | true |
If plastic bags could be used as currency, my mom would be on a forbes list. | true |
I debated suicide... i debated suicide by sudoku once. i wanted my death to count. | true |
With the power pop of iii, jessica campbell can count her blessings | false |
I thought about starting a business selling halos... ...but the cost of overheads was too high. | true |
What does a bird say when it wants revenge? toucan play at that game! | true |
Why is monica lewinsky so poor because she's always blowing bills | true |
Ever notice how unaware people are of the world around them? no? | true |
Trans woman found dead in prison in midst of legal battle | false |
14 signs you need a vacation, in gifs | false |
Are my undies showing? would you like them to? | true |
Defending earth every day with women around the world | false |
I'll never forget what my grandad said before he kicked the bucket watch me kick that bucket | true |
What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread? inbred. | true |
Egypt sentences us-egyptian citizen to life in prison | false |
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