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Where does a 19th century russian imperialist get his coffee? tsarbucks.
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Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% other people cheapening the meaning of the word genius.
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Best of abu dhabi: learning the games people play through the narcicyst's rise
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Watch live: obama will urge americans 'not to give in to fear' in rare oval office speech
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Jokes are like women i never get them
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Why do you never see elephant's in trees? they're really good at hiding.
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Study finds immigrant teens are less likely to commit crimes than their u.s.-born peers
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Cnn's stelter: trump is 'media's addiction,' 'sucks up all the oxygen'
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How americans are sleeping (so far) in 2015
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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor? he didn't want to get down on it.
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Have you ever noticed that santa brings better gifts to the kids that have rich parents?
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Hugging etiquette: the dos and don'ts of showing affection in the workplace
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The other day i found two gold bars. i've always dreamed of an au pair.
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Chocolate room sculptor elena kliment creates lounge made entirely of confection (photos)
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Snoop dogg teams up with jack in the box for $4.20 stoner combo
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What do you call an empty jar of cheez whiz? cheez waz.
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Someone made donald trump's speeches into an early 2000s emo song
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What you should know about making holiday shoes comfortable
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Breaking the cycle of scarcity through the eyes of gratitude
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Whoever left me in charge of my own destiny has a lot of explaining to do.
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Slow-mo video masters kill the holy merciful crap out of some spray paint
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The cop said it was an outstanding warrant, dad. and you said id never amount to anything
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Trump is going to indiana to slam joe donnelly. don’t expect the democrat to hit back.
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Mitch mcconnell will push for 20-week abortion ban if gop gains senate control
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Sex is like bowling it can be great by yourself, but it's always better with multiple people.
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By silencing elizabeth warren, republicans fail to silence concerns about jeff sessions
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International travel: trieste, italy – multicultural dining and a grand sea-front hotel
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This unicorn-themed café is everything we've ever wanted in life
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'mrs. doubtfire' daughter lost her 'favorite teacher' in robin williams
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The way you eat -- not the food itself -- could influence weight gain
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New lifestyle platform aims to empower black men, expand their narrative
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Why can't gay people drive while they're aroused? because they can't think straight.
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What's something that slaves have and rich people want? nothing!
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7 very good reasons to visit toronto this summer
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2 prisons hold water drive for flint and collect 29,000 bottles
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Did you hear about the farmer running the illicit sex ring? apparently it was a pig fucking deal.
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There's more than one reason not to wear makeup (video)
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A wise statistician once told me: be thankful you have more hands than average.
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Why would adrian peterson be a great baseball player? because he's a switch hitter
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Fake wolf blitzer accepts a trump fake news award from real jimmy kimmel
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Why was the horse farmer arrested? he was raising a colt.
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Want to know why carrots give you good vision? have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses before?
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'why i want to f**k donald trump' reflects the very real anger surrounding this election
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Hillary clinton calls water crisis 'immoral' in visit to flint
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Coldplay remembers gene wilder with magical rendition of 'pure imagination'
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What does laquisha have for breakfast? plan b
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Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator? there wasn't mush-room.
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Oh look, another one of trump's court picks is really anti-gay
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I guess you can freeze this: the peanut butter edition
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Relabeling your way to start practicing grateful living
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Harrison ford is the highest-grossing actor in u.s. box office history
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Donald trump is your drunk uncle at thanksgiving with this chrome extension
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I heard oscar pistorius might walk at the end of the trial it's a miracle.
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Animal control removes giant snake found chilling in toilet bowl
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How to make a delicious salad with no lettuce whatsoever (photos)
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Dutch court upholds ban on tourists in cannabis cafes
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Teen arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting a 2-year-old
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Funny divorce: buying these fireworks will totally make your spouse divorce you (photo)
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If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress? the republican party.
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Chelsea manning's lawyer delivers powerful message about trans health care
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'expendables 2' box office: film tops 'bourne legacy' on friday
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New report reveals the best and worst states to have a baby
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Mass graves suggest systematic killing of rohingya in myanmar
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Did you hear about angle 57.29 he's rad
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You have 24 hours in a day -- here's how to make the most of it
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Why 'kidnapped for christ' isn't anti-christian, it's anti-hate
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Teens are shocked when mom surprises them with new baby sister
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Seth meyers rips donald trump's 'sh**ty' handling of crisis in puerto rico
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You can't tell me i neglect my children. nobody else knows where they are either.
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What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? an ant-ihistamine!
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Prince cremated and remembered at 'private, beautiful' ceremony
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In the caribbean: give me that old-time merengue
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What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair? cancer
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I'm in a band called stuck in the fucking departure lounge! check us out!
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Cakeday special - what did the chinese gangster do? made him an offer he couldn't understand
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If c3po was made of glass... that would make him a see-through-po!
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Why shouldn't you take away a hobos shit? it might be his lunch.
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I bought nickelback's greatest hits and it was just a blank cd.
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Use your consumer power to clean up cruelty in 2015
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What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay? a bagel
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Squirming on the floor and a $200,000 payout: travis kalanick's last months at uber
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The movember momentum and you: how mustaches are changing men's health beyond cancer
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Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? they keep repeating themselves.
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Brain's gray matter linked with susceptibility to peer pressure: study
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Why did the priest go to walmart? because the little boys pants were half off.
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Someone offered to take me fly fishing, but i turned them down. i like to keep it reel.
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If plastic bags could be used as currency, my mom would be on a forbes list.
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I debated suicide... i debated suicide by sudoku once. i wanted my death to count.
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With the power pop of iii, jessica campbell can count her blessings
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I thought about starting a business selling halos... ...but the cost of overheads was too high.
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What does a bird say when it wants revenge? toucan play at that game!
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Why is monica lewinsky so poor because she's always blowing bills
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Ever notice how unaware people are of the world around them? no?
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Trans woman found dead in prison in midst of legal battle
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14 signs you need a vacation, in gifs
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Are my undies showing? would you like them to?
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Defending earth every day with women around the world
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I'll never forget what my grandad said before he kicked the bucket watch me kick that bucket
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What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread? inbred.
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Egypt sentences us-egyptian citizen to life in prison
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